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Title: Lee Priest - Which fitness girls are you after?
Post by: Bast000 on July 28, 2006, 11:46:57 PM
which hood-rat fitness girls are you mounting, now that you're single?
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Post by: figgs on July 28, 2006, 11:54:12 PM
Probably all of them.
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Post by: Bluto on July 29, 2006, 12:34:52 AM
I've heard that girls prefer tall men  ???
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Post by: Dorian 01 on July 29, 2006, 12:47:42 AM
I've heard that girls prefer tall men  ???
I've heard that girls prefer men. Better luck next time.
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on July 29, 2006, 12:48:53 AM
if LeeP is in austin, all he has to do is go downtown to sixth street with his arms showing, and talk his australian accent, and he'd get his pick of college-aged hotties.
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Post by: Bluto on July 29, 2006, 12:53:32 AM
I've heard that girls prefer men. Better luck next time.

Haha this midget got hurt!
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Post by: sean on July 29, 2006, 12:53:45 AM
ah, bunk.
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Post by: xavmaster on July 29, 2006, 12:54:04 AM
Lee gets the pick of all the bitches ;D
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Post by: Lee_a_priest on July 29, 2006, 06:18:34 AM
Well Mercedes Khani came to visit we had a nice time :).
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Post by: Army of One on July 29, 2006, 06:23:43 AM
"Lol look at that midget bodybuilder with the Brutal tats!"
(http://www.personalpowertraining.net/Mercedes%20Khani%20female%20fitness%20model,%20sexy%20female%20bikini%20model%205.JPG)
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Post by: dr.chimps on July 29, 2006, 06:25:15 AM
Well Mercedes Khani came to visit we had a nice time :).
You dog, you.  ;)
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Post by: Slin1 on July 29, 2006, 06:25:55 AM
Well Mercedes Khani came to visit we had a nice time :).

you teh man Lee
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Post by: gary67 on July 29, 2006, 06:27:20 AM
Well Lee looks like you will have plenty to talk about on Bob and Dans show monday. Hell the whole show can be on who you are dating now that you are single. Looks like Lee might need more than 1 hour on the show ;D
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Post by: Lee_a_priest on July 29, 2006, 06:29:05 AM
As long as i can get a word in over Bob it should be ok :).
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Post by: 240 is Back on July 29, 2006, 06:32:39 AM
Well Mercedes Khani came to visit we had a nice time :).

Lucky bastard.

As long as i can get a word in over Bob it should be ok :).

Good luck with that - ain't gonna happen.
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Post by: Lee_a_priest on July 29, 2006, 06:35:12 AM
Lucky bastard.

Good luck with that - ain't gonna happen.


Very Lucky ;)

Yeah i have to leave making smoothies race home and do interview.Yes i brought a City Blends Smoothie bar in the 24 hours fitness on Research and 183 near Braker in Austin Texas.
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Post by: Spike on July 29, 2006, 06:36:04 AM
Lee's goin be runnin thru bitches like Emmit Smith..........
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Post by: Slick Vic on July 29, 2006, 06:41:11 AM
As long as i can get a word in over Bob it should be ok :).
:D
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Post by: Lee_a_priest on July 29, 2006, 06:47:06 AM
Yes it was fun .Hi Mercedes hope you had fun
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Post by: 240 is Back on July 29, 2006, 06:52:15 AM
Lee's next tattoo:
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Post by: Lee_a_priest on July 29, 2006, 06:52:56 AM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM   ;D
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Post by: HERACLES on July 29, 2006, 06:58:01 AM
Haha...She knows you like your "rides" hahhaa.... ;D
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Post by: 240 is Back on July 29, 2006, 07:00:44 AM
Yeah i have to leave making smoothies race home and do interview.Yes i brought a City Blends Smoothie bar in the 24 hours fitness on Research and 183 near Braker in Austin Texas.

