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Title: It was love at first sight.
Post by: funk51 on January 29, 2025, 04:32:16 AM
  In October 1991, an 86-year-old oil tycoon was wheeled into a Houston strip club, where he fell in love with a woman who was working the day shift. The octogenarian's name was J. Howard Marshall, and he was worth over $1 billion. And the woman was Anna Nicole Smith, a 23-year-old aspiring model. The two were reportedly smitten at first sight, and the very next day, Marshall gave Smith an envelope with $1,000 in cash and told her, "Don't go to work, my Lady Love. You don't have to ever go back to work."
The rest was history. Marshall showered Smith with expensive gifts, including a red Mercedes convertible, access to a bungalow that had once belonged to Marilyn Monroe, and over $1 million worth of jewelry. And shortly after Smith found fame as a Playboy model, the pair married in 1994—but their wedded bliss lasted just 14 months before Marshall died.
Title: Re: It was love at first sight.
Post by: LurkerNoMore on January 29, 2025, 05:30:28 AM
  In October 1991, an 86-year-old oil tycoon was wheeled into a Houston strip club, where he fell in love with a woman who was working the day shift. The octogenarian's name was J. Howard Marshall, and he was worth over $1 billion. And the woman was Anna Nicole Smith, a 23-year-old aspiring model. The two were reportedly smitten at first sight, and the very next day, Marshall gave Smith an envelope with $1,000 in cash and told her, "Don't go to work, my Lady Love. You don't have to ever go back to work."
The rest was history. Marshall showered Smith with expensive gifts, including a red Mercedes convertible, access to a bungalow that had once belonged to Marilyn Monroe, and over $1 million worth of jewelry. And shortly after Smith found fame as a Playboy model, the pair married in 1994—but their wedded bliss lasted just 14 months before Marshall died.

She died the year before I moved to FL.  I've gotten to know one of the two Broward county EMTs that arrived on the scene as he sometimes transports his calls to my ER.  He said that when they got there, the smell was god awful.  He was expecting the body to be dead for a couple of days at that point.    But that wasn't the case.  It was just her BO from not showering in a while. 
Title: Re: It was love at first sight.
Post by: robcguns on January 29, 2025, 05:33:32 AM
That old bastard was loving getting smothered in big titties and pussy before he died.
Title: Re: It was love at first sight.
Post by: 38 returns on January 29, 2025, 05:40:12 AM
he's no different to any other man nowadays its a fucking transaction and if it suits both parties it will last as soon as it doesnt she will leave. for example a drug counsellor will hook up with her bald overweight client if he has inherited money and is desperate for any company at all.  sadly drug consellors tend to be pig fucking ugly.
Title: Re: It was love at first sight.
Post by: falco on January 29, 2025, 05:46:13 AM
Wise man.
Title: Re: It was love at first sight.
Post by: 1Patrick on January 29, 2025, 06:02:46 AM
Title: Re: It was love at first sight.
Post by: Kwon on January 29, 2025, 06:14:03 AM
That old bastard was loving getting smothered in big titties and pussy before he died.

Right way to go Bro!

What a way to go at 80+!
Title: Re: It was love at first sight.
Post by: robcguns on January 29, 2025, 06:17:47 AM
Right way to go Bro!

What a way to go at 80+!

Seriously picture being that old bastard in that bed. I’d be like bitch take those clothes off and just rub your pussy and ass on my face all day. What a way to go.
Title: Re: It was love at first sight.
Post by: Fortress on January 29, 2025, 11:05:25 AM
Seriously picture being that old bastard in that bed. I’d be like bitch take those clothes off and just rub your pussy and ass on my face all day. What a way to go.

What else could he do but have her sit firmly onto his face, alternating forwards and back, for marathon sessions of Old-Guy-Munching-On-Box-and-Ass?

His corpse of a penis very slightly twitching from time to time.

True love.
Title: Re: It was love at first sight.
Post by: illuminati on January 29, 2025, 11:08:22 AM
he's no different to any other man nowadays its a fucking transaction and if it suits both parties it will last as soon as it doesnt she will leave. for example a drug counsellor will hook up with her bald overweight client if he has inherited money and is desperate for any company at all.  sadly drug consellors tend to be pig fucking ugly.

Ha Ha Ha Subtle  ;D
May even go straight over his Giant Bald head   ;D
Title: Re: It was love at first sight.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on January 30, 2025, 01:12:20 AM
Watched a few of her reality show episodes back in the day. Truly one of the dumbest people I've ever seen on TV and I don't think it was an act. Very hot when she was young though.
Title: Re: It was love at first sight.
Post by: Krankenstein on January 30, 2025, 05:00:24 AM
She died the year before I moved to FL.  I've gotten to know one of the two Broward county EMTs that arrived on the scene as he sometimes transports his calls to my ER.  He said that when they got there, the smell was god awful.  He was expecting the body to be dead for a couple of days at that point.    But that wasn't the case.  It was just her BO from not showering in a while.

