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Title: "Jumbo Palumbo", The Dave Palumbo Vanity Project -
Post by: BB on April 04, 2025, 12:45:35 AM
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I'm not sure what they were hoping to do with this, and it's not good in the traditional sense, but has some very funny moments. It's a not too well knit together pastiche of Palumbo moments including -

A soul and rap soundtrack that includes such lyrics as "Everybody wants to be freaky" and "Every boy wants striated glutes".

Multiple times he tries to reassure himself and the audience he isn't ugly.

A couple of times he looks like he has Down Syndrome training.

He tries to explain "Palumboism". He gives Getbig no credit. He blames it on being large and not posing well due to injury. You can tell it hurts him.

Trains a schmoe with really bad hair. At one point, he goes something like "You can lose your wife, your kids, but training with Dave will make you feel great." 

Dave cries about going to jail.

Dave chats up sushi girls.

Dave met his wife when she started messaging him trying to help him repair a blown quad. She's a P/T.

His giant feet are on display a few times.

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This was filmed after his wife left him, and you can tell he's a sad, lonely dude off camera.



Title: Re: "Jumbo Palumbo", The Dave Palumbo Vanity Project -
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 04, 2025, 01:14:56 AM
This popped up on my recommended videos on YouTube. I ignored it.
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Post by: Flexacon on April 04, 2025, 01:37:08 AM
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This was filmed after his wife left him, and you can tell he's a sad, lonely dude off camera.

You think he'll take up strict curling?
Title: Re: "Jumbo Palumbo", The Dave Palumbo Vanity Project -
Post by: Raymondo on April 04, 2025, 01:40:30 AM
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I'm not sure what they were hoping to do with this, and it's not good in the traditional sense, but has some very funny moments. It's a not too well knit together pastiche of Palumbo moments including -

A soul and rap soundtrack that includes such lyrics as "Everybody wants to be freaky" and "Every boy wants striated glutes".

Multiple times he tries to reassure himself and the audience he isn't ugly.

A couple of times he looks like he has Down Syndrome training.

He tries to explain "Palumboism". He gives Getbig no credit. He blames it on being large and not posing well due to injury. You can tell it hurts him.

Trains a schmoe with really bad hair. At one point, he goes something like "You can lose your wife, your kids, but training with Dave will make you feel great." 

Dave cries about going to jail.

Dave chats up sushi girls.

Dave met his wife when she started messaging him trying to help him repair a blown quad. She's a P/T.

His giant feet are on display a few times.

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This was filmed after his wife left him, and you can tell he's a sad, lonely dude off camera.

23:39 wtf? He is wearing a pacemaker?
Title: Re: "Jumbo Palumbo", The Dave Palumbo Vanity Project -
Post by: Raymondo on April 04, 2025, 01:44:15 AM
There is clearly a foreign object under the skin
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Post by: falco on April 04, 2025, 01:57:16 AM
He claims to have a small waist, "it's just that i have narrow clavicles and a short torso, giving the ilusion of a big gut"; "I have a smaller waist than Jay Cutler".

He can't decide what his legacy will be, but we all know that palumboism is what will make him unforgettable.

Yes, the lyrics are great.

Title: Re: "Jumbo Palumbo", The Dave Palumbo Vanity Project -
Post by: IroNat on April 04, 2025, 04:42:43 AM
How much can he deadlift?
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Post by: falco on April 04, 2025, 04:51:41 AM
There is clearly a foreign object under the skin

Pacemaker.
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Post by: Rambone on April 04, 2025, 05:07:22 AM
There is clearly a foreign object under the skin

Titanium heart.
Title: Re: "Jumbo Palumbo", The Dave Palumbo Vanity Project -
Post by: Pet shop boys on April 04, 2025, 05:47:03 AM
.

I'm not sure what they were hoping to do with this, and it's not good in the traditional sense, but has some very funny moments. It's a not too well knit together pastiche of Palumbo moments including -

A soul and rap soundtrack that includes such lyrics as "Everybody wants to be freaky" and "Every boy wants striated glutes".

Multiple times he tries to reassure himself and the audience he isn't ugly.

A couple of times he looks like he has Down Syndrome training.

He tries to explain "Palumboism". He gives Getbig no credit. He blames it on being large and not posing well due to injury. You can tell it hurts him.

Trains a schmoe with really bad hair. At one point, he goes something like "You can lose your wife, your kids, but training with Dave will make you feel great." 

