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Title: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Bodybuilding.com Webmaster on August 08, 2006, 02:07:28 PM
Brenda Kelly visits her close friend Kelly Ryan at the Clark County Detention Center. Months away from her and Craig Titus' January trial for the murder of Melissa James, see how Kelly is coping with life in prison.

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/brenda45.htm

W
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: ieffinhatecardio on August 08, 2006, 02:14:02 PM
That broad is crazy. I didn't know you could be radiant with an inner light while being held in a lockup on charges of murder. The delusion of these people is just astounding.  ::)

Why do these women get so much plastic surgery? Look at this woman, she couldn't be more fake if she were molded in a factory.  ::)

(http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/images/2006/brenda45d.jpg)
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: gracie bjj on August 08, 2006, 02:17:18 PM
interesting stuff,i just hope the truth comes out on what happened exactly with that girls horrible death
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: ManBearPig... on August 08, 2006, 02:22:47 PM
i like her purse.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: gracie bjj on August 08, 2006, 02:24:37 PM
i think brendas pretty good lookin to be honest
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Dan-O on August 08, 2006, 02:25:12 PM
Brenda Kelly must've graduated from the Flex Wheeler school of journalism.  She talks about herself more than anything else.  It's pretty distracting to try to read.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Disgusted on August 08, 2006, 02:29:11 PM
Brenda Kelly must've graduated from the Flex Wheeler school of journalism.  She talks about herself more than anything else.  It's pretty distracting to try to read.

I stopped reading when she claimed Kelly said she had no wrinkles. How freakin vain can you be.  ::)
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: knny187 on August 08, 2006, 02:36:15 PM
Brenda Kelly must've graduated from the Flex Wheeler school of journalism.  She talks about herself more than anything else.  It's pretty distracting to try to read.








after reading this statement she made.....everyone on Getbig will know she's full of shit:

Yes, I had heard rumors about Craig's temper and excessive party ways and was told to stay far far away. I had also seen signs of this. There was one USA event in Vegas where I saw Bob Cicherillo go up to Craig and confront him on some smack Craig had been saying about Bob in the Internet and Mags.

Bob asked if Craig really wanted to go out into the parking lot to punch it out and roll around like a couple of goofs or bury the hatchet. Craig wisely chose to bury the hatchet and all was good. Craig did seem to always be in some sort of war with another Pro Bodybuilder; however, I never had an issue with him.




everyone here knows Bob is a pussy.

 ;D
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: anvil on August 08, 2006, 02:49:02 PM
Brenda and Kelly would make for a really ugly lezbo porn scene.

I'd still have to jerk to it though
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: ManBearPig... on August 08, 2006, 02:50:23 PM
I heard that night Titus and Bob made sweet sweet love while Kelly watched and jerked off?

Any confirmation?
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: youandme on August 08, 2006, 02:58:34 PM
How was that a interview? Sure kelly cant speak about the trial but I mean I learned more about the writer and her tag along friend more than I did about Kelly's situation
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: tommywishbone on August 08, 2006, 03:00:48 PM
 ;D This thread has potential.

From the article "... no convicted felons may visit an inmate period..." Incorrect.


Props for visiting Brenda. Oh... nice rack.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Disgusted on August 08, 2006, 03:06:13 PM
I'm amazed by Brenda's complexion. She had virtually no wrinkles.  :o
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Captain Equipoise on August 08, 2006, 03:19:10 PM
"Bob asked if Craig really wanted to go out into the parking lot to punch it out and roll around like a couple of goofs or bury the hatchet. Craig wisely chose to bury the hatchet and all was good. Craig did seem to always be in some sort of war with another Pro Bodybuilder; however, I never had an issue with him."

This was by far my favourite part, LOL
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: legbreaker on August 08, 2006, 03:20:04 PM
That broad is crazy. I didn't know you could be radiant with an inner light while being held in a lockup on charges of murder. The delusion of these people is just astounding.  ::)

Why do these women get so much plastic surgery? Look at this woman, she couldn't be more fake if she were molded in a factory.  ::)

(http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/images/2006/brenda45d.jpg)

You got that right.  Any magazine that publishes this or anything by her is out of their mind.  The world of bodybuilding...scary.  Lots of mental people, Lol!  
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Tre on August 08, 2006, 03:24:27 PM
All I can say is, "Are you f'n kidding me?"

(http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/images/2006/brenda45csm.jpg)

(http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/images/2006/brenda45j.jpg)

(http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/images/2006/brenda45h.jpg)
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: tommywishbone on August 08, 2006, 03:25:09 PM
i like her purse.

Creampuff.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Motorbreath on August 08, 2006, 03:27:33 PM
Craig and Kelly were apprehended in Chicago after allegedly fleeing Las Vegas last December 2005.

This mannequin is a WACKO........CHICAGO, they were never there, they were busted in CANTON, MA and spent a month in jail there......

Wake up you Fucking ditz....????????
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Motorbreath on August 08, 2006, 03:38:40 PM
Also, have some balls as a journalist and ask her why she bought 12 gallons of lighter fluid???
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: sarcasm on August 08, 2006, 03:43:48 PM
hahahahaha, typical fitness bimbo skank making the whole story about herself, look at the pics of her posing and smiling in front of the jail sign, priceless.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: JediKnight on August 08, 2006, 03:44:24 PM
is that chick white or Asian? Both Kelly and Brenda look like they had the same Dr work on there face.Both look very scary
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Van_Bilderass on August 08, 2006, 03:56:37 PM
The survival mechanism, "JESUS", sure kicked in!
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Adam Empire on August 08, 2006, 03:58:03 PM
All I can say is, "Are you f'n kidding me?"

(http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/images/2006/brenda45csm.jpg)

(http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/images/2006/brenda45j.jpg)

(http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/images/2006/brenda45h.jpg)

Was this even an interview at all?  All I saw was a sheet of plastic molded into females body talking about herself.

We learned a lot about the interviewer though.  And got plenty of pics of them holding down the prison sign...
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: nycbull on August 08, 2006, 04:09:42 PM
"Brenda!" she said, "you don't even have a wrinkle and your face is so smooth! How are you doing? You look wonderful!"

Its called Botox.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: ieffinhatecardio on August 08, 2006, 04:14:27 PM
"Brenda!" she said, "you don't even have a wrinkle and your face is so smooth! How are you doing? You look wonderful!"

Its called Botox.

It's called vapid, empty, shallow and about ten other adjectives that I can think of.

Did I miss something or is that fool in jail because she killed someone? You'd think the topic of conversation wouldn't be how they look considering they only had 25 minutes and she's accused of KILLING someone.

Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Sir William Idol on August 08, 2006, 04:16:46 PM
a few points:

1) "Kelly wanted me to help her point of view be known. She wanted to have a voice in the media since she was appalled at the way they were conveying her story."

Then comes the vote:


Do You Think The Media Has Handled The Kelly Ryan/Craig Titus Murder Case Appropriately?
 
Yes.   33 (40.2%)  
No.   27 (32.9%)  
Not Sure.   22 (26.8%)  



Total Votes: 82



hahhaha, fucking owned

2) Kelly said she was astounded when she read an article in Oxygen, a popular women's fitness magazine, about her Mother dying of a broken heart. She can receive mail and said Robert Kennedy the publisher had mailed her a copy. Kelly couldn't believe what it said.

She asked me,


"Isn't that against the law to
just make stuff up as factual and print it?"

I replied about the need for media sensationalism. She just shook her head. She said she heard people were saying her mother died of a broken heart when truthfully; her mother had a serious heart condition that runs in the family.


but that literally is a broken heart isnt it?  way to oxygen, nice work.  also brenda horrible misuse of a semi-colon there; the only time you should use a full colon or a semi-colon is when you have plenty of lube and you're hanging out with......


(http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/images/2006/brenda45h.jpg)

thats right!!! STEPH-AHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


hahah, epic "cameron frye" wannabe
(http://i.cnn.net/v5cache/TNT/Images/ferrisbuellersdayoff_lg08.jpg)
 
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Purge_WTF on August 08, 2006, 04:22:53 PM
That broad is crazy. I didn't know you could be radiant with an inner light while being held in a lockup on charges of murder. The delusion of these people is just astounding.  ::)

Why do these women get so much plastic surgery? Look at this woman, she couldn't be more fake if she were molded in a factory.  ::)

(http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/images/2006/brenda45d.jpg)

  She's got an even more mishapen face than Kelly, and that's saying a lot.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Mr. Zimbabwe on August 08, 2006, 04:24:39 PM
United Flight 357, before we can clear you for take off, we need to re-check that you have no lighter fluid in your cargo area!  Do you copy?
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Sir William Idol on August 08, 2006, 04:26:45 PM
Ghost in the Machine
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: JKDMan on August 08, 2006, 05:08:23 PM
Honestly, that was a pretty lousy interview. Brenda talked more about herself than Kelly Ryan.  ::)
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Tre on August 08, 2006, 05:22:09 PM
Brenda Kelly visits her close friend Kelly Ryan at the Clark County Detention Center. Months away from her and Craig Titus' January trial for the murder of Melissa James, see how Kelly is coping with life in prison.

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/brenda45.htm

W

Brenda's a sweet girl.

1) Unless your goal was to make her look as bad as possible, I can't believe you guys published that

2) I can't believe you advertised it

That being said...I loved the webcam reference:

"During all of this it is strange watching the digital LED counter at the bottom of the screen count down your time the whole time you are talking.  The Only Contact Is By Video Monitor.  After 25 minutes, the screen goes blank and it is over."

:D

http://www.herbicepscam.com/

(sweet Cindy's on in free right now)

http://www.herbicepscam.com/browse_perfProfile.aspx?PerfID=Cindy
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: gordiano on August 08, 2006, 05:40:56 PM
Great "interview".  ::)


Check out this gem:

"But still I asked myself, who could hold up like I have just seen Kelly hold up in these circumstances? Could you? Would I? Only someone who had great faith with a champion heart and soul could do this. Kelly Ryan is doing just that."

What is with the shots of Brenda posing outside the joint................WTF? Never pass up on a photo op.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: phyxsius on August 08, 2006, 05:46:56 PM
United Flight 357, before we can clear you for take off, we need to re-check that you have no lighter fluid in your cargo area!  Do you copy?

LOL
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Tre on August 08, 2006, 05:47:24 PM
Never pass up on a photo op.

"And this is me posing outside my friend in Christ's new home..."
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: newmom on August 08, 2006, 05:58:21 PM
(http://i.cnn.net/v5cache/TNT/Images/ferrisbuellersdayoff_lg08.jpg)

classic sir william idol....
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: LLES on August 08, 2006, 06:55:12 PM
Amazing how she has suddenly found religion. She knows she's screwed.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Ron on August 08, 2006, 07:12:10 PM

Both Kelly and Craig cannot talk about the case - it is that simple. I went to visit Craig last weekend, we talked about a number of various subjects and issues. He was in good spirits, and looking forward to having things come out, but under lawyer's rules, must wait until the trial.  He is very aware of this board, and what people say (he does get mail, and so does Kelly), but the whole story could of been said in a few sentences.

Still - it is the facts of the case, the places that were mentioned in the transcripts, and what really happened is what is interesting. We have only heard one side of the story, the prosecutors and some of the witnesses. In January, we will hear the defense side, and perhaps then, perception of the case may change greatly.

I won't discuss what Craig & I talked about - as it is between Craig & I. But he does wish everybody well, even King Kamali...
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: knny187 on August 08, 2006, 07:21:06 PM
Both Kelly and Craig cannot talk about the case - it is that simple. I went to visit Craig last weekend, we talked about a number of various subjects and issues. He was in good spirits, and looking forward to having things come out, but under lawyer's rules, must wait until the trial.  He is very aware of this board, and what people say (he does get mail, and so does Kelly), but the whole story could of been said in a few sentences.

Still - it is the facts of the case, the places that were mentioned in the transcripts, and what really happened is what is interesting. We have only heard one side of the story, the prosecutors and some of the witnesses. In January, we will hear the defense side, and perhaps then, perception of the case may change greatly.

I won't discuss what Craig & I talked about - as it is between Craig & I. But he does wish everybody well, even King Kamali...


Anyone have an address?

I want to write a "good luck" letter
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Bones on August 08, 2006, 07:25:27 PM
  Good Lord...what happened to her face???Looks like her face was made of wax and the Vegas heat was starting to have an effect.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Tre on August 08, 2006, 07:29:38 PM
  Good Lord...what happened to her face???Looks like her face was made of wax and the Vegas heat was starting to have an effect.

Nah, she's still cute.

The camera was just more interested in getting those bars in focus.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: jaejonna on August 08, 2006, 07:33:55 PM
"Yes, I had heard rumors about Craig's temper and excessive party ways and was told to stay far far away. I had also seen signs of this. There was one USA event in Vegas where I saw Bob Cicherillo go up to Craig and confront him on some smack Craig had been saying about Bob in the Internet and Mags.

Bob asked if Craig really wanted to go out into the parking lot to punch it out and roll around like a couple of goofs or bury the hatchet. Craig wisely chose to bury the hatchet and all was good. Craig did seem to always be in some sort of war with another Pro Bodybuilder; however, I never had an issue with him."

