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Title: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: walkerblocker on April 16, 2026, 01:16:26 PM
Why do people need 8 billion machines? The basics build muscle, now theres 17 machines to emulate 1 movement. Do squats, rows, deads etc. Ridiculous
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: IroNat on April 16, 2026, 01:44:33 PM
People love new gadgets.
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: wes on April 16, 2026, 04:09:38 PM
Some machines are great and have their place, but nothing beats the good old pig iron !!
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: Lartinos on April 16, 2026, 04:56:24 PM
I think the next generation of equipment will actually being giving motorized support to the movement.

These fat fucking kids on these e-bikes aren’t going to want to actually lift these weights themselves if they don’t have to.
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: wes on April 16, 2026, 05:12:02 PM
I think the next generation of equipment will actually being giving motorized support to the movement.

These fat fucking kids on these e-bikes aren’t going to want to actually lift these weights themselves if they don’t have to.
Sadly enough,you`re probably right !!   :(
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: illuminati on April 16, 2026, 05:37:08 PM
There's a seated shoulder press machine in one of the gyms I use & every Twink & his dog
Is queueing up to use it as they can stack 80-100kg aside on it  ::) 
They look bewildered when I ask them if they squat that much.

Fucking Bunch of Retarded Khvnts. 🤬🤬🤬
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: wes on April 16, 2026, 05:40:18 PM
There's a seated shoulder press machine in one of the gyms I use & every Twink & his dog
Is queueing up to use it as they can stack 80-100kg aside on it  ::) 
They look bewildered when I ask them if they squat that much.

Fucking Bunch of Retarded Khvnts. 🤬🤬🤬
They are probably wondering what a Squat is  !   :D
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: illuminati on April 16, 2026, 05:43:41 PM
They are probably wondering what a Squat is  !   :D

Yes no doubt - Its come to something when none of them will do legs or back with
A 65yr man as I train to Hard& heavy !!!  For Fucks sake - its pathetic 🙄
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: wes on April 16, 2026, 05:49:46 PM
Yes no doubt - Its come to something when none of them will do legs or back with
A 65yr man as I train to Hard& heavy !!!  For Fucks sake - its pathetic 🙄
If they do happen to Squat it`s a quarter rep or less with way too much weight in the Smith Machine,back waving like a flag in the wind, and barely bending their knees..........fags!!   :D
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: illuminati on April 16, 2026, 05:53:27 PM
If they do happen to Squat it`s a quarter rep or less with way too much weight in the Smith Machine,back waving like a flag in the wind, and barely bending their knees..........fags!!   :D

Very true - only they've learnt not to come into the leg room when I'm squatting as I make
Them do full squats with a fraction of their original weight .
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on April 16, 2026, 10:50:55 PM
Machines usually are safer and better suited for people with joint injuries for example.

Free weights often also are problematic for gyms as idiot customers leave them lying around everywhere instead of putting them back in / on the racks
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: joswift on April 17, 2026, 12:15:23 AM
Machines usually are safer and better suited for people with joint injuries for example.

Free weights often also are problematic for gyms as idiot customers leave them lying around everywhere instead of putting them back in / on the racks

this is hearsay as you have never been in a gym.... ;D
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: Donny on April 17, 2026, 02:28:44 AM
Some machines are great and have their place, but nothing beats the good old pig iron !!
yeah real clang of Iron not these faggoty rubber coated plates  :D

Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: wes on April 17, 2026, 02:33:58 AM
yeah real clang of Iron not these faggoty rubber coated plates  :D


I agree....fuck rubber plates....I want to hear that iron sing !!
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: Donny on April 17, 2026, 02:45:00 AM
I agree....fuck rubber plates....I want to hear that iron sing !!

