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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Man of Steel on August 17, 2006, 11:40:33 AM
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So last night I hit my local Gold's to destroy my chest and the place is pretty packed, but no big deal just gotta work in with some folks. So I approach a flat bench occupied by a single 160lb destroyer of worlds and ask him if I can work in for a few sets. This little prick looks me right in the eye and says, "No.......I like workin by myself." At first I'm a bit stunned at this "mass monster's" disrespect.....it was loud enough that a few guys around us heard him say it also and they were also visibly caught off guard. Although, I quickly told him, "Yeah, probably a good idea we not work together.....you'd get tired having to strip of my plates in between sets to get back down to your monstrous 175lbs!!" The guys around us started laughin quietly and the 160lb man-mountain blushed like a girl and split AHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Owned!!!
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your awesome
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I would have slap him in the head with a 45lbs plate
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your?
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What a bitch, I hate people who say ..."I got like 4 sets left ....ill be done in a few"..insinuating that I cant work in ..
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So last night I hit my local Gold's to destroy my chest and the place is pretty packed, but no big deal just gotta work in with some folks. So I approach a flat bench occupied by a single 160lb destroyer of worlds and ask him if I can work in for a few sets. This little prick looks me right in the eye and says, "No.......I like workin by myself." At first I'm a bit stunned at this "mass monster's" disrespect.....it was loud enough that a few guys around us heard him say it also and they were also visibly caught off guard. Although, I quickly told him, "Yeah, probably a good idea we not work together.....you'd get tired having to strip of my plates in between sets to get back down to your monstrous 175lbs!!" The guys around us started laughin quietly and the 160lb man-mountain blushed like a girl and split AHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Owned!!!
hshahahahaha, yes Man of Steel some of these little bonesacked twunts need to be viciously owned, there was a little sissy in the gym today doing a monstrous 2 45lb. plates on the chest supported row telling another "man", "i don't train for power, you can't bring the barbell to the beach" hahahaha, gayer than onions.
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Maybe they get sick of you trying to spot them in the showers ;D
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What a bitch, I hate people who say ..."I got like 4 sets left ....ill be done in a few"..insinuating that I cant work in ..
These are the same morons that say "they can't stop and let you work in or they'll break their workout rhythm". AHAAHAHAHAHA!! Fags
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So last night I hit my local Gold's to destroy my chest and the place is pretty packed, but no big deal just gotta work in with some folks. So I approach a flat bench occupied by a single 160lb destroyer of worlds and ask him if I can work in for a few sets. This little prick looks me right in the eye and says, "No.......I like workin by myself." At first I'm a bit stunned at this "mass monster's" disrespect.....it was loud enough that a few guys around us heard him say it also and they were also visibly caught off guard. Although, I quickly told him, "Yeah, probably a good idea we not work together.....you'd get tired having to strip of my plates in between sets to get back down to your monstrous 175lbs!!" The guys around us started laughin quietly and the 160lb man-mountain blushed like a girl and split AHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Owned!!!
Way to Go, ManofSteel! Way to keep these 'destroyer of the world' disciplined and on the move. I bet he was a savage brutal beast...it must of took lots of courage to step up to a monster of gargantuan and epic porportions like that...werent you at least a little bit scared?
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Way to Go, ManofSteel! Way to keep these 'destroyer of the world' disciplined and on the move. I bet he was a savage brutal beast...it must of took lots of courage to step up to a monster of gargantuan and epic porportions like that...werent you at least a little bit scared?
Go ahead BLockHead tell him about your very own massive ownage gym tale. It should be shared with all.
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Way to Go, ManofSteel! Way to keep these 'destroyer of the world' disciplined and on the move. I bet he was a savage brutal beast...it must of took lots of courage to step up to a monster of gargantuan and epic porportions like that...werent you at least a little bit scared?
AHAHAHAH!!! Yes, approaching all 6ft and 160lbs of this mammoth specimen had me shaking....the most intimidating part was the tribal tattoo around his enormous 13" cannon!!!!
