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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: 38 returns on July 15, 2025, 08:05:10 AM
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is according to his face 198lbs
this from the man who can't get under 200lbs
and he is claiming to have not lifted a weight in 9 months. So not a weight lifted since last October- for a man who dont lie...... he lies like fcuk
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Is he back?
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happily not
but he's put Facebook pcs up saying 'if you have to win call hankins' in a shit suit
he's not even started law school yet the fantasist
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is according to his face 198lbs
Medically impossible bro.
Medically. Fucking. Impossible.
Has to be kg
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happily not
but he's put Facebook pcs up saying 'if you have to win call hankins' in a shit suit
he's not even started law school yet the fantasist
Hahaha, I just looked. The fucker has never managed to tie a tie properly once. Also loving the no pocket square and massive sleeves approach. You can tell he gets those women's fillers under his eyes usually because he looks like the Crypt Keeper when they wear off. Either that or he's back on the ketamine and not sleeping for days on end.
If I 'absolutely have to win', the last person on Earth I'm calling is the guy with charges ranging from JKK drug abuse to drunk and disorderly and literally 'ruffling feathers' or whatever the hell it was.
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Hahaha, I just looked. The fucker has never managed to tie a tie properly once. Also loving the no pocket square and massive sleeves approach. You can tell he gets those women's fillers under his eyes usually because he looks like the Crypt Keeper when they wear off. Either that or he's back on the ketamine and not sleeping for days on end.
If I 'absolutely have to win', the last person on Earth I'm calling is the guy with charges ranging from JKK drug abuse to drunk and disorderly and literally 'ruffling feathers' or whatever the hell it was.
Photo for reference lol
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i=mc6UKDLyi3F3HqX1 .
Jason Blaha almost looks better in his stolen suit (he rented it to be married in, then never returned it).
Shirt looks like a lawyer's special, where they take the guy down to a budget clothier, and tell them to pick a shirt quickly so they don't look like a schlub in front of the judge. Jacket is probably ok, but so ill fitting. Hankins is a man meant to live in sweat pants, cargo shorts, and logo tees.
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Photo for reference lol
He’s got the Biden combover now instead of brushing it straight back.
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seems to have recovered from his 113 ailments
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but he hasnt lifted in 9 months
and yet on here claimed he was lifting
hes a fcuking fantasist - I believe nothing he told us other than he got left money.
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Photo for reference lol
He's got a turkey neck 🤣🤣🤣
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He's got a turkey neck 🤣🤣🤣
according to lyin brian that is a 19'' neck from years of sniffing other mens arses/ wrassling.
he's swimming in his suit too. haha. bullshitting fcuker
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My name is Brian and I am your lawyer.
At this time I am undefeated in law.
Maybe a new pic for his highway adverts.
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but he hasnt lifted in 9 months
and yet on here claimed he was lifting
hes a fcuking fantasist - I believe nothing he told us other than he got left money.
We are not there yet and things will always be a little wonky but I did actual barbell incline bench presses today
yep, lifting in March
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yep, lifting in March
It looks like the the surgeries caught up with him as they eventually would. Having a fake stomach and then getting an implant while ego lifting was a recipe for disaster.
But the legal dream is still alive so he knows he will get the last word.
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according to lyin brian that is a 19'' neck from years of sniffing other mens arses/ wrassling.
he's swimming in his suit too. haha. bullshitting fcuker
And his claim of having a legit 30 inch waist was total horseshit
First of all it wasn't a relaxed measurement he sucked it in with all is fucking might
Secondly it wasn't round the navel
Thirdly it was 31 fucking inches in his taped out photo 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What a fucking dipshit
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but he hasnt lifted in 9 months
and yet on here claimed he was lifting
hes a fcuking fantasist - I believe nothing he told us other than he got left money.
X 2
Fuck him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
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Photo for reference lol
Hmmm, I do not remember Brian having so much hair. Did he buy a toupee/rug at HairClub or get Bosley transplants?
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Hmmm, I do not remember Brian having so much hair. Did he buy a toupee/rug at HairClub or get Bosley transplants?
Held together with hairspray and a prayer. He found a comb over that works, but if you see a closer shot it's all hollow underneath.
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Held together with hairspray and a prayer. He found a comb over that works, but if you see a closer shot it's all hollow underneath.