Here´s the thing, when a Machine is Broke it´s out of use..how often do you Break a 5 Lbs iron plate?
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: Rambone on April 17, 2026, 03:05:09 AM
WTF is tattooed on his arm, the villain Scorpio from Dirty Harry or Edgar Allan Poe?
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: Stephano on April 17, 2026, 03:06:11 AM
Why do people need 8 billion machines? The basics build muscle, now theres 17 machines to emulate 1 movement. Do squats, rows, deads etc. Ridiculous

What's weird is that some machines are head and shoulders above the rest:

- Nautilus pullover
- Nautilus Nitro bicep curl
- Hammer wide chest press
- Any kind of tricep extension as in the pic
- Feel free to add to this list.

And some machines are total dogshit, e.g. every "Hoist" machine and every overhead tricep extension machine.

Gyms like Bev's are great because they have every good machine and few bad ones. 

Most gyms fall for gimmicks and buy useless shit, though, and often don't have any of the great machines.
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: Stephano on April 17, 2026, 03:08:37 AM
WTF is tattooed on his arm, the villain Scorpio from Dirty Harry or Edgar Allan Poe?

lol, man, he's from Slovakia.  It's probably his mother or grandmother.  They're trad over there. 
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: falco on April 17, 2026, 03:12:30 AM
You should have warn us to brace for impact.
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: Rambone on April 17, 2026, 03:13:12 AM
lol, man, he's from Slovakia.  It's probably his mother or grandmother.  They're trad over there.

He sounds like a sweet man
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: wes on April 17, 2026, 03:13:13 AM
Here´s the thing, when a Machine is Broke it´s out of use..how often do you Break a 5 Lbs iron plate?
Never,except when I dunk them in milk and eat them like cookies!!!!   ;D
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 17, 2026, 08:08:31 AM
Newbies are impressed with high tech gadgets.
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: Donny on April 27, 2026, 02:00:24 AM
Old School Machines here , maybe Joe swift knows this Gym

Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: Hendrixian on May 04, 2026, 09:37:46 PM
From a business perspective, the more machines a gym has, the better. I have been training in different and more expensive gyms for the past weeks, I have a membership that lets me access multiple gyms for a set price, with more access available if you pay more. I've noticed that most people use machines now, even muscular dudes or bodybuilders, they all seem to only hit machines. I mean, the more options the better, but I would not pay more just because of some levitating row machine. Take legs, for example, I don’t remember ever seeing or trying a machine that could substitute for squats or lunges, I always end up doing them anyway. By the way, most gyms in Brazil lack the basics. Most don’t have good squat racks, different bars, or heavier dumbbells, but they do have very expensive machines. Free weights simply don't attract new members.
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: Never1AShow on May 04, 2026, 10:03:56 PM
From a business perspective, the more machines a gym has, the better. I have been training in different and more expensive gyms for the past weeks, I have a membership that lets me access multiple gyms for a set price, with more access available if you pay more. I've noticed that most people use machines now, even muscular dudes or bodybuilders, they all seem to only hit machines. I mean, the more options the better, but I would not pay more just because of some levitating row machine. Take legs, for example, I don’t remember ever seeing or trying a machine that could substitute for squats or lunges, I always end up doing them anyway. By the way, most gyms in Brazil lack the basics. Most don’t have good squat racks, different bars, or heavier dumbbells, but they do have very expensive machines. Free weights simply don't attract new members.

I'm always amazed how many gyms have multiple leg extension machines all of which suck.
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: Hendrixian on May 05, 2026, 09:47:18 PM
I'm always amazed how many gyms have multiple leg extension machines all of which suck.


I agree, older leg extensions are usually heavier and better. Newer leg presses all seem to suck as well, I can't get a full range of motion on them.
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: Donny on May 06, 2026, 02:28:50 AM

I agree, older leg extensions are usually heavier and better. Newer leg presses all seem to suck as well, I can't get a full range of motion on them.
what i do like using in the Gym is a seated Leg Curl machine as i have a lying one at home
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: galain on May 06, 2026, 02:41:30 AM
What's weird is that some machines are head and shoulders above the rest:

- Nautilus pullover
- Nautilus Nitro bicep curl
- Hammer wide chest press
- Any kind of tricep extension as in the pic
- Feel free to add to this list.

And some machines are total dogshit, e.g. every "Hoist" machine and every overhead tricep extension machine.