Dave cries about going to jail.

Dave chats up sushi girls.

Dave met his wife when she started messaging him trying to help him repair a blown quad. She's a P/T.

His giant feet are on display a few times.

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This was filmed after his wife left him, and you can tell he's a sad, lonely dude off camera.

This .

Who is this "movie' targeted for ?

"Everybody wants to be freaky"  is he serious? like Dorian or Ferrigno maybe ...... BUT not a single soul can aspire to look like him...

I mean,  in the bodybuilding community he is known for Palumboism worse genetics for bb and all you hear in the background of film a lady singing Yumboooo Palumboooo lol .....

Then you have the average dude not accustomed or remotely aware of Palumbo's deformity having Dave saying that he is not as good looking as Mike Otren but he found his talent." like if BB was a beauty pageant ....(totally misguiding)

Palumbo is hideous, even by bodybuilding standards... he looks like a reptile that sells snakes'



I was reading some comments on the chat:  is Jason Genova' biography next?
That sums it up .



WoooooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  Ohtany


Title: Re: "Jumbo Palumbo", The Dave Palumbo Vanity Project -
Post by: IroNat on April 04, 2025, 06:02:52 AM
Looks like he's doing well.

Good for him.
Title: Re: "Jumbo Palumbo", The Dave Palumbo Vanity Project -
Post by: Pet shop boys on April 04, 2025, 06:42:30 AM
He claims to have a small waist, "it's just that i have narrow clavicles and a short torso, giving the ilusion of a big gut"; "I have a smaller waist than Jay Cutler".

He can't decide what his legacy will be, but we all know that palumboism is what will make him unforgettable.

Yes, the lyrics are great.


Deluuuuuusional



WooooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: "Jumbo Palumbo", The Dave Palumbo Vanity Project -
Post by: Raymondo on April 04, 2025, 07:14:57 AM
This .

Who is this "movie' targeted for ?

"Everybody wants to be freaky"  is he serious? like Dorian or Ferrigno maybe ...... BUT not a single soul can aspire to look like him...

I mean,  in the bodybuilding community he is known for Palumboism worse genetics for bb and all you hear in the background of film a lady singing Yumboooo Palumboooo lol .....

Then you have the average dude not accustomed or remotely aware of Palumbo's deformity having Dave saying that he is not as good looking as Mike Otren but he found his talent." like if BB was a beauty pageant ....(totally misguiding)

Palumbo is hideous, even by bodybuilding standards... he looks like a reptile that sells snakes'



I was reading some comments on the chat:  is Jason Genova' biography next?
That sums it up .



WoooooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  Ohtany

Looks like he is still the man of your life, Joel  :D

You never told us what did happen between the two of you, did he fuck you out of a business deal?
Title: Re: "Jumbo Palumbo", The Dave Palumbo Vanity Project -
Post by: Pet shop boys on April 04, 2025, 07:21:46 AM
Looks like he is still the man of your life, Joel  :D

You never told us what did happen between the two of you, did he fuck you out of a business deal?

Didn't Joel pass just recently?

Hope I'm wrong, not wishing anything negative on anyone here

Btw not a single lie or inaccuracy on my comments regarding Jumbo Palumbo.s film



WoooooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  Le vro neeeeeeeeeee 
Title: Re: "Jumbo Palumbo", The Dave Palumbo Vanity Project -
Post by: BB on April 04, 2025, 08:53:28 AM
The Genova doc they did a few years ago -

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It's better. Now I can't decide if the guy is a bad film maker or Palumbo's just a bad / unwilling subject, or it's just that Genova and the Misfits were such a force of nature back then that it translated to film better.

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Also lots of guessing that Dave has a pacemaker in the comments too, he might have to address this.
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Post by: MajorDomo on April 04, 2025, 08:54:08 AM
Palumbo is off the cliff delusional. His explanation for the famous "Palumboism" pic is pure psychosis.  Watch from 22:30 and on
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Post by: Spike on April 04, 2025, 09:28:15 AM
does the documentary cover any of his escapades doing time in prison in upstate NY

i remember when he got out , MusDev had a column or page Palumbo would have , it took him a while to stop talking about prison

or better yet - they should have ‘victim’ testimonies from the bros he scammed with those hype’s
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Post by: Skeletor on April 04, 2025, 10:00:07 AM
What a mess. Even "bag of smashed assholes" would be a compliment.

