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Title: The hardships of having a less than half an inch penis.
Post by: falco on January 23, 2026, 12:31:50 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/DTYqJwbiMk8/?igsh=c2JmeWMybTFxZmI1



https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTORQ3oErJk/?igsh=Y2VyY3k2aGluNjE4
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: unwieldy on January 23, 2026, 12:33:15 PM
This is one problem I am glad I don't have to deal with.
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: Grape Ape on January 23, 2026, 12:40:39 PM
Falco, please leave these conversations within the confines of your support group.
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: Rambone on January 23, 2026, 12:41:44 PM
Love this thread title but it still comes up short to Dugdale’s
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: Wiggs on January 23, 2026, 12:51:36 PM
I feel for the poor man.
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: unwieldy on January 23, 2026, 12:55:50 PM
anyone remember the interview with the man with the world's largest and he showed pictures to the lady interviewing him and she went wild
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: BB on January 23, 2026, 12:56:15 PM
Love this thread title but it still comes up short to Dugdale’s

That thread makes me sad for him. Imagine the thrill of seeing your name after all these years, then seeing the rest of the title.
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: wes on January 23, 2026, 12:57:49 PM
Puny Pecker Of Peace
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: joswift on January 23, 2026, 01:07:22 PM
an erect tacobender incoming
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: BB on January 23, 2026, 01:15:40 PM
anyone remember the interview with the man with the world's largest and he showed pictures to the lady interviewing him and she went wild

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E_5IRk9UYBQWn4J?format=jpg&name=900x900).

Jonah Falcon. Seen him in real life a few times, creepy guy. He used to wear sheer, and glittery silver bike shorts, and he'd start a fight with anyone that laughed or was grossed out by it.

Huge Yankees fan too -

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Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: unwieldy on January 23, 2026, 01:18:10 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E_5IRk9UYBQWn4J?format=jpg&name=900x900).

Jonah Falcon. Seen him in real life a few times, creepy guy. He used to wear sheer, and glittery silver bike shorts, and he'd start a fight with anyone that laughed or was grossed out by it.

Huge Yankees fan too -

.


I see a lot of guys wearing faggy clothes like that
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: falco on January 23, 2026, 01:24:07 PM
Many have sucked bigger clitoris.
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: Taffin on January 23, 2026, 01:29:43 PM
Many have sucked bigger clitoris.

(http://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExOHRlaXFpZXJ3NjNvZDhxNnlyZ2NzaGgyN3I2NXJpbjk3NGk2cXJyeiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/xtqmnfnCkn1TNTtXzQ/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: unwieldy on January 23, 2026, 01:36:54 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E_5IRk9UYBQWn4J?format=jpg&name=900x900).

Jonah Falcon. Seen him in real life a few times, creepy guy. He used to wear sheer, and glittery silver bike shorts, and he'd start a fight with anyone that laughed or was grossed out by it.

Huge Yankees fan too -

.

He should make a reaction video when he crushes mike o hearns delusions in the gym
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: Kwon on January 23, 2026, 03:34:26 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/DTYqJwbiMk8/?igsh=c2JmeWMybTFxZmI1



https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTORQ3oErJk/?igsh=Y2VyY3k2aGluNjE4

Feel sorry for this dude, AND his whole teenage years and his 20s!

Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: Lartinos on January 23, 2026, 03:56:07 PM
I slightly chuckled at this guy at first because it seems like a ridiculous premise to speak about yourself on TV, but the guy seems like good dude in a tough spot.

Maybe getting some fame can help him find a woman.

I know some women have a condition making them ridiculously tight down there.

His hormones seem off with his chubby build so maybe he can address that.

I actually think he is quite brave and actually inspiring.

Crazy to think that I couldn’t even date my wife if I had his condition.

Plenty of creepy gays here obsessed with dicks, but women don’t even care that much about it.




Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: Irongrip400 on January 23, 2026, 07:18:37 PM
Makes me think of that French billionaire who died having a penis enlargement surgery. I’m thinking, how small is it that you need surgery? Had no clue it could be that small. Didn’t click the link but holy shit if this dudes dick is that small, that’s horrible.
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: Van_Bilderass on January 23, 2026, 09:28:48 PM
anyone remember the interview with the man with the world's largest and he showed pictures to the lady interviewing him and she went wild

I'm not sure but I doubt most women go wild over that doughboy just because he has a floppy monstrosity in his pants that probably doesn't even ever get fully erect.
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: Donny on January 23, 2026, 10:58:18 PM
He's obviously done a lot of licking

Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: Beefjake on January 23, 2026, 11:23:28 PM
I'm not sure but I doubt most women go wild over that doughboy just because he has a floppy monstrosity in his pants that probably doesn't even ever get fully erect.

I once saw a documentary about this guy. Long time ago but I remember that.

•He could get it hard but not hard enough to penetrate.
•Could not hold a relationship because normal sex was out of the question.
•In the nightclubs women were still lining up to try to have sex with him
•Could ever fully penetrate in men

I’ve heard that big cock gives one typically lots of trouble?