Gyms like Bev's are great because they have every good machine and few bad ones. 

Most gyms fall for gimmicks and buy useless shit, though, and often don't have any of the great machines.

My gym used to be awesome but fuck knows what kind of equipment lease the owner has signed recently. There's so much shit in there you can't move now. We don't need four flat bench machines. We don't need 5 different tricep extension machines....the only good thing that was brought in was a pullover.

And don't get me started on them replacing the chinning and dip stations with Hyrox equipment that nobody has touched since it came in.
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: CalvinH on May 06, 2026, 06:52:12 AM
All pec decs should be banned.
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: wes on May 06, 2026, 07:59:10 AM
And don't get me started on them replacing the chinning and dip stations with Hyrox equipment that nobody has touched since it came in.
Blasphemy !!  :(
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: Rambone on May 06, 2026, 11:23:59 AM
The Sharper Image has a fantastic workout equipment line but only for the most experienced trainers.
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: MajorDomo on May 06, 2026, 11:36:05 AM
Most gyms are social gathering spots. Building muscle is the byproduct for some.

The more machines the more places people can sit and text from.

Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: Humble Narcissist on May 07, 2026, 06:03:00 AM
Most gyms are social gathering spots. Building muscle is the byproduct for some.

The more machines the more places people can sit and text from.
The modern day bar and night clubs.
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: wes on May 07, 2026, 07:04:21 AM
Most gyms are social gathering spots. Building muscle is the byproduct for some.

The more machines the more places people can sit and text from.


QFT

The modern day bar and night clubs.
QFT
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: IroNat on May 07, 2026, 07:39:28 AM
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Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: French on May 07, 2026, 08:56:45 AM
Never do squats, rows, deads.. if you want to preserve your integrity and not be
a vegetable when you become old.
Only machine and most of them are not properly engineered.
So be selective.
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: Humble Narcissist on May 08, 2026, 08:20:34 AM
Never do squats, rows, deads.. if you want to preserve your integrity and not be
a vegetable when you become old.
Only machine and most of them are not properly engineered.
So be selective.
How old is old? I'm over 50 and I did all of those exercises.
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: illuminati on May 08, 2026, 10:39:35 AM
How old is old? I'm over 50 and I did all of those exercises.

I'm 65 and still do all of them exercises.
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: Gym Rat on May 08, 2026, 11:10:10 AM
Retards sitting on their arse, texting and doing "sets" of machine presses.
A retarded crew.

Machines can have a place (finishers/accessories) anyone doing all machines is a tard. Weak...
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: walkerblocker on May 08, 2026, 11:11:24 AM
Never do squats, rows, deads.. if you want to preserve your integrity and not be
a vegetable when you become old.
Only machine and most of them are not properly engineered.
So be selective.

60 years old and still do em all., would rather be dead than not do heavy compound movements
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: Van_Bilderass on May 08, 2026, 12:42:59 PM
A well made machine is a thing of beaty and joy. Some of the best pieces are decades old. A dream for a gym head would be being able to select every little piece in your gym. I feel a machine is neither better or worse than "free weights," it's all on a case by case basis. What's a free weight exercise anyway? Is a pulldown or low pulley cable row free weights or machines? I doubt a free weight calf raise is generally better than calf machines, the opposite is probably more true. "The more stability you can have the more muscle engagement you can get." A chest supported row is probably better than a regular t-bar row.
Title: Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
Post by: Humble Narcissist on May 09, 2026, 07:33:19 AM
A well made machine is a thing of beaty and joy. Some of the best pieces are decades old. A dream for a gym head would be being able to select every little piece in your gym. I feel a machine is neither better or worse than "free weights," it's all on a case by case basis. What's a free weight exercise anyway? Is a pulldown or low pulley cable row free weights or machines? I doubt a free weight calf raise is generally better than calf machines, the opposite is probably more true. "The more stability you can have the more muscle engagement you can get." A chest supported row is probably better than a regular t-bar row.
Free weights can never match Basile's bicep supinator.