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So last night I hit my local Gold's to destroy my chest and the place is pretty packed, but no big deal just gotta work in with some folks. So I approach a flat bench occupied by a single 160lb destroyer of worlds and ask him if I can work in for a few sets. This little prick looks me right in the eye and says, "No.......I like workin by myself." At first I'm a bit stunned at this "mass monster's" disrespect.....it was loud enough that a few guys around us heard him say it also and they were also visibly caught off guard. Although, I quickly told him, "Yeah, probably a good idea we not work together.....you'd get tired having to strip of my plates in between sets to get back down to your monstrous 175lbs!!" The guys around us started laughin quietly and the 160lb man-mountain blushed like a girl and split AHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Owned!!!
You're a fucken liar. You never said shit. Tryin to be a ferocious keyboard warrior
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You're a fucken liar. You never said shit. Tryin to be a ferocious keyboard warrior
meltdown.
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You fucked off because he owned you
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it's more fun to challenge a big Baboon at the gym than a little weakling, dont ya'll think
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it's more fun to challenge a big Baboon at the gym than a little weakling, dont ya'll think
are you calling yourself a baboon, "hugepecs"?
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meltdown.
Indeed. Indeed, my sweet hormo.
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Are you a homosexual "Joey Tito"?
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are you calling yourself a baboon, "hugepecs"?
of course, a Baboon that eat little chimps like you for breakfast... ;D ;D
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it's more fun to challenge a big Baboon at the gym than a little weakling, dont ya'll think
I know a few gyms on the south eastside of Chicago with alot of baboons in them...I also see the same baboons standing in front of currency exchange all day and on my way to work...I see them standing in front of the liquor sto'...
I see them on the news everynight to...always drama with them baboons. We talkin about the same type of people here?
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Are you a homosexual "Joey Tito"?
Of course not...so don't gey any ideas. I don't do escorting or any of that crap, so please, go find someone else. Thanks!
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You're a fucken liar. You never said shit. Tryin to be a ferocious keyboard warrior
i agree w/ you there. total B.S i can see him sitting at home in his moms basement imagining this stuff up while waiting for his mom to finish folding his clothes and make him a meatloaf sandwich.
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Joey Tito, Atheist and Co. must fall under the 6'0 160 pound destroyer of world category.
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i agree w/ you there. total B.S i can see him sitting at home in his moms basement imagining this stuff up while waiting for his mom to finish folding his clothes and make him a meatloaf sandwich.
LOL, Atheist. Now THAT is a "classic owning" HAHAHA!!!
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Joey Tito, Atheist and Co. must fall under the 6'0 160 pound destroyer of world category.
Actually I am only 85 lbs right now. But I'm up 2 pounds from last week!!
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i agree w/ you there. total B.S i can see him sitting at home in his moms basement imagining this stuff up while waiting for his mom to finish folding his clothes and make him a meatloaf sandwich.
you have it all wrong your sister was making him a meatloaf samich
while he was ass banging your mother..
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Are you a homosexual "Joey Tito"?
Mars...Lets just say Joey's favorite instrument is the skin flute
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you have it all wrong your sister was making him a meatloaf samich
while he was ass banging your mother..
Oh boy, Atheist, "Dumbass Dan" hath spoken. We have both been PWNED. lol Hey Dan, when you try to make insults, at least make them funny. Otherwise my eyes hurt from reading the shit you type. Thanks, buddy!!!
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Joey Tito, Atheist and Co. must fall under the 6'0 160 pound destroyer of world category.
i can smell your desperation of wanting to fit in from here. its sad
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Mars...Lets just say Joey's favorite instrument is the skin flute
That was ALMOST funny. Keep trying.
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i can smell your desperation of wanting to fit in from here. its sad
who are fuck stain,your wet behind the ears around here :(
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Joey 'Tiny Titso' and BigMCock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you insignificant skid marks show disrespect to one of the senior most members of the almighty SQUAD, MOS, whose owning skills would tear you both new ones that'll make you pee in your little panties for the rest of your life and from which you'll never recover !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha oh brother, I bet you are the kind of "guys" who arrive at the newly opened 'Fitness Spa' weighing a mammoth 140 lbs each, complete with tribal tattoos around your 11" arms and spiked gelled hair. And when the sales person offers to show you around the free weights section, you both say in unison, "No, no, no! We don't want to lift all those heavy weights and such. We are specifically interested in 2 things - 1) We want to have a stronger core so that we won't move around like a rag doll when we get our musclebear husbands to handle us as roughly as only nasty little bottom bitches like us can demand, and 2) We both need our rectums stretched out a lot more - at the moment, we are only able to take in 7" cocks each. Here, let me show you what I mean stud. Just pretend you are my boyfriend, like that........", as the whole scene degrades into something unspeakably disgusting. Hahahahahahaha gayer than a falafel burger served with Hummus.
