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Title: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: IroNat on August 09, 2025, 06:31:22 PM
 :o

Nelly Furtado, 47, rocks ruffled hotpants and quirky boots at Boardmasters Festival in Cornwall

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14986183/Nelly-Furtado-47-puts-leggy-display-ruffled-hotpants-Boardmasters-Festival-Cornwall.html

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/08/09/23/101073651-14986183-image-a-52_1754778251759.jpg)
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: tacobender on August 09, 2025, 06:32:18 PM
She’s 8 weeks out
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: njflex on August 09, 2025, 06:33:53 PM
Lunch trey brewers sister
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Henda on August 09, 2025, 06:38:16 PM
Disgusting fat pig
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Hulkotron on August 09, 2025, 06:39:12 PM
That's a bit much.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: CalorieKing on August 09, 2025, 06:40:25 PM
Disgusting fat pig

100% , used to be so hot
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: DanzigBrah on August 09, 2025, 06:47:48 PM
That bird is too fat to fly
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Henda on August 09, 2025, 07:14:22 PM
100% , used to be so hot

She was mate, why the fuck she did that to herself I’ll never understand
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Lartinos on August 09, 2025, 07:15:24 PM
She’s got Sanford .. and Son back there.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: old_lifter on August 09, 2025, 07:46:55 PM
Cover that shit up, we shouldn’t be subjected to these obese slobs
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Skeletor on August 09, 2025, 09:02:59 PM
Right up Kwon's alley?
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: AbrahamG on August 09, 2025, 09:15:00 PM
A fat bitch without tits.  Nothing worse except a fat bitch without tits who smokes.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Flexacon on August 09, 2025, 10:13:35 PM
I'm not into fat chicks, but I'd be all over that.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on August 09, 2025, 10:57:49 PM
She seems to be proud having become so groteskly fat, and she's only 47. Imagine what she will look like in ten years

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/08/09/20/101071851-0-image-a-3_1754769422899.jpg)
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: galain on August 09, 2025, 10:58:44 PM
i'm not sure I'd say she's 'rocking' anything.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: rick doot on August 10, 2025, 12:03:35 AM
i'm not sure I'd say she's 'rocking' anything.

The foundations of the stage.

Big dumper of peace.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 10, 2025, 12:11:38 AM
Why is it so hard for people to not stuff their faces with food?
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Rambone on August 10, 2025, 03:55:05 AM
Would love to see Furtado and Carano in a BBW faceoff! Just str8 up scissoring covered in baby oil
#flylikeabird #eatlikeahorse
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: funk51 on August 10, 2025, 04:28:21 AM
 What's her squat ?  ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: MAXX on August 10, 2025, 04:32:59 AM
that's not curvy that's just plain fat

and that stretched skin will not bounce back in a good way if she drops all that lard
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on August 10, 2025, 04:40:15 AM
She must have a black feeder boyfriend. Who else could like such a deformed body?
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: joswift on August 10, 2025, 06:35:16 AM
(https://imgix.bustle.com/wmag/2017/04/04/58e3b577d044814851cb167e_GettyImages-105707951_master.jpg?w=760&h=1250&fit=crop&crop=faces)


gross greedy fucking pig
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on August 10, 2025, 07:09:29 AM
 :-X   :-X
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: King Shizzo on August 10, 2025, 10:22:26 AM
i'm not sure I'd say she's 'rocking' anything.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: IroNat on August 10, 2025, 10:24:30 AM
(https://imgix.bustle.com/wmag/2017/04/04/58e3b577d044814851cb167e_GettyImages-105707951_master.jpg?w=760&h=1250&fit=crop&crop=faces)


gross greedy fucking pig

Glands.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Henda on August 10, 2025, 10:29:11 AM
Looks a bit like that horrible fat darkie lizzo at first glance
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Phantom Spunker on August 10, 2025, 10:35:42 AM
Oof, I must admit, I do love a fat ethnic. At least she's just giant and smooth all over like an over-stuffed sausage; not like some pasty-white Brit tart with bingo wings and a beach-ball stomach. I wouldn't go to dinner with her but I would sneak into the fat pig's hotel room late at night.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: King Shizzo on August 10, 2025, 10:37:40 AM
Looks a bit like that horrible fat darkie lizzo at first glance
I read that fast....phew
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: oldschoolfan on August 10, 2025, 11:50:43 AM
:o

