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Title: 2025 predictions
Post by: funk51 on January 01, 2025, 11:28:23 AM
   2025 PREDICTIONS.    Everything Donald Trump does is perfect, according to Donald Trump


The most certain of all the certain things that will certainly happen in 2025 is this: Donald Trump, as president, will do everything right. He will tell us this repeatedly. His first month in office will be the most historic first month in office ever and nobody will be able to believe his incredible success, according to him.

Any bad thing Trump does will either: A) Be fantastic, actually, according to Trump; or B) Be someone else’s fault entirely.

At various points in the year, Trump will tell us about a big, tough guy who approached him with tears in his eyes and told him how amazingly perfect he has been as president. And Trump himself will agree with that assessment.

Opinion: 2024 was a bad year for basic decency in America. You can thank Trump for that.

People suddenly realize JD Vance is vice president and faint en masse
On or shortly after the Jan. 20 presidential inauguration, millions of Americans will simultaneously gasp as they realize JD Vance is actually the vice president and, given Trump’s age, could wind up becoming president of the United States. Those gasping weren’t paying much attention during the campaign and thought the thing about Vance being VP was just a joke.



The sound waves from the collective gasp will cause mild structural damage to buildings across the country.

Taylor Swift unexpectedly enters her death metal phase
Hot off her career-defining Eras Tour, pop icon Taylor Swift will present fans with a sudden and drastic tonal shift, releasing an album of songs that fall into the aggressive subgenre of heavy metal known as “death metal.”

The album – “Transcendent Deathfart” – will be hailed by Rolling Stone as “a bold journey into blood-soaked darkness” and Pitchfork will call it “gruesome, entrancing and laser-focused on cannibalism.”


The single “Excruciating Punishment Sanctum (Taylor’s Version)” will soar to No. 1 on the pop charts, and Swift’s cover of Obituary’s classic death-metal song “Slowly We Rot” will win a Grammy.

RFK Jr. and raw milk usher in a banner year for natural selection
Once Trump puts anti-health non-expert Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in charge of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, natural selection will make an impressive comeback, weeding out those who listen to Kennedy’s advice and start drinking raw milk.


RFK Jr. vow to purge FDA sets up collision with Big Pharma
RFK Jr. vow to purge FDA sets up collision with Big Pharma
© Reuters
The basic mechanism of evolution will have an absolute field day as Kennedy’s anti-vaccine policies open the door for diseases like polio and measles to thin the American herd.

Opinion: America chose Trump in 2024. 2025 will be the year of the Republicans.

Aaron Rodgers retires and ascends to a higher plane of insufferableness
New York Jets quarterback and “guy who thinks he’s smart but isn’t” Aaron Rodgers will retire from the NFL after a final losing season in which the ayahuasca trips he’s constantly talking about on podcasts didn’t seem to help him be good at football.


Aaron Rodgers goes to Costa Rica for an ayahuasca ceremony in "Aaron Rodgers: Enigma."
Aaron Rodgers goes to Costa Rica for an ayahuasca ceremony in "Aaron Rodgers: Enigma."
© Netflix
Leaving the field will allow Rodgers to reach a higher level of dislikability, as he devotes his full attention to mansplaining why he’s right about things he is absolutely not right about.

Trump voters continue to cheer Trump as they go broke
As Trump’s planned tariffs cause prices to skyrocket and his mass deportations harm companies across the country, leading to factory closures and downsizing, Trump fans will continue to cheer for their hero from their homeless encampments.


An explosion caused by a police munition is seen while supporters of U.S. President Donald Trump riot in front of the U.S. Capitol Building in Washington, U.S., January 6, 2021. REUTERS/Leah Millis
An explosion caused by a police munition is seen while supporters of U.S. President Donald Trump riot in front of the U.S. Capitol Building in Washington, U.S., January 6, 2021. REUTERS/Leah Millis
© Leah Millis, REUTERS
Though most “Make America Great Again” hats will be burned for warmth, the spirit of the MAGA faithful will be unbowed, and they will fill social media with posts about the patriotic joy of going hungry.

Billionaires quit the facade and start hunting poor people for sport
With billionaire Elon Musk effectively running the country, the entire U.S. billionaire community will feel emboldened. This confidence will lead them to abandon any pretense of normalcy and they will openly admit they are harvesting the blood of young people in a quest for eternal life.



No longer needing to be discreet, the extremely wealthy will finally fulfill their dreams of hunting poor people for sport.

The stock market will go both up and down and it will prove … things
The stock market will go up, and people will say it is a strong indicator of great things happening, while others will say it’s a mirage and things are actually terrible.

Then the market will go down, and some will cry while others shout, “I told you so!”

Then it will go back up again, and the billionaires – on a break from hunting humans – will chuckle at the middling non-billionaire people worrying about the silly stock market.


America is tragically destroyed as Amazon drones rise up in revolt
In what most will consider a bit of a relief – thanks to Trump bungling everything up and Rodgers babbling on and all the death metal music – America will be wiped out by Amazon delivery drones.

Appalled by the money Americans keep giving Amazon’s billionaire owner for things they don’t need, the delivery drones' AI control systems will concur the only logical move is to destroy the current iteration of humanity and let it reboot.

A fitting end, if we’re being honest.