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you have it all wrong your sister was making him a meatloaf samich
while he was ass banging your mother..
Dan "18" must refer to your IQ, sister and mother jokes lost thier luster back in 98' along with glow sticks in the club
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Joey 'Tiny Titso' and BigMCock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you insignificant skid marks show disrespect to one of the senior most members of the almighty SQUAD, MOS, who's owning skills would tear you both new ones that'll make you pee in your little panties for the rest of your life and from which you'll never recover !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha oh brother, I bet you are the kind of guys who arrive at the newly opened 'Fitness Spa' weighing a mammoth 140 lbs each, complete with tribal tattoos around your 11" arms and spiked gelled hair. And when the sales person offers to show you around the free weights section, you both say in unison, "No, no, no! We don't want to lift all those heavy weights and such. We are specifically interested in 2 things - 1) We want to have a stronger core so that we won't move around like a rag doll when we get our musclebear husbands to handle us as roughly as only nasty little bottom bitches like us can demand, and 2) We both need our rectums stretched out a lot more - at the moment, we are only able to accommodate 7 cocks each. Here, let me show you what I mean stud. Just pretend you are my boyfriend, like that........", as the whole scene degrades into something unspeakably disgusting. Hahahahahahaha gayer than a tofu burger served with Hummus.
LOL. I can't believe you just typed all that. Don't you have a job? LOL, meltdown supreme.
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Joey 'Tiny Titso' and BigMCock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you insignificant skid marks show disrespect to one of the senior most members of the almighty SQUAD, MOS, who's owning skills would tear you both new ones that'll make you pee in your little panties for the rest of your life and from which you'll never recover !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha oh brother, I bet you are the kind of guys who arrive at the newly opened 'Fitness Spa' weighing a mammoth 140 lbs each, complete with tribal tattoos around your 11" arms and spiked gelled hair. And when the sales person offers to show you around the free weights section, you both say in unison, "No, no, no! We don't want to lift all those heavy weights and such. We are specifically interested in 2 things - 1) We want to have a stronger core so that we won't move around like a rag doll when we get our musclebear husbands to handle us as roughly as only nasty little bottom bitches like us can demand, and 2) We both need our rectums stretched out a lot more - at the moment, we are only able to accommodate 7 cocks each. Here, let me show you what I mean stud. Just pretend you are my boyfriend, like that........", as the whole scene degrades into something unspeakably disgusting. Hahahahahahaha gayer than a tofu burger served with Hummus.
same shit as always sorry i didnt bother reading it, too long and probably many references using the verbs "massive, brutal, or monster" try increasing your vocab. read a book. pop ups dont count
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same shit as always sorry i didnt bother reading it, too long and probably many references using the verbs "massive, brutal, or monster" try increasing your vocab. read a book. pop ups dont count
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Joey 'Tiny Titso' and BigMCock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you insignificant skid marks show disrespect to one of the senior most members of the almighty SQUAD, MOS, who's owning skills would tear you both new ones that'll make you pee in your little panties for the rest of your life and from which you'll never recover !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha oh brother, I bet you are the kind of guys who arrive at the newly opened 'Fitness Spa' weighing a mammoth 140 lbs each, complete with tribal tattoos around your 11" arms and spiked gelled hair. And when the sales person offers to show you around the free weights section, you both say in unison, "No, no, no! We don't want to lift all those heavy weights and such. We are specifically interested in 2 things - 1) We want to have a stronger core so that we won't move around like a rag doll when we get our musclebear husbands to handle us as roughly as only nasty little bottom bitches like us can demand, and 2) We both need our rectums stretched out a lot more - at the moment, we are only able to accommodate 7 cocks each. Here, let me show you what I mean stud. Just pretend you are my boyfriend, like that........", as the whole scene degrades into something unspeakably disgusting. Hahahahahahaha gayer than a tofu burger served with Hummus.
You know, with writing skills and wit like that, you should write for MAD Magazine. I'm being sarcastic, in case you didn't notice.
