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Title: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: MOB on March 22, 2025, 06:51:53 AM
Hey bros,  If you were in charge of bodybuilding what is one thing you would change?  I would eliminate GUTS.  It’s a disgrace!
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: 1Patrick on March 22, 2025, 07:00:49 AM
Blood and Guts  are here to stay .
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: SF1900 on March 22, 2025, 07:08:51 AM
Get rid of The majority of divisions.

Keep:

Open
Masters
212
Classic
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: Rambone on March 22, 2025, 07:10:13 AM
I’d start with smaller posing trunks
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: joswift on March 22, 2025, 07:22:04 AM
Get rid of The majority of divisions.

Keep:

Open
Masters
212
Classic

so no women?


Full homo
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: 1Patrick on March 22, 2025, 07:24:18 AM
Get rid of The majority of divisions.

Keep:

Open
Masters
212
Classic
Read my mind .
Or give them separate day and see how many people show up for bikini and MPD.
When Ramy won  his first NYPro in Tribeca I was there and once 212 and Open prejudging were  over 2/3 of audience got up and left .
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: BB on March 22, 2025, 07:28:43 AM
Get rid of The majority of divisions.

Keep:

Open
Masters
212
Classic

This, plus limit the amount of guys that get stage time. It will hurt feelings, and you'll lose money, but gosh, it would make for a nice tight show.

Also it won't happen, but go back to that late 90's, early 2000's look for the stage show, etc..... Those older shows look so much better. The lighting, etc.....
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: SF1900 on March 22, 2025, 08:01:11 AM
so no women?


Full homo

I dont mind a women's open, masters and classic (no sense of a 212 as I dont know how many women can reach that weight).

That would still be better than all their current divisions:

    Men’s Open Bodybuilding

    Men’s 212 Bodybuilding

    Classic Physique

    Men’s Physique

    Wheelchair Bodybuilding

Women’s Pro Divisions

    Women’s Bodybuilding

    Women’s Physique

    Figure

    Fitness

    Bikini

    Wellness
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: SF1900 on March 22, 2025, 08:17:13 AM
Read my mind .
Or give them separate day and see how many people show up for bikini and MPD.
When Ramy won  his first NYPro in Tribeca I was there and once 212 and Open prejudging were  over 2/3 of audience got up and left .

No one really cares about any division but Open, Classic and maybe to a lesser extent, 212.
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: SF1900 on March 22, 2025, 08:18:12 AM
This, plus limit the amount of guys that get stage time. It will hurt feelings, and you'll lose money, but Gosh, it would make for a nice tight show.

Also it won't happen, but go back to that late 90's, early 2000's look for the stage show, etc..... Those older shows look so much better. The lighting, etc.....

The open should limit it to 10 competitors.
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on March 22, 2025, 09:23:09 AM
The open should limit it to 10 competitors.
My choice also.
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: illuminati on March 22, 2025, 11:32:04 AM
Drastically reduce the No. of categories far to many & you
have Blimps like Bianca Bhanks claiming he won a show FFS  ::)
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: joswift on March 22, 2025, 12:13:08 PM
Drastically reduce the No. of categories far to many & you
have Blimps like Bianca Bhanks claiming he won a show FFS  ::)

hahaha of course, great point
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: mops on March 22, 2025, 12:23:21 PM
1. Naked bikini girls w/ an additional mandatory pose

(https://i.postimg.cc/C16hrzcP/Screenshot-20250322-201813.png)
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: MAXX on March 22, 2025, 12:25:58 PM
get rid of 212 class and mens physique class

keep classis physique and open bodybuilding only

and yes penalize guts and such ugly things. But I think they already started doing that many years ago it's basically why Phil lost a title.
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: MAXX on March 22, 2025, 12:26:51 PM
1. Naked bikini girls w/ an additional mandatory pose

(https://i.postimg.cc/C16hrzcP/Screenshot-20250322-201813.png)
yes and that

front and rear labia spread. And make me head judge.
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: Coach is Back! on March 22, 2025, 12:27:44 PM
Hey bros,  If you were in charge of bodybuilding what is one thing you would change?  I would eliminate GUTS.  It’s a disgrace!