Perhaps you should do the interview from the smoothee bar.  Every time Bob starts to bash PDI or talk about how great he is, you can run the blender to disrupt the interview.
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Post by: kyomu on July 29, 2006, 07:10:46 AM
Lee,you da man!
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Post by: buffbodz on July 29, 2006, 07:18:17 AM
Yes it was fun .Hi Mercedes hope you had fun

I'm having fun just thinking about it :o
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Post by: gatrainer on July 29, 2006, 07:22:24 AM
I'm having fun just thinking about it :o
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f277/jonathan8346/lotionbottle.jpg)
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Post by: divcom on July 29, 2006, 07:24:59 AM
So...are you and Ms Benz an item?  You've just been beating around the bush getting these guys going...and she is saying on other thread it's more like a friend.  riding shot gun or actually driving.
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Post by: buffbodz on July 29, 2006, 07:27:36 AM
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f277/jonathan8346/lotionbottle.jpg)

Thanks, but not at work.   ;D
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Post by: Lee_a_priest on July 29, 2006, 07:46:40 AM
So...are you and Ms Benz an item?  You've just be beating around the bush getting these guys going...and she is saying on other thread it's more like a friend.  riding shot gun or actually driving.

Test driving :)
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Post by: kyomu on July 29, 2006, 07:50:38 AM
Test driving :)
Lee.I truly think you are cool guy!(No irony.Sincerly I think.)
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Post by: divcom on July 29, 2006, 07:56:14 AM
Test driving :)

Enough said.
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Post by: Slick Vic on July 29, 2006, 08:02:01 AM
Mercedes is surely Slick Vic Approved™ 8) so if it goes beyond the "test drive" I wish them both well.  :)
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Post by: gatrainer on July 29, 2006, 08:10:41 AM
Test driving :)
I see the air bags have been deployed!
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Post by: MercedesKhani on July 29, 2006, 08:13:48 AM
Yes it was fun .Hi Mercedes hope you had fun

Hi Lee. Yes I had a lot of fun.

 :-*
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Post by: MercedesKhani on July 29, 2006, 08:15:32 AM
Lee's next tattoo:

LOL!!!!  ;D
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Post by: gatrainer on July 29, 2006, 08:16:23 AM
(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l225/passa_2006/jal8ip.gif)
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Post by: Army of One on July 29, 2006, 08:24:24 AM
Hi Lee. Yes I had a lot of fun.

 :-*
Did you take it in the butt?
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Post by: Blockhead on July 29, 2006, 08:44:21 AM

 Hey Priest...I got a tat in Austin last summer...over by 6th street...that whole strip where the weirdos hang out and sell marijuana pipes. The joint is called 'The Red Diablo' tat parlor.

 So eh...how long until you get Mercedes name tatted on your skin? Hmmm? I'll admit though...if you did I wouldnt give you siht about it cuz thats how FIERCE I think she is.
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Post by: gatrainer on July 29, 2006, 08:48:18 AM
rumor has it that he already had it done on the base of his d*ck? 
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c255/only1hoodfella/Tattoo1.jpg)
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Post by: kyomu on July 29, 2006, 09:00:11 AM
rumor has it that he already had it done on the base of his d*ck? 
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c255/only1hoodfella/Tattoo1.jpg)
Oh disgusting hairs >:(
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Post by: MercedesKhani on July 29, 2006, 09:01:29 AM
rumor has it that he already had it done on the base of his d*ck? 
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c255/only1hoodfella/Tattoo1.jpg)

Lol you're insane!  ;D

Thanks Blockhead.  :)
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Post by: gatrainer on July 29, 2006, 09:03:29 AM
Lol you're insane!  ;D

Thanks Blockhead.  :)
You're a good sport Mercedes!! :)
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Post by: Bluto on July 29, 2006, 09:05:13 AM
Not yet. But who knows. Lee has an all access pass to me.  :) :P

:-* :-* :-*
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Post by: Blockhead on July 29, 2006, 09:08:53 AM

 No thank you Mercedes...damn...just your name alone. FAWK! I remember when I was a kid on the 80's I had the biggest cruch on actress 'Heather Graham' when i saw the movie 'Liscense to Drive'...in that movie her name was 'Mercedes'...I think I told you that before though...