Bob owned an accused murderer...hahah  tough guy are ya ??
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: willie mosconi on August 08, 2006, 07:35:18 PM
Why did bb.com put this up on their site? It is horrible and insulting. Are we supposed to feel sympathy for these fucks?
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: HRDCOR on August 08, 2006, 07:57:16 PM
What gets me is all this talk about GOD,,, surly a follower of the faith and teachings would not find themselves in this predicament in the first place and defiantly a follower of the teachings of Jesus would not have got up to the sordid live Graig and Kelly followed and lived ??

Its just all wrong this GOD call !!
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Chick on August 08, 2006, 07:59:30 PM
Jesus must spend a lot of time in jail...everyone seems to find him there!
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: jaejonna on August 08, 2006, 08:01:38 PM
Jesus must spend a lot of time in jail...everyone seems to find him there!
were you going to fight him chick or was that just a case of beer muscles ??
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: knny187 on August 08, 2006, 08:07:26 PM
Jesus must spend a lot of time in jail...everyone seems to find him there!

I heard you found jesus after you approached craig & he put you in your place

 ;)



Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Chick on August 08, 2006, 08:10:03 PM
were you going to fight him chick or was that just a case of beer muscles ??

I've never had a beer in my life, or been drunk for that matter...

The story with me and Craig was true...I left it up to him if he wanted to fight, we were going to go outside and take care of business, man to man. He opted not to.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: jaejonna on August 08, 2006, 08:11:59 PM
I've never had a beer in my life, or been drunk for that matter...

The story with me and Craig was true...I left it up to him if he wanted to fight, we were going to go outside and take care of business, man to man. He opted not to.
You never had beer in your life or been drunk ???? How bout wine ? Jeezzz Chick live a lil!!
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Chick on August 08, 2006, 08:26:32 PM
Never my thing...even in high school. I've never smoked pot or cigarettes either.

I 'll have the occasional Champagne, or the wine cooler type drinks...wine gives me a headache.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: bigdumbbell on August 08, 2006, 08:37:38 PM
Never my thing...even in high school. I've never smoked pot or cigarettes either.

I 'll have the occasional Champagne, or the wine cooler type drinks...wine gives me a headache.
  good man
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Wombat on August 08, 2006, 08:48:56 PM
Never my thing...even in high school. I've never smoked pot or cigarettes either.

I 'll have the occasional Champagne, or the wine cooler type drinks...wine gives me a headache.

what about pain killers...Certainly alittle nubain once in awhile must have been part of your cocktail in the old days No?  Heavy leg days ect...
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: dknole on August 08, 2006, 08:49:53 PM
I've never had a beer in my life, or been drunk for that matter...

The story with me and Craig was true...I left it up to him if he wanted to fight, we were going to go outside and take care of business, man to man. He opted not to.

"Yeah...I prefer to inject my drugs..."lol
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Wombat on August 08, 2006, 08:50:08 PM
the funniest part of the whole "interview" was when she stated that her hair has never looked better....WOW...just unbelievable what comes out of this chicks mouth...
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: HRDCOR on August 08, 2006, 08:57:33 PM
Quote
  --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Jesus must spend a lot of time in jail...everyone seems to find him there!                                 


I wonder what he did , probibly got busted for inventing things like  , testosterone , deca , and good stuff like that , or prehaps he got caught hanging out of a under age angel or something , but what ever he did all conficts seem to find ONCE they have been busted going against his so called GOOD BOOK , funny that ??
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Ron on August 08, 2006, 09:02:09 PM

There is a huge amount of interest in the Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan case and everything related to it. As Bob and Dan did mention, this was one of the top bodybuilding stories, if not the biggest, in 2005. There are 2 or 3 sites just devoted to it. And people still come up to me, and email daily, asking questions on what is going on, what have you heard, when is the trial coming, when are you going to put up more relavant news, etc - so the story is relevant. I am not so sure about how it was done - but hey - how can I complain when as resarchers - we strive to learn whatever we can about the facts of the case - without saying he or she is guilty.

Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Chick on August 08, 2006, 09:03:08 PM
what about pain killers...Certainly alittle nubain once in awhile must have been part of your cocktail in the old days No?  Heavy leg days ect...

Nope...I never even knew what Nubain was until I moved out to Cali a few years ago.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: wes mantooth on August 08, 2006, 09:06:28 PM
Nah, she's still cute.

The camera was just more interested in getting those bars in focus.


you kidding right?

she looks like she got hit in the face with a frying pan...then sprayed with lacquer.



"Kelly proudly says Craig and she have never been doing better as a couple as they have both shifted their priorities from focusing on Bodybuilding and Fitness back to the basics of a husband and wife family unit. They want to start a family as soon as they can resume their lives together."

ahhh..the couple that murders together...stays together!!!

someone should "old yeller" this broad
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Tre on August 08, 2006, 09:17:03 PM
I am not so sure about how it was done - but hey - how can I complain when as resarchers - we strive to learn whatever we can about the facts of the case - without saying he or she is guilty.

But the only thing that reporter cared about was getting her photo ops at the jail...maybe hoping that'll boost her 'street cred'. 
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: ribonucleic on August 08, 2006, 09:19:54 PM
Never my thing...even in high school. I've never smoked pot or cigarettes either.

I 'll have the occasional Champagne, or the wine cooler type drinks...wine gives me a headache.

What kind of buzz do you get from the HGH injections?
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Rottmag on August 08, 2006, 10:34:00 PM
Good Lord!

I got more enjoyment picking the link out of my ass crack than reading that garbage.

Brenda Kelly: Not the sharpest crayon in the packet, huh?
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: thisiskeith12 on August 08, 2006, 10:36:00 PM
Good Lord!

I got more enjoyment picking the link out of my ass crack than reading that garbage.

Brenda Kelly: Not the sharpest crayon in the packet, huh?

Does Kelly and Craig really expect to get out of this? I heard the only good lawyer passed away last year
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Mr. Intenseone on August 08, 2006, 10:41:04 PM
Me me me...me me me!
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Adam Empire on August 08, 2006, 10:55:48 PM
I found a picture of the interviewers dad.  It all makes sense now.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Sir William Idol on August 08, 2006, 11:10:28 PM
Yeah, I figured you for a Zima/wine cooler kind of "man".


hahhaha, are you saying that in terms of sexual preference bob's maybe in the mood for "zomething different"?
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Bast000 on August 09, 2006, 12:22:45 AM
"Kelly wants to let the fitness industry know she prays for us all every day. She prays about the misguided ones..."


Uhh yea look who's talking.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on August 09, 2006, 12:32:08 AM
"Kelly wants to let the fitness industry know she prays for us all every day. She prays about the misguided ones..."