How does one become "in charge" of bodybuilding?
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: mops on March 22, 2025, 12:28:06 PM
yes and that

front and rear labia spread. And make me head judge.

(https://i.postimg.cc/dV6Gtcn2/Screenshot-20250322-202614.png)
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: MAXX on March 22, 2025, 12:31:45 PM
How does one become "in charge" of bodybuilding?
Money talks.

If Elon Musk wanted to become Nr 1 in charge of bodybuilding he could just start a competition with a billion total price money with the competition in October and no bodybuilder would even consider Mr. O again.
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: joswift on March 22, 2025, 12:37:35 PM
How does one become "in charge" of bodybuilding?
there is always someone in charge of everything.
If you keep going up there is always someone who has the final decision
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: falco on March 22, 2025, 12:56:01 PM
Hey bros,  If you were in charge of bodybuilding what is one thing you would change?  I would eliminate GUTS.  It’s a disgrace!
You still havent introduced yourself. What are your prefered pronouns?
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: Sissysquats on March 22, 2025, 06:47:07 PM
Hey bros,  If you were in charge of bodybuilding what is one thing you would change?  I would eliminate GUTS.  It’s a disgrace!

  That pretty much covers it for me. Pull a vacuum or kick rocks
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: MOB on March 23, 2025, 05:18:32 AM
The. GUTS are  disgrace,  Any guts go to last place for me.  Crazy how good guys like Arnold and Sergio looked despite a lot less drugs. 
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: mphgrove on March 23, 2025, 05:34:58 AM
What is the current general ratio of Classic PRO prize money to Mens Open PRO prize money? It is hard to pin down exactly “who is in charge” but that ratio gives some indication of the value placed on guts (tolerated in Open) vs. no guts (less common in Classic) by promoters, judges, general public celebrity worship, marketing, etc.
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: falco on March 23, 2025, 08:45:36 AM
Should be introduced more leg poses, specially the rear.
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: Rambone on March 23, 2025, 08:48:14 AM
Should be introduced more leg poses, specially the rear.

Agreed. The moon pose should be unbanned!
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on March 23, 2025, 08:57:24 AM
1. Naked bikini girls w/ an additional mandatory pose

(https://i.postimg.cc/C16hrzcP/Screenshot-20250322-201813.png)
They aren't far from that now.
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: MCWAY on March 23, 2025, 07:28:36 PM
so no women?


Full homo

The women should not be able to be super ripped. I'd have them look like this:





Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: ChristopherA on March 23, 2025, 07:33:38 PM
Hey bros,  If you were in charge of bodybuilding what is one thing you would change?  I would eliminate GUTS.  It’s a disgrace!
They've been marking down guts for a little bit now. Definitely trending towards more aesthetic builds
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: mphgrove on March 23, 2025, 07:51:48 PM
Agreed. The moon pose should be unbanned!

Platz out of retirement for seminars on correct approach in Men’s Open:

https://www.google.com/search?q=tom+platz+moon+pose&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari&sei=2sfgZ7yQJtOPwbkP_IKagQI#vhid=QuEwJ37KOAI1DM&vssid=_28fgZ6SZBbmNwbkPu4mCmAI_67
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: falco on March 24, 2025, 02:51:01 AM
Agreed. The moon pose should be unbanned!

I believe it was banned because many contenders displayed a condition called "rectal prolapse" (due to heavy weight training).

But i do agree it should be at least optional, not mandatory, specially with todays guts, not everyone would be able to do it.
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: Rambone on March 24, 2025, 03:08:08 AM
Platz out of retirement for seminars on correct approach in Men’s Open:

https://www.google.com/search?q=tom+platz+moon+pose&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari&sei=2sfgZ7yQJtOPwbkP_IKagQI#vhid=QuEwJ37KOAI1DM&vssid=_28fgZ6SZBbmNwbkPu4mCmAI_67

Sensational!

(https://y.yarn.co/d29c9ffe-2c13-4c05-b050-2488c525e6ee_text.gif)
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: mphgrove on March 24, 2025, 04:24:18 AM
I believe it was banned because many contenders displayed a condition called "rectal prolapse" (due to heavy weight training).

But i do agree it should be at least optional, not mandatory, specially with todays guts, not everyone would be able to do it.