Nelly Furtado, 47, rocks ruffled hotpants and quirky boots at Boardmasters Festival in Cornwall

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14986183/Nelly-Furtado-47-puts-leggy-display-ruffled-hotpants-Boardmasters-Festival-Cornwall.html

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/08/09/23/101073651-14986183-image-a-52_1754778251759.jpg)


omg she looks terrible  she must really need money if she shows up looking like that
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Rambone on August 10, 2025, 11:54:08 AM
Smelly Fur-turd-doodoo
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Flexacon on August 10, 2025, 11:56:31 AM
Looks a bit like that horrible fat darkie lizzo at first glance

So at second glance, it's a yes?
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Henda on August 10, 2025, 12:46:40 PM
So at second glance, it's a yes?

Haha even if I could muster up the desire I doubt my cocks big enough to do owt with that fat cunt too much blubber to penetrate
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: hardgainerj on August 10, 2025, 02:19:20 PM
:o

Nelly Furtado, 47, rocks ruffled hotpants and quirky boots at Boardmasters Festival in Cornwall

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14986183/Nelly-Furtado-47-puts-leggy-display-ruffled-hotpants-Boardmasters-Festival-Cornwall.html

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/08/09/23/101073651-14986183-image-a-52_1754778251759.jpg)
it would be amazing penetrating her at that size
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: dj181 on August 10, 2025, 02:35:53 PM
She’s got Sanford and Son back there..

Hahahahaha

Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: deadz on August 10, 2025, 02:44:37 PM
I would hose her down, throw some baby powder on her croth and get to work.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Sandrock on August 10, 2025, 08:12:40 PM
She went full fattardo
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: tacobender on August 10, 2025, 09:01:53 PM
She went full fattardo
it was her and carano that fought over my warm churro
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on August 10, 2025, 10:09:42 PM
She is midget sized 5 ft 2 or 158 cm
Years ago she looked normal

(https://i2.wp.com/lh5.googleusercontent.com/-hGxzf0ZF7Zg/U92pOq0FbKI/AAAAAAAABJ8/qQipyMjdu7E/w500/nelly-furtado-at-the-beach-in-a-bikini-01.jpg)

Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: obsidian on August 11, 2025, 12:43:27 AM
I had to look up her younger photos. Yes, she became a train wreck. Aging sucks!

(https://wwd.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/NellyFurtado-2001.jpg?w=621)
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: obsidian on August 11, 2025, 12:44:33 AM
:-X   :-X
I did not see this earlier. Wow that almost looks impossible. Oh well, if she's happy with herself who cares?
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: falco on August 11, 2025, 01:35:54 AM
Taking into account she is fat, her legs look "good", as in no visible cellulite.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Kwon on August 11, 2025, 02:40:23 AM
Right up Kwon's alley?

YES!

(https://i.redd.it/luw8evv98dic1.gif)

(https://i.redd.it/6syp1vgxl7sb1.gif)

(https://i.redd.it/76gc1o7snutc1.gif)

(https://preview.redd.it/nelly-furtado-45-v0-zp8zh9jsbb7d1.jpeg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=5c146dd819a2fca6bf92cf1ed749d1b5ce950626)
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: wes on August 11, 2025, 03:45:07 AM
Holy shit,she hit the wall hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111   :(
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: unwieldy on August 11, 2025, 03:58:39 AM
:-X   :-X
She went from a nearly perfect specimen to a full-on land-whale. Brutal.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 11, 2025, 07:41:00 AM
I had to look up her younger photos. Yes, she became a train wreck. Aging sucks!

