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Title: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on July 24, 2026, 10:18:10 AM
Awesome news! Those steel bars weren't strong enough to contain the mass of our Horny Prince Matt Canning. He's served his time, didn't have to do anything gay, and now he's back on the mean streets of Thunder Bay and ready to kill any pig stone dead if they dare to violate his rights again. Let's hear it for the boy.

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HORNY PRINCE IS THE KING OF KANGZ!
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CHECK OUT THOSE ARMS BROSEPH!
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Very muscular and strong dude!
(Titanium body to be able to make those lifts)

MATT IS THE BEST
(He even has arab, asian and black friends)

Make Canada Great Again Matt!

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We await your Return Dear Prince and King of Kangz!
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MATT PLEAMON CANNING > LAKEHEAD UNIVERSITY

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Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: _bruce_ on July 24, 2026, 10:24:12 AM

Matt's parsh can't be tamed - a pulsing force of nature.
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: Flexacon on July 24, 2026, 10:32:59 AM
Quote from: Phantom Spunker on Today at 10:18:10 AM
Awesome news! Those steel bars weren't strong enough to contain the mass of our Horny Prince Matt Canning. He's served his time, didn't have to do anything gay, and now he's back on the mean streets of Thunder Bay and ready to kill any pig stone dead if they dare to violate his rights again. Let's hear it for the boy.

That doesn't rule out him maybe doing something gay though. He didn't have to make and send a video of him shooting ropes to soggy old queers like Prime and Donny

I can see a shower scenario where a bunch of dudes saw his penor in a flacid state, tucked in and hidden by his pubes and then laugh at him. Next shower day he walks in with a raging 6.45" boner just to shut them up.

Also is he coming back on here?
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on July 24, 2026, 10:41:26 AM
Quote from: Flexacon on Today at 10:32:59 AM
That doesn't rule out him maybe doing something gay though. He didn't have to send the video of him shooting ropes to soggy old queers like Prime and Donny

I can see a shower scenario where a bunch of dudes saw his penor in a flacid state, tucked in and hidden by his pubes and laugh at him. Next shower day he walks in with a raging 6.45" boner just to shut them up.

Also is he coming back on here?

Matt lived by a mantra while he was inside: 'you're only gay if you're the receiver.' Sure, he imposed some gayness onto others, but that doesn't count.

He said he's planning a return soon but he still has to obey certain conditions for a little while, so it might take a couple of weeks.
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: Raymondo on July 24, 2026, 10:42:42 AM
Wahey!
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: Kwon on July 24, 2026, 10:48:15 AM
WONDERFUL!
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: BB on July 24, 2026, 10:54:12 AM
Oy vey, is Canada ready for the return of 6.45" of prison hardened, Jew hating Canning?
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Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: Rambone on July 24, 2026, 11:24:59 AM
Welcome home, Matt. We love you and missed you
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: IroNat on July 24, 2026, 11:30:39 AM
Did Matt get any prison tats?

Will he be jacked from prison workouts?
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: WrongAdvices on July 24, 2026, 11:31:09 AM
Looking forward to his return to further shame Hankins. Does his time away prevent him from visiting the US?  I’ve heard sometimes a waiver is available. After seeing the goodwill brought by FIFA, I think there’s a good case for a North American return tour.
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: Rambone on July 24, 2026, 11:32:43 AM
I wonder what Matt thinks of Mark Dugdale and his small cock
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: IroNat on July 24, 2026, 11:33:01 AM
Trump should pardon Matt.
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: Grape Ape on July 24, 2026, 11:39:54 AM
Quote from: Flexacon on Today at 10:32:59 AM
That doesn't rule out him maybe doing something gay though. He didn't have to make and send a video of him shooting ropes to soggy old queers like Prime and Donny



PS was speaking relatively, when juxtaposed against the above.

Not much is considered gay compared to that.
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: Van_Bilderass on July 24, 2026, 12:23:35 PM
Hopefully Matt comes back on Getbig. He challenges me for the longest posts. I think I recall he took a break from this place even before he went to prison?
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: chaos on July 24, 2026, 12:28:39 PM
Can he live up to the fanfare of the 6.45" rope slinger reputation?
Title: Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
Post by: Lartinos on July 24, 2026, 01:04:54 PM
Do they have Subways in Prison?