 You are a good sport on here...getbig is the 'Jerry Springer' of BB forums...sometimes I see people throw siht your way but you're always good at taking and redirecting it. Holla at a kid!
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Post by: gatrainer on July 29, 2006, 09:13:13 AM
Not yet. But who knows. Lee has an all access pass to me.  :) :P


(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j290/Gaffney2006/gross.gif)
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Post by: Army of One on July 29, 2006, 09:21:23 AM
Not yet. But who knows. Lee has an all access pass to me.  :) :P

My dick got hard reading that
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Post by: Bones on July 29, 2006, 10:10:15 AM
Yes it was fun .Hi Mercedes hope you had fun
  I hope this isn't the same Mercedes that Oil Arms Valentino is always talk'n about in MD every month...the one that he says  straps a big dong on and pumps his ass pipe.
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Post by: EL Mariachi on July 29, 2006, 10:14:36 AM
hey lee you sead you are a very shy person, and you get all this chicks?
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Post by: Bluto on July 29, 2006, 10:15:37 AM
hey lee you sead you are a very shy person, and you get all this chicks?

It's the tattoos.
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Post by: Bast000 on July 29, 2006, 10:42:06 AM
girls like aussi accents.
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Post by: IceCold on July 29, 2006, 10:43:35 AM
i guess the "adela" tatoo was a bad idea afterall.  (like all the other ones).
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Post by: sgt. d on July 29, 2006, 11:06:57 AM
i guess the "adela" tatoo was a bad idea afterall.  (like all the other ones).

how can he fix it now :-\
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Post by: torquemada on July 29, 2006, 11:08:16 AM
It's the tattoos.

Muscles and tat's..


the winning combination ;D
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Post by: MercedesKhani on July 29, 2006, 04:44:03 PM
  I hope this isn't the same Mercedes that Oil Arms Valentino is always talk'n about in MD every month...the one that he says  straps a big dong on and pumps his ass pipe.

Lol no, I read that. He says she is latin several times. I'm Persian. Honestly I don't know who the guy is, plus using a strap on on guys is not my thing.  :P

MK
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Post by: Army of One on July 29, 2006, 04:47:21 PM
Lol no, I read that. He says she is latin several times. I'm Persian. Honestly I don't know who the guy is, plus using a strap on on guys is not my thing.  :P

MK
Thats good Persians are hot ;)
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Post by: sarcasm on July 29, 2006, 05:03:26 PM
no offense to Lee but these fitness girls will f.uck anyone who will help them get ahead and give them free drugs, that's just the truth.
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Post by: MercedesKhani on July 29, 2006, 05:19:45 PM
no offense to Lee but these fitness girls will f.uck anyone who will help them get ahead and give them free drugs, that's just the truth.

Hey sarcasm.  :)

Nahh I like Lee.  :) Plus I dont see how it would get me ahead in ifbb if he's openly expressing his not-so-shy-opinion about the ifbb and competing in PDI. Don't really care how that could 'affect me' and dont think it will, thinking that way would be selfish. I still have to diet and train hard to be in the best shape either way. Free drugs; dont wanna lose femininity for the sport or anything, being happy with yourself is priceless. I love this sport but won't do 'anything' to get 'ahead'.