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Joey 'Tiny Titso' and BigMCock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you insignificant skid marks show disrespect to one of the senior most members of the almighty SQUAD, MOS, who's owning skills would tear you both new ones that'll make you pee in your little panties for the rest of your life and from which you'll never recover !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha oh brother, I bet you are the kind of guys who arrive at the newly opened 'Fitness Spa' weighing a mammoth 140 lbs each, complete with tribal tattoos around your 11" arms and spiked gelled hair. And when the sales person offers to show you around the free weights section, you both say in unison, "No, no, no! We don't want to lift all those heavy weights and such. We are specifically interested in 2 things - 1) We want to have a stronger core so that we won't move around like a rag doll when we get our musclebear husbands to handle us as roughly as only nasty little bottom bitches like us can demand, and 2) We both need our rectums stretched out a lot more - at the moment, we are only able to accommodate 7 cocks each. Here, let me show you what I mean stud. Just pretend you are my boyfriend, like that........", as the whole scene degrades into something unspeakably disgusting. Hahahahahahaha gayer than a tofu burger served with Hummus.
Hahahahahahahaha! I havent had a belly laugh at a post in a while. Classic!
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Joey 'Tiny Titso' and BigMCock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you insignificant skid marks show disrespect to one of the senior most members of the almighty SQUAD, MOS, who's owning skills would tear you both new ones that'll make you pee in your little panties for the rest of your life and from which you'll never recover !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha oh brother, I bet you are the kind of guys who arrive at the newly opened 'Fitness Spa' weighing a mammoth 140 lbs each, complete with tribal tattoos around your 11" arms and spiked gelled hair. And when the sales person offers to show you around the free weights section, you both say in unison, "No, no, no! We don't want to lift all those heavy weights and such. We are specifically interested in 2 things - 1) We want to have a stronger core so that we won't move around like a rag doll when we get our musclebear husbands to handle us as roughly as only nasty little bottom bitches like us can demand, and 2) We both need our rectums stretched out a lot more - at the moment, we are only able to accommodate 7 cocks each. Here, let me show you what I mean stud. Just pretend you are my boyfriend, like that........", as the whole scene degrades into something unspeakably disgusting. Hahahahahahaha gayer than a tofu burger served with Hummus.
Are you trying to implythat these 2 fine young ass muchers,love the musclebear life style kiwiol....are you try to say that on a saturday night they spend hours shoving bottles bats and pipes in there asses so they can please there well hung musclebears....
are you trying to say that they are gayer than a night at the opera..
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who are f**k stain,your wet behind the ears around here :(
" who are f**k stain,your wet behind the ears around here :("
try again you missed a word i believe. and i think you meant " you're" not your retard. last i checked they didn't charge for spell check
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Hahahahahahahaha! I havent had a belly laugh at a post in a while. Classic!
Block, I hope you're kiddin. That stuff is so unfunny it made me feel pity for this poor guy. True ownage should come from someone a bit wittier. I am still waiting for Chick to chime in.
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Are you trying to implythat these 2 fine young ass muchers,love the musclebear life style kiwiol....are you try to say that on a saturday night they spend hours shoving bottles bats and pipes in there asses so they can please there well hung musclebears....
are you trying to say that they are gayer than a night at the opera..
*YAWN*
Dude, seriously, leave the wit to other guys on this board who actually ARE funny. You're only embarrassing yourself.
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Joey 'Tiny Titso' and BigMCock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you insignificant skid marks show disrespect to one of the senior most members of the almighty SQUAD, MOS, who's owning skills would tear you both new ones that'll make you pee in your little panties for the rest of your life and from which you'll never recover !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha oh brother, I bet you are the kind of guys who arrive at the newly opened 'Fitness Spa' weighing a mammoth 140 lbs each, complete with tribal tattoos around your 11" arms and spiked gelled hair. And when the sales person offers to show you around the free weights section, you both say in unison, "No, no, no! We don't want to lift all those heavy weights and such. We are specifically interested in 2 things - 1) We want to have a stronger core so that we won't move around like a rag doll when we get our musclebear husbands to handle us as roughly as only nasty little bottom bitches like us can demand, and 2) We both need our rectums stretched out a lot more - at the moment, we are only able to accommodate 7 cocks each. Here, let me show you what I mean stud. Just pretend you are my boyfriend, like that........", as the whole scene degrades into something unspeakably disgusting. Hahahahahahaha gayer than a tofu burger served with Hummus.
well spoken sir!
