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Title: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: dj181 on July 11, 2025, 03:51:57 PM
Tinder and mamba ain't giving me shit

Tinder is greatly rigged against men there's like one female for every 10 males and if you don't boost your profile you never get seen

So looks like I'll have to run day and night game if I wanna get any action

My hotel is very close to the best clubbing scene as they had 2 really good clubs which is where I met the 3 girls I had dates with but one of the clubs is completely shut down and the other is dead

Also I rented flats here 2 years ago for 200-250 EUR now lowest end cost is 400 EUR shit sucks
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: mphgrove on July 11, 2025, 03:56:51 PM
Tinder and mamba ain't giving me shit

Tinder is greatly rigged against men there's like one female for every 10 males and if you don't boost your profile you never get seen

So looks like I'll have to run day and night game if I wanna get any action

My hotel is very close to the best clubbing scene as they had 2 really good clubs which is where I met the 3 girls I had dates with but one of the clubs is completely shut down and the other is dead

Also I rented flats here 2 years ago for 200-250 EUR now lowest end cost is 400 EUR shit sucks

Try grndr
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: joswift on July 11, 2025, 04:01:42 PM
Tinder and mamba ain't giving me shit

Tinder is greatly rigged against men there's like one female for every 10 males and if you don't boost your profile you never get seen

So looks like I'll have to run day and night game if I wanna get any action

My hotel is very close to the best clubbing scene as they had 2 really good clubs which is where I met the 3 girls I had dates with but one of the clubs is completely shut down and the other is dead

Also I rented flats here 2 years ago for 200-250 EUR now lowest end cost is 400 EUR shit sucks

Its a room inside a 3 story flat there are 6 rooms here. I'm in Moldova

(https://i.ibb.co/jtNL5jx/Screenshot-2025-07-10-at-22-02-26.png)
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: Lartinos on July 11, 2025, 04:08:24 PM
The apps and such are meant for good looking men to have success and designed to suck the money out of ordinary men. They keep the good looking guys hooked by giving them a lot of options to keep them single.

Stick to Mom’s money for prostitutes.
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: IroNat on July 11, 2025, 04:39:48 PM
dj,
Why not become a pimp?
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: joswift on July 11, 2025, 04:41:29 PM
dj,
Why not become a pimp?
because pimps offer the girls protection, in his case all the girls could beat him up
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: dj181 on July 11, 2025, 05:26:14 PM
The apps and such are meant for good looking men to have success and designed to suck the money out of ordinary men. They keep the good looking guys hooked by giving them a lot of options to keep them single.

Stick to Mom’s money for prostitutes.

I've already had like 20 dates from tinder mostly in Ukraine

I had 4 likes this time on tinder but the girls were fat cows ie. Weigh more than 115
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: IroNat on July 11, 2025, 05:43:43 PM
I've already had like 20 dates from tinder mostly in Ukraine

I had 4 likes this time on tinder but the girls were fat cows ie. Weigh more than 115

Pimp them out.

You'll have to get them drugs.

Call yourself "SuperflyDJ".

(https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/5b23ee89ef9c7776eebc6733/master/w_2560%2Cc_limit/super-fly-remake-lede.jpg)
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: Lartinos on July 11, 2025, 06:04:20 PM
I've already had like 20 dates from tinder mostly in Ukraine

I had 4 likes this time on tinder but the girls were fat cows ie. Weigh more than 115

Every player eventually loses their touch. It’s time for a funeral for the prior younger DJ and have the new DJ step into reality.

You can get a job that will take hardwork because you are now honest about your lack of skills. And then instead of dating frail women you will seek out the fem boys you actually want.
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: Never1AShow on July 11, 2025, 09:28:21 PM
Tinder and mamba ain't giving me shit

Tinder is greatly rigged against men there's like one female for every 10 males and if you don't boost your profile you never get seen

So looks like I'll have to run day and night game if I wanna get any action

My hotel is very close to the best clubbing scene as they had 2 really good clubs which is where I met the 3 girls I had dates with but one of the clubs is completely shut down and the other is dead

Also I rented flats here 2 years ago for 200-250 EUR now lowest end cost is 400 EUR shit sucks

Much less for males close to 60 who look like buzzards and live in a flophouse
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: Taffin on July 11, 2025, 11:43:36 PM
Pimp them out.

You'll have to get them drugs.

Call yourself "SuperflyDJ".

Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 12, 2025, 12:19:36 AM
because pimps offer the girls protection, in his case all the girls could beat him up
:D
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: dj181 on July 12, 2025, 12:43:40 AM
Every player eventually loses their touch. It’s time for a funeral for the prior younger DJ and have the new DJ step into reality.

You can get a job that will take hardwork because you are now honest about your lack of skills. And then instead of dating frail women you will seek out the fem boys you actually want.

Hahahahaha

I have zero issue.with gays but you chumps are racist as fuck bout them
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: dj181 on July 12, 2025, 12:47:50 AM


😂😂😂

Not many could beat me up I can promise that on The Cross of Christ

Once I have more cash I'll take some boxing lessons to hone and perfect my punching skills

I'll also use medicine balls to increase my punching power so I need to find a gym with good medicine balls

My hands are still lighting fast

Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: dj181 on July 12, 2025, 12:53:01 AM
Just scrolled through tinder and out of 50 girls ages 18-25 only 5 got a like from me, that means only 10% of young females are fuckable which the same on the streets as well

My standards are VERY HIGH when it comes to possible fuckable females
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: dj181 on July 12, 2025, 01:37:02 AM
And by the way to all who thinks I'm a pussy

Come to Moldova and let's meet in the ring

I promise you that I will try my goddamn best to gravely harm you

In fact if you come I will have my lawyer draw up 2 waivers one is that you can't press criminal assault charges on me and the other is that you can't sue me to cover your hospital bills after I severely harm you
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: joswift on July 12, 2025, 01:54:10 AM
Hahahahaha

I have zero issue.with gays but you chumps are racist as fuck bout them

this my friends is written by an English teacher

 ???
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: joswift on July 12, 2025, 01:54:57 AM
And by the way to all who thinks I'm a pussy

Come to Moldova and let's meet in the ring

I promise you that I will try my goddamn best to gravely harm you

In fact if you come I will have my lawyer draw up 2 waivers one is that you can't press criminal assault charges on me and the other is that you can't sue me to cover your hospital bills after I severely harm you
If I say Im coming will you call the feds?
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: BigRo on July 12, 2025, 02:50:35 AM
And by the way to all who thinks I'm a pussy

Come to Moldova and let's meet in the ring

I promise you that I will try my goddamn best to gravely harm you

In fact if you come I will have my lawyer draw up 2 waivers one is that you can't press criminal assault charges on me and the other is that you can't sue me to cover your hospital bills after I severely harm you

Your delusional.
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: dj181 on July 12, 2025, 03:01:18 AM
Your delusional.

No I'm not

You dummies thnk size is all that matters in a fight

Well you're wrong
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: BigRo on July 12, 2025, 03:09:05 AM
No I'm not

You dummies thnk size is all that matters in a fight

Well you're wrong

No I don't think thats all that matters. I would severely fuck you up.
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: dj181 on July 12, 2025, 03:14:28 AM
No I don't think thats all that matters. I would severely fuck you up.

Maybe

Maybe not

I don't have a beef with you so you are not on my list
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: joswift on July 12, 2025, 05:26:35 AM
No I'm not

You dummies thnk size is all that matters in a fight

Well you're wrong
hahaha 90% of people on here would fold you up like a fucking pretzel
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: GymnJuice on July 12, 2025, 06:19:39 AM
And by the way to all who thinks I'm a pussy

Come to Moldova and let's meet in the ring

I promise you that I will try my goddamn best to gravely harm you

In fact if you come I will have my lawyer draw up 2 waivers one is that you can't press criminal assault charges on me and the other is that you can't sue me to cover your hospital bills after I severely harm you

How do you have enough money for tinder dates and lawyer fees?
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: Flexacon on July 12, 2025, 06:21:48 AM


In fact if you come I will have my lawyer draw up 2 waivers one is that you can't press criminal assault charges on me and the other is that you can't sue me to cover your hospital bills after I severely harm you

You can't afford $450 for rent and then wanna act like you have a lawyer on retainer  ::)
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: dj181 on July 12, 2025, 06:21:57 AM
first bit of truth ever from you

Come to Moldova and you'll find out😉
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: dj181 on July 12, 2025, 06:23:40 AM
How do you have enough money for tinder dates and lawyer fees?