Thanks for your concern though.  :)
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Post by: JKDMan on July 29, 2006, 05:21:48 PM
Not yet. But who knows. Lee has an all access pass to me.  :) :P

:o :o :o

Go Lee! Just remember...women talk the romantic foreplay talk, but in the end they all want to be pounded hard.  ;)
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Post by: alexxx on July 29, 2006, 05:23:09 PM
My dick got hard reading that

the one about to enter your mouth or the one on currently spraying you with the men batter?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -homo-
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Post by: sarcasm on July 29, 2006, 05:23:42 PM
the one about to enter your mouth or the one on currently spraying you with the men batter?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -homo-
hahahahaha, db2431 owned.
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Post by: Army of One on July 29, 2006, 05:31:45 PM
the one about to enter your mouth or the one on currently spraying you with the men batter?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -homo-
HAHA ok you beast....I heard you get bukkaked on so much that youve seen more ceilings than Michelangelo
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Post by: alexxx on July 29, 2006, 05:33:22 PM
HAHA ok you beast....I heard you get bukkaked on so much youve seen more ceilings than Michelangelo

try to muster all of your skills and energies to actually make structure and sense to your sentences.
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Post by: 240 is Back on July 29, 2006, 05:35:08 PM
HAHA ok you beast....I heard you get bukkaked on so much youve seen more ceilings than Michelangelo

you, sir, are gayer than reading a Chris Duffy biography on the toilet, while listening to European techno, wearing only your free XS Musclebears T-shirt.
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Post by: Army of One on July 29, 2006, 05:35:31 PM
Sorry I just looked at a thread with your pics and lost the will to live, Im back to normal now
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Post by: Army of One on July 29, 2006, 05:38:41 PM
you, sir, are gayer than reading a Chris Duffy biography on the toilet, while listening to European techno, wearing only your free XS Musclebears T-shirt.

haha ok "240" I bet your at home wearing your backstreet boys reunion limited edition t-shirt, reading your San Francisco Tour Guide while listening to the New Lance Bass single
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Post by: 240 is Back on July 29, 2006, 05:43:41 PM
haha ok "240" I bet your at home wearing your backstreet boys reunion limited edition t-shirt, reading your San Francisco Tour Guide while listening to the New Improved Lance Bass single

Yeah db2431, i remember seeing you at the club... Lance Bass was wearing you like a pair of spandex.  You were on his cock like Prince Albert's pet rooster.  Now get in your dark greeen Jetta with the rainbow tint windows and speed home - there's gotta be something on Lifetime you're missing right now.
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Post by: Army of One on July 29, 2006, 05:47:52 PM
Yeah db2431, i remember seeing you at the club... Lance Bass was wearing you like a pair of spandex.  You were on his cock like Prince Albert's pet rooster.  Now get in your dark greeen Jetta with the rainbow tint windows and speed home - there's gotta be something on Lifetime you're missing right now.
HAHAHA gayer than Elton Johns DVD collection, the only club youve ever been a member of was the village people fanzine
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Post by: alexxx on July 29, 2006, 05:49:35 PM
Lee has some serious game!!!

Who here thinks he can score hotter babes than Gunter?

not a chance!
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Post by: Army of One on July 29, 2006, 05:50:27 PM
Gunter is a pimp no doubt
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Post by: sarcasm on July 29, 2006, 05:51:18 PM
Lee has some serious game!!!

