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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: UK Gold on May 28, 2006, 02:44:56 PM
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You have a tiny penis
You're daddy used to beat you
You're daddy still beats you
You can't get laid
You want to be in a room full of sweating, grunting, heaving men
You want to be in the covers of Flex with all you're heroes
You want to be under the covers with all you're heroes
You dream of battling online with bodybuilding titans like Vince G and Alexxx
You have a tiny penis
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none of the above, i do it because your mom and wife love rubbing my muscles when i fuck them.
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I train coz it makes me feel good u fuckin piece of shit
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none of the above, i do it because your mom and wife love rubbing my muscles when i f**k them.
dude... they do the same thing for me!! i love $5 hoes
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dude... they do the same thing for me!! i love $5 hoes
hahaha, oh brother, UK Gold's mom and wife certainly are a couple of jizz loving skanks aren't they?
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hahaha, oh brother, UK Gold's mom and wife certainly are a couple of jizz loving skanks aren't they?
they love the slop
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all of the above ... PLUS...
.. i need to be able to batter and intimidate men bigger than myself as part of my 'business'! ;D
oh ... and i like bullyin weaklins smaller than myself.. some good 'coinage' to be made there.
i also learned to box at an early age by my father who was an army boxin champion ... so when i hit you , you go on your arse and dont get up !
hope this helps.
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UK Goldenshower is still bitter because his girlfriend left him for a big 285 pound mass monster. He was the inspiration for the 98 pound geek that gets sand kicked in his face in the Charles Atlas ads.
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no .. ukgold is a fluffy jumper wearin , horn rimmed spectacle wearin , touchy feely social worker who works with handicapped kids. ;)
hes also an equal opurtunity lesbian admirin feminist .. who likes to make cuckoo clocks out of ice lolly sticks in his spare time for chairity.
he was on HRT at the age 23 ...
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Yes Freeagain. That is exactly the kind of person he is.
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You know the same could be said for a guy so insecure he makes a fake handle.... comes on a BB board and asks if people work out to make up for the fact they have a small dick..
lol i wonder who really has the small dick lol
this guys sporting a tic tac
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You know the same could be said for a guy so insecure he makes a fake handle.... comes on a BB board and asks if people work out to make up for the fact they have a small dick..
lol i wonder who really has the small dick lol
this guys sporting a tic tac
bump for the tic ...... bump for the tac too
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something like that,my father use to beat me with a small rubber penis
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How do I vote in this poll?
I have a tiny penis.
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Well said matt c and body88
you know nothing ukgold
you fucking cockroach
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You can't get laid
That's the reason there. I used to just lift for my health, well-being and sports, but then i got too huge. Now I just do 3 hours of cardio a day. This way I can shed off all that scary muscle so I can look like you.
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i'm addicted to it
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How do I vote in this poll?
I have a tiny penis.
nuff said...
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Actually that's a valid point as there was a programme on CH5 recently called 'The Penis'. The show claimed that bodybuilders and aggressive men suffer from 'Small Penis Syndrome'.
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because i'd look like hell if i didnt
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I have a HUGE penis and my dad use to beat it. Close enough? ???
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So I can lift more than syntol using professional BB's wives ::) ::)
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because i'd look like hell if i didnt
Good point. At my age, and with my metabolism, I would hate to think what I would look like without it.
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You're daddy used to beat you
You're daddy still beats you
You want to be in the covers of Flex with all you're heroes
You want to be under the covers with all you're heroes
None of the above - I work out because i'm not intelligent enough to have mastered basic English grammar - it's YOUR, you idiot..... You're is an abbreviated form of you are.
As in "You're not very clever"..........
Honestly, some people....... ::)
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You have a tiny penis
You're daddy used to beat you
You're daddy still beats you
You can't get laid
You want to be in a room full of sweating, grunting, heaving men
You want to be in the covers of Flex with all you're heroes
You want to be under the covers with all you're heroes
You dream of battling online with bodybuilding titans like Vince G and Alexxx
You have a tiny penis
sounds like your family reunion UK! Be sure to invite me to the next one......I'll bring the potato salad. ::)
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yeah i dig it when a chick at a club rubs your muscles it's cool
you never had it happen to yourself though i can tell
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yeah i dig it when a chick at a club rubs your muscles it's cool
you never had it happen to yourself though i can tell
She rubs your "muscle" or "muscles"? Oh, well either way never happens to me.... ::)