Uhh yea look who's talking.
monster not realizing what teh fuck is about to happen to her ass
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Jezebelle on August 09, 2006, 12:55:11 AM
LOL at a murderer talking about skin and hair.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on August 09, 2006, 12:56:09 AM
LOL at a murderer talking about skin and hair.
i know you think she would grab a fuggen clue  >:(
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Jezebelle on August 09, 2006, 01:23:13 AM
Since I was warned about his loose sexual behavior even before Kelly and he hooked up and got married, I waited for this side to come out but it never did. Craig was always a perfect gentleman with me and it never changed.

hahahahah what a skank  ::)
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: SAW on August 09, 2006, 01:44:42 AM
You girls on this site post the dumbest shit i've ever read. Assholes, dont you ladies realise that Kelly cant talk about the case, are you fools really that stupid? And then idiots are asking Bob Chick the stupidest nonsense about drug use and nubain , I mean holy shit your some dumb fucks! Bob if I were you I wouldn't even answer these fools, my god!
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on August 09, 2006, 01:47:09 AM
You girls on this site post the dumbest shit i've ever read. Assholes, dont you ladies realise that Kelly cant talk about the case, are you fools really that stupid? And then idiots are asking Bob Chick the stupidest nonsense about drug use and nubain , I mean holy shit your some dumb fucks! Bob if I were you I wouldn't even answer these fools, my god!
in all fairness some of the questions bob gets are dumb but this is the internet and you have to expect it and deal with it
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Purge_WTF on August 09, 2006, 06:06:21 AM
I 'll have the occasional Champagne, or the wine cooler type drinks...wine gives me a headache.

  You give us a headache.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: gatrainer on August 09, 2006, 06:23:36 AM
Jesus must spend a lot of time in jail...everyone seems to find him there!
most people find him when they're at their lowest point and when nobody else can help them.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: HUGEPECS on August 09, 2006, 06:29:59 AM
Both Kelly and Craig cannot talk about the case - it is that simple. I went to visit Craig last weekend, we talked about a number of various subjects and issues. He was in good spirits, and looking forward to having things come out, but under lawyer's rules, must wait until the trial.  He is very aware of this board, and what people say (he does get mail, and so does Kelly), but the whole story could of been said in a few sentences.

Still - it is the facts of the case, the places that were mentioned in the transcripts, and what really happened is what is interesting. We have only heard one side of the story, the prosecutors and some of the witnesses. In January, we will hear the defense side, and perhaps then, perception of the case may change greatly.

I won't discuss what Craig & I talked about - as it is between Craig & I. But he does wish everybody well, even King Kamali...





the evidences wont be overlooked. I really hope both of them the best of luck
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: nycbull on August 09, 2006, 06:35:03 AM
most people find him when they're at their lowest point and when nobody else can help them.

True, the church is filled with sinners. 

Thats why good citizens get fed up when being preached to by former sinners. We learned about Jesus and morality from our parents and ourselves, we don't need any more preaching from sociopaths.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: sarcasm on August 09, 2006, 06:38:46 AM
Bob would have b.itch slapped Titus, Titus was great at sucker punching people but when someone is ready he's a p.ussy.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: nycbull on August 09, 2006, 06:39:05 AM
You girls on this site post the dumbest shit i've ever read. Assholes, dont you ladies realise that Kelly cant talk about the case, are you fools really that stupid? And then idiots are asking Bob Chick the stupidest nonsense about drug use and nubain , I mean holy shit your some dumb fucks! Bob if I were you I wouldn't even answer these fools, my god!

Good point but the journalist could still have asked some more interesting without brining up the case.

Even telling Kelly the truth that the reason why here skin is so smooth was due to multiple Botox injections would have been more interesting.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Playboy on August 09, 2006, 06:40:29 AM
Brenda Kelly visits her close friend Kelly Ryan at the Clark County Detention Center. Months away from her and Craig Titus' January trial for the murder of Melissa James, see how Kelly is coping with life in prison.

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/brenda45.htm

W
How cute. No mention of murder, lies, denial and the pain and suffering that the family of the slain Melissa are going through.
That whole situation makes me sick.
PB
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: HUGEPECS on August 09, 2006, 06:40:48 AM
at one point, I thought somebody should have lay a smackdown on titus ass for being a punk ass all the time. He better dont fcuk with those dudes in Jail
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: nycbull on August 09, 2006, 06:42:47 AM
"Kelly wants to let the fitness industry know she prays for us all every day. She prays about the misguided ones..."


Uhh yea look who's talking.

It is only a matter of time when Kelly will begin to expose the stories of all the "misguided ones" under the guise of helping them through Jesus. She will expose the dirty secrets of all the inductry and all the competitors she knows in the belief that it is God working through her, when really it will be to get attention and bring down everyone else with her. THose of you with vested interest in bodybuilding should be very worried about her.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: jaejonna on August 09, 2006, 06:43:28 AM
at one point, I thought somebody should have lay a smackdown on titus ass for being a punk ass all the time. He better dont fcuk with those dudes in Jail
Titus has been in jail before, so he isnt a newbie...plus Jail is a tough ass place but its not like you go there and automatically get butt raped...you have to be a known molester/rapist or some guy stirring things too much..eg the cellblock drug dealer, gang leader, ect...if you mind your own business and dont step on toes then your alright... but there is the ocasional fuckhead who will mess with you cause you happen to be that guy he hates...
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: HUGEPECS on August 09, 2006, 06:51:03 AM
Titus has been in jail before, so he isnt a newbie...plus Jail is a tough ass place but its not like you go there and automatically get butt raped...you have to be a known molester/rapist or some guy stirring things too much..eg the cellblock drug dealer, gang leader, ect...if you mind your own business and dont step on toes then your alright... but there is the ocasional fuckhead who will mess with you cause you happen to be that guy he hates...





lol....shyyyyt. tough place ;D. if he's guilty, maybe of second degree murder, he's still getting 20yrs and that's a long fcuking time
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: jaejonna on August 09, 2006, 06:52:01 AM




lol....shyyyyt. tough place ;D. if he's guilty, maybe of second degree murder, he's still getting 20yrs and that's a long fcuking time
The toughest place in jail is in ones head
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: HUGEPECS on August 09, 2006, 07:00:04 AM
The toughest place in jail is in ones head



True. but MSNBC have a Documentary called "LOCKED UP" late at night. It shows sometime you have to be a tough son of a bitch to be a Prison guard. These Inmates are ruthless. Shyt, I'll probably kill a mothafucked there before anything happen to me. Some of these Maximum Security joint are no fcuking jokes.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: ribonucleic on August 09, 2006, 07:38:03 AM
Jail is a tough ass place but its not like you go there and automatically get butt raped.