Maybe one could learn to live with those troubles
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: unwieldy on January 24, 2026, 12:11:19 AM
I once saw a documentary about this guy. Long time ago but I remember that.

•He could get it hard but not hard enough to penetrate.
•Could not hold a relationship because normal sex was out of the question.
In the nightclubs women were still lining up to try to have sex with him
•Could ever fully penetrate in men

I’ve heard that big cock gives one typically lots of trouble?

Maybe one could learn to live with those troubles

Brutal red pill
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: tacobender on January 24, 2026, 12:57:39 AM
Brutal red pill
winen are emotional ans stupidity
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: Van_Bilderass on January 24, 2026, 04:30:28 AM
I once saw a documentary about this guy. Long time ago but I remember that.

•He could get it hard but not hard enough to penetrate.
•Could not hold a relationship because normal sex was out of the question.
•In the nightclubs women were still lining up to try to have sex with him
•Could ever fully penetrate in men

I’ve heard that big cock gives one typically lots of trouble?

Maybe one could learn to live with those troubles

This is a story I heard from a former friend. He and his wife got married as virgins because they were Christian. After the wedding night the wife never wanted to have sex again as it was too big, they divorced very quickly. I never saw the cock in question but other friends did and they said it was true, real big :D

I wouldn't switch to what the record holder has even if I'd add a little size if I could :D
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: _bruce_ on January 24, 2026, 06:28:13 AM


A new account being created on getbig as we speak... soon "14 inch mushroom" will spoil us with his war stories from the locker room...
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: tacobender on January 24, 2026, 10:25:45 AM
This is a story I heard from a former friend. He and his wife got married as virgins because they were Christian. After the wedding night the wife never wanted to have sex again as it was too big, they divorced very quickly. I never saw the cock in question but other friends did and they said it was true, real big :D

I wouldn't switch to what the record holder has even if I'd add a little size if I could :D
she’s selfish what a shitty reason to divorce
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: joswift on January 24, 2026, 10:31:09 AM
This is a story I heard from a former friend. He and his wife got married as virgins because they were Christian. After the wedding night the wife never wanted to have sex again as it was too big, they divorced very quickly. I never saw the cock in question but other friends did and they said it was true, real big :D

I wouldn't switch to what the record holder has even if I'd add a little size if I could :D

so she never even saw it before they got married?

How Christan were they FFS
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: Beefjake on January 24, 2026, 10:41:11 AM
For a longest time I was unhappy about the quantity of sex in my relationship.

Then one time my missus said: I would love more but you’re so big it hurts me!

I felt bad. I don’t want to hurt her. She shoul’ve said something sooner.
It is what it is 🤷‍♂️
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: oldschoolfan on January 24, 2026, 02:26:53 PM
she’s selfish what a shitty reason to divorce

Yeah that selfish whore

I hope he fucked her mom
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: unwieldy on January 24, 2026, 02:29:28 PM
For a longest time I was unhappy about the quantity of sex in my relationship.

Then one time my missus said: I would love more but you’re so big it hurts me!

I felt bad. I don’t want to hurt her. She shoul’ve said something sooner.
It is what it is 🤷‍♂️

Sex is over rated, the same old thing over and over, yet it keeps the retards fascinated forever
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: falco on January 25, 2026, 03:12:44 AM
Sex is over rated, the same old thing over and over, yet it keeps the retards fascinated forever
Guilty..

I am a retard.
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: unwieldy on January 25, 2026, 04:44:03 AM
Guilty..

I am a retard.

Doesn't surprise me one bit.
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: Van_Bilderass on January 25, 2026, 11:25:10 AM
so she never even saw it before they got married?

How Christan were they FFS

I don't know how strictly they observed the "rules" and I didn't ask, I just repeated the story as it was told to me by the guy. It might not be 100% accurate, you know how it goes :D

I remember the thread here recently about the footballer whose former wife claimed they divorced due to his oversized cock. I don't know if that was totally factual either, she must have experienced it beforehand :D
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: tacobender on January 25, 2026, 05:38:17 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E_5IRk9UYBQWn4J?format=jpg&name=900x900).

Jonah Falcon. Seen him in real life a few times, creepy guy. He used to wear sheer, and glittery silver bike shorts, and he'd start a fight with anyone that laughed or was grossed out by it.

Huge Yankees fan too -

.
is that supposed to be impressive?
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on January 26, 2026, 12:10:31 AM
Feel sorry for this dude, AND his whole teenage years and his 20s!
Surprised he didn't kill himself.
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: Super Nattie on January 26, 2026, 08:31:12 AM
''It may only be half a inch... but it smells like a foot''
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on January 27, 2026, 01:08:11 AM
''It may only be half a inch... but it smells like a foot''
Can't even get it sucked.
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: Kwon on January 28, 2026, 01:07:45 AM
BETA MALE!!!

Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: falco on January 28, 2026, 03:51:16 AM
Doesn't surprise me one bit.