(https://i.postimg.cc/wBQPVX6g/palumboism-62.jpg)
(https://i.postimg.cc/ZRYQDWR3/palumboism-63.jpg)
Title: Re: "Jumbo Palumbo", The Dave Palumbo Vanity Project -
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on April 04, 2025, 10:10:45 AM
Pacemaker.

AICD, most likely
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Post by: Rambone on April 04, 2025, 10:29:12 AM
Wish it was possible to watch a Texas deathmatch between Palumbo’s pacemaker and Ferrigno’s hearing aid. Maybe advancements in AI will make this possible one day  ???
Title: Re: "Jumbo Palumbo", The Dave Palumbo Vanity Project -
Post by: BB on April 04, 2025, 10:37:51 AM
does the documentary cover any of his escapades doing time in prison in upstate NY

i remember when he got out , MusDev had a column or page Palumbo would have , it took him a while to stop talking about prison

or better yet - they should have ‘victim’ testimonies from the bros he scammed with those hype’s

Starts at 38 minutes in. 38-40 minutes in is the meat of the GH talk. Basically he cries that he went to jail because someone ratted him out, and that he had a feeling the GH was bad, but he did it that one time, and it's embarrassing. Then he trails off and avoids anything more about it. Then he does the whole "steroids should be legal schtick, and he hopes that one day they will soon", and he gloats about planning his test crash so well that they hat to give him 200mg/wk during his stay.
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Post by: BB on April 04, 2025, 10:41:33 AM
Wish it was possible to watch a Texas deathmatch between Palumbo’s pacemaker and Ferrigno’s hearing aid. Maybe advancements in AI will make this possible one day  ???

I'm imagining Ferrigno's hearing aid winning, then out of nowhere, Flex's fake leg comes off the top rope, and crushes them both.
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Post by: GymnJuice on April 04, 2025, 11:04:28 AM
I'm imagining Ferrigno's hearing aid winning, then out of nowhere, Flex's fake leg comes off the top rope, and crushes them both.

Bodybuilder Battlebots! Coleman could do some damage if he hooked blades to his wheels, Spy Hunter style.

(https://gifdb.com/images/high/ronnie-coleman-electric-wheelchair-o1uao5llf5xw7hm5.gif)
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Post by: webstar on April 04, 2025, 11:16:34 AM
I thought it was done pretty well. The soundtrack was freaking hilarious.  I mean for what it’s worth. I thought it was decently done.

Better than a mits production
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Post by: BB on April 04, 2025, 11:48:29 AM
Bodybuilder Battlebots! Coleman could do some damage if he hooked blades to his wheels, Spy Hunter style.

(https://gifdb.com/images/high/ronnie-coleman-electric-wheelchair-o1uao5llf5xw7hm5.gif)

That is a darn nice scooter.

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I thought it was done pretty well. The soundtrack was freaking hilarious.  I mean for what it’s worth. I thought it was decently done.

Better than a mits production

Yeah, I'm going to walk my criticism back a bit. This thing is becoming my Zapruder film. I'm watching little pieces, and looking at the filming and the cuts, etc...., and now I think Dave and filmers are working on two different ideas. Dave thinks this is a mostly serious look at his life. And the film makers are treating him like a goof. The old "sneak dis" as the kids say. I caught on when I rewatched the Palumboism part.
Title: Re: "Jumbo Palumbo", The Dave Palumbo Vanity Project -
Post by: Rambone on April 04, 2025, 11:49:55 AM
Yip yip! Hooooooooo outta da way! Iz hawt in dis place. Dial 5-5-5……correction
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Post by: _bruce_ on April 04, 2025, 12:49:49 PM
Palumbo is the king of fruitcakes and grifters.... I have to give it to him that he's very crafty when it comes to making dough.
He was a really cool mass monster / drug specialist too.
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Post by: IroNat on April 04, 2025, 12:51:30 PM
Wish it was possible to watch a Texas deathmatch between Palumbo’s pacemaker and Ferrigno’s hearing aid. Maybe advancements in AI will make this possible one day  ???