I have a buddy who was LAPD and the way he described the OJ scene is NOTHING like what has been reported. Said it looked like someone literally sawed her head off
Title: Re: It was love at first sight.
Post by: Fortress on January 30, 2025, 09:40:40 AM
I have a buddy who was LAPD and the way he described the OJ scene is NOTHING like what has been reported. Said it looked like someone literally sawed her head off

As I understand it, yes, it was a grim scene.
Title: Re: It was love at first sight.
Post by: GymnJuice on January 30, 2025, 10:45:11 AM
Watched a few of her reality show episodes back in the day. Truly one of the dumbest people I've ever seen on TV and I don't think it was an act. Very hot when she was young though.

Prime ANS was outstanding. Very short shelf life though.
Title: Re: It was love at first sight.
Post by: LurkerNoMore on January 30, 2025, 11:48:32 AM
I have a buddy who was LAPD and the way he described the OJ scene is NOTHING like what has been reported. Said it looked like someone literally sawed her head off

I just started that six (I think) episode series on Netflix about this.  Not sure how accurate it is going to be.  But OJ whoever killed them was in a mindless rage at that moment.
Title: Re: It was love at first sight.
Post by: Kwon on January 30, 2025, 01:51:18 PM
I could never chop/saw off the head of a woman i once loved.

Even if she cheated i could never decapitate her like that crimescene.

Title: Re: It was love at first sight.
Post by: joswift on January 30, 2025, 04:24:54 PM
I could never chop/saw off the head of a woman i once loved.

Even if she cheated i could never decapitate her like that crimescene.

If you want a chance of getting away with it thats exactly what someone should do.

Do something totally out of character and grotesque, they wont be looking for mild mannered little old you
Title: Re: It was love at first sight.
Post by: funk51 on January 30, 2025, 04:37:04 PM
If you want a chance of getting away with it thats exactly what someone should do.

Do something totally out of character and grotesque, they wont be looking for mild mannered little old you
   see O.J. Simpson, he was going to write a book. if I did it.
Title: Re: It was love at first sight.
Post by: obsidian on January 30, 2025, 05:08:17 PM
What else could he do but have her sit firmly onto his face, alternating forwards and back, for marathon sessions of Old-Guy-Munching-On-Box-and-Ass?

His corpse of a penis very slightly twitching from time to time.

True love.
lmao!

He could have hired a few BUCKS to run a train on her while he watched, slightly twitching from time to time.
Title: Re: It was love at first sight.
Post by: obsidian on January 30, 2025, 05:09:49 PM
She died the year before I moved to FL.  I've gotten to know one of the two Broward county EMTs that arrived on the scene as he sometimes transports his calls to my ER.  He said that when they got there, the smell was god awful.  He was expecting the body to be dead for a couple of days at that point.    But that wasn't the case.  It was just her BO from not showering in a while.
People often lose control of their bowels when they die. She might have shit and pissed herself. No point in showering before you die. Maybe fast or a day or two.
Title: Re: It was love at first sight.
Post by: obsidian on January 30, 2025, 05:14:36 PM
Her daughter (Dannielynn) with her father in the Bahamas.

(https://www.usmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/larry-birkhead-dannielynn-birkhead.jpg?w=1200&quality=86&strip=all)
Title: Re: It was love at first sight.
Post by: Kwon on January 30, 2025, 05:30:19 PM
If you want a chance of getting away with it thats exactly what someone should do.

Do something totally out of character and grotesque, they wont be looking for mild mannered little old you

Burn her in Craig Titus car i could do though, just so there are ashes left

Or a skeleton

Title: Re: It was love at first sight.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on January 31, 2025, 01:02:19 AM
Prime ANS was outstanding. Very short shelf life though.
Yeah, she blew up quick.
Title: Re: It was love at first sight.
Post by: LurkerNoMore on January 31, 2025, 06:11:49 AM
People often lose control of their bowels when they die. She might have shit and pissed herself. No point in showering before you die. Maybe fast or a day or two.

True but I don't think someone experienced in those scenes like paramedics and such would be surprised by the shit smell.  He said it was pure body odor. 

On the bright side, at least  Whitney TRIED to take a bath before she died.
Title: Re: It was love at first sight.
Post by: falco on February 01, 2025, 10:38:29 AM
Watched a few of her reality show episodes back in the day. Truly one of the dumbest people I've ever seen on TV and I don't think it was an act. Very hot when she was young though.
Prostitutes are borderline retarded. At least overhere.
Title: Re: It was love at first sight.
Post by: falco on February 01, 2025, 10:42:28 AM
Her daughter (Dannielynn) with her father in the Bahamas.

(https://www.usmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/larry-birkhead-dannielynn-birkhead.jpg?w=1200&quality=86&strip=all)
He is holding a bottomless credit card there.