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Title: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: sarcasm on May 04, 2006, 12:14:50 PM
i was looking through the new Musclemag and it had a pre contest training and diet feature on him and his diet is 11 meals per day and at least 7 of them had a pound of meat so that's 700 grams of protein just from meat then he had a couple of shakes and a couple of 15 egg white meals in there so that's upwards of 900 grams of protein a day, does anyone believe this bullshit?
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: dseiler on May 04, 2006, 12:16:08 PM
I do, if he changed his name to Jay Cutler.
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on May 04, 2006, 12:16:53 PM
If Kamali ate 7lbs of meat per day he'd be on a toilet nonstop.....hell, he'd have to eat all that meat while on a toilet.


Now, if that article stated he ate 7-10" of manmeat each day then I'd believe it completely.
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: LifterChick on May 04, 2006, 12:17:12 PM
How many of the labels read Krispy Kreme?
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: sarcasm on May 04, 2006, 12:18:12 PM
not only that but each meal had a decent amount of carbs as well, hahahaha.
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: sarcasm on May 04, 2006, 12:20:00 PM
If Kamali ate 7lbs of meat per day he'd be on a toilet nonstop.....hell, he'd have to eat all that meat while on a toilet.


Now, if that article stated he ate 7-10" of manmeat each day then I'd believe it completely.
hahahahahahaha.
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mars on May 04, 2006, 12:20:06 PM
How many meals he's eating in mac donalds?
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: gordiano on May 04, 2006, 12:21:14 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on May 04, 2006, 12:21:32 PM
How many meals he's eating in mac donalds?

Depends on how many breaks he gets during his shift.

Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Matt on May 04, 2006, 12:22:45 PM
bullshit

This much I agree with.   ;D
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Overload on May 04, 2006, 12:24:21 PM
he's known for grazing, he literally eats all day long...that's why he gets so fat.


 8)
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: jaejonna on May 04, 2006, 12:25:44 PM
Most of that meat he eats isnt swallowed, its licked and sucked
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: sarcasm on May 04, 2006, 12:25:50 PM
This much I agree with.   ;D
hahahaha, if he ate that much precontest he'd be 350lbs. of fat and he'd have to plug his ass so he could go out and pose without shitting himself, and they wonder why people don't buy Musclemag, why would they print such nonsense.
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: sarcasm on May 04, 2006, 12:27:08 PM
he's known for grazing, he literally eats all day long...that's why he gets so fat.


 8)
i wouldn't call 14-16 ounces of steak or chicken with rice or potato to be "grazing" that's a full on meal.
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mars on May 04, 2006, 12:27:54 PM
Haha can you imagine he's up for his last midnight meal and when he's arriving at the local mac donalds it's closed, he bangs with his fist on the door screaming "OPEN UP YOU BITCHES, I FUCKING NEED MY LAST MEAL  OF THE DAY RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!" one moment of silence.. "DON'T YOU FUCKING KNOW WHO I AM?? I AM KING KAMALI, I AM A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BITCHES BETTER OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR OR I BURN DOWN THIS PLACE"

haha.
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on May 04, 2006, 12:28:42 PM
It looks as though we're concluding that Tamali is a lying sack of steaming dogcrap.
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on May 04, 2006, 12:29:33 PM
Haha can you imagine he's up for his last midnight meal and when he's arriving at the local mac donalds it's closed, he bangs with his fist on the door screaming "OPEN UP YOU BITCHES, I FUCKING NEED MY LAST MEAL  OF THE DAY RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!" one moment of silence.. "DON'T YOU FUCKING KNOW WHO I AM?? I AM KING KAMALI, I AM A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BITCHES BETTER OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR OR I BURN DOWN THIS PLACE"

haha.


AHAHHHAAHAHAHA!!!!    Classic work Mars!!!  AHAHAH!!!
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: gordiano on May 04, 2006, 12:29:47 PM
It looks as though we're concluding that Tamali is a lying sack of steaming dogcrap.

You mean he's not 295 lbs @ 5% bf?
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: sarcasm on May 04, 2006, 12:30:00 PM
It looks as though we're concluding that Tamali is a lying sack of steaming dogcrap.
the sad thing is that there are some young jackasses that will try to duplicate that diet just as it's outlined and end up with colitis, hahaha.
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Dingleberry on May 04, 2006, 12:30:29 PM
If he ate that much he might actually grow some arms.
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: sarcasm on May 04, 2006, 12:31:35 PM
Haha can you imagine he's up for his last midnight meal and when he's arriving at the local mac donalds it's closed, he bangs with his fist on the door screaming "OPEN UP YOU BITCHES, I FUCKING NEED MY LAST MEAL  OF THE DAY RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!" one moment of silence.. "DON'T YOU FUCKING KNOW WHO I AM?? I AM KING KAMALI, I AM A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BITCHES BETTER OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR OR I BURN DOWN THIS PLACE"