Maybe he took a cue from the Donald. ;D
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Nice to see Prime back on the G&O, getting stuck in like the old days! Brian's bullshit is the glue that keeps us all together.
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Hmmm, I do not remember Brian having so much hair. Did he buy a toupee/rug at HairClub or get Bosley transplants?
(https://i.postimg.cc/cJgBy8dn/bhankhairproduct.gif)
(https://i.postimg.cc/NjL1mr9z/hankins-and-hankins-law-billboard.jpg)
Nice to see Prime back on the G&O, getting stuck in like the old days! Brian's bullshit is the glue that keeps us all together.
He wishes his hairpiece glue was as strong.
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Photo for reference lol
Oh brother, the weight loss is real. Looks like someone had to lower the dose.
Also getting the old turkey neck now, I see.
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Oh brother, the weight loss is real. Looks like someone had to lower the dose.
Also getting the old turkey neck now, I see.
I already pointed that out cheif
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.Jason Blaha almost looks better in his stolen suit (he rented it to be married in, then never returned it).
Someone I know bought a suit for a wedding, then carefully sewed the seal back on and returned it. No money spent!
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Someone I know bought a suit for a wedding, then carefully sewed the seal back on and returned it. No money spent!
Sounds like something a sneaky joooooo would do 🤣
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I already pointed that out cheif
people are only skim reading your posts if at all dip shit
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Photo for reference lol
What 'look' is he trying to pull off here?
Puzzled? Perplexed? Constipated? Anxious? Nervous? Guilty?
Wtf on earth is this picture supposed to convey?
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Someone I know bought a suit for a wedding, then carefully sewed the seal back on and returned it. No money spent!
Ha, Blaha just used his wife's credit card, poor girl didn't know for years till she saw a credit report mentioning it.
It was a fad to wear hats and other things with all the tags still attached here in the States, made for some funny interactions.
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What 'look' is he trying to pull off here?
Puzzled? Perplexed? Constipated? Anxious? Nervous? Guilty?
Wtf on earth is this picture supposed to convey?
It is supposed to convey confidence, competence, dominance. "Alpha-maleness"
What, you dont buy it? ;D
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people are only skim reading your posts if at all dip shit
Skimming is a stretch...ive learned to go right past them
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Brian Hankins Rises Like a Phoenix (On GetBig.com)
The Iron Resurrection Chronicles
Beneath locked threads and mod-whispered bans,
Where avatars fade like tren from hands,
Where reps were won, and souls were flamed—
He stirs once more, unbanned, unnamed.
A glitch.
A post.
A thread revived.
Brian Hankins — back. Alive.
No burner account. No alias fake.
No sock puppet. No natty snake.
Rising like a phoenix, wings of fire,
He logs in clean with pure desire.
“Still natty. Still alpha. Still better than you.”
The forum blinks—could it be true?
Shizzo cries from a bench in the void,
“Brother Hankins! I was never paranoid!”
He posts ten vids, does a half pull-up,
Then speaks in tongues about filling cups.
240isback appears on cue,
Whispers, “Life is pain, but pain is true.”
He links a paper, then vanishes again—
Back to thinking about T-nation sin.
Vince Goodrum releases a statement, bold:
“I have no beef, but Hankins is cold.
If he steps to me, he best be clean—
No fake natty, no injectable lean.”
Then links a press kit, and three domain names,
And challenges Hankins to legal games.
But Hankins grins, just one reply:
“You wrote a book no one will buy.”
Thread explodes. Mods lose control.
GetBig burns with protein soul.
Funk51 drops in with studies from Mars,
Citing clenbuterol found in prison bars.
“Studies show Hankins can’t be beat,
His muscle density defies elite.”
The trolls regroup. They post old memes.
They quote old bans, revive old schemes.
But Hankins deadlifts every lie—
He’s recomped truth, and bulked sky high.
He calls out whey shills, flexes past mods,
Mocks sponsored links and fake mirage gods.
No IG clout, no TikTok fame,
Just chalk-stained hands and iron flame.
So hail the king, whose flame won’t dim—
From permaban’s pit, they couldn’t end him.
With GH15 shaking in chem-sweat fear,
And Vince still typing press kits near—
This tale is inked in BCAA blood,
In mod tears, and a natty flood.
