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Title: Top Ten Ways Barry Bonds Can Improve His Image
Post by: HOSTILE on August 14, 2006, 03:25:23 PM
10. Lucky fan gets to inject him in the ass

9. Develop an exit strategy for Iraq

8. Start an erotic blog

7. Change name to Barry the Cable Guy

6. Open retail chain: Big & Tall & 'Roidy

5. Star in one of them "We Have 15 Kids" movies with Bonnie Hunt

4. For every homer he hits, donate 500 bucks to the good people at Balco

3. Auction autographed syringes on eBay

2. Switch from steroids to hookers to become like lovable Babe Ruth

1. For the love of God, give some of them 'roids to the Knicks!

Title: Re: Top Ten Ways Barry Bonds Can Improve His Image
Post by: bmacsys on August 14, 2006, 04:15:54 PM
10. Lucky fan gets to inject him in the ass

9. Develop an exit strategy for Iraq

8. Start an erotic blog

7. Change name to Barry the Cable Guy

6. Open retail chain: Big & Tall & 'Roidy

5. Star in one of them "We Have 15 Kids" movies with Bonnie Hunt

4. For every homer he hits, donate 500 bucks to the good people at Balco

3. Auction autographed syringes on eBay

2. Switch from steroids to hookers to become like lovable Babe Ruth

1. For the love of God, give some of them 'roids to the Knicks!



Bonds is done. Hostile, like the Ace Frehley avatar. Back in the New York Groove. I bought all the solo albums when I was a kid.
Title: Re: Top Ten Ways Barry Bonds Can Improve His Image
Post by: pumpster on August 14, 2006, 07:45:13 PM
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Bonds is done. Hostile, like the Ace Frehley avatar.

Stating the obvious; this guy's brilliant. Bonds is about as hostile as..bmacsys actually. ;D
Title: Re: Top Ten Ways Barry Bonds Can Improve His Image
Post by: Original Sin on August 14, 2006, 07:47:05 PM
10. Lucky fan gets to inject him in the ass

9. Develop an exit strategy for Iraq

8. Start an erotic blog

7. Change name to Barry the Cable Guy

6. Open retail chain: Big & Tall & 'Roidy

5. Star in one of them "We Have 15 Kids" movies with Bonnie Hunt

4. For every homer he hits, donate 500 bucks to the good people at Balco

3. Auction autographed syringes on eBay

2. Switch from steroids to hookers to become like lovable Babe Ruth

1. For the love of God, give some of them 'roids to the Knicks!



11.  Beat a confession out of OJ
Title: Re: Top Ten Ways Barry Bonds Can Improve His Image
Post by: edge48 on August 15, 2006, 06:49:02 AM
He should go on a game show with Lou Ferrigno called who is the bigger jackass. My personal opinion is that Lou would win.
Title: Re: Top Ten Ways Barry Bonds Can Improve His Image
Post by: Playboy on August 15, 2006, 07:38:18 AM
10. Lucky fan gets to inject him in the ass

9. Develop an exit strategy for Iraq

8. Start an erotic blog

7. Change name to Barry the Cable Guy

6. Open retail chain: Big & Tall & 'Roidy

5. Star in one of them "We Have 15 Kids" movies with Bonnie Hunt

4. For every homer he hits, donate 500 bucks to the good people at Balco

3. Auction autographed syringes on eBay

2. Switch from steroids to hookers to become like lovable Babe Ruth

1. For the love of God, give some of them 'roids to the Knicks!


Gas in baseball. How dumb. What a waste of AAS. Talk about shooting blanks. Whats next? Billiards players on HGH????
Title: Re: Top Ten Ways Barry Bonds Can Improve His Image
Post by: JaggyShortBuff on August 15, 2006, 07:46:57 AM
There is more juice in professional sports than what american people want to know...The Press just picks and chooses who they point out on their juice use...A bunch of shit if you ask me...
Title: Re: Top Ten Ways Barry Bonds Can Improve His Image
Post by: Oldschool Flip on August 15, 2006, 07:48:55 AM
10. Lucky fan gets to inject him in the ass

9. Develop an exit strategy for Iraq

8. Start an erotic blog

7. Change name to Barry the Cable Guy

6. Open retail chain: Big & Tall & 'Roidy

5. Star in one of them "We Have 15 Kids" movies with Bonnie Hunt

4. For every homer he hits, donate 500 bucks to the good people at Balco

3. Auction autographed syringes on eBay

2. Switch from steroids to hookers to become like lovable Babe Ruth

1. For the love of God, give some of them 'roids to the Knicks!


Gotta like the way the haters wish they were this popular. He'll be back again next year. And hopefully have the Alltime HR record. Nothing against Aaron, but just like Jerry Rice, I am enjoying records being broken while I am alive. BTW I am biased because I am a SF Bay area fan.
Title: Re: Top Ten Ways Barry Bonds Can Improve His Image
Post by: Mr. Intenseone on August 15, 2006, 07:53:49 AM
Gas in baseball. How dumb. What a waste of AAS. Talk about shooting blanks. Whats next? Billiards players on HGH????

Yeah, you're right...it's just for bodybuilding ::)!!
Title: Re: Top Ten Ways Barry Bonds Can Improve His Image
Post by: Chamorrita on August 15, 2006, 01:14:14 PM
If he wasn't such an asshole, I don't think he would be suffering so badly.
Title: Re: Top Ten Ways Barry Bonds Can Improve His Image
Post by: hangclean on August 15, 2006, 02:56:57 PM
10. Lucky fan gets to inject him in the ass

9. Develop an exit strategy for Iraq

8. Start an erotic blog

7. Change name to Barry the Cable Guy

6. Open retail chain: Big & Tall & 'Roidy

5. Star in one of them "We Have 15 Kids" movies with Bonnie Hunt

4. For every homer he hits, donate 500 bucks to the good people at Balco

3. Auction autographed syringes on eBay

2. Switch from steroids to hookers to become like lovable Babe Ruth

1. For the love of God, give some of them 'roids to the Knicks!


11.  Give Greg Anderson 5 million dollars for all his trouble.
Title: Re: Top Ten Ways Barry Bonds Can Improve His Image
Post by: Hedgehog on August 15, 2006, 02:59:26 PM
12. Hook up with the Dogfart crew and shoot some movies. Then people won't really have think all that much about all his other stuff.

YIP
Zack
Title: Re: Top Ten Ways Barry Bonds Can Improve His Image
Post by: bmacsys on August 15, 2006, 03:46:16 PM
Gotta like the way the haters wish they were this popular. He'll be back again next year. And hopefully have the Alltime HR record. Nothing against Aaron, but just like Jerry Rice, I am enjoying records being broken while I am alive. BTW I am biased because I am a SF Bay area fan.

Oldschool. Do Bonds knees have another year in them? Especially having to play a position in the NL?
Title: Re: Top Ten Ways Barry Bonds Can Improve His Image
Post by: bmacsys on August 15, 2006, 03:47:04 PM
11.  Give Greg Anderson 5 million dollars for all his trouble.

Is Anderson still in jail for contempt of court?
Title: Re: Top Ten Ways Barry Bonds Can Improve His Image
Post by: hangclean on August 15, 2006, 08:23:37 PM
Is Anderson still in jail for contempt of court?
He is out temporarily till the jury reconvenes.