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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: sarcasm on August 14, 2006, 03:28:49 PM
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hahahaha, saw a clown today with what i call the "gym image", 6'1" 195lbs. sleeveless shirt, barbed wire tattoo, shaved head, gym bag the size of a mini Cooper, straps already on upon entering the gym, every lifting accessory known to man, then he proceeds to put his belt on and warm up his shoulders with shoulder rotations with a five pound plate for twenty minutes and then launches into his MASSIVE chest workout and does 6 quarter reps with 100lb. dumbbells on the incline bench, hahahaha, do these guys think that all of the bullshit makes them look like they know what they're doing?
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haha The gym image....thats exactly what it is. now he can get into his mom's ford taurus, but what he pretends is a Ferrari, blast some 50 cent and think that everyone is looking at him knowing that he is huge and just had a hard workout pressing the 100 pound dumbells. then he'll go out and all his friends who dont' workout will go man your HUUUUGE! you rock, your the best, there is no one better blah blah and just feed more fuel to his fire. its a very sad thing.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes sarcasm WAS HE WEARING LONG JEAN SHORTS?
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Some of the the vocaulary of the Gym Image...
Bro, Brutha, Bro-dude, yeah man....
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes sarcasm WAS HE WEARING LONG JEAN SHORTS?
hahahaha, no but another tool was, the funny thing is that these clowns look at you like you're crazy when you do stuff like barbell rows off the floor and deadlifts, this clown had a kid with him following him around like a lost puppy, i must have seen 5 guys doing partial rep benches with the 100lb. dumbells today.
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hahahaha, no but another tool was, the funny thing is that these clowns look at you like you're crazy when you do stuff like barbell rows off the floor and deadlifts, this clown had a kid with him following him around like a lost puppy, i must have seen 5 guys doing partial rep benches with the 100lb. dumbells today.
you get them in every gym.
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please tell me he was yelling as he was doing this massive workout.
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please tell me he was yelling as he was doing this massive workout.
no but he did the obligatory drop the dumbells on the floor after the set ::) there was another skinny Bosnian dude in there doing dumbbell inclines with the 100's and i swear he lowered the weight 3 inches, doesn't anyone do full reps anymore?
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hahahaha, saw a clown today with what i call the "gym image", 6'1" 195lbs. sleeveless shirt, barbed wire tattoo, shaved head, gym bag the size of a mini Cooper, straps already on upon entering the gym, every lifting accessory known to man, then he proceeds to put his belt on and warm up his shoulders with shoulder rotations with a five pound plate for twenty minutes and then launches into his MASSIVE chest workout and does 6 quarter reps with 100lb. dumbbells on the incline bench, hahahaha, do these guys think that all of the bullshit makes them look like they know what they're doing?
I swear, you just about described about half the member of my gym...............
It's like a uniform they wear.......
And the girls, all have the Tramp Stamp and ankle tats, wearing tights which expose their guts to the masses......
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I swear, you just about described about half the member of my gym...............
It's like a uniform they wear.......
And the girls, all have the Tramp Stamp and ankle tats, wearing tights which expose their guts to the masses......
where the f.uck do these dorks come from?
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where the f.uck do these dorks come from?
what do you think they think when they see you? i'm sure right now someone is making a thread about you on bodybuilding.com just like this one
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no but he did the obligatory drop the dumbells on the floor after the set ::) there was another skinny Bosnian dude in there doing dumbbell inclines with the 100's and i swear he lowered the weight 3 inches, doesn't anyone do full reps anymore?
Thats something i will never understand dropping weights.
you know after so many years traing i just look away.
whats funny is you can tell the skinny kid who realy wants to train right
i dont mind helping them out,its the aholes like that guy you just want to see the weight crash down on his jaw
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Thats something i will never understand dropping weights.
you know after so many years traing i just look away.
whats funny is you can tell the skinny kid who realy wants to train right
i dont mind helping them out,its the aholes like that guy you just want to see the weight crash down on his jaw
exactly!!!, the really sad thing about this guy is that he was at least 40 years old.
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where the f.uck do these dorks come from?
I don't know man.
I swear, there must be a dork factory somewhere, that we are not aware of.
Notice all the dudes with the "under Armor" sleeve-less shirts. ALL have the fucking armband. Jesus, so pathetic. They all wear the "hardcore" training gloves, the same shitty velcro belt, throughout their workout, regardless of what they are training......
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Yea my gym has a whole crew of those...my favorite thing is they ALL have their noxplode before training and cell tech right afterwards. They even wear a little hit of cologne...usually dolce/gabana.
It's to the point...if I happen to be training chest or biceps...I actually want to quit training or leave to go to another gym or call it a day because I am ashamed to be training chest/biceps JUST LIKE THEY ARE THAT DAY. I cant really time out their training split because it seems they train chest/bicpes every day. My favorite is when they use wrist straps for dumbbell flys with the monster 30's...or elbow sleeves/wraps...the Harbinger gloves wrist wrap style gloves with the tightened Nike belt for balls to the walls movements like cable crossovers.