No, but if you're a "pretty" white guy, it's not that far off.

And Titus is in the unfortunate position of being well-known enough to make a valuable "trophy" - while not being famous enough to warrant protective custody.

So I wouldn't be surprised to see him join a white-power gang for protection. Hell, he'll fit right in.

And Kelly can beam sunshine out of her ass saying it's God's will for Craig.

Damn, these two make me sick.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Tre on August 09, 2006, 08:20:04 AM
True. but MSNBC have a Documentary called "LOCKED UP" late at night. It shows sometime you have to be a tough son of a bitch to be a Prison guard. These Inmates are ruthless. Shyt, I'll probably kill a mothafucked there before anything happen to me. Some of these Maximum Security joint are no fcuking jokes.

That program really does a good job of showing us that prisons are really an entire society unto themselves.  The complexities of prison culture are something most Americans are totally unaware of...the only thing we know is that we'll eventually have to deal with really bad people once they are released. 
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Tre on August 09, 2006, 08:22:23 AM

So, were the pics taken on the way in or on the way out?

If on the way in, she could've shared some 'scenes from outdoors' with Kelly, but if on the way out, well, she's just one sick puppy and beyond disingenuous to be smiling like it's Christmas after seeing her 'good friend' in lock-up. 
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: ieffinhatecardio on August 09, 2006, 08:23:01 AM
Titus has been in jail before, so he isnt a newbie...

I might be wrong but I don't think Titus was in a Maximum Security Prison when he did his time. Maximum is a whole different beast.

So, were the pics taken on the way in or on the way out?

If on the way in, she could've shared some 'scenes from outdoors' with Kelly, but if on the way out, well, she's just one sick puppy and beyond disingenuous to be smiling like it's Christmas after seeing her 'good friend' in lock-up. 

Nice to see you're not letting your job stop you from being critical of her. Nothing worse than seeing someone be disingenuous because of what they do for a living.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: knny187 on August 09, 2006, 09:10:28 AM
Never my thing...even in high school. I've never smoked pot or cigarettes either.

I 'll have the occasional Champagne, or the wine cooler type drinks...wine gives me a headache.

Interesting...I'm pretty much the same thing except I do like an occassional beer but no wine coolers....they're for pussies.   ;D

Wine gives me headaches too........why is that?  Anyone know?
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Crusher on August 09, 2006, 09:20:42 AM
United Flight 357, before we can clear you for take off, we need to re-check that you have no lighter fluid in your cargo area!  Do you copy?

  Classic.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: buffbodz on August 09, 2006, 09:30:59 AM
That's it.  Brenda,  If you want a carrear as a journalist, you're going to have to do better than that.  She looked good in glasses :o  WOW stop the presses.

Chick, no booze, no Nubian, no nothing.  What a party you must through.  Did you mention if you smoke the weed?  If not loosen up and fire one up.  You might just see the world a little brighter.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Butterbean on August 09, 2006, 09:59:30 AM
True, the church is filled with sinners. 

Thats why good citizens get fed up when being preached to by former sinners.

There's no such thing as a "former sinner" walking around on this earth.

Anyone who tells you they are "no longer a sinner" suffers from the sin of pride. :-\

Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Butterbean on August 09, 2006, 10:02:27 AM
I went to visit Craig last weekend, we talked about a number of various subjects and issues.

Did he mention Brenda's creamy, wrinkle-free skin? 
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Special Ed on August 09, 2006, 10:02:42 AM
My Top Five Favorite Kelly Ryan Interview Quotes

1. "Brenda!" she said, "you don't even have a wrinkle and your face is so smooth! How are you doing? You look wonderful!"
Comment: Monster self-serving quote. I remember one time Kelly told me, "Ed!" she said, "You're hung like a horse and you can go for hours and give a woman incredible orgasms just by putting the tip in."
2.Kelly just got moved into her own cell and she calls it her own little "meditating closet".
Comment: I can see it now...Bravo presents "Meditation Closets by Design"
3. Craig and Kelly requested bail and were turned down. Kelly sees this as a blessing...
Comment: It is a blessing because lord knows who they would have killed next...
4. Kelly leads about 30 women each evening during their free time outside in the exercise area through a series of workout sets.
Comment: Can an Oxygen TV new prison workout show be far behind?
5. Her mother died of a heart condition. Perhaps this is why Kelly has had this desire to stay so ultra fit for so long.
Comment: Nine out of ten cardiologists prescribe heroin, nubain, and methamphetamines for patients with congential heart defects.

Special "If I'm Ryan, I'm Lyin'" Ed
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: tommywishbone on August 09, 2006, 10:13:52 AM
Did he mention Brenda's creamy, wrinkle-free skin? 

Hey! When I went to visit Craig, he didn't mention my smooth wrinkle-free skin.  :( Maybe I don't have smooth wrinkle-free skin? :'( I'm a failure.



"5. Her mother died of a heart condition. Perhaps this is why Kelly has had this desire to stay so ultra fit for so long.
Comment: Nine out of ten cardiologists prescribe heroin, nubain, and methamphetamines for patients with congential heart defects." ;D ;D

Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Tre on August 09, 2006, 10:14:38 AM
Comment: Can an Oxygen TV new prison workout show be far behind?

*classic*
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Tre on August 09, 2006, 10:17:08 AM
Nice to see you're not letting your job stop you from being critical of her. Nothing worse than seeing someone be disingenuous because of what they do for a living.

She (and bodybuilding.com) HAD to be called out for this ridiculous piece of 'journalism'. 

Living in southern California, though, I have a feeling that she's very proud of herself this morning and feels that GetBiggers just don't understand.

Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: nycbull on August 09, 2006, 10:36:54 AM
Hey! When I went to visit Craig, he didn't mention my smooth wrinkle-free skin.  :( Maybe I don't have smooth wrinkle-free skin? :'( I'm a failure.



"5. Her mother died of a heart condition. Perhaps this is why Kelly has had this desire to stay so ultra fit for so long.
Comment: Nine out of ten cardiologists prescribe heroin, nubain, and methamphetamines for patients with congential heart defects." ;D ;D



Dont worry the answer is Botox, it will wipe out your wrinkles and any expression of failure you will ever have.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: ieffinhatecardio on August 09, 2006, 10:42:30 AM
She (and bodybuilding.com) HAD to be called out for this ridiculous piece of 'journalism'. 

Living in southern California, though, I have a feeling that she's very proud of herself this morning and feels that GetBiggers just don't understand.



Delusion is a wonderful thing, as long as she thinks she's the next Katie Couric who are we to criticize.

Do you think she's actually reading the comments on this board?
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Mr. Intenseone on August 09, 2006, 10:45:07 AM
True, the church is filled with sinners. 

