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Title: Scientist Found Dismembered in Brief Case in Colombia
Post by: Lartinos on April 09, 2025, 08:37:57 PM
Alessandro Coatti, 42, vanished on Friday, April 4, a day after arriving in ​​Santa Marta, about 2 hours east of Barranquilla on Colombia's northern coast, local outlets El Spectador and El Tiempo reported.

His decapitated body was found inside a suitcase on Sunday, April 6, the BBC reported, citing investigators.

Santa Marta Mayor Carlos Pinedo Cuello confirmed Coatti’s killing in a statement on X on Monday.

Prior to his disappearance, Coatti had reportedly asked staff at his hostel about doing research in the area, El Tiempo reported.

"He asked several times about routes to Minca and if there was any possibility of studying species in the area," a hostel employee said, according to the outlet. “The last time he was seen, he was leaving that place around dusk.”

https://people.com/dismembered-body-parts-missing-italian-scientist-found-suitcase-colombia-11712209
Title: Re: Scientist Found Dismembered in Brief Case in Colombia
Post by: falco on April 10, 2025, 01:44:12 AM
If i had to guess, i would say it was some homo stuff that went sideways:

(https://thecitypaperbogota.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Alessandro_Coati.png)
Title: Re: Scientist Found Dismembered in Brief Case in Colombia
Post by: Kwon on April 10, 2025, 02:01:25 AM
Either that or he mistakenly wandered into cartel territory / witnessed a crime

Title: Re: Scientist Found Dismembered in Brief Case in Colombia
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on April 10, 2025, 02:54:39 AM
Probably suicide
Title: Re: Scientist Found Dismembered in Brief Case in Colombia
Post by: Lartinos on April 10, 2025, 11:04:45 AM
Well, I didn’t think of the gay angle.

I think Colombia and I think of the women immediately.

Was he really going out to research science or was it all a cover to look for women?
Title: Re: Scientist Found Dismembered in Brief Case in Colombia
Post by: Van_Bilderass on April 10, 2025, 11:12:54 AM
Wandered into the wrong territory and mistaken identity? But would a cartel bother to dismember and put in a suitcase? Maybe suggests a personal angle. Does look like a fruit.
Title: Re: Scientist Found Dismembered in Brief Case in Colombia
Post by: Phantom Spunker on April 10, 2025, 04:36:32 PM
If i had to guess, i would say it was some homo stuff that went sideways:

(https://thecitypaperbogota.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Alessandro_Coati.png)

Could be a classic case of homo hijinks gone sideways; however, based on his appearance and penchant for South American solo travel, I reckon the man's a predator.

I'm reminded of the American physician Daniel Carleton Gajdusek, whose work linking the spread of kuru to ritualistic cannibalism earned him a Nobel Prize. This wasn't the only thing he was researching, though. He also happened to be a massive, unrepentant pedo who spent every second of his spare time manually examining the penises of Papua New Guinea's boys—even going as far as adopting approximately 50 of them and bringing them back to the US for more abuse.

Colombians don't take kindly to these types, so it seems fair to suggest that this is the reason for our dungareed diddler's dismemberment.
Title: Re: Scientist Found Dismembered in Brief Case in Colombia
Post by: Lartinos on April 10, 2025, 05:40:33 PM
Could be a classic case of homo hijinks gone sideways; however, based on his appearance and penchant for South American solo travel, I reckon the man's a predator.

I'm reminded of the American physician Daniel Carleton Gajdusek, whose work linking the spread of kuru to ritualistic cannibalism earned him a Nobel Prize. This wasn't the only thing he was researching, though. He also happened to be a massive, unrepentant pedo who spent every second of his spare time manually examining the penises of Papua New Guinea's boys—even going as far as adopting approximately 50 of them and bringing them back to the US for more abuse.

Colombians don't take kindly to these types, so it seems fair to suggest that this is the reason for our dungareed diddler's dismemberment.

