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Title: Animal Pak is hardcore!!!!!!
Post by: sarcasm on July 03, 2006, 08:23:23 AM
 
Efficient
by Machine

Of paramount importance in my life is discipline. These toys we play with, these desires we hold dear are menacing to say the very least. Discipline has always been my touchstone and now more than ever I need it to carry me through. Did you ever watch some one you know flip flop around and tell you their new life changing philosophy every time you see them? Each time you talk to them they have a new way to conquer the world. Meanwhile they never even get their asses out of the chair. The reason for this is invariably a lack of discipline and motivation. Ideally, all you need is a clear vision of the thing you desire... Some knowledge from a practical standpoint... The motivation to put your knowledge to work... The final item you will need is the discipline to drag your ass through to the finish line.

This simple plan carried me through today and will help me blast the f**k out of all my tomorrows. The very first and most dangerous pitfall you will encounter is INEFFICIENCY. Do not be inefficient. In the gym, at work, at home, at peace or at war, make time work for you. If you’re tired, don’t lay in bed and waste the morning. Get out of bed and get your training done. Then set aside some time to lay down later in the day. Laziness breeds inefficiency--three hours in the weight room to perform 20 sets is inefficient. Twenty-four hours in one day and all you can manage is four sloppy, fucked up meals without thought to nutritional content? INEFFICIENT. Not focusing on your warm up sets, going through the motions, talking to your buddies, chasing ass? INEFFICIENT.

The most commonly asked question I get is, “How do you get big fast?” One day this kid I had seen before was in the weight room when I came in to hit my shoulders in the afternoon. When I got there, he’d probably been there for over an hour and he remained for my whole session. I was eating my post-meal in the corner and he got the balls up to ask me this question, “What’s the best way to get big fast?” I guess he expected some corny fortune-cookie bullshit answer that would push all the right buttons and he would finally figure this shit out.

I looked straight ahead and said, “By being more efficient.” He blank-stared my ass for about five minutes thinking about it. Then he said, “How?” That hit my psycho-nerve and I lit into him. “You got some fucking nerve lollygagging your ass around this weight room and then asking me something like that. You f**k around and bullshit with your buddies. You waste other people’s oxygen (including and most importantly, mine) by staying in here for four hours with nothing to show for it. You have accomplished nothing.

After that thrashing he looked as if he might have a fucking breakdown. I said, “Be here tomorrow at 3:30 in the A.M.” Then he came alive like his momma just gave him a new bike or some shit. I said, “What the f**k are you smiling at? We ain’t going to the school prom boy.” The next day he was at the door waiting in the cold. I opened the door and turned on the lights. I told him 15 minutes on the bike, then I got on the one three bikes away from him.

I will tell you that not one word was exchanged between us that day, not even hello or goodbye. However, I dragged his ass from one fucking station to the next, with no break, until I was sufficiently stimulated. I figured he was too by the way he laid on the floor, belly breathing like he just ran a fucking marathon. We were there one hour and fifty minutes and he learned more and absorbed more punishment than in all of his training previous to this. I put my hand on his shoulder and pulled him close to me. I held him there for a second… Then I said one word... 


hahahahahahahahaha.
Title: Re: Animal Pak is hardcore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kilojoule on July 03, 2006, 08:42:16 AM
(http://)hard core......... Baby.....
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Post by: NeverTrustABlonde on July 03, 2006, 08:47:14 AM
its too early in the day for an essay.......
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Post by: Naked4Jesus on July 03, 2006, 08:50:15 AM
its too early in the day for an essay.......

Show us your tits!
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Post by: candidate2025 on July 03, 2006, 08:51:28 AM
from a sales/advertising  point of view their ads are actually pretty fuckin good.
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Post by: The Showstoppa on July 03, 2006, 08:52:25 AM
from a sales/advertising  point of view their ads are actually pretty fuckin good.

yes, they appeal to the fat taint's like you very well.
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Post by: candidate2025 on July 03, 2006, 08:54:55 AM
no not really, actually im sure those are more directed to little skinny fuckers who desperately want to be intimidating......like you.
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Post by: ieffinhatecardio on July 03, 2006, 08:56:13 AM
That kind of sounds like one of Sarcasm's gym stories.
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Post by: ribonucleic on July 03, 2006, 09:09:30 AM
from a sales/advertising  point of view their ads are actually pretty fuckin good.