(https://wwd.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/NellyFurtado-2001.jpg?w=621)
Aging plus a 5000/day calorie diet.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Rambone on August 11, 2025, 07:42:02 AM
Holy shit,she hit the buffet hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111   :(

Fixed!
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: falco on August 11, 2025, 07:48:49 AM
YES!

(https://i.redd.it/6syp1vgxl7sb1.gif)


Notice the two abominations at the end of the gif..

(https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExaW92OXR0em0xNDc2amY3dWp3cTFrbnZ1azJpZ2x4MjZ5M2oyNDVtNiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/EiCQzmzE5HLaw/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 11, 2025, 07:50:13 AM
^^^ Joy Reid needed the work.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Hulkotron on August 11, 2025, 07:50:29 AM
Looks great in the three-dimensional Kwon gif above, took it a bit too far.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 11, 2025, 07:52:05 AM
Looks great in the three-dimensional Kwon gif above, took it a bit too far.
I'm sure she isn't done yet.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on August 11, 2025, 07:59:21 AM
Ticket buyers to her concerts should be compensated and receive mental care for the trauma
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: rick doot on August 11, 2025, 08:11:01 AM
I'm like a turd, I always flush away...
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Rambone on August 11, 2025, 09:08:13 AM
What would she do for a Klondike bar  ???
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: oldschoolfan on August 11, 2025, 10:03:47 AM
i would sit on this fat whores face and go

" your on a  ass eating  diet you fat whore theres less calories in there now eat up "
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Kwon on August 11, 2025, 04:25:50 PM
She's not as Thicc as these

Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: tom joad on August 11, 2025, 04:32:19 PM
maybe she doesn’t train for cuts?
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Methyl m1ke on August 11, 2025, 05:54:18 PM
She was always a fatty disguised as a cute skinny woman with perky tits. They aint so perky no more. Did she have kids or something?
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Rambone on August 11, 2025, 05:59:33 PM
maybe she doesn’t train for cuts?

No high reps?
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 12, 2025, 12:26:53 AM
She was always a fatty disguised as a cute skinny woman with perky tits. They aint so perky no more. Did she have kids or something?
No, she just eats like a pregnant woman.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: oldschoolfan on August 12, 2025, 09:40:34 AM
Ticket buyers to her concerts should be compensated and receive mental care for the trauma

i know madonna is a skank now but at least she stayed in shape for most of her career  janet jackson as well.  sade was smokin for many years
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Donny on August 12, 2025, 09:43:47 AM
i know madonna is a skank now but at least she stayed in shape for most of her career  janet jackson as well.  sade was smokin for many years
Madonna has a wrecked body & is a drug addict. do your research
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 13, 2025, 07:45:23 AM
Madonna has a wrecked body & is a drug addict. do your research
Definitely vitamin D deficient as well.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Methyl m1ke on August 13, 2025, 10:27:20 AM
Haha even if I could muster up the desire I doubt my cocks big enough to do owt with that fat cunt too much blubber to penetrate

We really need a way to gauge her flexibility before deciding
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Phantom Spunker on August 27, 2025, 10:52:19 AM
Fuck me, this fat bastard is not playing around this off-season. She's cultivating some serious mass.


(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/08/25/08/101516849-15030981-image-a-3_1756107159247.jpg)

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/08/25/08/101516855-15030981-image-a-15_1756108586569.jpg)
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Rambone on August 27, 2025, 11:26:32 AM
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/8b4c980e0daa123d17212928e023dd14/2530bc7afcde4e77-20/s540x810/dfe934e41c9080398cb25f74f659733b709768c6.gifv)

Phantom Spunker from the orchestra row
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Rambone on August 27, 2025, 11:27:33 AM
Who had a better offseason, Nick Walker or Nelly Furtado?
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Phantom Spunker on August 27, 2025, 11:35:57 AM
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/8b4c980e0daa123d17212928e023dd14/2530bc7afcde4e77-20/s540x810/dfe934e41c9080398cb25f74f659733b709768c6.gifv)

Phantom Spunker from the orchestra row

Haha, I'd be firing blanks from my pink snub-nose. This fucking pig has awakened some sort of primal beast in me. Currently googling fat Mexicans with SafeSearch turned off.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Skeletor on August 27, 2025, 11:38:51 AM
Fuck me, this fat bastard is not playing around this off-season. She's cultivating some serious mass.