haha.
hahahaha, yes Mars then he puts on his customized weight belt and picks up a 10lb. rock and throws it through the window and starts hitting most musculars.
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mars on May 04, 2006, 12:34:32 PM
Haha i really see him doing that in his offseason look, with his tank top and the sweat dripping from his face because of all the anger.
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Slick Vic on May 04, 2006, 12:40:50 PM
I do, if he changed his name to Jay Cutler.
Yup. Jay is VERY disciplined with his diet. Like clock work.
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: sarcasm on May 04, 2006, 12:42:22 PM
Yup. Jay is VERY disciplined with his diet. Like clock work.
even Jay doesn't eat anywhere near that much.
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: jpeso on May 04, 2006, 12:43:45 PM
Yah like someone posted earlier, some young kid is going to try this shit and become a real monster!
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: LuciusFox on May 04, 2006, 12:44:21 PM
 I don't see why someone would brag about such an overkill diet. Who started the insane protein trend?  ???
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: sarcasm on May 04, 2006, 12:44:38 PM
Yah like someone posted earlier, some young kid is going to try this shit and become a real monster!
yeah, a real diahhrea monster.
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: HERACLES on May 04, 2006, 01:38:48 PM
i was looking through the new Musclemag and it had a pre contest training and diet feature on him and his diet is 11 meals per day and at least 7 of them had a pound of meat so that's 700 grams of protein just from meat then he had a couple of shakes and a couple of 15 egg white meals in there so that's upwards of 900 grams of protein a day, does anyone believe this bullshit?

Thats insane man. How does their kidneys support that?

I was a bio major, and one of our experiments (was so cool) was taking 3 rats, and putitng them on differnt diets. One High protein, one high carb, and one normal diet...

The normal diet when dissected, had nothing really differnt, organs look the same, weight the same, etc.

The high carb low protein rat, had the lowest weight, and when dissected, the organs where pail, and brittle, they just kind of dissolved..!

The High protein Rat..well, I called him BIG BOI! He was alot heavier, when dissected, his organs were SOLID! DEEP RED, larger than normal..COOL.

SO,

If Kamali eats so much protein, and with gear, well I guess thats why pros look the way they do. Protein is the key I guess...but so much protein, I dont know how good that is..and if it is toxic to your kikdneys.. ???
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: anvil on May 04, 2006, 01:50:20 PM
The only time Tamali ingests that much protein is when he spends the weedend at a san francisco bath house ;)
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MikeThaMachine on May 04, 2006, 01:51:41 PM
Extra protein just turn into excess calories and never gets used :-\ I wonder if the weight of the food is before or after cooking because that would make a difference ??? Either way i read a article about gunter trying to eat 100 grams of protein per meal but he said it was mostly just a waste cause he wasn't using it all and quit tryin that, i would have to say the most you could take in effectively would be 2-2.5 grams per pound of body weight so king only needs 500-750 grams per day escpecially during a contest diet begining or end but i wouldn't doubt him tryin to get 3grams per pound cause he's an idiot at times.
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Overload on May 04, 2006, 01:58:23 PM
i wouldn't call 14-16 ounces of steak or chicken with rice or potato to be "grazing" that's a full on meal.

by grazing i meant eating constantly all day...at least that's what he calls it.

 8)
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: JimmyTheFish on May 04, 2006, 04:52:09 PM
Lets face it Sarcasm - Kamali-Kreme would eat your lunch.  ;)
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: sarcasm on May 04, 2006, 04:54:10 PM
Lets face it Sarcasm - Kamali-Kreme would eat your lunch.  ;)
and everything else i've got in the house, hahahaha, sad thing is he's eating all that food and his arms are still 17 inches and he has no quads.
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: phyxsius on May 04, 2006, 05:44:39 PM
and everything else i've got in the house, hahahaha, sad thing is he's eating all that food and his arms are still 17 inches and he has no quads.

Hahhaha... but it works.. Look at the transformation..
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: WOOO on May 04, 2006, 05:55:14 PM
No one can eat that much meat in a day.  I do not think any pro pushes their protein (g) per day above 600... there is just no point... but realistically, if you're taking enough GH (2-3IU per day), a whack of anabolics and some slin, who knows what you're body can handle?
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Ex Coelis on May 04, 2006, 05:57:37 PM
i dunno - if Vic Richards could eat 30 000 calories a day, Kamali's diet is still lightweight . . . ::)
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: brett43 on May 04, 2006, 09:34:19 PM
i dunno - if Vic Richards could eat 30 000 calories a day, Kamali's diet is still lightweight . . . ::)

Vic Richards was misquoted.  In the actual interview the question was what is the most food you have ever eaten in one day?  He said probably 30000 calories, when he was eating some really fatty food.  The guy conducting the interview then printed in his article that he eats 30000 calories every day.  He does not eat 30000 calories everyday.
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: suckmymuscle on May 04, 2006, 09:55:06 PM
The only time Tamali ingests that much protein is when he spends the weedend at a san francisco bath house ;)

  HA HA HA HA! Newbie, you just got the SUCKMYMUSCLE seal of approval. That was one witty joke. Nice going... ;)

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: LuciusFox on May 05, 2006, 12:21:36 AM
Vic Richards was misquoted.  In the actual interview the question was what is the most food you have ever eaten in one day?  He said probably 30000 calories, when he was eating some really fatty food.  The guy conducting the interview then printed in his article that he eats 30000 calories every day.  He does not eat 30000 calories everyday.