Funny, bone.
Title: Re: "Jumbo Palumbo", The Dave Palumbo Vanity Project -
Post by: deadz on April 04, 2025, 01:48:08 PM
Documentary sucked.
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Post by: Royalty on April 04, 2025, 03:20:05 PM
Dave might call himself the original freak. But we all know that Yates was around years before Dave hit the scene.
Title: Re: "Jumbo Palumbo", The Dave Palumbo Vanity Project -
Post by: Raymondo on April 04, 2025, 10:18:27 PM
Palumbo is the king of fruitcakes and grifters.... I have to give it to him that he's very crafty when it comes to making dough.
He was a really cool mass monster / drug specialist too.

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Title: Re: "Jumbo Palumbo", The Dave Palumbo Vanity Project -
Post by: 1Patrick on April 05, 2025, 04:21:09 AM
57 years old man with 3 kids getting kicked out of the house .FFS at that age you just settle down and work on your marriage .
So Dave literally  sells  snake oil .
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Post by: webstar on April 05, 2025, 05:16:16 AM
57 years old man with 3 kids getting kicked out of the house .FFS at that age you just settle down and work on your marriage .
So Dave literally  sells  snake oil .

The best was him literally panicking trying to leave the house by 3 PM, his curfew
Title: Re: "Jumbo Palumbo", The Dave Palumbo Vanity Project -
Post by: IroNat on April 05, 2025, 05:34:36 AM
.(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=699384.0;attach=1563053;image)

Like a gold mine.

Free money.
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Post by: Van_Bilderass on April 05, 2025, 05:35:27 AM
What a mess. Even "bag of smashed assholes" would be a compliment.

(https://i.postimg.cc/wBQPVX6g/palumboism-62.jpg)


You know he measures the waist where the belt sits there. So the measurement is less. It's very possible his waist measures less than Jay's. There's a certain amount of truth in saying a short torso increases the likelihood of distension, less space for the organs. But all this doesn't matter, it's what it looks like and it's not good. He does have alien monkey like genetics, easy to hypertrophy what muscle he has and keep very, very lean.
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Post by: Rambone on April 05, 2025, 05:47:42 AM
Like a gold mine.

Free money.
(https://media.tenor.com/xzZ1JcQusGkAAAAM/easy-money-terminator-2.gif)

Title: Re: "Jumbo Palumbo", The Dave Palumbo Vanity Project -
Post by: LurkerNoMore on April 05, 2025, 06:48:59 AM
Was it worth it?  If you were Dave - god forbid - would you think everything that has happened to you, legal, health, financial, etc... worth the decision to go the BBing route?  Yeah, he got famous, had his day in the sun, probably made millions (who knows), but right now... was it worth it?


PS - what is this about him getting evicted?
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Post by: BB on April 05, 2025, 06:57:11 AM


PS - what is this about him getting evicted?

Divorce. Wife and kids get to use the big house, I think he's fine with it. I think he's allowed to come over during off hours or with pre-approval to handle things like maintenance and the Rx or snake business.
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Post by: Raymondo on April 05, 2025, 06:58:47 AM
The best was him literally panicking trying to leave the house by 3 PM, his curfew

Vid?
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Post by: BB on April 05, 2025, 07:12:09 AM
Vid?

6 - 8 minutes in, in the documentary one. He starts to get flustered because a printer stopped working, and he can only have the house from 1-4:30.
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Post by: wes on April 05, 2025, 07:15:29 AM
I can`t bring myself to watch it for 58 minutes,but I will get around to it sooner or later and FF through the BS.
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Post by: 1Patrick on April 05, 2025, 07:31:58 AM
I can`t bring myself to watch it for 58 minutes,but I will get around to it sooner or later and FF through the BS.
Not a  bad documentary Tim.
I’ve met Dave few times at the shows and he was normal  guy with time  to chit  chat .He should have stayed single or  at least not having so many kids that late in life if he was not 100% sure about  his marriage and enjoy life. Similar  to Cutler. Now whatever money he saved from businesses and those rental properties he had in Long Island goes to Amanda.
He was doing very well with money that is what Jon Romano has said.
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Post by: wes on April 05, 2025, 07:40:45 AM
Not a  bad documentary Tim.
I’ve met Dave few times at the shows and he was normal  guy with time  to chit  chat .He should have stayed single or  at least not having so many kids that late in life if he was not 100% sure about  his marriage and enjoy life. Similar  to Cutler. Now whatever money he saved from businesses and those rental properties he had in Long Island goes to Amanda.
He was doing very well with money that is what Jon Romano has said.
I`ve met Dave many times also Pat.........saw him in Boston once at 315 pounds with abs........I even did a contest with him which was won by Fred Bigot who later turned pro.