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Joey 'Tiny Titso' and BigMCock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you insignificant skid marks show disrespect to one of the senior most members of the almighty SQUAD, MOS, who's owning skills would tear you both new ones that'll make you pee in your little panties for the rest of your life and from which you'll never recover !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha oh brother, I bet you are the kind of guys who arrive at the newly opened 'Fitness Spa' weighing a mammoth 140 lbs each, complete with tribal tattoos around your 11" arms and spiked gelled hair. And when the sales person offers to show you around the free weights section, you both say in unison, "No, no, no! We don't want to lift all those heavy weights and such. We are specifically interested in 2 things - 1) We want to have a stronger core so that we won't move around like a rag doll when we get our musclebear husbands to handle us as roughly as only nasty little bottom bitches like us can demand, and 2) We both need our rectums stretched out a lot more - at the moment, we are only able to accommodate 7 cocks each. Here, let me show you what I mean stud. Just pretend you are my boyfriend, like that........", as the whole scene degrades into something unspeakably disgusting. Hahahahahahaha gayer than a tofu burger served with Hummus.
LOL....BIG BELLY HURTS ;D ;D
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Joey 'Tiny Titso' and BigMCock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you insignificant skid marks show disrespect to one of the senior most members of the almighty SQUAD, MOS, who's owning skills would tear you both new ones that'll make you pee in your little panties for the rest of your life and from which you'll never recover !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha oh brother, I bet you are the kind of guys who arrive at the newly opened 'Fitness Spa' weighing a mammoth 140 lbs each, complete with tribal tattoos around your 11" arms and spiked gelled hair. And when the sales person offers to show you around the free weights section, you both say in unison, "No, no, no! We don't want to lift all those heavy weights and such. We are specifically interested in 2 things - 1) We want to have a stronger core so that we won't move around like a rag doll when we get our musclebear husbands to handle us as roughly as only nasty little bottom bitches like us can demand, and 2) We both need our rectums stretched out a lot more - at the moment, we are only able to accommodate 7 cocks each. Here, let me show you what I mean stud. Just pretend you are my boyfriend, like that........", as the whole scene degrades into something unspeakably disgusting. Hahahahahahaha gayer than a tofu burger served with Hummus.
hahahaha, getbig owning hall of fame material.
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remember Dan "your" and "you are" are completely different. use flash card if you have to
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remember Dan "your" and "you are" are completely different. use flash card if you have to
Dan is too busy trying to be witty (and failing miserably at it) to care about basic English grammar. *sigh*
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well spoken sir!
did you think of that reply yourself? and remind Dan that Spell Check is free again. at least make yourself useful
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Are you trying to implythat these 2 fine young ass muchers,love the musclebear life style kiwiol....are you try to say that on a saturday night they spend hours shoving bottles bats and pipes in there asses so they can please there well hung musclebears....
are you trying to say that they are gayer than a night at the opera..
dan18....I think that what he is saying is that these 2 guys are gayer than eating fondue while wearing bobby socks and relating to the diary of Lance Bass
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did you think of that reply yourself? and remind Dan that Spell Check is free again. at least make yourself useful
ok ill try ::)
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remember Dan "your" and "you are" are completely different. use flash card if you have to
Remember when people who were attacking the grammar of someone else were smart enough to punctuate and capitalize properly? Moron.
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Back on topic:
You fat buoys make me laugh about your 'gym owning' of smaller guys - you dont have a clue what trouble you might stir - like a fat hippo bathing with the smaller crocodiles ha ha ha ha you maternity nurses "Puuuussshh!"
I would laugh if this little 160lb'er was a fookin super-middle weight boxer who dropped your fat spotty, needle-punctured ass on the floor.
I can see it now, as you writhe on the floor vomiting your protein drink on your fannypack after absorbing a wicked left-hook to that shrunken steroid-addled noggin of organ you call 'a liver' you pussball.
Then you finally rise to your feet and he tells you to leave before he breaks your shrunken micro-balls..as you run to the door with the shit running down your clown-pants the gym roars with laughter.