(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/08/25/08/101516849-15030981-image-a-3_1756107159247.jpg)

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/08/25/08/101516855-15030981-image-a-15_1756108586569.jpg)

Where does she rank on kwon's scale?
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: joswift on August 27, 2025, 11:41:46 AM
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/08/25/08/101516855-15030981-image-a-15_1756108586569.jpg)

is she farting into the mic?
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Rambone on August 27, 2025, 12:38:31 PM
Haha, I'd be firing blanks from my pink snub-nose. This fucking pig has awakened some sort of primal beast in me. Currently googling fat Mexicans with SafeSearch turned off.

Lmao!!!!
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: dj181 on August 27, 2025, 12:45:11 PM
Haha, I'd be firing blanks from my pink snub-nose. This fucking pig has awakened some sort of primal beast in me. Currently googling fat Mexicans with SafeSearch turned off.

Hahahahaha

So no hard body hooks for her?
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Rambone on August 27, 2025, 12:50:32 PM
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/08/25/08/101516855-15030981-image-a-15_1756108586569.jpg)

is she farting into the mic?

Would pay good money for the sights, sounds and the smells. Gotta make sure it’s some place small and intimate, not some open-air stadium to lock in all of the flavors.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Phantom Spunker on August 27, 2025, 01:00:40 PM
Hahahahaha

So no hard body hooks for her?

Only if I accidentally got her pregnant!
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: dj181 on August 27, 2025, 01:43:52 PM
Only if I accidentally got her pregnant!

Hahahahaha

Just saw sweet little kitty cats for sale so I will buy one soon

Yeah I want to have a godly love affair with a lioness and ber cubbies but I would need to know her and raise her from cubhood

A friend of mine is taking care of a stray cat and I love him for that

This was a really nice tune BTW



Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Flexacon on August 27, 2025, 01:47:38 PM
Fuck me, this fat bastard is not playing around this off-season. She's cultivating some serious mass.

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/08/25/08/101516855-15030981-image-a-15_1756108586569.jpg)

I thought that was king kamali for a second. Can't unsee it now  :'(
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Rambone on August 27, 2025, 02:09:01 PM
Can’t tell if she’s winking, having a stroke or has Bell’s palsy JR style. Bah gawd!
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: dj181 on August 27, 2025, 02:13:07 PM
What's this dumb bitch weigh?
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: pamith on August 27, 2025, 02:28:22 PM
Disgusting fat pig
Lmfao!
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: joswift on August 27, 2025, 02:35:45 PM
What's this dumb bitch weigh?
not sure but im sure she could eat you in one sitting
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: delon on August 28, 2025, 01:42:27 AM
Fuck me, this fat bastard is not playing around this off-season. She's cultivating some serious mass.

Haha, I'd be firing blanks from my pink snub-nose. This fucking pig has awakened some sort of primal beast in me. Currently googling fat Mexicans with SafeSearch turned off.

 ;D ;D ;D

The fact her face hasnt gained much fat (relatively) and sort of kept its structure helps the look and I think is in part leading to some of the conflicted nature of the replies in this thread

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/08/09/23/101073651-14986183-image-a-52_1754778251759.jpg)


Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: gib on August 28, 2025, 02:06:20 AM
That is disguisting. Didn't she used to be hot?
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Kwon on August 28, 2025, 07:03:10 AM
That is disguisting. Didn't she used to be hot?

She was cute before, but then she TURNED HOT in the past few years!
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: IroNat on August 28, 2025, 08:04:02 AM
She was cute before, but then she TURNED HOT in the past few years!

