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Title: Matt Canning watch
Post by: rick doot on January 20, 2026, 06:15:20 AM
Where does 2026 find Thunder Bay's second strongest man, and third most eligible bachelor?
Title: Re: Matt Canning watch
Post by: Flexacon on January 20, 2026, 06:35:52 AM
He's not in a good place  :'(

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Title: Re: Matt Canning watch
Post by: rick doot on January 20, 2026, 06:49:01 AM
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakn' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
Title: Re: Matt Canning watch
Post by: Rambone on January 22, 2026, 12:49:06 PM
Will come out of there looking like a vanilla Tyson
Title: Re: Matt Canning watch
Post by: mops on January 22, 2026, 02:51:15 PM
Matt Canning watch

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Title: Re: Matt Canning watch
Post by: deadz on January 22, 2026, 02:52:02 PM
Who cares!
Title: Re: Matt Canning watch
Post by: BB on January 22, 2026, 08:38:18 PM
Will come out of there looking like a vanilla Tyson

Rumor has it, he already shanked 5 Natives that tried to shake him down, and impregnated 3 fishy smelling female guards.
Title: Re: Matt Canning watch
Post by: AbrahamG on January 22, 2026, 08:47:02 PM
Did this make his local media?  I cannot find shit.  Anyone know what he was charged with? How long a sentence? Links would be great.
Title: Re: Matt Canning watch
Post by: BB on January 22, 2026, 08:54:42 PM
Did this make his local media?  I cannot find shit.  Anyone know what he was charged with? How long a sentence? Links would be great.

He went nuts, started threatening police, DAs, and other government officials over COVID lockdowns, and other perceived injustices. I think the court stuff is still going on. Splunker has the inside track.
Title: Re: Matt Canning watch
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 22, 2026, 11:41:25 PM
I'm honestly nervous that BB doesn't know what is going on. Can you fill us in, Phantom Spunker?
Title: Re: Matt Canning watch
Post by: wes on January 23, 2026, 02:15:38 AM
(https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:4800/format:webp/1*7v_75ZGg1CTmWAw1rEgMHQ.jpeg)

Where`s Matt ???
Title: Re: Matt Canning watch
Post by: Phantom Spunker on January 23, 2026, 02:56:59 AM
I'm honestly nervous that BB doesn't know what is going on. Can you fill us in, Phantom Spunker?

Yeah, BB is correct. He was facing two charges after going mental and relentlessly making threats to public officials. The court appearances were still ongoing before Christmas, and he was attending via video most of the time. He was due to 'be spoken to' again a couple of months ago, so I don't believe it's gone to trial yet. I checked the register for today and tomorrow just now and he's not on there.

I'm still not sure if he's at home and just forbidden from posting online by court order or something like that, or if they're actually holding him on remand or in the local nuthouse until after the trial. I doubt he'd be held for this length of time but I guess it's possible due to the nature of the threats.
Title: Re: Matt Canning watch
Post by: MAXX on January 23, 2026, 03:11:43 AM
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seems he had to much time on his hands after he ritered on bitcoin money(claimed so)

sitting at home going down conspiratorial rabbithoes, castles in the cortex etc. that sort of thing...
Title: Re: Matt Canning watch
Post by: oldgolds on January 24, 2026, 06:53:00 AM
(https://nitishsinghi86.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/covernew.jpg)

seems he had to much time on his hands after he ritered on bitcoin money(claimed so)

sitting at home going down conspiratorial rabbithoes, castles in the cortex etc. that sort of thing...



Yah...He needs to get back into a normal life of shooting up steroids, obsessing about strenggth/muscles  and spending most of his time in the  gym.
Title: Re: Matt Canning watch
Post by: IroNat on January 24, 2026, 10:51:16 AM
Matt is strong.
Title: Re: Matt Canning watch
Post by: MAXX on January 24, 2026, 10:57:47 AM


Yah...He needs to get back into a normal life of shooting up steroids, obsessing about strenggth/muscles  and spending most of his time in the  gym.
yes that is the only other option he has in life
Title: Re: Matt Canning watch
Post by: Lartinos on January 24, 2026, 12:45:23 PM
It’s too bad that now with the capabilities of AI to summarize long blocks of written content that he is no longer posting.

The man was writing bibles of info about all sorts of shit.

I can imagine him rambling about random stuff to his cell mate.
Title: Re: Matt Canning watch
Post by: _bruce_ on January 24, 2026, 12:55:43 PM

Poor Matt is most likely getting a dick root canal done or something worse.
On a more positive note... the Canadian government could use his account to go under cover and spy on Ron.
Title: Re: Matt Canning watch
Post by: oldschoolfan on January 24, 2026, 02:23:55 PM
Poor Matt is most likely getting a dick root canal done or something worse.
On a more positive note... the Canadian government could use his account to go under cover and spy on Ron.

I can only imagine what will happen to Matt once he goes to prison especially if some big dicked thugs are his cell mates
Title: Re: Matt Canning watch
Post by: AbrahamG on January 24, 2026, 10:54:17 PM
I can only imagine what will happen to Matt once he goes to prison especially if some big dicked thugs are his cell mates

I hope he isn't forced to take it up the ass and then suck it. Unless he wants to.
Title: Re: Matt Canning watch
Post by: Methyl m1ke on January 24, 2026, 10:59:31 PM
(https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:4800/format:webp/1*7v_75ZGg1CTmWAw1rEgMHQ.jpeg)

Where`s Matt ???

Took me 8 seconds to find waldo
Title: Re: Matt Canning watch
Post by: _bruce_ on January 25, 2026, 01:09:05 AM
I can only imagine what will happen to Matt once he goes to prison especially if some big dicked thugs are his cell mates

Could be dangerous but Matt has a perma-parsh and is autistic.
So if he feels threatened he will act... thus ending up in an isolation cell.
Title: Re: Matt Canning watch
Post by: oldschoolfan on January 25, 2026, 10:39:12 AM
I hope he isn't forced to take it up the ass and then suck it. Unless he wants to.

I think deep down he will love this
Title: Re: Matt Canning watch
Post by: mops on January 25, 2026, 02:09:52 PM
You never know when you may need to call on street smart guy when dealing with some of the scumbags all prosecutors have to deal with -one conversation with him, and they stand down.

Corrupted Crown attorneys beware.

(https://i.postimg.cc/sgdrPYLc/c6eb3046-861c-4419-8124-32d94dc92a90.png)

Title: Re: Matt Canning watch
Post by: Lartinos on January 25, 2026, 02:12:53 PM
Do prisons allow deliveries of Subway sandwiches?
Title: Re: Matt Canning watch
Post by: Phantom Spunker on January 27, 2026, 10:30:19 AM
You never know when you may need to call on street smart guy when dealing with some of the scumbags all prosecutors have to deal with -one conversation with him, and they stand down.

Corrupted Crown attorneys beware.

(https://i.postimg.cc/sgdrPYLc/c6eb3046-861c-4419-8124-32d94dc92a90.png)

Fucking LOL. It's gems like this that stop me from just deleting my account. Man, I actually miss Canning. Behold that glorious bouffant. 
Title: Re: Matt Canning watch
Post by: Kwon on January 27, 2026, 11:47:04 AM
LAKEHEAD U WATCH

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Title: Re: Matt Canning watch
Post by: Kwon on January 27, 2026, 12:04:52 PM
The Uncanny Matt Canny!

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Title: Re: Matt Canning watch
Post by: Kwon on January 27, 2026, 01:34:45 PM
CANNYLINGUS

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Title: Re: Matt Canning watch
Post by: Mothballs on January 27, 2026, 02:14:29 PM
Matt went from being the 3rd strongest man in Thunder Bay to the 117th strongest man in his cell block.
Title: Re: Matt Canning watch
Post by: obsidian on January 27, 2026, 03:07:59 PM
LAKEHEAD U WATCH

(https://i.postimg.cc/wxyXJgBS/image.png)
lmfao!
Title: Re: Matt Canning watch
Post by: oldschoolfan on January 27, 2026, 03:29:17 PM
Do prisons allow deliveries of Subway sandwiches?

even if they dont i am sure matt can always get a footlong in prison !