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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: JOHN MATRIX on May 30, 2006, 03:13:08 PM
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i couldnt help but think of getbig the other day, watching some middle aged chubby woman loading her groceries onto the belt. she had among other things a box of 'Carb-Control' chocolate ice cream bars(LOL), a box of 'weight watchers' cookie or brownie or cake mix(LOLO), and my personal favorite, about 20 boxes of 'South Beach Diet' tv dinners(LOLOL). then came the regular 'typical woman diet food staples'- a case of diet coke and a mountain of various fruit. as i saw this BRUTAL DIETING popped into my head. oh and i almost forgot, the 'womans world' magazine with the headlines of 'THE DAVINCI CODE DIET'-THE SECRET CODE IN THE BESTSELLER THAT IS THE KEY TO UNLOCKING FAT!
i wanted to ROFL in real life.
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i couldnt help but think of getbig the other day, watching some middle aged chubby woman loading her groceries onto the belt. she had among other things a box of 'Carb-Control' chocolate ice cream bars(LOL), a box of 'weight watchers' cookie or brownie or cake mix(LOLO), and my personal favorite, about 20 boxes of 'South Beach Diet' tv dinners(LOLOL). then came the regular 'typical woman diet food staples'- a case of diet coke and a mountain of various fruit. as i saw this BRUTAL DIETING popped into my head. oh and i almost forgot, the 'womans world' magazine with the headlines of 'THE DAVINCI CODE DIET'-THE SECRET CODE IN THE BESTSELLER THAT IS THE KEY TO UNLOCKING FAT!
i wanted to ROFL in real life.
I eat a South Beach pizza almost everyday. Perfect diet food.
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i couldnt help but think of getbig the other day, watching some middle aged chubby woman loading her groceries onto the belt. she had among other things a box of 'Carb-Control' chocolate ice cream bars(LOL), a box of 'weight watchers' cookie or brownie or cake mix(LOLO), and my personal favorite, about 20 boxes of 'South Beach Diet' tv dinners(LOLOL). then came the regular 'typical woman diet food staples'- a case of diet coke and a mountain of various fruit. as i saw this BRUTAL DIETING popped into my head. oh and i almost forgot, the 'womans world' magazine with the headlines of 'THE DAVINCI CODE DIET'-THE SECRET CODE IN THE BESTSELLER THAT IS THE KEY TO UNLOCKING FAT!
i wanted to ROFL in real life.
They think they are eating healthy but they are just stupid and can't help it. What's so hard about buying fresh lean meat and vegatables, or just switching to whole grain pasta and bread.
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When some fatty is ordering, or buying "diet" food, I like to rub it in their face and order the most calorie filled, fat filled crap on the menu, and then give them an old-school head nod as I stroll away.
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They think they are eating healthy but they are just stupid and can't help it. What's so hard about buying fresh lean meat and vegatables, or just switching to whole grain pasta and bread.
i dont know if they buy that crap just so they can tell themselves they are doing something, or if they really are that stupid.
i just want to tell them, that south beach diet tv dinner may be low on fat, but one alone probably has enough sodium to keep your bloated water filled ass blown up for 2 days
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i dont know if they buy that crap just so they can tell themselves they are doing something, or if they really are that stupid.
i just want to tell them, that south beach diet tv dinner may be low on fat, but one alone probably has enough sodium to keep your bloated water filled ass blown up for 2 days
I would bet 85-90% of the people buying that stuff think it's just a healthy meal in a box and replaces a fresh cooked diner. Worst thing is they then think their Carb-Control Icecream crap is a healthy arternitive for dessert and down 2 of those after the TV diner.
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I eat a South Beach pizza almost everyday. Perfect diet food.
you also hang out with trannies
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When some fatty is ordering, or buying "diet" food, I like to rub it in their face and order the most calorie filled, fat filled crap on the menu, and then give them an old-school head nod as I stroll away.
That's messed up.................
Which is why I love it!
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I have a buddy who I've tried to help in losing weight. He's about 260 and climbing. Anyways, he's very stubborn. When we go out to eat, I will usually order the lightest thing on the menu, unless it my cheat day. I always get Diet Coke. I tell him he shoould switch to diet as well, but oh no, God forbid he save himself 300 cals per can or whatever. Sometimes he picks a Big Gulp.......never diet soda.
He believes that "you can eat whatever you want, as long as you exercise." Sad thing is, he can't. He has a slow metabolism, and he sure as f**k doesn't excercise anways. He won't listen.
Maybe once he gets to 300 lbs he'll do something about his weight. Or maybe not.