Thats why good citizens get fed up when being preached to by former sinners. We learned about Jesus and morality from our parents and ourselves, we don't need any more preaching from sociopaths.

Huh? No such thing as a "former sinner"....everyone sins ::). If you don't know that much then you shouldn't be commenting on the subject!
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: tommywishbone on August 09, 2006, 10:45:19 AM
Delusion is a wonderful thing, as long as she thinks she's the next Katie Couric who are we to criticize.

Do you think she's actually capable of reading the comments on this board?

Corrected. ;)

I'm just kidding Sugartits.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Tre on August 09, 2006, 11:03:04 AM
Delusion is a wonderful thing, as long as she thinks she's the next Katie Couric who are we to criticize.

Do you think she's actually reading the comments on this board?

She may not be reading them, but you know there are probably a half-a-dozen folks who can't wait to tell her what sort of 'reviews' she's getting today. 

Are the bodybuilding.com people thinking, "God, what have we done?"
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: xpac2 on August 09, 2006, 12:20:36 PM
She (and bodybuilding.com) HAD to be called out for this ridiculous piece of 'journalism'. 

Living in southern California, though, I have a feeling that she's very proud of herself this morning and feels that GetBiggers just don't understand.



Keep leaving feedback in visitor reviews.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: tweeter on August 09, 2006, 12:36:10 PM
It has her email address at the bottom of the article...Divabrendakell y@aol.com; we should let her know what we think of her article
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: tommywishbone on August 09, 2006, 12:40:52 PM
It has her email address at the bottom of the article...Divabrendakell y@aol.com; we should let her know what we think of her article

Make sure to include 6-7 pictures of yourself in the email. :)
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: ieffinhatecardio on August 09, 2006, 12:42:55 PM
It has her email address at the bottom of the article...Divabrendakell y@aol.com; we should let her know what we think of her article

Diva? And the hits just keep on coming. This plastic surgery addict couldn't be anymore pathetic if her name was Tonya Harding.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: tweeter on August 09, 2006, 12:44:32 PM
Make sure to include 6-7 pictures of yourself in the email. :)

Thats a good idea. I'll make sure to take some vanity shots of myself typing the email. ;D
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: LLES on August 09, 2006, 12:56:01 PM
I like how she naturally assumed since CT didn't come on to her(he wouldn't dare pass her up) that those stories may not be true. No wonder Chick choked her out.Brenda's looking as scary as Bethany Howlett.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Butterbean on August 09, 2006, 12:58:04 PM
Hey! When I went to visit Craig, he didn't mention my smooth wrinkle-free skin.  :( Maybe I don't have smooth wrinkle-free skin? :'( I'm a failure.




Sorry to hear that Pruneface

Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: ribonucleic on August 09, 2006, 01:00:45 PM
I'm sure we can all agree that the article was shite. But let's keep it in perspective: this isn't Oriana Fallaci (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oriana_Fallaci) we're talking about here. It's a fitness zombie eking out a few bucks on the side to pay for her next set of breast implants.

There was never any chance that Kelly would address the case - even on the level of proclaiming her innocence. At least we picked up a few tidbits about life in the County slam. So quit yer bitchin'.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Special Ed on August 09, 2006, 01:06:54 PM
I'm sure we can all agree that the article was shite. But let's keep it in perspective: this isn't Oriana Fallaci (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oriana_Fallaci) we're talking about here. It's a fitness zombie eking out a few bucks on the side to pay for her next set of breast implants.

There was never any chance that Kelly would address the case - even on the level of proclaiming her innocence. At least we picked up a few tidbits about life in the County slam. So quit yer bitchin'.
I agree, but I think an interview with her tits along with some photos would have given me more insight into the case.

Special "Hard-Hitting Newsman" Ed
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: HERACLES on August 09, 2006, 01:13:09 PM
hahahahaha, typical fitness bimbo skank making the whole story about herself, look at the pics of her posing and smiling in front of the jail sign, priceless.

hahaha..yes, yeeeesss, sarcasm...classic cumdumpster.. haha..look at her posing ...what a fuking tool
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: sarcasm on August 09, 2006, 01:21:14 PM
hahahaha, she doesn't even TRY to hide the fact that it's all about her and her "career".
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: ribonucleic on August 09, 2006, 01:42:56 PM
hahahaha, she doesn't even TRY to hide the fact that it's all about her and her "career".

Kelly can't be too choosy about her "friends" these days.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Gordon_Gekko on August 09, 2006, 02:17:01 PM
It has her email address at the bottom of the article...Divabrendakell y@aol.com; we should let her know what we think of her article

I'll send her an in-depth review of her article, which will mostly consist of various nude shots of myself, along with a detailed, namedrop-filled biography and resume.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: buffalo on August 09, 2006, 02:32:12 PM
*****We talked girl talk about skin and hair. She said she loved my highlights and stood up to show me how healthy and full her hair was. I was astounded! I had never seen Kelly's hair so luxurious and long! It was beautiful. I told her so and she went on to say she had not felt so healthy in years. Kelly also commented on the smoothness of the skin on my face.

"Brenda!" she said, "you don't even have a wrinkle and your face is so smooth! How are you doing? You look wonderful!"*****


Oh my God...I could spend the next 8 hours just sitting here picking apart this interview from start to finish..I have decided that I will just say ..."no fucking comment about the whole piece of crap" ::)

Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: buffalo on August 09, 2006, 02:38:35 PM
Bob would have b.itch slapped Titus, Titus was great at sucker punching people but when someone is ready he's a p.ussy.

agree 100%

Chick would have put an East Coast beat down on Craig's sucka punchin ass
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: tommywishbone on August 09, 2006, 03:31:37 PM
I'll send her an in-depth review of her article, which will mostly consist of various nude shots of myself, along with a detailed, namedrop-filled biography and resume.

 ;D ;D madness!
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Slick Vic on August 09, 2006, 03:44:49 PM
It kills me the way Brenda Kelly poses in front of the detention center like she's at some photo shoot on the beach or something.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Praetor Fenix on August 09, 2006, 05:33:06 PM
Good prose. Varied.

"Kelly told me that virtually no one has come to visit her from the industry except Monica Brant. Kelly said they prayed together the whole time. Monica is an angel."

"Kelly was radiant with an inner light that shone even across the monitor screen. Kelly looked wonderful actually and wore glasses that were becoming to her although I had never seen her in them."

Kelly _______.
Kelly _______.
Kelly _______.

Unbeknownst to most, I had the privilege of proof-reading and revising her first draft.
(http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/831057/2/istockphoto_831057_abc_s.jpg)
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: torquemada on August 09, 2006, 05:39:28 PM
Good prose. Varied.

