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Title: Where is the King of Kangz, the Horny Prince, Matt Canning
Post by: rick doot on April 18, 2025, 10:11:24 PM
Canning is Canada's greatest export- he should be exempt from tarrifs.

MAKE GETBIG GREAT AGAIN.

Title: Re: Where is the King of Kangz, the Horny Prince, Matt Canning
Post by: Van_Bilderass on April 19, 2025, 02:41:22 AM
I think he should come back :D
Title: Re: Where is the King of Kangz, the Horny Prince, Matt Canning
Post by: Flexacon on April 19, 2025, 04:04:15 AM
He's not coming back  :'(


I spent months trying to figure out why he stopped posting and I believe it's because he lost respect for getbiggers.

Blanky threw out one of his dumb lifting challenges and made a little list with a bunch of names. No one cared other than MattC and maybe Bigro. Matt took the lack of participation to heart and lost respect for us  >:(

MattC feels he's too good for getbig now. What a world  :D
Title: Re: Where is the King of Kangz, the Horny Prince, Matt Canning
Post by: Rambone on April 19, 2025, 05:18:56 AM
Why did he leave? Or was he kicked out for antisemitism rants?
Title: Re: Where is the King of Kangz, the Horny Prince, Matt Canning
Post by: Kwon on April 19, 2025, 06:01:05 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/PMDY5cJ/Matt1.png)

HORNY PRINCE IS THE KING OF KANGZ!
(https://logos.textgiraffe.com/logos/logo-name/12818521-designstyle-bigfoot-m.png)

Check out those Arms Broseph!
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=627553.0;attach=717898;image)
Very muscular and strong dude!
(Titanium body to be able to make those lifts)

MATT IS THE BEST
(He even has arab, asian and black friends)

Make Canada Great Again Matt!

(https://officialpsds.com/imageview/7k/51/7k512j_large.png?1521316586)(https://officialpsds.com/imageview/rp/kj/rpkj43_large.png?1521316526)(https://officialpsds.com/imageview/7k/51/7k512j_large.png?1521316586)

(https://logos.textgiraffe.com/logos/logo-name/Matt-designstyle-candy-m.png)
(https://logos.textgiraffe.com/logos/logo-name/Matt-designstyle-smoothie-m.png)
(https://officialpsds.com/imageview/76/k8/76k85p_large.png?1542842349)

(http://68.media.tumblr.com/b095ef3e3529326c7eb0fe2a7375e150/tumblr_o441bmBLDm1v3e4kqo7_540.gif)

We await your Return Dear Prince and King of Kangz!
(https://cdn.pixabay.com/animation/2023/02/11/17/56/17-56-09-475_512.gif)(https://cdn.pixabay.com/animation/2023/02/11/17/56/17-56-09-475_512.gif)(https://cdn.pixabay.com/animation/2023/02/11/17/56/17-56-09-475_512.gif)

MATT PLEAMON CANNING > LAKEHEAD UNIVERSITY


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(https://i.ibb.co/FgLbH9F/poof.png)

(https://i.ibb.co/PMDY5cJ/Matt1.png)
Title: Re: Where is the King of Kangz, the Horny Prince, Matt Canning
Post by: Phantom Spunker on April 19, 2025, 07:40:34 AM
While it's true that our boy did go on a wildly antisemitic tirade against the biggest evil in the world today, that's not actually why he's gone. He's simply so disgusted with us all for being small and useless.

After destroying Hankins, he grew tired of the cries from the peanut gallery, and he's currently focused on breeding cats and winning a Fields Medal. He's coming back, though. Give him time.
Title: Re: Where is the King of Kangz, the Horny Prince, Matt Canning
Post by: Rambone on April 19, 2025, 08:18:07 AM
The Fields Medal the Fields Medal!
Title: Re: Where is the King of Kangz, the Horny Prince, Matt Canning
Post by: Griffith on April 19, 2025, 08:19:44 AM
It went downhill for him after the video incident.
Title: Re: Where is the King of Kangz, the Horny Prince, Matt Canning
Post by: Blockingback on April 19, 2025, 08:31:52 AM
he left because jane targeted his children. This is 100% fact because I talk to Matt off the board
Title: Re: Where is the King of Kangz, the Horny Prince, Matt Canning
Post by: Lartinos on April 19, 2025, 08:44:11 AM
he left because jane targeted his children. This is 100% fact because I talk to Matt off the board

Sounds like reliable data.

