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Title: bhank timeline
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on August 15, 2025, 11:01:48 AM
please add info

1977:
Born
Named "the devil"

1989:
Becomes a humanitarian. Fights tirelessly to campaign for child rights after being made to work at Vail Ski Resort without being adequately compensated. Is formally invited to address the United Nations General Assembly after they adopt the Convention on the Rights of the Child.
While there, in a shocking display of learned behavior, Brian follows in his father’s footsteps and shoves his nose up his secretary’s fanny and takes a huge whiff. In this instance, the secretary happens to be Audrey Hepburn and Brian accomplishes the one and only cool thing he will ever do.

1990:
Becomes an absolute steely-eyed killer. Starts manhandling heavyweight wrestlers on the mat and slamming kids on their heads in competitions. Also blitzes the cross-country records at school and becomes a national-level runner. Hasn't yet realized that he can't outrun his homosexual tendencies and cowardly nature.

2001:
Paid off a house in cash
Paid off a Porsche in cash
Had at least 100,000 in the bank

2003:
he only had $500 cash - info from delon

2008, May:
Fights Chris Snydor - loses

2010:
his dad dies. He inherits millions.

April 2015
Cussed out judges before Mr Maui contest, accuses them of bias after placing last

April 2019
Rocky the serval disappears

2020:
Diagnosed with Chrohns disease.

November 2020
Arrested

2021:
Not allowed to leave his state

February 2021
Arrested

March 2021
Arrested

July 2022
Worked a week and a half at Lowe's

July 2023
Failed "world record" "strict curl"

2024, November:
LSAT second attempt

2024, November:
$20,000 for failed pec surgery

2025:
- kicked out of law school
- sells the kitty hawk mansion
Title: Re: bhank timeline
Post by: joswift on August 15, 2025, 11:04:18 AM
2026 after a year of dialysis he passes away with his family gathered around miles away from him.
Title: Re: bhank timeline
Post by: CalorieKing on August 15, 2025, 11:10:20 AM
2026 after a year of dialysis he passes away with his family gathered around miles away from him.

ahhahah miles away hahahahha
Title: Re: bhank timeline
Post by: Lartinos on August 15, 2025, 12:07:34 PM
What year was he kicked out the military? I’m noticing a trend of him getting kicked out of places. I wonder how he got fired from his stock broker job, but he will never say.
Title: Re: bhank timeline
Post by: wes on August 15, 2025, 12:49:54 PM



Swiss Alps Of Peace
Title: Re: bhank timeline
Post by: Skeletor on August 15, 2025, 01:08:35 PM

May 2011
"I am 33 and have been the same size since college" 225 lbs
"Already over a gram, maybe as high as 1500, average a 3cc shot or two a week of deca/test"


January 2015

"April will be my first show I will be a heavy and I will place top 3 and I will pos a link to the entire prejudging video and you can bank on that"


April 2015
Cussed out judges before Mr Maui contest, accuses them of bias after placing last


April 2019
Rocky the serval disappears


November 2020
Arrested


February 2021
Arrested


March 2021
Arrested


July 2022
Worked a week and a half at Lowe's


July 2023
Failed "world record" "strict curl"
Title: Re: bhank timeline
Post by: JustPlaneJane on August 15, 2025, 01:24:53 PM
2024: The Bailey Sanchez saga begins
Title: Re: bhank timeline
Post by: webstar on August 15, 2025, 01:53:42 PM
March 2023

Worked at Home Depot for two weeks
Title: Re: bhank timeline
Post by: Griffith on August 15, 2025, 02:04:45 PM
August 2025

Kicked out of law school due to fraudulent application.
Title: Re: bhank timeline
Post by: illuminati on August 15, 2025, 04:02:46 PM
2026 after a year of dialysis he passes away with his family gathered around miles away from him.


Ha Ha Ha & No Fucks were given   ;D
Title: Re: bhank timeline
Post by: Cook on August 15, 2025, 04:14:53 PM
Didn’t he win his pro-card this year.He assured us he would.
Title: Re: bhank timeline
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on August 16, 2025, 12:50:09 AM
thanks skeletor