"Kelly told me that virtually no one has come to visit her from the industry except Monica Brant. Kelly said they prayed together the whole time. Monica is an angel."

"Kelly was radiant with an inner light that shone even across the monitor screen. Kelly looked wonderful actually and wore glasses that were becoming to her although I had never seen her in them."

Kelly _______.
Kelly _______.
Kelly _______.

Unbeknownst to most, I had the privilege of proof-reading and revising her first draft.
(http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/831057/2/istockphoto_831057_abc_s.jpg)

LMFAO ;D
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: nycbull on August 09, 2006, 05:49:52 PM
My Top Five Favorite Kelly Ryan Interview Quotes

1. "Brenda!" she said, "you don't even have a wrinkle and your face is so smooth! How are you doing? You look wonderful!"
Comment: Monster self-serving quote. I remember one time Kelly told me, "Ed!" she said, "You're hung like a horse and you can go for hours and give a woman incredible orgasms just by putting the tip in."
2.Kelly just got moved into her own cell and she calls it her own little "meditating closet".
Comment: I can see it now...Bravo presents "Meditation Closets by Design"
3. Craig and Kelly requested bail and were turned down. Kelly sees this as a blessing...
Comment: It is a blessing because lord knows who they would have killed next...
4. Kelly leads about 30 women each evening during their free time outside in the exercise area through a series of workout sets.
Comment: Can an Oxygen TV new prison workout show be far behind?
5. Her mother died of a heart condition. Perhaps this is why Kelly has had this desire to stay so ultra fit for so long.
Comment: Nine out of ten cardiologists prescribe heroin, nubain, and methamphetamines for patients with congential heart defects.

Special "If I'm Ryan, I'm Lyin'" Ed

Funny dude, very funny, but it just hit me, could it be Brenda was making a parody of the whole thing, could it be that she tricked Kelly into this interview to make a fool of her. The whole interview seems like a skit from Mad TV or SNL..hmmmmm, maybe we have been owned.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: The Freakshow on August 09, 2006, 05:50:56 PM
Jesus must spend a lot of time in jail...everyone seems to find him there!

Sometimes people need to hit rock bottom before they even try to read the Bible.

When everything is going good in life, we tend to think we can make it on our own.

Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: sarcasm on August 09, 2006, 05:56:00 PM
Jesus must spend a lot of time in jail...everyone seems to find him there!
hahahahaha, Chick doesn't crack a whole lot of funny stuff but this is a gem, i almost spit out my food.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: xpac2 on August 09, 2006, 06:45:23 PM
Funny dude, very funny, but it just hit me, could it be Brenda was making a parody of the whole thing, could it be that she tricked Kelly into this interview to make a fool of her. The whole interview seems like a skit from Mad TV or SNL..hmmmmm, maybe we have been owned.

That would involve a fitness chick having brains and we all know that isn't possible.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Slick Vic on August 09, 2006, 07:32:52 PM
Sometimes people need to hit rock bottom before they even try to read the Bible.

When everything is going good in life, we tend to think we can make it on our own.


Amen! Preach on, brutha!  :D
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: gh15 on August 09, 2006, 08:08:11 PM
Both Kelly and Craig cannot talk about the case - it is that simple. I went to visit Craig last weekend, we talked about a number of various subjects and issues. He was in good spirits, and looking forward to having things come out, but under lawyer's rules, must wait until the trial.  He is very aware of this board, and what people say (he does get mail, and so does Kelly), but the whole story could of been said in a few sentences.

Still - it is the facts of the case, the places that were mentioned in the transcripts, and what really happened is what is interesting. We have only heard one side of the story, the prosecutors and some of the witnesses. In January, we will hear the defense side, and perhaps then, perception of the case may change greatly.

I won't discuss what Craig & I talked about - as it is between Craig & I. But he does wish everybody well, even King Kamali...



i dont know man,,,this makes you look bad ron. infact it makes you look very bad. you need to keep yourself as far as you can from him,,he is a dead man. take my 2 cents on that one. you interacting with him can hurt bodybuilding
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: gmflex on August 09, 2006, 09:16:52 PM
I heard you found jesus after you approached craig & he put you in your place

 ;)





 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Special Ed on August 09, 2006, 09:24:22 PM
Both Kelly and Craig cannot talk about the case - it is that simple. I went to visit Craig last weekend, we talked about a number of various subjects and issues. He was in good spirits, and looking forward to having things come out, but under lawyer's rules, must wait until the trial.  He is very aware of this board, and what people say (he does get mail, and so does Kelly), but the whole story could of been said in a few sentences.

Still - it is the facts of the case, the places that were mentioned in the transcripts, and what really happened is what is interesting. We have only heard one side of the story, the prosecutors and some of the witnesses. In January, we will hear the defense side, and perhaps then, perception of the case may change greatly.
We already know Craig and Kelly's version...remember? They both told it to the police...how they found her OD'ed and were so worried about how this would affect their careers that they decided to burn the body...oh yeah that was just the first version...the second one had something to do with her stealing money from them...and now that they can see all the evidence against them, I can't wait to see what they come up with next! The funniest thing is how Craig and Kelly are like "You can't even prove the cause of death" after beating, strangling, injecting with morphine, suffocating, and burning her body. I think the jury is safe in checking "All of the Above".

Special "If you take the TITS out of TITUS, U are all that's left" Ed
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: what. on August 09, 2006, 10:20:18 PM
Special "If you take the TITS out of TITUS, U are all that's left" Ed

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: TheGoldenPrince on August 10, 2006, 07:09:38 AM
What do you have so strongly against both Craig & Kelly? Leave it in God's mighty hands I say...the Earth never falls off its axis into the deeper universe now does it? :D
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: TheGoldenPrince on August 10, 2006, 07:27:54 AM
Jesus must spend a lot of time in jail...everyone seems to find him there!

You'll pay for that one dearly once you pass (20-30 years) unless you repent.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Tre on August 10, 2006, 07:32:18 AM
What do you have so strongly against both Craig & Kelly? Leave it in God's mighty hands I say...

Unfortunately, Melissa is dead.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: 240 is Back on August 10, 2006, 07:47:20 AM
Unfortunately, Melissa is dead.

yeah, that part of it has been so quiet.  Dead in her 20s... terrible, just terrible.  There should not be a single titus thread without a pic of her, to remind people that while Kelly might be a fun photo op visit or Craig might have a book coming out, there is still a girl who is dead because of them.  (allegedly lol)
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: 240 is Back on August 10, 2006, 07:50:02 AM
Brenda Kelly visits her close friend Kelly Ryan at the Clark County Detention Center. Months away from her and Craig Titus' January trial for the murder of Melissa James, see how Kelly is coping with life in prison.