They're modern day savages. Especially the Chad Nichols style cell phone ear piece on the side of their head.
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I don't know man.
I swear, there must be a dork factory somewhere, that we are not aware of.
Notice all the dudes with the "under Armor" sleeve-less shirts. ALL have the fucking armband. Jesus, so pathetic. They all wear the "hardcore" training gloves, the same shitty velcro belt, throughout their workout, regardless of what they are training......
hahahaha, don't forget the gold chain on the outside of the shirt.
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Yea my gym has a whole crew of those...my favorite thing is they ALL have their noxplode before training and cell tech right afterwards. They even wear a little hit of cologne...usually dolce/gabana.
It's to the point...if I happen to be training chest or biceps...I actually want to quit training or leave to go to another gym or call it a day because I am ashamed to be training chest/biceps JUST LIKE THEY ARE THAT DAY. I cant really time out their training split because it seems they train chest/bicpes every day. My favorite is when they use wrist straps for dumbbell flys with the monster 30's...or elbow sleeves/wraps...the Harbinger gloves wrist wrap style gloves with the tightened Nike belt for balls to the walls movements like cable crossovers.
They're modern day savages. Especially the Chad Nichols style cell phone ear piece on the side of their head.
hahahaha, there was a kid in there today doing decline DB flyes with the 35's for quarter reps, i swear i have to bite my tongue in this place it's so full of morons like this.
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It funny this subject gets brought up at least 4 times a month and theres always something new about it
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It funny this subject gets brought up at least 4 times a month and theres always something new about it
actually 4 times a week, sarcasm every time
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hahaha, you just know he was calling his "bro's" right after he left and going into detail about everything he did in the gym. "Yeah, bro, I hit chest today. Monster pump. The chick behind the counter was checking me out the whole time, bro. Yeah, swinging by GNC....gold card day, bro." Etc, etc, etc......
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hahahaha, there was a kid in there today doing decline DB flyes with the 35's for quarter reps, i swear i have to bite my tongue in this place it's so full of morons like this.
hey say hi to danielson for me ;D by the way what do 35s look like ;D
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the yelling and grunting during a set.....then the 7 minute party between sets to talk about last weekend and how hammered they were. meanwhile serious people are waiting for the bench press.
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hahaha, you just know he was calling his "bro's" right after he left and going into detail about everything he did in the gym. "Yeah, bro, I hit chest today. Monster pump. The chick behind the counter was checking me out the whole time, bro. Yeah, swinging by GNC....gold card day, bro." Etc, etc, etc......
CLASSIC
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Hahahaha...yea yea! It's funny everytime though. I get a kick out of the ol early 40's or late 30's former highschool and/or grammar school football stand out who COULD have went pro if it wasnt for the ol knee...the oooooo'l knee injury. They walk with that fake ever so slight limp like their bodys are so beaten and worn over the years from the abuse of grammar school and high school football...they sport the beer bellies, the tat on their leg of their ethnicity 9 out of 10 times...then they talk to you about how when they played ball 'da coach' would make them do russian clean kettle bell denver boot colorado program...then will ask what I think of 'Body For Life' program...hahahahaha! Tools!
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There's this fucking twit, a personal trainer who I call the "Beast".
He walks around like he's 300 lbs of mass. Suffers from 10th degree ILS. Everytime I see him, I chuckle. Same shit with him, armband tat, buzzed head, gloves, et cetera. he's lucky if he weighs 170 lbs, but in his mind he's a Beast.
He also thinks he's some kind of UFC fighter. He'll just be standing there, and will throw punches out of the blue. ::) I'm just waiting for the day when he accidentally touches me.........I'll rip his arms off.......
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the yelling and grunting during a set.....then the 7 minute party between sets to talk about last weekend and how hammered they were. meanwhile serious people are waiting for the bench press.
Motherfuckers! I hate that shit. I gte in, I get my shit done, and I leave. But not these fuckers. They are there to hang out. Groups of them, just hugging the equipment. >:(
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I heard Wookies were known to rip peoples arms out of their sockets when provoked but I didnt know 'gordianos' do that to...holla!
I'm the kindof a$$hole who preys upon the timid embarrassed overweight chicks who are usually hiding out where most gym patrons can be found being left in peace to do the 'lower back extension machine' in peace. Nothing funnier to me than plopping down on the machine next to them. When I do that...I count to 10...by 6 they are getting up and walking away turning red hoping and praying I'm not looking at thier ass or notice them leaving...or then I ask them if I can 'work in' or ask 'how many sets left?' hahaha...they could be just starting I say 'Yea, how many left?' I get 'Oh, go ahead Im not using it..' Hahahaha...like to keep em on their toes. head em up roll em in head em up move em in head em up roll em in raw hide....hahahaha!