Who here thinks he can score hotter babes than Gunter?
Gunther by a country mile, think about it, Lee is a good dude but what woman is going to get serious about a guy that short with so many tattoos, her family will think she's lost her mind if she shows up with him but if she showed up with a tall, muscular, blonde, blue eyed, clean cut picture of Aryan superiority like Gunter they would be ecstatic.
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Post by: Army of One on July 29, 2006, 05:52:56 PM
Gunther by a country mile, think about it, Lee is a good dude but what woman is going to get serious about a guy that short with so many tattoos, her family will think she's lost her mind if she shows up with him but if she showed up with a tall, muscular, blonde, blue eyed, clean cut picture of Aryan superiority like Gunter they would be ecstatic.
You can put your cock away now you homo.Gayer than a Michael Jackson sleepover
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Post by: sarcasm on July 29, 2006, 05:53:48 PM
You can put your cock away now you homo.Gayer than a Michael Jackson sleepover
you're just mad because you're short and mexican and inferior.
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Post by: Army of One on July 29, 2006, 05:54:42 PM
you're just mad because you're short and mexican and inferior.
Epic Comeback
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Post by: Oliver Klaushof on July 29, 2006, 06:00:01 PM
hahahaha oh brother hahahaha "db2431" is the kind of "man" that strolls down to the boystown district of SanFrancisco, walks up to the oiliest, greasiest Guatamalen hotdog vendor and says, "say you brown working stud, with buff forearms, bouncy curls, and glutes ever so tight, hows about you slipping me some meat in these buns." hahahahahah gay as Pouchuli
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Post by: Army of One on July 29, 2006, 06:10:05 PM
hahahaha oh brother hahahaha "db2431" is the kind of "man" that strolls down to the boystown district of SanFrancisco, walks up to the oiliest, greasiest Guatamalen hotdog vendor and says, "say you brown working stud, with buff forearms, bouncy curls, and glutes ever so tight, hows about you slipping me some meat in these buns." hahahahahah gay as Pouchuli
HAHA ok "Oliver" your the kind of man who invites his male "friends" round for a "boys" night only and insists they watch Legends of the fall again because of the "amazing" story while cuddled up under the blanket together naked to "preserve" bodyheat oh brother what a fag
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Post by: Oliver Klaushof on July 29, 2006, 06:17:42 PM
HAHA ok "Oliver" your the kind of man who invites his male "friends" round for a "boys" night only and insists they watch Legends of the fall again because of the "amazing" story while cuddled up under the blanket together naked to "preserve" bodyheat oh brother what a fag

hahaha that's pretty weak. Anyway....

db2431, I bet you're the kind of guy that won a private screening of brokeback mountain in downtown SanFrancisco after listening to the local smooth Jazz station, and you went there in your Groucho Marx fake nose and mustache, and yellow raincoat and said to yourself, "I'm not gay, this is a critically acclaimed movie by award winning director Ang Lee with mainstream appeal." as your hand slipped down your pants hahahaha gayer than garlic bread
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Post by: Army of One on July 29, 2006, 06:26:31 PM
hahaha that's pretty weak. Anyway....

db2431, I bet you're the kind of guy that won a private screening of brokeback mountain in downtown SanFrancisco after listening to the local smooth Jazz station, and you went there in your Groucho Marx fake nose and mustache, and yellow raincoat and said to yourself, "I'm not gay, this is a critically acclaimed movie by award winning director Ang Lee with mainstream appeal." as your hand slipped down your pants hahahaha gayer than garlic bread

lame..
Oliver your the kind of guy who when your beard girlfriend asks you if you want to try anal , you bend over then pretend you were picking something up when she asks you what you were doing haha oh brother what a fag
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Post by: Oliver Klaushof on July 29, 2006, 06:31:28 PM
"db2431" is the kind of "man" that goes to the Mulatto dildo emporium and returns a 16 " mulatto dildo, and when the fag working the counter says, "sir, what's wrong with it? Why are you so upset?" "db2431 starts slamming it on the counter as he screams, "I explicitly stated in my ordering instructions when I placed it on lay-away, I wanted a 24 INCH mulatto dildo, this will never  work!!!!!! What's a bottom bitch gotta do around here for some 24 inch mulatto cock?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

hahaahaha gayer than Liberace's piano auctioned off on ebay
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Post by: Army of One on July 29, 2006, 06:37:29 PM
"Oliver Klaushof" hahaha I bet your the kind of guy who buys extra thin toilet paper so his fingers "accidently" slip through the paper and up his ass while wiping and reading "Freddie Mercury, my private side" with Little Richard's greatest Hits playing in the background, oh brother what a fag
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Post by: Oliver Klaushof on July 29, 2006, 06:44:12 PM
1/5

ahem,

"db2431" is the sort of little bottom bitch that joins up as the water boy for the Olympic swim team, and says to the athletes, "say you bronze gods, you can't compete in those swim trunks, clinging so smooth to glistening buttocks ever so tight, shining under the summer sunlight, with big veiny cocks sticking all about. I'll have to suck you off, there's simply no other option I can conceive of!"