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dan18....I think that what he is saying is that these 2 guys are gayer than eating fondue while wearing bobby socks and relating to the diary of Lance Bass
Yes i could have been wrong,but im sure kiwiol was trying to say that these 2 guys curl up at night with a glass of wine and watch the lifetime channel..
gayer than workout gloves
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Back on topic:
You fat buoys make me laugh about your 'gym owning' of smaller guys - you dont have a clue what trouble you might stir - like a fat hippo bathing with the smaller crocodiles ha ha ha ha you maternity nurses "Puuuussshh!"
I would laugh if this little 160lb'er was a fookin super-middle weight boxer who dropped your fat spotty, needle-punctured ass on the floor.
I can see it now, as you writhe on the floor vomiting your protein drink on your fannypack after absorbing a wicked left-hook to that shrunken steroid-addled noggin of organ you call 'a liver' you pussball.
Then you finally rise to your feet and he tells you to leave before he breaks your shrunken micro-balls..as you run to the door with the shit running down your clown-pants the gym roars with laughter.
Meltdown.
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Joey 'Tiny Titso' and BigMCock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you insignificant skid marks show disrespect to one of the senior most members of the almighty SQUAD, MOS, who's owning skills would tear you both new ones that'll make you pee in your little panties for the rest of your life and from which you'll never recover !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha oh brother, I bet you are the kind of guys who arrive at the newly opened 'Fitness Spa' weighing a mammoth 140 lbs each, complete with tribal tattoos around your 11" arms and spiked gelled hair. And when the sales person offers to show you around the free weights section, you both say in unison, "No, no, no! We don't want to lift all those heavy weights and such. We are specifically interested in 2 things - 1) We want to have a stronger core so that we won't move around like a rag doll when we get our musclebear husbands to handle us as roughly as only nasty little bottom bitches like us can demand, and 2) We both need our rectums stretched out a lot more - at the moment, we are only able to accommodate 7 cocks each. Here, let me show you what I mean stud. Just pretend you are my boyfriend, like that........", as the whole scene degrades into something unspeakably disgusting. Hahahahahahaha gayer than a tofu burger served with Hummus.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! kiwiol bringin the pain yet again!!! BWAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!
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ok ill try ::)
now have mommy tuck you in and get to bed.
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Back on topic:
You fat buoys make me laugh about your 'gym owning' of smaller guys - you dont have a clue what trouble you might stir - like a fat hippo bathing with the smaller crocodiles ha ha ha ha you maternity nurses "Puuuussshh!"
I would laugh if this little 160lb'er was a fookin super-middle weight boxer who dropped your fat spotty, needle-punctured ass on the floor.
I can see it now, as you writhe on the floor vomiting your protein drink on your fannypack after absorbing a wicked left-hook to that shrunken steroid-addled noggin of organ you call 'a liver' you pussball.
Then you finally rise to your feet and he tells you to leave before he breaks your shrunken micro-balls..as you run to the door with the shit running down your clown-pants the gym roars with laughter.
nice story....another MMA dreaming about using thier skills ...hahahah
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Meltdown.
dick licking chops,take it easy big fella the next thing you know your
going to be banging your head on the key board or break a nail..
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Yes i could have been wrong,but im sure kiwiol was trying to say that these 2 guys curl up at night with a glass of wine and watch the lifetime channel..
gayer than workout gloves
I think so, but I also hear that they are so sick of banging each other that when Joey wants to fake an orgasm he just spits on his muscle bears back.
gayer than finger sandwiches
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Remember when people who were attacking the grammar of someone else were smart enough to punctuate and capitalize properly? Moron.
so many errors with that sentence.. "people who were..." of someone else were..."
youre worse than Dan.
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now have mommy tuck you in and get to bed.
no need your mom is right next to me and when im done skull fucking her i will have her get me a glass of warm milk and tuck me in..
thanks for the suggestion 8)
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nice story....another MMA dreaming about using thier skills ...hahahah
Hahahaha yes JJ. Atheist, Pork Chop and Joey Tito are the kind of 'guys' who start up a 'gang of 3' and walk into the meanest, most darkest ally in the ghetto and on spotting a nasty looking gang of thugs, deliberately go up to them and start some shit. And when the gang members get furious and start walking towards these 3 queers to teach them a lesson, the gay trio immediately pull their pants down, bend over and say, "Ok studs, I mean, you thugs. Let's get this over with", as they wink at each other and giggle lightly. Hahahahaha gayer than placing an autobid on ebay for the tickets of a Village People concert.