I remember those final talks he had.
Title: Re: Where is the King of Kangz, the Horny Prince, Matt Canning
Post by: falco on April 19, 2025, 10:19:06 AM
he left because jane targeted his children. This is 100% fact because I talk to Matt off the board
Tell him he is missed, please.
Title: Re: Where is the King of Kangz, the Horny Prince, Matt Canning
Post by: Blockingback on April 19, 2025, 11:07:22 AM
Tell him he is missed, please.

i do all the time,...he wont beback

im going through thunder bay early july, hoping for a visit
Title: Re: Where is the King of Kangz, the Horny Prince, Matt Canning
Post by: Kwon on April 19, 2025, 01:32:33 PM
he left because jane targeted his children. This is 100% fact because I talk to Matt off the board

WHAT???

That behavior should be OFFLIMITS!

Was Jane going to hurt Matts children???
Title: Re: Where is the King of Kangz, the Horny Prince, Matt Canning
Post by: Marvin Martian on April 19, 2025, 10:49:55 PM
WHAT???

That behavior should be OFFLIMITS!

Was Jane going to hurt Matts children???

I think Matt is an odd fckn dude - but I find a lot of Canadians to be odd (Josh has a weird accent but he seems pretty normal). BUT - kids are WAY out of bounds. I have no clue what Jane did or said - but I can’t get down with that kind of shit. I’m in the Deep South and you can get fckn killed over that. I worked with a girl who is cousins with Gary Plaucbe (pronounced “PLO-SHAY”)… look him up. There is very cool and VERY graphic video of him blowing the brains out of a karate teacher who had molested his son/ he shot him as the police were walking him through the airport and didn’t do a single day in prison .. if you look it up find the video that shows the molested twitching on the ground as the blood and life force exit his nasty ass. It’s beautiful
Title: Re: Where is the King of Kangz, the Horny Prince, Matt Canning
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 19, 2025, 11:55:19 PM
WHAT???

That behavior should be OFFLIMITS!

Was Jane going to hurt Matts children???
Agreed.
Title: Re: Where is the King of Kangz, the Horny Prince, Matt Canning
Post by: joswift on April 20, 2025, 05:41:42 AM
WHAT???

That behavior should be OFFLIMITS!

Was Jane going to hurt Matts children???
I dont think it was any worse than people laughing about Brians verbally challenged son

But I may be wrong.

oh and I dont recall Matt ever putting up pics of his kids, so theres that
Title: Re: Where is the King of Kangz, the Horny Prince, Matt Canning
Post by: Flexacon on April 20, 2025, 06:24:09 AM
I dont think it was any worse than people laughing about Brians verbally challenged son

But I may be wrong.

oh and I dont recall Matt ever putting up pics of his kids, so theres that

From what I remember JPJ was calling Matt out for intentionally being unemployed so he wouldn't have to pay child support. It was just got old fashioned harmless getbig beef. I don't know if it went beyond that in PMs or socials.

Matts last few posts were about someone dropping a dumbell on his foot. Maybe he's a cripple now and too embarrassed to post.

Whatever the case

FREE MATTc
Title: Re: Where is the King of Kangz, the Horny Prince, Matt Canning
Post by: joswift on April 20, 2025, 06:27:46 AM
From what I remember JPJ was calling Matt out for intentionally being unemployed so he wouldn't have to pay child support. It was just got old fashioned harmless getbig beef. I don't know if it went beyond that in PMs or socials.

Matts last few posts were about someone dropping a dumbell on his foot. Maybe he's a cripple now and too embarrassed to post.

Whatever the case

FREE MATTc

probably true, deadbeat dad decided to run..
Title: Re: Where is the King of Kangz, the Horny Prince, Matt Canning
Post by: webstar on April 20, 2025, 06:29:51 AM
From what I remember JPJ was calling Matt out for intentionally being unemployed so he wouldn't have to pay child support. It was just got old fashioned harmless getbig beef. I don't know if it went beyond that in PMs or socials.

Matts last few posts were about someone dropping a dumbell on his foot. Maybe he's a cripple now and too embarrassed to post.

Whatever the case

FREE MATTc

This is it. He doesn’t work so he can show zero income when it comes to child support payments.

JPJ, didn’t say anything wrong.