(https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZTNxMmJtcnp0bjlvdWszOXdrZnpnaWptMGk1YmN2cmtsdHpydGgybyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/qpZjIVrzr0Q6I/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 28, 2025, 08:49:35 AM
She was cute before, but then she TURNED HOT in the past few years!
FAT not hot.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Kwon on August 28, 2025, 08:51:30 AM
Hotter than EVER today!

Observe the Thiccness Evolution during the Years!

Timeline added here


(https://i.redd.it/ossth98ik9sc1.jpeg)
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 28, 2025, 08:53:46 AM
^^^2006 was her best year.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Kwon on August 28, 2025, 08:54:31 AM
THICC!

Doesnt get any better than this!

Team 2010 and onwards!

(https://preview.redd.it/so-beautiful-v0-etw9s5za1jjf1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=c416a7cf92615b191fbe7ca2a512727f6c5bd939)
(https://preview.redd.it/so-beautiful-v0-scw0823b1jjf1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=5001071be851679f118ec4b7dd6ba3474e00a22f)
(https://preview.redd.it/nelly-furtado-lq-today-show-07-11-2024-v0-chpf8at4g27f1.jpeg?width=320&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=df3405462df72f755b06772ed92ecd15539235ff)

MOVIE (https://packaged-media.redd.it/q588h6ggg9ze1/pb/m2-res_1920p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1756411200&s=420d62c40b4ccfe934e738eb467fcf548ef01ffa)
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Kwon on August 28, 2025, 08:57:36 AM
NELLYCLIP 1 (https://packaged-media.redd.it/zl4hjaix09ue1/pb/m2-res_1920p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1756411200&s=9b41f322b4e01eb894ae0addd840036a44ddbdd2)
(https://preview.redd.it/nelly-furtado-performing-at-gurtenfestival-20-7-2024-v0-aguokg837vdd1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=c12533c66326ac6d20eb171cfdcf7bf5fca37828)
(https://i.redd.it/nelly-furtado-v0-p9e6i8ptf7gc1.gif?format=png8&s=632c92d64cad53308896bc753fb8cd3973d7f00f)
(https://preview.redd.it/nelly-furtado-performing-at-gurtenfestival-20-7-2024-v0-npu199f57vdd1.jpg?width=320&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=63be8838be0721005e716b079b10dd07b73682ae)

NELLYCLIP 2 (https://packaged-media.redd.it/msb1a91pogge1/pb/m2-res_640p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1756400400&s=549584f728579203235d5034442b88fb1153957e)

Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: AbrahamG on August 28, 2025, 10:39:31 PM
She was cute before, but then she TURNED HOT in the past few years!

My fuckin man!
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: unwieldy on August 31, 2025, 01:43:43 AM
Who had a better offseason, Nick Walker or Nelly Furtado?
Nelly, not even close. Can't wait to see her glorious gains to be revealed after shredding down to 240
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: unwieldy on August 31, 2025, 01:46:15 AM
NELLYCLIP 1 (https://packaged-media.redd.it/zl4hjaix09ue1/pb/m2-res_1920p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1756411200&s=9b41f322b4e01eb894ae0addd840036a44ddbdd2)
(https://preview.redd.it/nelly-furtado-performing-at-gurtenfestival-20-7-2024-v0-aguokg837vdd1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=c12533c66326ac6d20eb171cfdcf7bf5fca37828)
(https://i.redd.it/nelly-furtado-v0-p9e6i8ptf7gc1.gif?format=png8&s=632c92d64cad53308896bc753fb8cd3973d7f00f)
(https://preview.redd.it/nelly-furtado-performing-at-gurtenfestival-20-7-2024-v0-npu199f57vdd1.jpg?width=320&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=63be8838be0721005e716b079b10dd07b73682ae)

NELLYCLIP 2 (https://packaged-media.redd.it/msb1a91pogge1/pb/m2-res_640p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1756400400&s=549584f728579203235d5034442b88fb1153957e)
I feel this may have been her peak. What year was this?
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Methyl m1ke on August 31, 2025, 02:31:00 AM
Just fuck a real cow ffs
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Taffin on August 31, 2025, 04:15:59 AM
Got here late - had no idea who this was so ignored thread until now - my mistake LOL

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A fat bitch without tits.  Nothing worse except a fat bitch without tits who smokes.