  Great post!
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Hedgehog on May 05, 2006, 01:48:44 AM
i was looking through the new Musclemag and it had a pre contest training and diet feature on him and his diet is 11 meals per day and at least 7 of them had a pound of meat so that's 700 grams of protein just from meat then he had a couple of shakes and a couple of 15 egg white meals in there so that's upwards of 900 grams of protein a day, does anyone believe this bullshit?

I could believe the 11 meals per day part.

Prolly peanut butter and then some.

For those 21 inch guns:

(http://www.bodybuilders.com/king8.jpg)

MONSTER ARMS!

YIP
Zack
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: benchthis on May 05, 2006, 01:56:03 AM
my diet

10 am - peanut butter and jelly snadwhich

11- big mac

12 peanut butter and jelly

1- protein shake

3- gallon of ice creme

6 beer

7 beer

9 beer
 
11 beer

12 beer

2 beer

its three and i just had mcdonalds drive threw while im drunk
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: WOOO on May 05, 2006, 02:08:21 AM
my diet

10 am - peanut butter and jelly snadwhich

11- big mac

12 peanut butter and jelly

1- protein shake

3- gallon of ice creme

6 beer

7 beer

9 beer
 
11 beer

12 beer

2 beer

its three and i just had mcdonalds drive threw while im drunk

it might have been funny if "pussy" was 5 of your meals... instead it was just  :-X  better luck next time
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: sarcasm on May 05, 2006, 08:09:58 AM
I could believe the 11 meals per day part.

Prolly peanut butter and then some.

For those 21 inch guns:

(http://www.bodybuilders.com/king8.jpg)

MONSTER ARMS!

YIP
Zack

my question is that it says in the article that he eats every two hours so with 11 meals that would mean that he's up for 22 hours, WTF?
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MikeThaMachine on May 05, 2006, 08:11:06 AM
my question is that it says in the article that he eats every two hours so with 11 meals that would mean that he's up for 22 hours, WTF?

It's called waking up at night to eat ::)
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: sarcasm on May 05, 2006, 08:12:56 AM
It's called waking up at night to eat ::)
every couple of hours? seems a little counterproductive, and if he eats that much why are his arms and legs still half the size of the other top pros?
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MikeThaMachine on May 05, 2006, 08:30:48 AM
every couple of hours? seems a little counterproductive, and if he eats that much why are his arms and legs still half the size of the other top pros?

Well i don't know about his arms or calves but you can't say his waist isn't up there ::)
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: LuciusFox on May 05, 2006, 10:20:38 AM
my question is that it says in the article that he eats every two hours so with 11 meals that would mean that he's up for 22 hours, WTF?

  You did the math incorrectly. He would only have to be up 20 hours.
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: OneBigMan on May 05, 2006, 02:14:37 PM
I really love that picture of Kamali that was posted a while ago. Kamali looks like he isn't afraid to show off his body while looking very pretty in pink.
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: anvil on May 05, 2006, 02:46:37 PM
I really love that picture of Kamali that was posted a while ago. Kamali looks like he isn't afraid to show off his body while looking very pretty in pink.

I think it's official: you are the gayest man on the planet.  Gayer than Richard Simmons' striped shorts :P
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: OneBigMan on May 05, 2006, 03:05:22 PM
My sexual preference is solely based on why I love bodybuilding and the reason is because of all those muscles that are flexed.
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: jaejonna on April 08, 2011, 11:45:36 AM
Haha can you imagine he's up for his last midnight meal and when he's arriving at the local mac donalds it's closed, he bangs with his fist on the door screaming "OPEN UP YOU BITCHES, I FUCKING NEED MY LAST MEAL  OF THE DAY RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!" one moment of silence.. "DON'T YOU FUCKING KNOW WHO I AM?? I AM KING KAMALI, I AM A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BITCHES BETTER OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR OR I BURN DOWN THIS PLACE"

haha.
hahahah what a tough guy ...
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Tito24 on April 08, 2011, 12:23:57 PM
(http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/images/2008/ron_avidan_videocamera.jpg)
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Meso_z on April 08, 2011, 12:36:20 PM
Yes its true that Kamali eats a specific 700grm kind of meat every day.
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: _bruce_ on April 08, 2011, 12:42:11 PM
Hahahaha - the fat toad cum-ali will be rotating in his "queen" sized bed tonight.

Sarcasm was the bomb.
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: tom joad on April 08, 2011, 12:47:57 PM
re-reading this thread brought a tear to my eye.  getbig was best in 2005-2006.
Title: Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: jaejonna on April 08, 2011, 12:56:49 PM
My sexual preference is solely based on why I love bodybuilding and the reason is because of all those muscles that are flexed.
hahaha I missed this one... I wonder what username 'he' post under ?