The moron was babbling about subway and getting a free sub 
Title: Re: Where is the King of Kangz, the Horny Prince, Matt Canning
Post by: Irongrip400 on April 20, 2025, 07:04:21 AM
I think Matt is an odd fckn dude - but I find a lot of Canadians to be odd (Josh has a weird accent but he seems pretty normal). BUT - kids are WAY out of bounds. I have no clue what Jane did or said - but I can’t get down with that kind of shit. I’m in the Deep South and you can get fckn killed over that. I worked with a girl who is cousins with Gary Plaucbe (pronounced “PLO-SHAY”)… look him up. There is very cool and VERY graphic video of him blowing the brains out of a karate teacher who had molested his son/ he shot him as the police were walking him through the airport and didn’t do a single day in prison .. if you look it up find the video that shows the molested twitching on the ground as the blood and life force exit his nasty ass. It’s beautiful


Molester, not molested. It takes a very gross turn otherwise.
Title: Re: Where is the King of Kangz, the Horny Prince, Matt Canning
Post by: Palumboism on April 20, 2025, 08:44:44 AM
Matt seems to be  very active on Instagram.  It's like he's using his Instagram as Getbig. :D

Matt C:

This is B. Hank from the Getbig.com message forum. We had a beef because he was bashing my overhead presses, even though my overhead strength is my best area, and statistically higher than 99.9% of the North American population.

B. Hank is one of the biggest, leanest, and recently proven to be one of the strongest members of the board.

My mind was blown when I noticed that none of B. Hank's haters beat him in the contest we had in January.

I'm simply astounded that people talk trash about those who are at a higher level than they are.

Yes, I called out B. Hank...in a *strength challenge*. I would NEVER claim to have a better physique. Even though it is possible that I would be closer if we both used exactly the same supplements, I simply will not use them, and therefore, that discussion is moot.

So, I will never be as big or as lean as B. Hank. So you know what I don't do? Talk trash about him!

Am I willing to compete with him in a future strength challenge, even giving him a significant weight advantage? Yes.

However, I maintain my view that no one in worse shape than B. Hank should be bashing his physique.

I have never and will never be as big or as lean as B. Hank...so I don't talk trash.

I must say:
I was a bit disappointed in the board, for there to be so many trash talkers, yet only three of us proved to bench 315+ [range = 315-lb to 396-lb].

Now, look:
I didn't expect dozens of Getbiggers to bench 315+. That's strong. 405+ is next leven, and 495+ is stronger than what some World's Strongest Man competitors bench.

But did I expect more Getbiggers to bench 315+? Yes.

In fact, B. Hank's biggest trash talker - "Walter Sobchak" AKA "JustPlaneJane" - benched pressed **175 POUNDS**. And he has the audacity to bash B. Hank, who is nearly *double* his strength.

I can truly say I was just disappointed with Getbig after the contest. I know I'm strong for my size/weight, but I didn't expect to place 2nd, and out-bench men outweighing me by 50- to 80-lb.

Are some Getbiggers stronger than B. Hank, but don't post videos? It's possible.
But there's zero evidence for that.

Bottom line:
B. Hank is one of the biggest, leanest, AND strongest members of Getbig.


https://www.instagram.com/p/C9pEF13R2Nr/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/C9pEF13R2Nr/)
Title: Re: Where is the King of Kangz, the Horny Prince, Matt Canning
Post by: Palumboism on April 20, 2025, 08:48:07 AM
Matt C:  :D

Bhank is EASILY in the Top 5 out of all Getbig members for:

[1] Overall size/muscularity.
[2] Overall conditioning/hardness/dryness.
[3] Strength.
[4] Heaviest, among members who are **under 15% body fat**. I'm sure many Getbiggers weigh 300- or 400-lb - but, like Squadfather [RIP] - they are likely over 50% body fat.
[5] STRENGTH.

Although I say with confidence that I will be able to beat B. Hank in a strength contest while giving him a 30-lb weight advantages - MAYBE even a 50-lb weight advantage, B. Hank stepped up and PROVED that he is in the Top 3 for the strongest VERIFIED Getbiggers.

VERIFIED.
I don't give AF about some clowns like Walter Sobchak claiming to bench 405 x8-12. That NEVER happened, and it's actually a compliment to me because he noticed my bench press was creeping up past 365-370-375...380...etc, and he had to make up a lot where I'm still not even close of him.