Rectal prolapse??! Was that discussed or kept on the down low? Any photos in Board archives? Hiked thongs certainly would present risks.
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: falco on March 24, 2025, 04:35:23 AM
Rectal prolapse??! Was that discussed or kept on the down low? Any photos in Board archives? Hiked thongs certainly would present risks.

Asking for a friend eh?

Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: _bruce_ on March 24, 2025, 07:21:00 AM

I would limit the bodyweight to 225 pounds, boxer briefs instead of thongs and add some gymnastics/strength elements to the competition.
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: Grape Ape on March 24, 2025, 07:47:17 AM
I would limit the bodyweight to 225 pounds, boxer briefs instead of thongs and add some gymnastics

Oiled up gymnastics in boxer briefs - not gay at all.
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: mphgrove on March 24, 2025, 08:04:46 AM
Oiled up gymnastics in boxer briefs - not gay at all.

Fitness never took off with the women, and it would be a disaster for men.
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: 1Patrick on March 24, 2025, 08:09:24 AM
I would limit the bodyweight to 225 pounds, boxer briefs instead of thongs and add some gymnastics/strength elements to the competition.
Roelly can do backflip and Kai headstand /and give head probably too/.
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: IroNat on March 24, 2025, 10:06:54 AM
Back to the 70's in all things.

Get rid of the numerous pro shows that no one cares about.
Get rid of pro cards.
Get rid of all the divisions that exist just to generate fees.
Get rid of the women contests except for beauty contests.

Bring back the Misters:
Mr. East Coast
Mr. Western America
Jr. Mr. A
Mr. America
Mr. International
Mr. Wor!d
Mr. Universe
Mr. Olympia
Etc.
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: ESFitness on March 24, 2025, 10:57:14 AM
Subject: A Sincere Thank You & My First Act as NPC Chairman

Dear Esteemed Members of the NPC,

I ESFitness, am honored and humbled to accept the role of Chairman of the National Physique Committee, a position granted to me by the people—the lifeblood of this incredible sport. Your support and confidence in my leadership mean everything, and I vow to uphold the standards of discipline, dedication, and undeniable grit that have made bodybuilding what it is today.

As my first official act as Chairman, I am implementing a necessary and long-overdue change:

Effective immediately, the Men’s Physique Division will now be officially renamed to Men’s Bikini—a title more fitting for those who choose to compete with swimwear. Furthermore, any competitor who wishes to earn an IFBB Pro Card after winning their Men’s Bikini class must prove they have more than just spray tan and selfies to offer. This means squatting 225 pounds for three full reps—ass to grass. No partial reps, no excuses, no "my knees don’t like it." If you want to call yourself a professional in this sport, you’d better be able to squat like one.

Additionally, in recognition of the unique fashion preferences of Men’s Bikini competitors, I am introducing a new rule: athletes will now be permitted to carry a man purse on stage to accessorize their silly shorts. After all, presentation matters, and what better way to complement a division built on aesthetics than with a tasteful crossbody bag?

I look forward to leading this organization into a future built on strength, integrity, and full-range-of-motion squats.

With respect and a heavy barbell,
ESFitness
Chairman, National Physique Committee
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: beakdoctor on March 24, 2025, 04:37:10 PM
1. The lighting of the shows. It should resemble the lighting used back in the late 70's,  80's and 90's. No 1000 watt Led advertisement screens directly behind the posing dais.

2. A Comprehensive and objective rule book on how to score a show. Taking everything into account.  All metrics. If a judge regularly turns in bizarre scorecards that don't follow the rule book, they can not judge anymore.


3. The trunks need to change. These sequined cod pieces these guys wear look fucking ridiculous.  Trunks should be no smaller then what Zane was wearing during his Olympia years from 77-83, no bigger then the larger trunks of the early to mid 70's.  No sequins.

4.  Keep the shows moving along. Eliminate the numerous divisions. A bodybuilding show doesn't need to be an all day and all night long event.
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: Rambone on March 24, 2025, 04:46:13 PM
Don’t forget about the mid 2000s Ironman lighting! Made Kamali’s kitchen look like dog shit

(https://s3.ap-southeast-2.amazonaws.com/gmvbodybuilding.com/Videos/20231129011527/p-2322-V-183DVDLG_1.jpg)

“DVDs?”