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/brenda45.htm

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Brenda Kelly looked really good in that Christmas spread she did last year.

Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: sarcasm on August 10, 2006, 07:52:12 AM
Peggy Bundy looked a million times better than that oriental skank, i always foung it hilarious how Al never wanted to fuck her i'd be pounding that nonstop, she was hot, big tits, long legs, awesome.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: jaejonna on August 10, 2006, 07:52:51 AM
You'll pay for that one dearly once you pass (20-30 years) unless you repent.

Thou shalt not Lie ....

GoldenPrince your existence here is a big Lie.... You claim to be Robby Robinson... I will leave the forums forever if you show a pic of Robby today holdin a handwritten piece of paper saying "I log on to GetBig as GOldenPrince, there is your proof Jaejonna" ..until then you are just  blah blah blah blah blah... delusional
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Tre on August 10, 2006, 08:02:29 AM
Thou shalt not Lie ....

GoldenPrince your existence here is a big Lie.... You claim to be Robby Robinson... I will leave the forums forever if you show a pic of Robby today holdin a handwritten piece of paper saying "I log on to GetBig as GOldenPrince, there is your proof Jaejonna" ..until then you are just  blah blah blah blah blah... delusional

A "Loser-Leave-Town" match!!

Awww, snap!
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: jaejonna on August 10, 2006, 08:07:33 AM
A "Loser-Leave-Town" match!!

Awww, snap!

Never going to happen cause that is not Robby Robinson, heck he probably stop the gimmick one day I wasnt here..
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: TK on August 10, 2006, 11:21:41 PM
http://www.titusandryan.com/


“Interview” causes bodybuilding message board outrage!
August 11th, 2006

The most popular message board in the bodybuilding community hasn’t taken too kindly to the “interview” about Kelly Ryan. Brenda Kelly the author of the piece is getting hammered on all fronts and rightfully so. The article was terribly written and done in poor taste. Who takes photos of themselves outside where their “friend” is being held on murder charges? Who brings their own personal photographer in to capture stills and video of the interview? The article was an absolute disaster on all fronts. Shame on Brenda Kelly for trying to sensationalize a story about her “friend”. A true friend appears to be Monica Brant who visited Kelly and made no mention of it and wrote no article about it. The only way people found out that Monica visited is because Brenda wrote about it.

Brenda claims to have received positive feedback from about the piece, but from who her mom? Every one is talking about it but they are talking about what a joke it is. Brenda Kelly gives journalism a black eye. We can only hope her next “interview” doesn’t include one of her talking about her hair and inclusion of candid jail shots. People don’t want to hear the worst, they want the story and not one of how you felt about your make up.

Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: tommywishbone on August 10, 2006, 11:52:19 PM
http://www.titusandryan.com/


“Interview” causes bodybuilding message board outrage!
August 11th, 2006

The most popular message board in the bodybuilding community hasn’t taken too kindly to the “interview” about Kelly Ryan. Brenda Kelly the author of the piece is getting hammered on all fronts and rightfully so. The article was terribly written and done in poor taste. Who takes photos of themselves outside where their “friend” is being held on murder charges? Who brings their own personal photographer in to capture stills and video of the interview? The article was an absolute disaster on all fronts. Shame on Brenda Kelly for trying to sensationalize a story about her “friend”. A true friend appears to be Monica Brant who visited Kelly and made no mention of it and wrote no article about it. The only way people found out that Monica visited is because Brenda wrote about it.

Brenda claims to have received positive feedback from about the piece, but from who her mom? Every one is talking about it but they are talking about what a joke it is. Brenda Kelly gives journalism a black eye. We can only hope her next “interview” doesn’t include one of her talking about her hair and inclusion of candid jail shots. People don’t want to hear the worst, they want the story and not one of how you felt about your make up.



I'd like to hammer Sugartits on all fronts... all backs too.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: TheGoldenPrince on August 11, 2006, 06:13:46 AM
Never going to happen cause that is not Robby Robinson, heck he probably stop the gimmick one day I wasnt here..

I'm the Prince, that's all u need to know... ;D
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: TheGoldenPrince on August 11, 2006, 06:15:26 AM
Unfortunately, Melissa is dead.

Forgiveness due to Christ's great sacrifice; the great King David murdered too, for his lust but sincerely repented and is in gigh standing with the Lord forevermore.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: TheGoldenPrince on August 11, 2006, 06:17:40 AM
Thou shalt not Lie ....

GoldenPrince your existence here is a big Lie.... You claim to be Robby Robinson... I will leave the forums forever if you show a pic of Robby today holdin a handwritten piece of paper saying "I log on to GetBig as GOldenPrince, there is your proof Jaejonna" ..until then you are just  blah blah blah blah blah... delusional

LOL, I never once lied or claimed to be someone I was not...you on the other hand are pretending to be a real man Joanna...why should I put a pic up of myself for a kid like yourself who bashes like a lil 'tard on legends lie myself & Dave? Don't take out the floggings you receive everyday from yer Paw on the legends who are kind enough to help whelps lik eyerself...
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: jaejonna on August 11, 2006, 06:21:50 AM
LOL, I never once lied or claimed to be someone I was not...you on the other hand are pretending to be a real man Joanna...why should I put a pic up of myself for a kid like yourself who bashes like a lil 'tard on legends lie myself & Dave? Don't take out the floggings you receive everyday from yer Paw on the legends who are kind enough to help whelps lik eyerself...
Your a bodybuilder, your occupation is to be seen and photographed, its not like im asking you to do something you havent done already....wait a second , maybe your not Robbie Robinson, cause if you were I'd ask why did you not train legs when you were competeing. I guess I ll save that question for when I actually see him.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: TheGoldenPrince on August 11, 2006, 06:22:36 AM
A "Loser-Leave-Town" match!!

Awww, snap!


You mean u r gonna duke it out with GayJonna in this big bout? ;)
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: FREAKgeek on August 11, 2006, 06:35:19 AM
It's called vapid, empty, shallow and about ten other adjectives that I can think of.

Did I miss something or is that fool in jail because she killed someone? You'd think the topic of conversation wouldn't be how they look considering they only had 25 minutes and she's accused of KILLING someone.



hahah

Look at her. Does she look like she even has a single brain cell in her head?
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: Bones on August 11, 2006, 10:28:56 AM

i dont know man,,,this makes you look bad ron. infact it makes you look very bad. you need to keep yourself as far as you can from him,,he is a dead man. take my 2 cents on that one. you interacting with him can hurt bodybuilding
I'd have to agree with you gh15.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!
Post by: willie mosconi on August 13, 2006, 11:13:51 PM
I'd have to agree with you gh15.

me too,

stay far away from those mofos