Just ask mom

But she can't send as much so I gotta get some online teaching work

Wish I could get into the online gym trainer market but that ain't easy
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: joswift on July 12, 2025, 06:28:13 AM
Just ask mom

But she can't send as much so I gotta get some online teaching work

Wish I could get into the online gym trainer market but that ain't easy
why dont you tell all gay people how they are impacted by racism.
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: delon on July 12, 2025, 06:31:09 AM
Dj when was your last swing club success ??

Also, no hate, I honestly think the best thing your mom could do for you is to cut off your pocket money. It would force you to fend for yourself which wouldn't be an easy transition but be better for both your bank account and sense of self worth long term


Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: joswift on July 12, 2025, 06:40:15 AM
Dj when was your last swing club success ??

Also, no hate, I honestly think the best thing your mom could do for you is to cut off your pocket money. It would force you to fend for yourself which wouldn't be an easy transition but be better for both your bank account and sense of self worth long term

he would be dead in a month
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: delon on July 12, 2025, 06:45:47 AM
he would be dead in a month

His last post on getbig would be "im a ripped 'dry' 2.9% I'm superior to all you chumps"

Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: IroNat on July 12, 2025, 07:01:29 AM
Come to Moldova and you'll find out😉

Just like Bhanky's "Come to Kitty Hawk".
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: dj181 on July 12, 2025, 07:03:32 AM
Dj when was your last swing club success ??

Also, no hate, I honestly think the best thing your mom could do for you is to cut off your pocket money. It would force you to fend for yourself which wouldn't be an easy transition but be better for both your bank account and sense of self worth long term

I only went to the swing clubs once in the Scow and it sucked only one fuckable.female there out of 20+ females

My standards are amazingly high brother

Like I've already said countless times I will work online as an English but first I gotta get into a flat turn get my gym membership then get a laptop then I'm good to go

My mom also helps my aunt and uncle.her brother and sister they live with her and she covers all costs rent utilities cable internet etc
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: joswift on July 12, 2025, 07:13:05 AM
I only went to the swing clubs once in the Scow and it sucked only one fuckable.female there out of 20+ females

My standards are amazingly high brother

Like I've already said countless times I will work online as an English but first I gotta get into a flat turn get my gym membership then get a laptop then I'm good to go

My mom also helps my aunt and uncle.her brother and sister they live with her and she covers all costs rent utilities cable internet etc

If thats true then you are either a virgin or your "high" is everyone elses "low"
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: CalvinH on July 12, 2025, 08:02:51 AM
Dude is more spastic than last time he was posting :-\
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: dj181 on July 12, 2025, 08:21:17 AM
Dude is more spastic than last time he was posting :-\

2 words

Cheque drops

I was dosing them 3 days in a row but now I'm down to eod

If I can't progress in strength hitting bench and curl every 4 days I'll go to every 5 days and the last stop will be every 6 days so theoretically I may end up dosing the drops every 3 days

Once I start working IMA get methyl tren and see how it compares to cheque drops then lastly I'll them halo and whichever of.the 3 gives me the greatest strength boost will be my go to on bench and curl days

I'll run a base of either 10 mgs injectable dbol everyday or 25 mgs Sustanon eod and then for shits and giggles I'll add in 10 mgs ACE
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: joswift on July 12, 2025, 09:14:04 AM
2 words

Cheque drops

I was dosing them 3 days in a row but now I'm down to eod

If I can't progress in strength hitting bench and curl every 4 days I'll go to every 5 days and the last stop will be every 6 days so theoretically I may end up dosing the drops every 3 days

Once I start working IMA get methyl tren and see how it compares to cheque drops then lastly I'll them halo and whichever of.the 3 gives me the greatest strength boost will be my go to on bench and curl days

I'll run a base of either 10 mgs injectable dbol everyday or 25 mgs Sustanon eod and then for shits and giggles I'll add in 10 mgs ACE
said the guy with $4 to his name.
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: dj181 on July 12, 2025, 11:59:17 AM
Just matched with a 19 year old that claim she's 5'7 90 pounds

Does.she look 90 pounds to you?

I hit like on everyone to see if I get a match

I actually wrote but I doubt I'll meet her

If she was really 90 pounds with a bubble ass I'd be in like Flynn
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: GymnJuice on July 12, 2025, 12:49:03 PM
Just scrolled through tinder and out of 50 girls ages 18-25 only 5 got a like from me, that means only 10% of young females are fuckable which the same on the streets as well

My standards are VERY HIGH when it comes to possible fuckable females

Just matched with a 19 year old that claim she's 5'7 90 pounds

Does.she look 90 pounds to you?