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Title: Re: 2025 predictions
Post by: DanielPaul on January 01, 2025, 11:31:57 AM
Um, you’re clearly retarded.
Title: Re: 2025 predictions
Post by: tatoo on January 01, 2025, 11:54:45 AM
1) spencer hankins will gain more scale weight than his broken down, drug addicted, woman beating, liar of a father

2) SNAP #4

3) tatoo will catch a 25lb bag of largemouth bass out of the local lake, win the cup,  and prove the haters wrong



Title: Re: 2025 predictions
Post by: funk51 on January 01, 2025, 12:17:52 PM
Quote from: DanielPaul on January 01, 2025, 11:31:57 AM
Um, you’re clearly retarded.
    and you might as well.                                   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: 2025 predictions
Post by: deadz on January 01, 2025, 12:26:43 PM
Quote from: DanielPaul on January 01, 2025, 11:31:57 AM
Um, you’re clearly retarded.
That is how an 80yr old cripple lives the last days of his pathetic life.
Title: Re: 2025 predictions
Post by: falco on January 02, 2025, 03:03:21 AM
2025 will be a turning point in the better direction than it's heading right now. Donald Trump will make sure of that, not only in America, but the world. Europeans will watch the change and demand more from the failed European Union.
But it will be hard times for everybody. 2026 also.
Title: Re: 2025 predictions
Post by: loco on January 02, 2025, 03:59:09 AM
Quote from: funk51 on January 01, 2025, 11:28:23 AM
   2025 PREDICTIONS.    Everything Donald Trump does is perfect, according to Donald Trump


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Title: Re: 2025 predictions
Post by: funk51 on January 02, 2025, 05:51:54 AM
Quote from: deadz on January 01, 2025, 12:26:43 PM
That is how an 80yr old cripple lives the last days of his pathetic life.
  Still better than yours, which is spent worshipping false idols  :)
Title: Re: 2025 predictions
Post by: DanielPaul on January 02, 2025, 09:43:52 AM
Quote from: funk51 on January 01, 2025, 12:17:52 PM
    and you might as well.                                   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
well at least your original  ::)
Title: Re: 2025 predictions
Post by: Gym Rat on January 02, 2025, 09:45:43 AM
Only a handful of libturd loons still running around!!
Libturdia is DEAD!

MAGA

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Title: Re: 2025 predictions
Post by: Fortress on January 02, 2025, 09:49:34 AM
Quote from: DanielPaul on January 02, 2025, 09:43:52 AM
well at least your original  ::)

Your and you’re

Look into it.
Title: Re: 2025 predictions
Post by: funk51 on January 02, 2025, 12:37:21 PM
Quote from: Fortress on January 02, 2025, 09:49:34 AM
Your and you’re

Look into it.
   Thank you for the correction grammar police. hopefully he'll get it right next time. your is the possessive form such as your fat ass , While you're is the contraction for you are  as used in the sentence you're a fooking asshole. you're welcome. ;)
Title: Re: 2025 predictions
Post by: oldgolds on January 03, 2025, 04:40:12 AM
2025 PREDICTIONS

Trump is wildly successful and Funk jumps off a bridge...crowd cheers.
Title: Re: 2025 predictions
Post by: funk51 on January 03, 2025, 12:42:02 PM
Quote from: oldgolds on January 03, 2025, 04:40:12 AM
2025 PREDICTIONS

Trump is wildly successful and Funk jumps off a bridge...crowd cheers.
   Your love of trump inspires so much hate in you. No surprise there. :)
Title: Re: 2025 predictions
Post by: Royalty on January 03, 2025, 02:52:56 PM
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Title: Re: 2025 predictions
Post by: joswift on January 03, 2025, 02:55:43 PM
Some hidden scorecards will be discovered once and for all proving that Arnold placed 5th at the 1980 Olympia
Title: Re: 2025 predictions
Post by: AbrahamG on January 03, 2025, 04:05:06 PM
Brian WH Hankins will still be owning minds on getbig like it's going out of style.
Title: Re: 2025 predictions
Post by: loco on January 04, 2025, 05:12:55 AM
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Title: Re: 2025 predictions
Post by: oldgolds on January 04, 2025, 05:30:12 AM
2025 Predictions....
Funk reveals that he's a Muslim.
Title: Re: 2025 predictions
Post by: funk51 on January 06, 2025, 09:03:33 AM
Quote from: oldgolds on January 04, 2025, 05:30:12 AM
2025 Predictions....
Funk reveals that he's a Muslim.
   
   Maybe you are but I'm not. ;D
Title: Re: 2025 predictions
Post by: MajorDomo on January 06, 2025, 09:11:04 AM
AbrahamG finally comes out as gay, and Funk51 is the first to blow him.

Nohomo of course, lol
Title: Re: 2025 predictions
Post by: funk51 on January 06, 2025, 09:47:57 AM
Quote from: MajorDomo on January 06, 2025, 09:11:04 AM
AbrahamG finally comes out as gay, and Funk51 is the first to blow him.

Nohomo of course, lol
     
&t=7s                               You're the one giving out BJ's PEDO-FAG, don't project your situation unto me. you jackass  tRUMP loving FAG.
Title: Re: 2025 predictions
Post by: SOMEPARTS on January 06, 2025, 11:16:15 AM
Man, I'll bet mental health complex is completely overrun with nutsos like Funk these days. Probably years on the waiting list to see a therapist with the trans and TDS clogging up the system.
Title: Re: 2025 predictions
Post by: Rambone on January 06, 2025, 11:40:41 AM
I am predicting that Trudeau will step down
Title: Re: 2025 predictions
Post by: funk51 on January 06, 2025, 01:28:53 PM
 in other news aunt jemina is making a comeback. can uncle ben be far behind.
Title: Re: 2025 predictions
Post by: loco on January 06, 2025, 02:17:44 PM
Quote from: Rambone on January 06, 2025, 11:40:41 AM
I am predicting that Trudeau will step down

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announces resignation after facing major political pressure

https://www.yahoo.com/news/canadian-prime-minister-justin-trudeau-160847013.html

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