I had a lot of time to kill after pre-judging at some show I did so I attended a seminar by Dave.........great stuff.
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Post by: 1Patrick on April 05, 2025, 07:50:43 AM
I`ve met Dave many times also Pat.........saw him in Boston once at 315 pounds with abs........I even did a contest with him which was won by Fred Bigot who later turned pro.

I had a lot of time to kill after pre-judging at some show I did so I attended a seminar by Dave.........great stuff.
Not the prettiest physique ,but always in shape and close placings  at the Nationals ,but never had turned Pro . So though to get that  procard compare to shitty pros today .He would probably be in the same league as Nick Walker today.
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Post by: IroNat on April 05, 2025, 08:16:02 AM
Not a  bad documentary Tim.
I’ve met Dave few times at the shows and he was normal  guy with time  to chit  chat .He should have stayed single or  at least not having so many kids that late in life if he was not 100% sure about  his marriage and enjoy life. Similar  to Cutler. Now whatever money he saved from businesses and those rental properties he had in Long Island goes to Amanda.
He was doing very well with money that is what Jon Romano has said.

Or he could have just stayed married.

Most women don't want to get divorced unless you cheat or are an abusive asshole.
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Post by: joswift on April 05, 2025, 08:19:07 AM
Or he could have just stayed married.

Most women don't want to get divorced unless you cheat or are an abusive asshole.

70% of the divorces today are initiated by women

Its men that dont want to get divorced.
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Post by: 1Patrick on April 05, 2025, 08:23:16 AM
70% of the divorces today are initiated by women

Its men that dont want to get divorced.
Amen!!
Dave has said she filed .
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Post by: IroNat on April 05, 2025, 08:23:37 AM
70% of the divorces today are initiated by women

Its men that dont want to get divorced.

That does not go against my hypothesis.
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Post by: webstar on April 05, 2025, 08:55:20 AM
His lawyer‘s office didn’t look too good though. I’m worried about the divorce lol
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Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 05, 2025, 08:58:58 AM
That does not go against my hypothesis.
The majority of women get divorced not because of their partners infidelity or abuse but because they are bored. Why wouldn't you get divorced when you win cash and prizes while being able to jump back on the cock carousel?
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Post by: 1Patrick on April 05, 2025, 09:04:11 AM
His lawyer‘s office didn’t look too good though. I’m worried about the divorce lol
Probably what Dave can afford ,old retired attorney that still uses typewriter and Dave gave him some Fiberlyze as a retainer.
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Post by: njflex on April 05, 2025, 09:20:50 AM
70% of the divorces today are initiated by women

Its men that dont want to get divorced.
Bingo my wife left me
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Post by: Rambone on April 05, 2025, 09:20:55 AM
Probably what Dave can afford ,old retired attorney that still uses typewriter and Dave gave him some Fiberlyze as a retainer.

Everybody loves him except for his wife! The drunk bar hags love him. The Asian waitresses who need a visa love him. Hell, even his dusty, old lawyer who retired broke loves him!
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Post by: mops on April 05, 2025, 10:06:03 AM
Was it worth it?  If you were Dave - god forbid - would you think everything that has happened to you, legal, health, financial, etc... worth the decision to go the BBing route?  Yeah, he got famous, had his day in the sun, probably made millions (who knows), but right now... was it worth it?


PS - what is this about him getting evicted?

For a second I thought it was BayGBM posting.
Title: Re: "Jumbo Palumbo", The Dave Palumbo Vanity Project -
Post by: 1Patrick on April 05, 2025, 10:23:49 AM
Everybody loves him except for his wife! The drunk bar hags love him. The Asian waitresses who need a visa love him. Hell, even his dusty, old lawyer who retired broke loves him!
Everybody loves Raymond Dave .
Chinese lady especially :”Me Luv you loooong  time.”
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Post by: BB on April 05, 2025, 10:50:10 AM
I remember about a year ago when we sorting were whether Dave was divorced or not, it was shown in the records that she filed for domestic violence, then walked it back. I also remember that wasn't really violent in the traditional physical sense. It was more she claimed he was just a nasty ragey person to be around.

I'm guessing strong offense, and Dave rolled quick, and will give her most of what she wanted.

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Also, I was checking his Palumbospythons instagram. Tells me these two don't look related -


(https://i.postimg.cc/kGZ29sCQ/serve-img.jpg).