Lol, no, Walter Sobchak never bench pressed 405 x8-12 reps, and can't even do 225 for one rep.

But yeah - I'm sure all the strong Getbiggers decided not to enter the strength contest.

Reality:
The contest is a good indicator of who the strongest Getbiggers are. In no WAY are there more than maybe seven more Getbiggers who bench 315+.

In other words, I may not be the #2 strongest on Getbig currently, but I can't fathom being outside the Top 10.

But that's neither here nor there. All we can say is:

Based on current videos, B. Hank is the #3 strongest member on Getbig.

As for me - well...how many Getbiggers deadlift over 555-lb?

I find it hard to believe that even three members can pull 600+.

If so, who? Maybe tommywishbone.
Who else? Maybe Forbes? OK, but did he do this recently? Any proof?

To suggest "average" gym-rat board members deadlift 600+ is patently absurd, lol.

No one deadlifts 600+ or 700+ who isn't a serious competitor.

There are not even 25 men in Thunder Bay who deadlift 600+.
Maybe - just MAYBE - 75 to 100 men in the NWO have deadlifted 550+ in the past 5-7 years.

I'd be shocked if even 5 men in TBAY out-deadlift me.

https://www.instagram.com/p/C9c6rqAxy_g/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/C9c6rqAxy_g/)
Title: Re: Where is the King of Kangz, the Horny Prince, Matt Canning
Post by: joswift on April 20, 2025, 08:50:25 AM
Matt C:  :D

Bhank is EASILY in the Top 5 out of all Getbig members for:

[1] Overall size/muscularity.
[2] Overall conditioning/hardness/dryness.
[3] Strength.
[4] Heaviest, among members who are **under 15% body fat**. I'm sure many Getbiggers weigh 300- or 400-lb - but, like Squadfather [RIP] - they are likely over 50% body fat.
[5] STRENGTH.

Although I say with confidence that I will be able to beat B. Hank in a strength contest while giving him a 30-lb weight advantages - MAYBE even a 50-lb weight advantage, B. Hank stepped up and PROVED that he is in the Top 3 for the strongest VERIFIED Getbiggers.

VERIFIED.
I don't give AF about some clowns like Walter Sobchak claiming to bench 405 x8-12. That NEVER happened, and it's actually a compliment to me because he noticed my bench press was creeping up past 365-370-375...380...etc, and he had to make up a lot where I'm still not even close of him.

Lol, no, Walter Sobchak never bench pressed 405 x8-12 reps, and can't even do 225 for one rep.

But yeah - I'm sure all the strong Getbiggers decided not to enter the strength contest.

Reality:
The contest is a good indicator of who the strongest Getbiggers are. In no WAY are there more than maybe seven more Getbiggers who bench 315+.

In other words, I may not be the #2 strongest on Getbig currently, but I can't fathom being outside the Top 10.

But that's neither here nor there. All we can say is:

Based on current videos, B. Hank is the #3 strongest member on Getbig.

As for me - well...how many Getbiggers deadlift over 555-lb?

I find it hard to believe that even three members can pull 600+.

If so, who? Maybe tommywishbone.
Who else? Maybe Forbes? OK, but did he do this recently? Any proof?

To suggest "average" gym-rat board members deadlift 600+ is patently absurd, lol.

No one deadlifts 600+ or 700+ who isn't a serious competitor.

There are not even 25 men in Thunder Bay who deadlift 600+.
Maybe - just MAYBE - 75 to 100 men in the NWO have deadlifted 550+ in the past 5-7 years.

I'd be shocked if even 5 men in TBAY out-deadlift me.

https://www.instagram.com/p/C9c6rqAxy_g/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/C9c6rqAxy_g/)

I just looked up "taking getbig too seriously" in the dictionary and found that post
Title: Re: Where is the King of Kangz, the Horny Prince, Matt Canning
Post by: Grape Ape on April 20, 2025, 01:31:56 PM
We've seen Matt rant on FB and Insta about getbig to.........absolutely nobody.

Perfectly normal behavior.
Title: Re: Where is the King of Kangz, the Horny Prince, Matt Canning
Post by: _bruce_ on April 20, 2025, 01:40:24 PM

Matt is most likely busily patrolling the border with his parsh[1] in hand...






[1]dick tattoo reading "no anus left behind"