This is an appropriate reason for him to end up like he did.
Title: Re: Scientist Found Dismembered in Brief Case in Colombia
Post by: IroNat on April 10, 2025, 05:42:23 PM
Probably suicide

Agreed.
Title: Re: Scientist Found Dismembered in Brief Case in Colombia
Post by: robcguns on April 10, 2025, 05:59:36 PM
Could be a classic case of homo hijinks gone sideways; however, based on his appearance and penchant for South American solo travel, I reckon the man's a predator.

I'm reminded of the American physician Daniel Carleton Gajdusek, whose work linking the spread of kuru to ritualistic cannibalism earned him a Nobel Prize. This wasn't the only thing he was researching, though. He also happened to be a massive, unrepentant pedo who spent every second of his spare time manually examining the penises of Papua New Guinea's boys—even going as far as adopting approximately 50 of them and bringing them back to the US for more abuse.

Colombians don't take kindly to these types, so it seems fair to suggest that this is the reason for our dungareed diddler's dismemberment.


He definitely looks like pedo.
Title: Re: Scientist Found Dismembered in Brief Case in Colombia
Post by: falco on April 11, 2025, 01:22:37 AM
Well, I didn’t think of the gay angle.

I think Colombia and I think of the women immediately.

Was he really going out to research science or was it all a cover to look for women cock?

Fixed.
Title: Re: Scientist Found Dismembered in Brief Case in Colombia
Post by: Taffin on April 11, 2025, 03:31:59 AM
Well, I didn’t think of the gay angle.

I think Colombia and I think of the women immediately.

Was he really going out to research science or was it all a cover to look for women?

We had a horrific murder here in the UK a while ago.  Fella got left stuffed inside a suitcase to die.  Initial suspicion was around a chem-sex/kink thing gone wrong, but it turned out the guy was some kind of spook (in the UK parlance = spy) so maybe it was some sort of hit

More details of his deviancy and the death here

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Gareth_Williams (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Gareth_Williams)
Title: Re: Scientist Found Dismembered in Brief Case in Colombia
Post by: joswift on April 11, 2025, 03:34:40 AM
We had a horrific murder here in the UK a while ago.  Fella got left stuffed inside a suitcase to die.  Initial suspicion was around a chem-sex/kink thing gone wrong, but it turned out the guy was some kind of spook (in the UK parlance = spy) so maybe it was some sort of hit

More details of his deviancy and the death here

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Gareth_Williams (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Gareth_Williams)

remember one being labelled a suicide even though the case was locked from the outside
Title: Re: Scientist Found Dismembered in Brief Case in Colombia
Post by: wes on April 11, 2025, 05:17:26 AM
Ban Breifcases!
Title: Re: Scientist Found Dismembered in Brief Case in Colombia
Post by: IroNat on April 11, 2025, 10:30:58 AM
remember one being labelled a suicide even though the case was locked from the outside

Houdini did it.
Title: Re: Scientist Found Dismembered in Brief Case in Colombia
Post by: LurkerNoMore on April 11, 2025, 10:54:43 AM
I read "Brief Case" in the thread title and assumed he was turned into ground meat first.

But no... it was a suit case.  So disappointed.
Title: Re: Scientist Found Dismembered in Brief Case in Colombia
Post by: Kwon on April 11, 2025, 11:22:51 AM
If i had to guess, i would say it was some homo stuff that went sideways:

(https://thecitypaperbogota.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Alessandro_Coati.png)

No straight man would wear something like that
Title: Re: Scientist Found Dismembered in Brief Case in Colombia
Post by: BB on April 11, 2025, 12:07:33 PM
Could be worse -

.

https://gothamist.com/news/nypd-says-man-had-sex-with-unresponsive-likely-dead-subway-passenger - expanded version, it's extra :-\.
Title: Re: Scientist Found Dismembered in Brief Case in Colombia
Post by: Van_Bilderass on April 11, 2025, 12:52:00 PM
Suitcase related murder. Fella does entertaining videos imo.

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Title: Re: Scientist Found Dismembered in Brief Case in Colombia
Post by: pamith on April 12, 2025, 01:30:53 AM
Poor guy, Colombia is a very dangerous country