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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: gordiano on June 13, 2006, 02:30:58 PM
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for the abuse he has taken here?
Could you imagine Derek in court.......
Derek: Your honor, these assholes on Getbig have hurt my image and my ability to whore myself out.
Judge: How so?
Derek: Well, they claim that I do Gay-4-Pay, when if fact I am completely 100% gay. So my clientele is concerned that I may be sleeping with women, which is not the case at all. I am dedicated to the cock, and only the cock.
Judge: Continue....
Derek: Your honor, they call me bald and claim that I wear a hair piece......
Judge; Well, isn't that a rug on your head?
Derek: Yes it is, your honor. But that is beside the point. It ruins my reputation. Nobody wants a balding manwhore......
Judge: I see.
Derek: They say that I live in a trailer.
Judge: Well, do you?
Derek: Yes, I do.
Judge: I don't see what the problem is. Sounds to me like you're a cock sucking, manwhoring, strip teasin', ass greasin, balding, trailer park livin' fag.......get out of my court room.
Derek: Could I interest you in a blow job?
Judge: Get out! OUT!!
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LOL @ Judge: Get out! OUT!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
POST of the YEAR!!!
HAHAHAHA!!! I almost swallowed my giant fat plug of Skoal Wintergreen just now...HAHAHAHA!!!!!
gordiano you're my fkn hero! Holla!
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You are SOOOO SUED! Kamali is gonna give DA his lawyer's number. ;D
I wonder how Derek will "pay" for the services....
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The gay community should sue Derek for defamation of character!!
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Derek only comes here for subscriptions from lurking musclebears to his site.
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that's priceless
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When it comes to 'exposing' Derek for what he really is...nobody holds it down better than gordiano...mofo makes a BlockHead giggle!
'NeverTrustaBlonde'? Change it to 'NeverTrustaWomanwithaLow erbackTattoo'
Might be too long...
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When it comes to 'exposing' Derek for what he really is...nobody holds it down better than gordiano...mofo makes a BlockHead giggle!
'NeverTrustaBlonde'? Change it to 'NeverTrustaWomanwithaLow erbackTattoo'
Might be too long...
Or nevertrustawomanwhobreat hes........
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Funniest post, gordiano...when that one player from a month ago was looking for a guest poser at some show in MO...then all a sudden BOOM...you posted that pic of Derek w/ the orange thong. Hahahahahahahaha!!!
That dude was pissed! Hahahaha!
I smell a lawsuit from Adam Reiche to Derek...for theft of innocence.
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The gay community should sue Derek for defamation of character!!
LOL
The makers of synthol and rogaine are also suing Derek Anthony.
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What? I heard he's a good "poser."
hahahaha, monster DNA on his 70 year old trick's expensive refridgerator.
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hahahaha, monster DNA on his 70 year old trick's expensive refridgerator.
I love how the dollar bills are stuffed into his orange thong................
monster earning!
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LMAO! My cheeks are sore now! ;D ;D ;D
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Gordiano is the man, never an unfunny post from this guy
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I love how the dollar bills are stuffed into his orange thong................
monster earning!
hahahaha, those dollar bills remind me of what the dude said in 40 Year Old Virgin about the Box 'o Porn, so many jizz stains on them you can see them from space.
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We have just had a talk at work about Equality and Diversity . It is PC gone mad . Basically if you underminer someone's self esteem you will be repremanded . We would not go to court for such slurs in the work place.
We would simply be sacked .
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I second the motion for post of the year!
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When it comes to 'exposing' Derek for what he really is...nobody holds it down better than gordiano...mofo makes a BlockHead giggle!
'NeverTrustaBlonde'? Change it to 'NeverTrustaWomanwithaLow erbackTattoo'
Might be too long...
or NeverTrustAManBendingOve rInAG-String......
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That's the funniest post I ever read in Getbig.. You're the man gordiano!!
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What? I heard he's a good "poser."
jesus that butt is big
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jesus that butt is big
He's getting ready for figure competition..
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You guys crack me up!
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hahahaha, those dollar bills remind me of what the dude said in 40 Year Old Virgin about the Box 'o Porn, so many jizz stains on them you can see them from space.
that was a funny ass movie...I just saw The Ringer the other day and caught a good laugh...
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for the abuse he has taken here?
Could you imagine Derek in court.......
Derek: Your honor, these assholes on Getbig have hurt my image and my ability to whore myself out.
Judge: How so?
Derek: Well, they claim that I do Gay-4-Pay, when if fact I am completely 100% gay. So my clientele is concerned that I may be sleeping with women, which is not the case at all. I am dedicated to the cock, and only the cock.
Judge: Continue....
Derek: Your honor, they call me bald and claim that I wear a hair piece......
Judge; Well, isn't that a rug on your head?
Derek: Yes it is, your honor. But that is beside the point. It ruins my reputation. Nobody wants a balding manwhore......
Judge: I see.
Derek: They say that I live in a trailer.
Judge: Well, do you?
Derek: Yes, I do.
Judge: I don't see what the problem is. Sounds to me like you're a cock sucking, manwhoring, strip teasin', ass greasin, balding, trailer park livin' fag.......get out of my court room.
Derek: Could I interest you in a blow job?
Judge: Get out! OUT!!
GOOD STUFF !!
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Derek brings it on himself. Derk comes on and posts some crazy threads just wanting people to respond to them. However, I make sure it stay limited to one thread a month or so...
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Derek brings it on himself. Derk comes on and posts some crazy threads just wanting people to respond to them. However, I make sure it stay limited to one thread a month or so...
Derek only makes threads like that when he's in his manic stage!
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Derek brings it on himself. Derk comes on and posts some crazy threads just wanting people to respond to them. However, I make sure it stay limited to one thread a month or so...
Is it really him starting those insane threads? I always had doubts because the content of the threads was so ridiculous. I just figured it was some gimmick using DA to make a joke.
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Derek brings it on himself. Derk comes on and posts some crazy threads just wanting people to respond to them. However, I make sure it stay limited to one thread a month or so...
I was wondering why he only stops by everynow and then to start things up
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that's priceless
I have decided to sue myself...for sexual harassment...(LOL)
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gordiano OWNS Derek Anthony...
Derek knows it to...
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Hey you know that moving pic where Kamali is giving Bob a hand job? Someone needs to make one of Derek.
This thread needs the image as well
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Hey you know that moving pic where Kamali is giving Bob a hand job? Someone needs to make one of Derek.
This thread needs the image as well
lol, I never saw that! Probably never will now.
And yes, El Gordo has absolutely DESTROYED Derek more times than anyone can count ;D ;D ;D Keep 'em coming
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Derek brings it on himself. Derk comes on and posts some crazy threads just wanting people to respond to them. However, I make sure it stay limited to one thread a month or so...
cmon Ron...give Derek his own board...
please!!!!!!!!!!
:'(
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cmon Ron...give Derek his own board...
please!!!!!!!!!!
:'(
Cool Idea...What would the name of the Board be? lol
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Cool Idea...What would the name of the Board be? lol
Cock N balls board?
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Cock N balls board?
LOL!
Are you suggesting that Derek has a preference for the old nuts and bolt, rod and shaft?
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LOL!
Are you suggesting that Derek has a preference for the old nuts and bolt, rod and shaft?
LOL!
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I vote for the Derek board. he can troll there all day and be insulted by people!
Shweet!