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I have a buddy who I've tried to help in losing weight. He's about 260 and climbing. Anyways, he's very stubborn. When we go out to eat, I will usually order the lightest thing on the menu, unless it my cheat day. I always get Diet Coke. I tell him he shoould switch to diet as well, but oh no, God forbid he save himself 300 cals per can or whatever. Sometimes he picks a Big Gulp.......never diet soda.
He believes that "you can eat whatever you want, as long as you exercise." Sad thing is, he can't. He has a slow metabolism, and he sure as f**k doesn't excercise anways. He won't listen.
Maybe once he gets to 300 lbs he'll do something about his weight. Or maybe not.
I have a friend kinda like that too but he's also an alcoholic and 19.
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At least the wildabeast is trying... She could just head to McDicks and raise the national weight average.
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I have a friend kinda like that too but he's also an alcoholic and 19.
Well, that is about the only thing my friend does right - not drinking. His dad was a drunk thru his childhood, so he saw what that shit can do to you and your family. Otherwise, he would have been on the Diabetes train a long time ago.
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i couldnt help but think of getbig the other day, watching some middle aged chubby woman loading her groceries onto the belt. she had among other things a box of 'Carb-Control' chocolate ice cream bars(LOL), a box of 'weight watchers' cookie or brownie or cake mix(LOLO), and my personal favorite, about 20 boxes of 'South Beach Diet' tv dinners(LOLOL). then came the regular 'typical woman diet food staples'- a case of diet coke and a mountain of various fruit. as i saw this BRUTAL DIETING popped into my head. oh and i almost forgot, the 'womans world' magazine with the headlines of 'THE DAVINCI CODE DIET'-THE SECRET CODE IN THE BESTSELLER THAT IS THE KEY TO UNLOCKING FAT!
i wanted to ROFL in real life.
No way...a da vincci code DIET book...wtf ??? That is almost as pathetic as those Dr Phil get lean books
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AWWWW Thats sooooo cute! old ladys trying to diet. its like...so totally inspirational. Makes me want to go 2 hours on my stairmaster.. or as i like to call it "my bunbuster" Oh my goodness i crack myself up. :P
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you also hang out with trannies
Bwahahahahahaha
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Maybe she is in "maintenance" mode.
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Maybe she is in "maintenance" mode.
No my mother just goes in cycles with her diet like her roids.....
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Nothing will beat me walking into a GNC last year, shredded at 242 (with the help of T3 and Clen) eating a dairy queen large blizzard and saying to the overweight pimply faced wannabe bodybuilder "man, dieting sucks" and having his jaw drop in disbelief.
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rofl
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Some people just don't know. Ignorance.
But you have to give her credit for crying.
I hate the whole 5 servings of "fruits and veggies". It should be seperated because everyone else will just want the fruit. I know I would.
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i couldnt help but think of getbig the other day, watching some middle aged chubby woman loading her groceries onto the belt. she had among other things a box of 'Carb-Control' chocolate ice cream bars(LOL), a box of 'weight watchers' cookie or brownie or cake mix(LOLO), and my personal favorite, about 20 boxes of 'South Beach Diet' tv dinners(LOLOL). then came the regular 'typical woman diet food staples'- a case of diet coke and a mountain of various fruit. as i saw this BRUTAL DIETING popped into my head. oh and i almost forgot, the 'womans world' magazine with the headlines of 'THE DAVINCI CODE DIET'-THE SECRET CODE IN THE BESTSELLER THAT IS THE KEY TO UNLOCKING FAT!
i wanted to ROFL in real life.
These types of entities show me that Capitalism is still the gold standard and that everyone and anyone is one idea away from sitting on easy street.
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i couldnt help but think of getbig the other day, watching some middle aged chubby woman loading her groceries onto the belt. she had among other things a box of 'Carb-Control' chocolate ice cream bars(LOL), a box of 'weight watchers' cookie or brownie or cake mix(LOLO), and my personal favorite, about 20 boxes of 'South Beach Diet' tv dinners(LOLOL). then came the regular 'typical woman diet food staples'- a case of diet coke and a mountain of various fruit. as i saw this BRUTAL DIETING popped into my head. oh and i almost forgot, the 'womans world' magazine with the headlines of 'THE DAVINCI CODE DIET'-THE SECRET CODE IN THE BESTSELLER THAT IS THE KEY TO UNLOCKING FAT!
i wanted to ROFL in real life.
What part of the USA do you live in?
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lol
diet cookies
comedic
you can sell any bullshit to people
look at obama
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I have more respect for the ones at least making an attempt. The ones that get me are the 200+ females that load their carts with coke, mac and cheese, potato chips and every other high calorie easy fix item in the store. No attempt to do anything about their situation.