I hit like on everyone to see if I get a match

I actually wrote but I doubt I'll meet her

If she was really 90 pounds with a bubble ass I'd be in like Flynn

Your tinder routines change as quickly as your workout routines.
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: dj181 on July 12, 2025, 12:53:16 PM
Your tinder routines change as quickly as your workout routines.

That's from another side not tinder

If she wants to meet ill meet her if I don't have to pay for anything

Happened often I Ukraine I meet with girls who brought their own coffee

It was  like 10 of them all ages 18-25 funny thing was is that not one of them were fuckable for me

Just met them out of boredom

Ill go by those clubs again ce soir see if anything is better

Mom is sending enough for me to get this 400 EUR flat tomorrow so hopefully I can move-in tomorrow and not have to wait til Monday

Also this flat is within walking distance to the gym in this city with the hottest tail😍😍😍
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: joswift on July 12, 2025, 01:16:50 PM
That's from another side not tinder

If she wants to meet ill meet her if I don't have to pay for anything

Happened often I Ukraine I meet with girls who brought their own coffee

It was  like 10 of them all ages 18-25 funny thing was is that not one of them were fuckable for me

Just met them out of boredom

Ill go by those clubs again ce soir see if anything is better

Mom is sending enough for me to get this 400 EUR flat tomorrow so hopefully I can move-in tomorrow and not have to wait til Monday

Also this flat is within walking distance to the gym in this city with the hottest tail😍😍😍
this guy doesnt even live on his own.
he doesnt even know that flats require deposits and bonds up to $2,000 to be able to move in

Again read what Doc Blakely says about him
(https://i.ibb.co/MDT9xwTk/Screenshot-2025-07-12-at-09-56-45.png)
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: Griffith on July 12, 2025, 01:50:34 PM
this guy doesnt even live on his own.
he doesnt even know that flats require deposits and bonds up to $2,000 to be able to move in

Again read what Doc Blakely says about him
(https://i.ibb.co/MDT9xwTk/Screenshot-2025-07-12-at-09-56-45.png)

I was wondering about that, how one could rent without a deposit.
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: joswift on July 12, 2025, 01:53:37 PM
I was wondering about that, how one could rent without a deposit.

you cant, and the fact he doesnt know that tells me hes likely in some fucking care in the community shelter rather than his own place
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: dj181 on July 12, 2025, 01:57:27 PM
I was wondering about that, how one could rent without a deposit.

Deposit is 400 euro

So ill pay 800 euro upfront

I'm not fucking lying 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: Bevo on July 12, 2025, 03:42:16 PM
I only went to the swing clubs once in the Scow and it sucked only one fuckable.female there out of 20+ females

My standards are amazingly high brother

Like I've already said countless times I will work online as an English but first I gotta get into a flat turn get my gym membership then get a laptop then I'm good to go

My mom also helps my aunt and uncle.her brother and sister they live with her and she covers all costs rent utilities cable internet etc

What a disgrace , your whole family comes from a line of complete fuck ups and degenerates, please die off , whites don’t claim you
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: illuminati on July 12, 2025, 04:10:28 PM
you cant, and the fact he doesnt know that tells me hes likely in some fucking care in the community shelter rather than his own place

The scrawny lying little weasel is in his mums basement
The Lazy Fucking Khvnt sponging off her.
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: Never1AShow on July 12, 2025, 04:32:40 PM
And by the way to all who thinks I'm a pussy

Come to Moldova and let's meet in the ring

I promise you that I will try my goddamn best to gravely harm you

In fact if you come I will have my lawyer draw up 2 waivers one is that you can't press criminal assault charges on me and the other is that you can't sue me to cover your hospital bills after I severely harm you

Who is the Moldovan Better Call Saul working as your lawyer?
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: Never1AShow on July 12, 2025, 04:43:36 PM
you cant, and the fact he doesnt know that tells me hes likely in some fucking care in the community shelter rather than his own place

He posted a picture of some sushi with Russian writing so that proves he’s not lying!
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: delon on July 12, 2025, 05:19:44 PM
Who is the Moldovan Better Call Saul working as your lawyer?