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/512JKZA6PJL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg)
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: TheShape. on March 24, 2025, 05:02:23 PM
-Make a short class and tall class again
-Posing trunks would be set to 70s standards, and solid color only.
-Emphasis on an athletic look
-No muscle guts
-Downsize quads and no glute pose!
Also anything that resembles what Nick Walker turned himself into, I think he calls himself a mutant..that is out of here. 
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: webstar on March 24, 2025, 05:15:58 PM
How does one become "in charge" of bodybuilding?

Ask Bob chic
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: falco on March 25, 2025, 02:40:39 AM
-Make a short class and tall class again
-Posing trunks would be set to 70s standards, and solid color only.
-Emphasis on an athletic look
-No muscle guts
-Downsize quads and no glute pose!
Also anything that resembles what Nick Walker turned himself into, I think he calls himself a mutant..that is out of here.

That's preposterous! How dare you!
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: mphgrove on March 25, 2025, 04:40:53 AM
Subject: A Sincere Thank You & My First Act as NPC Chairman

Dear Esteemed Members of the NPC,

I ESFitness, am honored and humbled to accept the role of Chairman of the National Physique Committee, a position granted to me by the people—the lifeblood of this incredible sport. Your support and confidence in my leadership mean everything, and I vow to uphold the standards of discipline, dedication, and undeniable grit that have made bodybuilding what it is today.

As my first official act as Chairman, I am implementing a necessary and long-overdue change:

Effective immediately, the Men’s Physique Division will now be officially renamed to Men’s Bikini—a title more fitting for those who choose to compete with swimwear. Furthermore, any competitor who wishes to earn an IFBB Pro Card after winning their Men’s Bikini class must prove they have more than just spray tan and selfies to offer. This means squatting 225 pounds for three full reps—ass to grass. No partial reps, no excuses, no "my knees don’t like it." If you want to call yourself a professional in this sport, you’d better be able to squat like one.

Additionally, in recognition of the unique fashion preferences of Men’s Bikini competitors, I am introducing a new rule: athletes will now be permitted to carry a man purse on stage to accessorize their silly shorts. After all, presentation matters, and what better way to complement a division built on aesthetics than with a tasteful crossbody bag?

I look forward to leading this organization into a future built on strength, integrity, and full-range-of-motion squats.

With respect and a heavy barbell,
ESFitness
Chairman, National Physique Committee

Excellent policy formulations, Mr Chairman and thank you for avoiding prohibitions on the “posing trunks too small” warriors who some old school members of this Board want to rein in:

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=128181.0;attach=270637;image


Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: Rambone on March 25, 2025, 07:48:37 AM
That's preposterous! How dare you!

I felt offended after reading that!
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: mphgrove on March 25, 2025, 08:40:03 AM
Some regional federations believed they could escape notice but the pose was banned WORLDWIDE and glute inspection officers and expert volunteers were sent to the far reaches of the globe.

Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: Rambone on March 25, 2025, 09:19:02 AM
Some regional federations believed they could escape notice but the pose was banned WORLDWIDE and glute inspection officers and expert volunteers were sent to the far reaches of the globe.



WORLDWIDE!? This is a crime against humanity
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: beakdoctor on March 25, 2025, 09:21:04 AM
Some regional federations believed they could escape notice but the pose was banned WORLDWIDE and glute inspection officers and expert volunteers were sent to the far reaches of the globe.



Now we know what royalty does for a living.
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: AbrahamG on March 25, 2025, 09:23:24 AM
I’d start with smaller posing trunks

Something more like a pasty (sp).
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: BB on March 25, 2025, 09:33:31 AM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/Louis_Cyr_nu.jpg).

Could go retro-homo with it..... Loincloths and fig leaves for everyone.
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on March 25, 2025, 09:38:51 AM
^^^ His gut is smaller than modern competitors.
Title: Re: If you were in charge of bodybuilding.
Post by: mphgrove on March 25, 2025, 09:42:01 AM
Now we know what royalty does for a living.

Holds graduate level certification:
SSI certificate - suspicious semen identification
RPL certificate - rectal prolapse evaluations
BCD certificate - Behind Closed Doors Posing research and reporting, beyond ordinary, etc.