So when he's rolled into the hospital a few hours later, he's pulled out of anesthesia after having 40 gallons of semen pumped from his stomach. When asked by the doctors why he did it, "db2431" says, "I'll do anything for my team!!!!! Go team Nigeria!!!!!!!!"
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Post by: sarcasm on July 29, 2006, 07:19:22 PM
db2431!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your insolence won't be tolerated, hahahaha, i'll bet you're the type of 'guy' who buys a house in a neighborhood where a big musclebear UPS driver delivers and then proceed to order Romancing the Bone and Bottom Boys Go Wild from Gay Porn Express and on the day that it's supposed to be delivered you put on your ballgag, leather g-string and leather face mask and then answer the door and say, "oh....hi there stud....i was wondering when you were going to show up with my "movies", wanna come in and have some fun?" hahahaha, gayer than 8 grain bread.
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Post by: Oliver Klaushof on July 29, 2006, 07:27:47 PM
hahahahaha yes, Sarcasm that's exactly the kind of  little bottom bitch "db2431"  is hahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*&!*!_*!
gayer than three-cheese pizza
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Post by: Bones on July 29, 2006, 09:07:33 PM
Lol no, I read that. He says she is latin several times. I'm Persian. Honestly I don't know who the guy is, plus using a strap on on guys is not my thing.  :P

MK
  Let's hope that it isn't Lee's thing ;D
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Post by: sgt. d on July 30, 2006, 12:07:42 AM
why does every thread with sarcasm in it, turn into ppl calling each other gay
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Post by: Theoak* on July 30, 2006, 12:18:10 AM
Good luck lee, remember to use protection. Fitness chicks like these have a name for being passed around.
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Post by: honest on July 30, 2006, 02:26:09 AM
Her turban headed parents are going to love this.

First she embarasses them in the muslim world by walking around naked half the time then she brings home a tattooed midget.

Oh Allah give me strength.
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Post by: Bones on July 30, 2006, 06:13:56 AM
Sarcasm - are you saying that Hitler would have used Gunter for breeding?

Time for me to invest in a pair of Aldo shoes.  ;D
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Post by: Kwon on March 02, 2017, 12:29:38 PM
Yes it was fun .Hi Mercedes hope you had fun

Nice one
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Post by: Kwon on August 24, 2017, 12:00:19 PM
Well Mercedes Khani came to visit we had a nice time :).

How long did the visit last?
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Post by: Kwon on August 24, 2017, 12:02:05 PM
So...are you and Ms Benz an item?  You've just been beating around the bush getting these guys going...and she is saying on other thread it's more like a friend.  riding shot gun or actually driving.

Rascaldog_fan and Brooklyn won't approve!
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Post by: Ronnie Rep on August 24, 2017, 01:14:40 PM
Nice thread bump Kwan. Never saw it before. Didn't know Lee got to test drive Mercedes.
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Post by: _bruce_ on August 24, 2017, 01:34:04 PM
"db2431" is the kind of "man" that goes to the Mulatto dildo emporium and returns a 16 " mulatto dildo, and when the fag working the counter says, "sir, what's wrong with it? Why are you so upset?" "db2431 starts slamming it on the counter as he screams, "I explicitly stated in my ordering instructions when I placed it on lay-away, I wanted a 24 INCH mulatto dildo, this will never  work!!!!!! What's a bottom bitch gotta do around here for some 24 inch mulatto cock?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

hahaahaha gayer than Liberace's piano auctioned off on ebay

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Lee Priest - Which fitness girls are you after?
Post by: falco on August 25, 2017, 02:44:19 PM
Real midgets dont kiss and tell.
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Post by: AusBB on August 25, 2017, 07:32:18 PM
Real midgets dont kiss and tell.

Maybe its karma then that Lee is now stuck in bumfuck newcastle selling his trophies and starting gofundme's to pay his rent these days.