This guy sounds great and comes cheap:

I have been watching Lincoln Lawyer on Netflix for inspiration once accepted I will get a cool custom license plate for the vette that references the Law


(https://i.postimg.cc/9MKyM0Nm/bhanks-law-ads.jpg)
(c) Skeletor

Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: JustPlaneJane on July 12, 2025, 08:54:54 PM
And by the way to all who thinks I'm a pussy

Come to Moldova and let's meet in the ring

I promise you that I will try my goddamn best to gravely harm you

In fact if you come I will have my lawyer draw up 2 waivers one is that you can't press criminal assault charges on me and the other is that you can't sue me to cover your hospital bills after I severely harm you

Settle down Dougie, it’s time for Mommy to give you your cookies and milk before bed.

Killer……🙄
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: Kwon on July 12, 2025, 09:25:12 PM
Dj

Who is Johnmark Blakley?

Someone from your college years?
(https://i.ibb.co/jtNL5jx/Screenshot-2025-07-10-at-22-02-26.png)
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: Never1AShow on July 12, 2025, 10:57:06 PM
This guy sounds great and comes cheap:


(https://i.postimg.cc/9MKyM0Nm/bhanks-law-ads.jpg)
(c) Skeletor

Not even started law school and he already has clients!
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: joswift on July 12, 2025, 11:54:01 PM
Dj

Who is Johnmark Blakley?

Someone from your college years?
(https://i.ibb.co/jtNL5jx/Screenshot-2025-07-10-at-22-02-26.png)
its the Doc Blakely he keeps telling us about
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: dj181 on July 13, 2025, 01:29:08 AM
Dj

Who is Johnmark Blakley?

Someone from your college years?
(https://i.ibb.co/jtNL5jx/Screenshot-2025-07-10-at-22-02-26.png)

Wow! Great summary! Especially that last paragraph

I am indeed a paradox

First meet him when I was 18 and he trained me on Nautilus

So maybe now these worthless shitstains will finally come to realize that the proof is in the pudding



Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: illuminati on July 13, 2025, 01:44:15 AM
This guy sounds great and comes cheap:


(https://i.postimg.cc/9MKyM0Nm/bhanks-law-ads.jpg)
(c) Skeletor


Hillarious  ;D
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: joswift on July 13, 2025, 02:22:43 AM
Wow! Great summary! Especially that last paragraph

I am indeed a paradox

First meet him when I was 18 and he trained me on Nautilus

So maybe now these worthless shitstains will finally come to realize that the proof is in the pudding
He now knows you are telling everyone here he was calling all the pros fags back in the day
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: dj181 on July 13, 2025, 04:25:09 AM
You!!!!!

You!!!!!!

Yes you!!!!!!

Can't tell a lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd wait for this child abusive POS outside and once he was within my presence I'd hit him so hard most likely knock him the fuxk out

Don't believe me? Come.to Moldova and you will very quickly find out😉

Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: Never1AShow on July 13, 2025, 11:37:37 AM
Settle down Dougie, it’s time for Mommy to give you your cookies and milk before bed.

Killer……🙄

Looks like somebody did to DJ what Hankins always claimed to have done with his pillow hands: "caved in his skull".  Seriously, looks dented, which explains things.
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: illuminati on July 13, 2025, 02:21:27 PM
And by the way to all who thinks I'm a pussy

Come to Moldova and let's meet in the ring

I promise you that I will try my goddamn best to gravely harm you

In fact if you come I will have my lawyer draw up 2 waivers one is that you can't press criminal assault charges on me and the other is that you can't sue me to cover your hospital bills after I severely harm you


Fuck off you pathetic Scrawny Little Mothers boy - You couldn't fight
your way out of a wet paper bag.

FFS now you're copying Bianca's nonsense - Come to Moldova  ::)
Who in there right mind would go there, Besides you're holed up
in you mum's basement hiding under her skirt. 
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: CalorieKing on July 13, 2025, 02:24:50 PM

Fuck off you pathetic Scrawny Little Mothers boy - You couldn't fight
your way out of a wet paper bag.

FFS now you're copying Bianca's nonsense - Come to Moldova  ::)
Who in there right mind would go there, Besides you're holed up
in you mum's basement hiding under her skirt.