For from GetBig’s broken thread of dread…
Brian Hankins rose from the dead.
⸻
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Photo for reference lol
That's a 19" neck? LOL
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"Alright Brian, give us your best silent rendition of a down on his luck, alcoholic detective who just found out his wife is sleeping with her boss"
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/py_wUSRmglA/hq720.jpg?sqp=-oaymwE7CK4FEIIDSFryq4qpAy0IARUAAAAAGAElAADIQj0AgKJD8AEB-AH-CYAC0AWKAgwIABABGHIgTChEMA8=&rs=AOn4CLCnVCG9aGOzhqE9YSb9oFk4eWtijA).
"Say no more!"
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=700041.0;attach=1565740;image).
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Brian Hankins Rises Like a Phoenix (On GetBig.com)
The Iron Resurrection Chronicles
Beneath locked threads and mod-whispered bans,
Where avatars fade like tren from hands,
Where reps were won, and souls were flamed—
He stirs once more, unbanned, unnamed.
A glitch.
A post.
A thread revived.
Brian Hankins — back. Alive.
No burner account. No alias fake.
No sock puppet. No natty snake.
Rising like a phoenix, wings of fire,
He logs in clean with pure desire.
“Still natty. Still alpha. Still better than you.”
The forum blinks—could it be true?
Shizzo cries from a bench in the void,
“Brother Hankins! I was never paranoid!”
He posts ten vids, does a half pull-up,
Then speaks in tongues about filling cups.
240isback appears on cue,
Whispers, “Life is pain, but pain is true.”
He links a paper, then vanishes again—
Back to thinking about T-nation sin.
Vince Goodrum releases a statement, bold:
“I have no beef, but Hankins is cold.
If he steps to me, he best be clean—
No fake natty, no injectable lean.”
Then links a press kit, and three domain names,
And challenges Hankins to legal games.
But Hankins grins, just one reply:
“You wrote a book no one will buy.”
Thread explodes. Mods lose control.
GetBig burns with protein soul.
Funk51 drops in with studies from Mars,
Citing clenbuterol found in prison bars.
“Studies show Hankins can’t be beat,
His muscle density defies elite.”
The trolls regroup. They post old memes.
They quote old bans, revive old schemes.
But Hankins deadlifts every lie—
He’s recomped truth, and bulked sky high.
He calls out whey shills, flexes past mods,
Mocks sponsored links and fake mirage gods.
No IG clout, no TikTok fame,
Just chalk-stained hands and iron flame.
So hail the king, whose flame won’t dim—
From permaban’s pit, they couldn’t end him.
With GH15 shaking in chem-sweat fear,
And Vince still typing press kits near—
This tale is inked in BCAA blood,
In mod tears, and a natty flood.
For from GetBig’s broken thread of dread…
Brian Hankins rose from the dead.
⸻
Brilliant!
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things are worse for blaha than bianca - would you believe he recently launched an onlyfans? Apparently did full nudity going for the g4p crowd and was helicoptering his semi flaccid micropeen around and ended up bringing in something like $150 in grand fucking total, now even bringing up the topic results in instaban.. And to certain posters here - don't PM me I don't have the pics/vids nor will I source them.
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What 'look' is he trying to pull off here?
Puzzled? Perplexed? Constipated? Anxious? Nervous? Guilty?
Wtf on earth is this picture supposed to convey?
Employed
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Employed
One look at that picture. And you can tell this person is abusing amphetamines. And is not sleeping at night. He is absolutely fried in that pic
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One look at that picture. And you can tell this person is abusing amphetamines. And is not sleeping at night. He is absolutely fried in that pic
This.
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One look at that picture. And you can tell this person is abusing amphetamines. And is not sleeping at night. He is absolutely fried in that pic
He could just be retarded.
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You think I really care if someone reads my posts?
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
I could care fuckking less
I post for.my own enjoyment amusement and nothing more
And STFU trying to speak for other people the only one you can speak for is yourself shit for brains
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Maybe he took a cue from the Donald. ;D
He should have just gotten plugs like Biden huh?? lol. Biden was bald 30 years ago and somehow miraculously regrew it???
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Nice weave fam
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(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=700041.0;attach=1565740;image)
What a fucking dorky looking dweeb!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ;D