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I heard Wookies were known to rip peoples arms out of their sockets when provoked but I didnt know 'gordianos' do that to...holla!
I'm the kindof a$$hole who preys upon the timid embarrassed overweight chicks who are usually hiding out where most gym patrons can be found being left in peace to do the 'lower back extension machine' in peace. Nothing funnier to me than plopping down on the machine next to them. When I do that...I count to 10...by 6 they are getting up and walking away turning red hoping and praying I'm not looking at thier ass or notice them leaving...or then I ask them if I can 'work in' or ask 'how many sets left?' hahaha...they could be just starting I say 'Yea, how many left?' I get 'Oh, go ahead Im not using it..' Hahahaha...like to keep em on their toes. head em up roll em in head em up move em in head em up roll em in raw hide....hahahaha!
Fat chick they need lovin too ;D get one to notice you for about a week then throw her a complement she will blow you right there.
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Fat chick they need lovin too ;D get one to notice you for about a week then throw her a complement she will blow you right there.
I wont argue that one! They all have non existent self esteem and can be talked into anything. Hahaha...they usually swallow to!
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I wont argue that one! They all have non existent self esteem and can be talked into anything. Hahaha...they usually swallow to!
theres this heavy set chick at my gym shes not your avarage fat chick
nice tits sweet face you can see if she lost 40 pounds and you never new she was heavy you would be all over her..
I think we all know one chick like that...
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We all do...yea. Usually they are freaky deaky though. They usually swallow and let you get as rough as you want with them. I'm starting to find out that super hot chicks...fkn SUCK in bed...seriously.
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hahaha where do these clowns come from ???
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hahaha where do these clowns come from ???
Just look in a mirror and ask that question again.
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Just look in a mirror and ask that question again.
haha ok 'freespirit'...i bet your the kind of 'guy' that can be found in the local gym seemingly 24/7, childrens size triple-x small tap-out tshirt, cut-off jean shorts, combat boots and a beret, never actually lifting just hanging out with the 'bros' and patting them on the butt after each set, offering to spot them on squats and showing up in the showers 4 times a day, hahaha oh brother.
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haha ok 'freespirit'...i bet your the kind of 'guy' that can be found in the local gym seemingly 24/7, childrens size triple-x small tap-out tshirt, cut-off jean shorts, combat boots and a beret, never actually lifting just hanging out with the 'bros' and patting them on the butt after each set, offering to spot them on squats and showing up in the showers 4 times a day, hahaha oh brother.
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haha ok "JOHN MATRIX". I bet you're the type of "guy" that goes for his daily prostate exam and when the doctor asks how you're feeling you put down your "Vogue" magazine and exclaim, "great doc, I'm down to 3 butts a day." When the doctor replies that he didn't know you smoked you say "I don't stud, but nights at the Male Slot have been a little slow." Gayer than Richard Simmons eating a banana split on the steps of San Francisco city hall.
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haha ok "JOHN MATRIX". I bet you're the type of "guy" that goes for his daily prostate exam and when the doctor asks how you're feeling you put down your "Vogue" magazine and exclaim, "great doc, I'm down to 3 butts a day." When the doctor replies that he didn't know you smoked you say "I don't stud, but nights at the Male Slot have been a little slow." Gayer than Richard Simmons eating a banana split on the steps of San Francisco city hall.
hahahahahahahaha!!
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haha ok "JOHN MATRIX". I bet you're the type of "guy" that goes for his daily prostate exam and when the doctor asks how you're feeling you put down your "Vogue" magazine and exclaim, "great doc, I'm down to 3 butts a day." When the doctor replies that he didn't know you smoked you say "I don't stud, but nights at the Male Slot have been a little slow." Gayer than Richard Simmons eating a banana split on the steps of San Francisco city hall.
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haha ok "JOHN MATRIX". I bet you're the type of "guy" that goes for his daily prostate exam and when the doctor asks how you're feeling you put down your "Vogue" magazine and exclaim, "great doc, I'm down to 3 butts a day." When the doctor replies that he didn't know you smoked you say "I don't stud, but nights at the Male Slot have been a little slow." Gayer than Richard Simmons eating a banana split on the steps of San Francisco city hall.
Hahahahahahaha Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aa ;D ;D ;D
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hahaha where do these clowns come from ???
BRUTAL attempt at reviving a 4 yr old thread ::)
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haha ok "JOHN MATRIX". I bet you're the type of "guy" that goes for his daily prostate exam and when the doctor asks how you're feeling you put down your "Vogue" magazine and exclaim, "great doc, I'm down to 3 butts a day." When the doctor replies that he didn't know you smoked you say "I don't stud, but nights at the Male Slot have been a little slow." Gayer than Richard Simmons eating a banana split on the steps of San Francisco city hall.
LMAO...hahahhahahahahaha hahahahahahaha ;D
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hahaha yes mass 04 he wont show up again Dave would be proud of you haha.
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Dave is away on business and will return shortly
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:D
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