"gravely" "waivers" hahahah "lawyer"  ahs 4 dollars to his name but has a lawyer
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAH
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: joswift on July 13, 2025, 02:30:11 PM
And by the way to all who thinks I'm a pussy

Come to Moldova and let's meet in the ring

I promise you that I will try my goddamn best to gravely harm you

In fact if you come I will have my lawyer draw up 2 waivers one is that you can't press criminal assault charges on me and the other is that you can't sue me to cover your hospital bills after I severely harm you

hahaha $4 to his fucking name
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: dj181 on July 13, 2025, 03:08:27 PM
"gravely" "waivers" hahahah "lawyer"  ahs 4 dollars to his name but has a lawyer
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAH

Mom always sends me money on request

Also my Russian psychiatrist is giving me free treatment as I am in a state of hypomania at the moment

Don't really want out of it as I enjoy being in this state

Truth be told many people help me I'm a pretty lucky dude with that
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: Sandrock on July 13, 2025, 04:23:26 PM
This guy sounds great and comes cheap:


(https://i.postimg.cc/9MKyM0Nm/bhanks-law-ads.jpg)
(c) Skeletor

Man that's great stuff.  Has Skeletor returned since "the snap"?  He is a top tier poster in spite of the fact that he is The Evil Lord of Destruction.
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: wes on July 13, 2025, 04:25:37 PM
WTF  ???
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: Sandrock on July 13, 2025, 04:28:52 PM
If Hankins and dj fought I would legit put money on Hankins.  Hanky would win his first fight ever.
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: CalorieKing on July 13, 2025, 04:42:12 PM
If Hankins and dj fought I would legit put money on Hankins.  Hanky would win his first fight ever.

hanky would destroy dj in 23 seconds
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: Sandrock on July 13, 2025, 04:48:15 PM
hanky would destroy dj in 23 seconds

Hanky would ragdoll the little shit
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: dj181 on July 13, 2025, 04:57:55 PM
hanky would destroy dj in 23 seconds

Nope

IMA take boxing lessons again and ima work on my punching power

I'd break his ribs with my body shots to that huge belly of his

Easy target

You shitstains have no fucking clue how actually hard that I punch

Polish coach flat out told me I hit very hard and if he was to train me to step in the ring he'd train me to fight as punches/boxer ie. Utilize my punching power 😉
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: CalorieKing on July 13, 2025, 05:30:11 PM
Nope

IMA take boxing lessons again and ima work on my punching power

I'd break his ribs with my body shots to that huge belly of his

Easy target

You shitstains have no fucking clue how actually hard that I punch

Polish coach flat out told me I hit very hard and if he was to train me to step in the ring he'd train me to fight as punches/boxer ie. Utilize my punching power 😉

simple,...hit the heavy bag on video like myself and Ro did
prove it you anorexic midget
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: delon on July 13, 2025, 05:51:17 PM
Man that's great stuff.  Has Skeletor returned since "the snap"?  He is a top tier poster in spite of the fact that he is The Evil Lord of Destruction.

Crediting was important as I don't want MyBaldLawyer coming after me for copyright infringement

Had a look and he has a post-apocalypse post but quiet since then, hopefully just on a business trip to Dubai, Moldova

Looking forward to the dj heavy bag video


Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: Bevo on July 13, 2025, 05:54:40 PM
Wow! Great summary! Especially that last paragraph

I am indeed a paradox

First meet him when I was 18 and he trained me on Nautilus

So maybe now these worthless shitstains will finally come to realize that the proof is in the pudding

Did he groom you into the dick shelving stud that you are now?
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: Never1AShow on July 13, 2025, 08:09:28 PM
Nope

IMA take boxing lessons again and ima work on my punching power

I'd break his ribs with my body shots to that huge belly of his

Easy target

You shitstains have no fucking clue how actually hard that I punch

Polish coach flat out told me I hit very hard and if he was to train me to step in the ring he'd train me to fight as punches/boxer ie. Utilize my punching power 😉

What part of you Polish "coach" did you polish?
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Post by: nobody in particular on July 13, 2025, 09:49:42 PM
people are saying bianca would ragdoll deej. I think we are all failing to see the bigger picture. Even if they did meet up (unlikely) if anything came of it, my money would be on the idea that they'd end up fucking.They're both definitely NOT GAY, but we know dj has posted about liking fucking 'women' in the dirt box, and we know bianca used to pay men to cornhole him, so no doubt after a quick negotiation there'd be sweet loving all night long, I mean DJ would be paid by bianca to tutor him.
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: dj181 on July 14, 2025, 06:39:09 AM
Just came across this

Should I do it?
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: joswift on July 14, 2025, 07:54:44 AM
Just came across this

Should I do it?
you probably cant afford a go on it
Title: Re: There's no swing clubs or pros in my city, and.....
Post by: IroNat on July 14, 2025, 08:07:01 AM
Just came across this

Should I do it?

How many rubles?

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