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Post by: Rambone on April 05, 2025, 11:04:57 AM
Everybody loves Raymond Dave .
Chinese lady especially :”Me Luv you loooong  time.”

*Diamond Dave
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Post by: Rambone on April 05, 2025, 11:05:36 AM
I remember about a year ago when we sorting were whether Dave was divorced or not, it was shown in the records that she filed for domestic violence, then walked it back. I also remember that wasn't really violent in the traditional physical sense. It was more she claimed he was just a nasty ragey person to be around.

I'm guessing strong offense, and Dave rolled quick, and will give her most of what she wanted.

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Also, I was checking his Palumbospythons instagram. Tells me these two don't look related -


(https://i.postimg.cc/kGZ29sCQ/serve-img.jpg).

Supposedly mean to the kids too, right?
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Post by: Royalty on April 05, 2025, 11:08:58 AM
Yeah Dave, press his neck into the floor and cut off his breathing. Well done.
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Post by: Skeletor on April 05, 2025, 11:16:26 AM
I remember about a year ago when we sorting were whether Dave was divorced or not, it was shown in the records that she filed for domestic violence, then walked it back. I also remember that wasn't really violent in the traditional physical sense. It was more she claimed he was just a nasty ragey person to be around.

I'm guessing strong offense, and Dave rolled quick, and will give her most of what she wanted.

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Also, I was checking his Palumbospythons instagram. Tells me these two don't look related -


(https://i.postimg.cc/kGZ29sCQ/serve-img.jpg).

Same skin tone.
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Post by: BB on April 05, 2025, 11:17:44 AM
Supposedly mean to the kids too, right?

Yeah, if I remember correctly, she was mad that he'd call them "retards" or "little retards", something like that allegedly.
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Post by: Rambone on April 05, 2025, 11:26:08 AM
Yeah, if I remember correctly, she was mad that he'd call them "retards" or "little retards", something like that allegedly.

Hahaha yes. I think I would enjoy talking to Dave if I actually sat down with him, but until then, I will make fun of him.
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Post by: Van_Bilderass on April 05, 2025, 11:32:18 AM
Not the prettiest physique ,but always in shape and close placings  at the Nationals ,but never had turned Pro . So though to get that  procard compare to shitty pros today .He would probably be in the same league as Nick Walker today.

Can't agree at all, he could never have been at Nick's level competition wise, if that is what you meant? Nick is a greek god in comparison :D

Wonder if his Chris Clark Synthol sells well, or if the Synthetek is the main player. Bostin Loyd also had a market share, he had like 4 different Synthol formulas but no ingredient panel so you didn't know what you were putting in your body :D

Palumbo is known as a PED guru but he was never on the cutting edge, so to speak, so I never watched his stuff, I always wanted to know about the newest trends. Made a lot of different drug claims and then wouldn't elaborate much or back up his claims. His diet was so simple, one paragraph required but many seemed to pay for his coaching, which was actually done by others.
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Post by: falco on April 05, 2025, 11:57:31 AM
Or he could have just stayed married.

Most women don't want to get divorced unless you cheat or are an abusive asshole.
I have to disagree. Most divorces have no real motive besides boredom, and are initiated by women.
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Post by: Rambone on April 06, 2025, 05:22:31 AM
I liked it.....it wasn`t Oscar worthy but a decent time waster.

Agreed.
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Post by: GymnJuice on April 06, 2025, 07:16:59 AM
I liked it.....it wasn`t Oscar worthy but a decent time waster.

Agree with this assessment.
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Post by: MAXX on April 06, 2025, 07:36:16 AM
I watched some of it. But what was the point of it really? Showing his snake pit and valuable snakes and sobbing about his wife leaving him? I mean sure he can talk about it but no need to make a whole documentary just to pour his heart out
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Post by: falco on April 06, 2025, 12:00:20 PM
I watched some of it. But what was the point of it really? Showing his snake pit and valuable snakes and sobbing about his wife leaving him? I mean sure he can talk about it but no need to make a whole documentary just to pour his heart out
Maybe he wanted to clean his scammer reputation, while playing victim, to propel his business.
And i still don't believe he bought a Ferrari. It was another stunt.
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Post by: herne on April 06, 2025, 12:50:43 PM
This popped up on my recommended videos on YouTube. I ignored it.