How about a fat bitch without tits who smokes who has a super hairy minge?  I'm talking a real greasy fur burger sort of thing


i'm not sure I'd say she's 'rocking' anything.

Yeah, more 'wobbling' than rocking


I had to look up her younger photos. Yes, she became a train wreck. Aging sucks!

So do fat girls.  They'll do anything you tell them to due to their low self esteem


Haha, I'd be firing blanks from my pink snub-nose. This fucking pig has awakened some sort of primal beast in me. Currently googling fat Mexicans with SafeSearch turned off.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Mexicana/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/Mexicana/)


FAT not hot.

Fot.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Humble Narcissist on September 01, 2025, 07:48:28 AM
Got here late - had no idea who this was so ignored thread until now - my mistake LOL

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How about a fat bitch without tits who smokes who has a super hairy minge?  I'm talking a real greasy fur burger sort of thing


Yeah, more 'wobbling' than rocking


So do fat girls.  They'll do anything you tell them to due to their low self esteem


https://www.reddit.com/r/Mexicana/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/Mexicana/)


Fot.
Fot is a good term.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: gib on September 01, 2025, 11:27:28 AM
I feel this may have been her peak. What year was this?

That would have to be one of the largest and longest camelstoes I have ever seen. One could fit a horse in that thing...
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: tacobender on September 01, 2025, 11:44:12 PM
She prob has a fat fucking 🥧 I’m sure even that shakes too
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: unwieldy on September 01, 2025, 11:52:24 PM
That would have to be one of the largest and longest camelstoes I have ever seen. One could fit a horse in that thing...
I looked up some facts and wondered if you would reconsider your statement :-D

Veterinary and animal reproduction literature reports measurements for stallion penis (erect) girth/circumference, though values vary by breed and study. Typical reported erect circumference (girth) for adult stallions is roughly 25–40 cm (10–16 in), with larger draft breeds toward the upper end and smaller breeds/ponies toward the lower end.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Kwon on September 02, 2025, 07:16:40 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/dwPKrxrn/Furta.jpg)
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Kwon on September 02, 2025, 07:18:01 AM
I feel this may have been her peak. What year was this?

Last year i think.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: AbrahamG on September 02, 2025, 08:20:32 PM
Got here late - had no idea who this was so ignored thread until now - my mistake LOL

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How about a fat bitch without tits who smokes who has a super hairy minge?  I'm talking a real greasy fur burger sort of thing


Yeah, more 'wobbling' than rocking


So do fat girls.  They'll do anything you tell them to due to their low self esteem


https://www.reddit.com/r/Mexicana/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/Mexicana/)


Fot.

Firing squad.  Bullets not cocks. 
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Rambone on September 22, 2025, 06:58:38 AM


Nelly is spilling over here. Fly like a bird. Eat like an elephant.







Kwon approved WOOOOOOOOOOOssssshhhhhhh hh
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: joswift on September 22, 2025, 07:13:05 AM


Nelly is spilling over here. Fly like a bird. Eat like an elephant.







Kwon approved WOOOOOOOOOOOssssshhhhhhh hh

Elon Musk couldnt get her off the ground
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on September 22, 2025, 07:41:10 AM
sad that she turned into such a fat slob.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Flexacon on September 22, 2025, 07:56:39 AM
sad that she turned into such a fat slob.


If I was married to her 20 years ago and she got fat like that then I'd be pissed, but as an impartial observer let's say she's "quite interesting" as a perma bulker.

Would definitely keep her in the rotation.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: falco on September 22, 2025, 08:02:33 AM


Nelly is spilling over here. Fly like a bird. Eat like an elephant.