I admired the one where the guy said how sucking it up during leg workouts was his way of "being a man".

Nothing like an implied slur on his masculinity to push the buttons of a supplement purchaser.
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Post by: michael arvilla on July 03, 2006, 09:15:45 AM
i have one of the "animal pak" posters (someone sent it to me)
hanging up in my offfice at the gym.............
it's the one that says something like "it's 5:30 am everyone is asleep,yet your at the gym etc etc"
i like most of there ads .........i find them motivating
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Post by: RJB on July 03, 2006, 09:26:52 AM
I like the one about how the women he dates don't understand him.
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Post by: michael arvilla on July 03, 2006, 09:32:39 AM
there def a little over the top...................
but i still find them cool/motivating
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Post by: walking sculpture on July 03, 2006, 09:46:41 AM
Sounds like a John Defendis story....
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Post by: jonno gb on July 03, 2006, 09:55:02 AM
So some big guys tells a young guy to meet him at 3.30 am in a deserted gym,got him 'sufficietly stimulated' until he was 'laid out on the floor,belly breathing' then he 'put his hand on his shoulder and pulled him close'-hardcore,indeed ::) ;D
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Post by: Bluto on July 03, 2006, 10:19:36 AM
i'd like them if they stopped the one when they're hardcore doing leg extensions...
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Post by: NarcissisticDeity on July 03, 2006, 10:29:35 AM
Now these guys are hardcore !! they must have taken their animal pak and went balistic , this is whats its all about .
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Post by: brianX on July 03, 2006, 11:05:25 AM
Gayer than cotton candy.
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Post by: Blockhead on July 03, 2006, 11:06:59 AM

 It looks like an Ironman Magazine photo shoot...if thats the case then he is just squatting the dude...those plates are styrofoam or made of wood.

 My inside source knows...for he did many a photoshoots w/ Ironman.
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Post by: jmt1 on July 03, 2006, 11:21:17 AM
alot of those pics with frank  mcgrath are taken at diamond gym in nj.
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Post by: timfogarty on July 03, 2006, 06:37:20 PM
if thats the case then he is just squatting the dude...those plates are styrofoam or made of wood.

actually, it looks like the hooks are still on the pegs.
Title: Re: Animal Pak is hardcore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MCWAY on July 04, 2006, 01:32:28 AM
Now these guys are hardcore !! they must have taken their animal pak and went balistic , this is whats its all about .

Isn't that from a SportPharma ad? The bodybuilders are Dave Fisher (the guy under the bar) and Dan Freeman (I think). Fisher was once sponsored by that company, and while writing for MuscleMag International, he thanked the folks there for signing him up, before he won the North American Championship in 1993.

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Post by: SteelePegasus on July 04, 2006, 04:14:29 AM
its too early in the day for an essay.......
who is that in your signature, can you post a full pic?
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Post by: jaejonna on September 15, 2010, 07:44:19 AM
hahahah spot on post Dave, spot on as always ..
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Post by: Tito24 on September 15, 2010, 07:58:14 AM
hahahaha great stuff!!
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Post by: V Man on September 15, 2010, 08:04:48 AM
Now these guys are hardcore !! they must have taken their animal pak and went balistic , this is whats its all about .


This is stupid. It's not like there isn't any room left on the bar to add more plates. Why not just add more weights to the bar? ???
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Post by: Mr. Magoo on September 15, 2010, 08:35:10 AM
nothing gayer than a forvm of 170 lb hardcore animalpak users that train like animals in the gym with 50 lb dumbbell bench presses and come together online to call each other "bro" and to kiss each other's ass

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Post by: Tito24 on September 15, 2010, 08:36:44 AM
great to have Dave back guys.
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Post by: _bruce_ on September 15, 2010, 08:41:59 AM
Holy hell - embarrassment beyond comprehension.