Same thing happened to me but I decided to watch
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Post by: IroNat on April 06, 2025, 01:05:20 PM
I only play an internist doctor on Getbig, not a psychiatrist doctor, so I can't analyze Palumbo's marital situation with his wife.
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Post by: 1Patrick on April 06, 2025, 01:57:10 PM
Maybe he wanted to clean his scammer reputation, while playing victim, to propel his business.
And i still don't believe he bought a Ferrari. It was another stunt.
Maybe hush gift to his wife so she does not expose dirt to public that Dave used to wear leather outfit ,cuffs  and let men do their thing.
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Post by: Rambone on April 06, 2025, 02:15:15 PM
I only play an internist doctor on Getbig, not a psychiatrist doctor, so I can't analyze Palumbo's marital situation with his wife.

Can I call you Dr. Natty?
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Post by: webstar on April 06, 2025, 03:31:29 PM
I watched some of it. But what was the point of it really? Showing his snake pit and valuable snakes and sobbing about his wife leaving him? I mean sure he can talk about it but no need to make a whole documentary just to pour his heart out

The sound track was hilarious tho.

Wasn’t a bad watch
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Post by: IroNat on April 06, 2025, 03:48:09 PM
 
Can I call you Dr. Natty?

 :D
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Post by: kreator on April 06, 2025, 10:18:25 PM
Bingo my wife left me

Bet you're sorry now that you didn't beat the bitch
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Post by: wes on April 07, 2025, 01:31:13 AM
Agreed.
LOL  ;D

You nut!!!!  :D
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Post by: Rambone on April 07, 2025, 02:16:33 AM
Bingo my wife left me

At least you’ve still got us!
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Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 07, 2025, 08:25:37 AM
Maybe hush gift to his wife so she does not expose dirt to public that Dave used to wear leather outfit ,cuffs  and let men do their thing.
I can totally see that happening.
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Post by: BattleThong on April 07, 2025, 08:57:22 AM
Less than a minute in and I already saw brutal bicep and back zits. Confirmed to be still sauced up and still severely mentally ill  :-\
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Post by: King Shizzo on April 07, 2025, 10:42:39 AM
I remember about a year ago when we sorting were whether Dave was divorced or not, it was shown in the records that she filed for domestic violence, then walked it back. I also remember that wasn't really violent in the traditional physical sense. It was more she claimed he was just a nasty ragey person to be around.

I'm guessing strong offense, and Dave rolled quick, and will give her most of what she wanted.

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Also, I was checking his Palumbospythons instagram. Tells me these two don't look related -


(https://i.postimg.cc/kGZ29sCQ/serve-img.jpg).
That poor bastard.....The things that it must have been witness to....The poor living conditions....The turtle probably isn't faring much better.
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Post by: King Shizzo on April 07, 2025, 10:44:20 AM
Less than a minute in and I already saw brutal bicep and back zits. Confirmed to be still sauced up and still severely mentally ill  :-\
Palumbo is like your favorite plate of chicken wings: "Sauced and Tossed".
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Post by: Taffin on April 07, 2025, 11:22:34 AM
If Dave had a baby with Yvette Bova its delts would be directly on top of its hips
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Post by: Rambone on April 07, 2025, 12:07:44 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/kGZ29sCQ/serve-img.jpg).

For those who can’t tell, Dave is on the left.
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Post by: BattleThong on April 07, 2025, 01:05:03 PM
.

I'm not sure what they were hoping to do with this, and it's not good in the traditional sense, but has some very funny moments. It's a not too well knit together pastiche of Palumbo moments including -

A soul and rap soundtrack that includes such lyrics as "Everybody wants to be freaky" and "Every boy wants striated glutes".

Multiple times he tries to reassure himself and the audience he isn't ugly.

A couple of times he looks like he has Down Syndrome training.

He tries to explain "Palumboism". He gives Getbig no credit. He blames it on being large and not posing well due to injury. You can tell it hurts him.

Trains a schmoe with really bad hair. At one point, he goes something like "You can lose your wife, your kids, but training with Dave will make you feel great." 

Dave cries about going to jail.

Dave chats up sushi girls.

Dave met his wife when she started messaging him trying to help him repair a blown quad. She's a P/T.

His giant feet are on display a few times.