And i thought my woman has some junk in the trunk..
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Humble Narcissist on September 22, 2025, 08:35:39 AM
And i thought my woman has some junk in the trunk..
Nelly just has a much bigger trunk for the junk.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: joswift on September 22, 2025, 09:27:39 AM
shes not got long before she "folds over" with spare tyres

Shes at max stretch now, any more and she will Lizzo
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Rambone on September 22, 2025, 09:37:29 AM
shes not got long before she "folds over" with spare tyres

Shes at max stretch now, any more and she will Lizzo

At “max stretch” lmao!
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Kwon on September 22, 2025, 01:41:55 PM


Nelly is spilling over here. Fly like a bird. Eat like an elephant.







Kwon approved WOOOOOOOOOOOssssshhhhhhh hh

DAMN


She is even thicker in that clip than ever before!



Id prefer if she stayed at this shape in this gif though and not more than that


(https://i.redd.it/nelly-furtado-v0-p9e6i8ptf7gc1.gif?format=png8&s=632c92d64cad53308896bc753fb8cd3973d7f00f)
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: tacobender on September 22, 2025, 02:19:14 PM
I’d still lick her from her pie all the way to her cigar burn
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: oldschoolfan on September 22, 2025, 02:28:08 PM
I’d still lick her from her pie all the way to her cigar burn

If you did that
That whore better return the favor and toss your taco salad 🥗

And while she’s doing that you can have man eater blasting in the background with a shit eating grin on your face
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: IroNat on September 22, 2025, 04:17:48 PM
Ozempic was invented for Nellie.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Bevo on September 22, 2025, 04:30:08 PM
I love Nelly Furtaco
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Kwon on September 22, 2025, 05:30:10 PM
Smelly FurTaco

Furry NelTaco
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Humble Narcissist on September 23, 2025, 08:31:35 AM
I’d still lick her from her pie all the way to her cigar burn
Furtado furburger.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Krankenstein on September 23, 2025, 08:45:26 AM
I’d still lick her from her pie all the way to her cigar burn

HA HA....I learn new terms every day.

Adding to the list:

balloon knot
pink / chocolate starfish
brown fruit loop
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: falco on September 23, 2025, 08:55:59 AM
It is my belief that a lot of training and cosmetic procedures go on on her, for that look. Average portuguese women don't look like that when obese. She must be very friendly with liposuction from her tummy to her butt. Abdominoplasty and such.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Pet shop boys on September 25, 2025, 07:52:27 AM
is that her AI version?




WooooSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: tacobender on September 25, 2025, 12:21:33 PM
If you did that
That whore better return the favor and toss your taco salad 🥗

And while she’s doing that you can have man eater blasting in the background with a shit eating grin on your face
after I’m done spraying my love down her face. She is more than welcome to go ahead and suck the bean out of my asshole.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Methyl m1ke on September 25, 2025, 02:46:06 PM


Nelly is spilling over here. Fly like a bird. Eat like an elephant.







Kwon approved WOOOOOOOOOOOssssshhhhhhh hh

People pay money to see and hear that? The world has lost its mind.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: tacobender on September 25, 2025, 10:07:08 PM
People pay money to see and hear that? The world has lost its mind.
like royalty
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: AbrahamG on September 25, 2025, 10:33:11 PM
My cock hasn't been this hard in months.  Thanks Nellie!
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Kwon on September 26, 2025, 03:27:38 AM
THANKS NELLIE FURTACO!
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Humble Narcissist on September 26, 2025, 08:54:26 AM
THANKS NELLIE FURTACO!
Any hot sauce with that?
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: MAXX on September 26, 2025, 09:38:31 AM
Nellie Fat-tard-o
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Taffin on September 26, 2025, 10:21:12 AM
It is my belief that a lot of training and cosmetic procedures go on on her, for that look. Average portuguese women don't look like that when obese. She must be very friendly with liposuction from her tummy to her butt. Abdominoplasty and such.

Got any pics?  Asking for a friend