I feel sorry for your lack of sexual drive.
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on January 28, 2026, 11:00:06 AM
Having a micro-knob would be a blessing in disguise, actually. I'd just chemically castrate myself seeing as sex is off the menu anyway. I would be so much more productive and focused. As it stands, I can't even look at a photo of Sydney Sweeney without losing my train of thought entirely and indulging in some hour-long depraved fantasy.
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: falco on January 28, 2026, 11:52:30 PM
Having a micro-knob would be a blessing in disguise, actually. I'd just chemically castrate myself seeing as sex is off the menu anyway. I would be so much more productive and focused. As it stands, I can't even look at a photo of Sydney Sweeney without losing my train of thought entirely and indulging in some hour-long depraved fantasy.
Having sexual desire is a strong indicator of physical and mental health.
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on January 29, 2026, 12:13:26 AM
Having a micro-knob would be a blessing in disguise, actually. I'd just chemically castrate myself seeing as sex is off the menu anyway. I would be so much more productive and focused. As it stands, I can't even look at a photo of Sydney Sweeney without losing my train of thought entirely and indulging in some hour-long depraved fantasy.
???
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: wes on January 29, 2026, 01:31:11 AM
Having a micro-knob would be a blessing in disguise, actually. I'd just chemically castrate myself seeing as sex is off the menu anyway. I would be so much more productive and focused. As it stands, I can't even look at a photo of Sydney Sweeney without losing my train of thought entirely and indulging in some hour-long depraved fantasy.
Micro Knob Of Peace   ;D
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: unwieldy on January 29, 2026, 07:44:15 AM
I feel sorry for your lack of sexual drive.
I am always surprised how well my sexual anatomy functions when I am performing my conjugal duties, it seems like its performance is disjointed from this lack of drive you mentioned. I think it's better like this than the opposite situation.
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: unwieldy on January 29, 2026, 07:46:43 AM
Having sexual desire is a strong indicator of physical and mental health.

Nor sure about that. Some have great desire but perform woefully and rely in erectile disfunction drugs to align their lack of capability with their desire. See my post above for further reference
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: falco on January 29, 2026, 07:54:14 AM
I am always surprised how well my sexual anatomy functions when I am performing my conjugal duties, it seems like its performance is disjointed from this lack of drive you mentioned. I think it's better like this than the opposite situation.

Must be amazing to be like you. You are truly blessed, with superior inteligence and genital traits.
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: Van_Bilderass on January 29, 2026, 08:31:48 AM
Having sexual desire is a strong indicator of physical and mental health.


This is a good point and very true IMO. Good appetite is another indicator you probably aren't deathly ill. I know if I have zero sex drive, which is boosted over normal by being on HRT+, I know something is wrong.

One funny thing I remembered regarding illness and the genitals. Apparently if your balls hang extra low it might be a sign you have a fever, the balls are trying to cool off by trying to distance themselves from the body LOL. I rarely have a fever so haven't been able to confirm this 100% :D
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: Kwon on January 29, 2026, 08:55:26 AM
This is a story I heard from a former friend. He and his wife got married as virgins because they were Christian. After the wedding night the wife never wanted to have sex again as it was too big, they divorced very quickly. I never saw the cock in question but other friends did and they said it was true, real big :D

I wouldn't switch to what the record holder has even if I'd add a little size if I could :D

What is considered TOO big these days?

Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: falco on January 30, 2026, 03:20:49 AM
What is considered TOO big these days?

Depends on the women and her "size". I have been both big and average.
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: BigRo on January 30, 2026, 03:37:07 AM
Having sexual desire is a strong indicator of physical and mental health.

Then every sex buffoon would be walking like a radiant God.
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: BigRo on January 30, 2026, 03:38:58 AM

This is a good point and very true IMO. Good appetite is another indicator you probably aren't deathly ill. I know if I have zero sex drive, which is boosted over normal by being on HRT+, I know something is wrong.

One funny thing I remembered regarding illness and the genitals. Apparently if your balls hang extra low it might be a sign you have a fever, the balls are trying to cool off by trying to distance themselves from the body LOL. I rarely have a fever so haven't been able to confirm this 100% :D

then every lardass whale pigging down at McD's must be brimming with good health.
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: Van_Bilderass on January 30, 2026, 07:54:40 AM
then every lardass whale pigging down at McD's must be brimming with good health.

It's not a guaranteed indicator of course. But let's say your appetite goes down dramatically, particularly if there is some nausea, not so good signs. If a PED user notices this it might be a sign of liver or kidney or other issues for example. In some disease states you might be given appetite stimulators and or anti-nausea pills. Sort of unrelated, but I've noticed most good bodybuilders seem to have above average appetites. Not always but IME the big guys are always talking about food, which isn't so strange of course, they're big! :D
Title: Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
Post by: Rambone on January 30, 2026, 12:08:35 PM
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Post by: falco on January 30, 2026, 12:43:04 PM
Great art work. Thanks.