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This was filmed after his wife left him, and you can tell he's a sad, lonely dude off camera.
I agree with most of what you said, but not with the in denial about being ugly part. He pretty much aknowledged being ugly, but believes he brings other things to the table such as insights about drugs and nutrition. He expressed as he has done many times before that he considers Mike O'Hearn very attractive. He seemed pretty insecure when the lady asked how old he was. Overall he seems like a man who needs a lot of external validation, even by bb standards. I sense he regrets blowing his quad, meeting his wife, and having children. It was all for nothing and they are skinning him alive. You can tell he stretched his budget with that bmw by the way he flexes it and worries about it.
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Post by: joswift on April 07, 2025, 01:15:00 PM
hahahah I cant believe two getbiggers actually watched it
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Post by: Rambone on April 07, 2025, 02:37:58 PM
hahahah I cant believe two getbiggers actually watched it

Guilty! Had it going in the background but missed some parts. I’m sure they were just as cringey as the ones I saw
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Post by: BB on April 07, 2025, 03:01:11 PM
Palumbo cat arc coming, he's purchased 4 Siberian forest cats -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siberian_cat .

Also a rare Palumbo ethnic theory popped up in the newest live -
 
Irish start out good looking, but don't age well. Italians aren't as good looking, but age well due to their natural greasiness. Also - Johnny Depp, Val Kilmer? Not good looking older guys.
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Post by: Rambone on April 07, 2025, 03:07:50 PM
Palumbo cat arc coming, he's purchased 4 Siberian forest cats -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siberian_cat .

Also a rare Palumbo ethnic theory popped up in the newest live -
 
Irish start out good looking, but don't age well. Italians aren't as good looking, but age well due to their natural greasiness. Also - Johnny Depp, Val Kilmer? Not good looking older guys.

Makes sense. He’s probably going to name them after every good Rocky movie

Rocky 1
Rocky 2
Rocky 3
Rocky 4
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Post by: Lartinos on April 07, 2025, 04:46:05 PM
Makes sense. He’s probably going to name them after every good Rocky movie

Rocky 1
Rocky 2
Rocky 3
Rocky 4

You accidentally put 3 instead of 5.
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Post by: webstar on April 07, 2025, 05:34:47 PM
Palumbo cat arc coming, he's purchased 4 Siberian forest cats -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siberian_cat .

Also a rare Palumbo ethnic theory popped up in the newest live -
 
Irish start out good looking, but don't age well. Italians aren't as good looking, but age well due to their natural greasiness. Also - Johnny Depp, Val Kilmer? Not good looking older guys.

Hahaha, I watched:listened to heavy muscle radio and heard this lolol

Why was aceto wearing a jacket at home lol
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Post by: Jayel on April 07, 2025, 07:14:14 PM
What in gods name is that thing on his chest? Everytime he is shirtless you can see it.

Also, his waist is wider than his shoulders.
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Post by: mops on April 07, 2025, 07:33:32 PM
What in gods name is that thing on his chest? Everytime he is shirtless you can see it.

Also, his waist is wider than his shoulders.

pacemaker

(https://i.postimg.cc/FFDhDWH9/Screenshot-20250408-042844.jpg)
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Post by: njflex on April 07, 2025, 07:37:16 PM
He’s a good talker on camera. Seems like a likable guy. Everybody goes through their shit. The shit he put his body through hell to be that massive and eating and abusing all those years and now sitting there with freaking something poking out of your chest for the love of getting big that’s crazy.
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Post by: Rambone on April 08, 2025, 02:24:43 AM
You accidentally put 3 instead of 5.

(https://media.tenor.com/ldgkP71yqKMAAAAM/rocky-balboa-rocky-iii.gif)
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Post by: Pet shop boys on April 08, 2025, 07:31:56 AM
I was a little too harsh on my previous comment, but Dave gets on my nerve

That lame  excuses of why he developed that huge gut ,short torso, compressed, too much eating blah blah ..
but not the drugs ?


Makkawy had a shorter torso go tell him that


WooooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh   TA NA KA
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Post by: Pet shop boys on April 08, 2025, 07:52:32 AM
Was it worth it?  If you were Dave - god forbid - would you think everything that has happened to you, legal, health, financial, etc... worth the decision to go the BBing route?  Yeah, he got famous, had his day in the sun, probably made millions (who knows), but right now... was it worth it?


PS - what is this about him getting evicted?



Good point, he could have done much better as a Bodybuilding Jounalist even gain respect within the industry like a Peter McGough but in modern times social media etc ...

Instead, he ended up with tons of surgeries, organs problems and looking like an alien frog  :'(





WooooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh   LE VRO NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE