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Title: Cute joke
Post by: Butterbean on July 14, 2006, 11:09:32 AM

God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we
don't
need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create
life out
of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the
'beginning'."
 
"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.

"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into
the
likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."

"Well, that's interesting, show Me."

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the
soil.
 
"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God,
"Get your own dirt."

Title: Re: Cute joke
Post by: OzmO on July 14, 2006, 11:12:48 AM

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: Cute joke
Post by: Colossus_500 on July 14, 2006, 11:13:36 AM

 ;D
I love it  ;)

Title: Re: Cute joke
Post by: Dos Equis on July 15, 2006, 12:25:32 AM

 ;D

Title: Re: Cute joke
Post by: 24KT on July 15, 2006, 11:59:17 AM

Good one STella!

Title: Re: Cute joke
Post by: Camel Jockey on July 15, 2006, 04:42:17 PM

Oh, teh funny!  ::)