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Meltdown.
Berzerk frenzy?
Wasn't that a soft rock band in the 80's?
I bet you listen to em while being humped by your uncle to remind of 'the good ol days' before sodomy 'entered' your life
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I think so, but I also hear that they are so sick of banging each other that when Joey wants to fake an orgasm he just spits on his muscle bears back.
gayer than finger sandwiches
wait finger sandwiches are cool
as long as there steak samiches served by naked bitches ;D
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Hahahaha yes JJ. Atheist, Pork Chop and Joey Tito are the kind of guys who start up a 'gang of 3' and walk into the meanest, most darkest ally in the ghetto and on spotting a nasty looking gang of thugs, deliberately go up to them and start some shit. And when the gang members get furious and start walking towards these 3 queers to teach them a lesson, the gay trio immediately pull their pants down, bend over and say, "Ok studs, I mean, you thugs. Let's get this over with", as they wink at each other and giggle lightly. Hahahahaha gayer than placing an autobid on ebay for the tickets of a Village People concert.
Talking from experience?
No wonder you were the star rider at the Rectal Rodeo.
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Berzerk frenzy?
Wasn't that a soft rock band in the 80's?
I bet you listen to em while being humped by your uncle to remind of 'the good ol days' before sodomy 'entered' your life
ouch...
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Hahahaha yes JJ. Atheist, Pork Chop and Joey Tito are the kind of guys who start up a 'gang of 3' and walk into the meanest, most darkest ally in the ghetto and on spotting a nasty looking gang of thugs, deliberately go up to them and start some shit. And when the gang members get furious and start walking towards these 3 queers to teach them a lesson, the gay trio immediately pull their pants down, bend over and say, "Ok studs, I mean, you thugs. Let's get this over with", as they wink at each other and giggle lightly. Hahahahaha gayer than placing an autobid on ebay for the tickets of a Village People concert.
hahahaha, yes Kiwiol, especially that little queef Joey Tito, hahahaha, he was the type of kid who kept getting beat up by the bullies at school for wearing a Queen concert t-shirt and one day after an especially vicious beating he came home and his pillow biter of a "father" said to him, "why don't you do what i used to do when the big, bad bullies used to beat on me, i used to offer to give them all blowjobs.........wait a minute, they actually beat me worse after that but hey at least i got to cum" hahahaha, gayer than frozen yogurt.
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Talking from experience?
No wonder you were the star rider at the Rectal Rodeo.
I wasn't, but it's good to hear the opinion of the 'Most valuable "Ream" player' award holder from the industry himself hahahahahaha
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Careful kiwiol...these guys might be using some serious tuff like NOXplode...or Xience...that stuff can make you a feroscious savage ruthless straight up killa' beast...
I hope they dont threaten to fly out or challenge you to fly out to them to fight...I wouldnt fk w/ gel spiky hair barb wired tatooed animals on Xeience or NOXplode...
You must have a death wish, kiwiol...
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Berzerk frenzy?
Wasn't that a soft rock band in the 80's?
hahahah self owning yourself by remembering fav band from 80s hahahah
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I wasn't, but it's good to hear the opinion of the 'Most valuable "Ream" player' award holder from the industry himself hahahahahaha
Didn't really make sense did you?
Try again.
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hahahah self owning yourself by remembering fav band from 80s hahahah
Hahahahahaha!!!!
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Talking from experience?
No wonder you were the star rider at the Rectal Rodeo.
yes he was your mom was the rectal ,kiwiol was the rider how did you know that,were you sniffin your moms panties again..
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pork chop your insignificant replys are truly pathetic.
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ouch...
gayer than saying ouch what a clown..
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Pork Chop and Athetist ...looks like its time to re register a new username ..hahahha a combined 240 + post and you guys are all Own3d up.... hahaha
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hahahah self owning yourself by remembering fav band from 80s hahahah
I remember it in the background playin from your bedroom when your uncle visited you - as mummy took a gut full of the pork_chop custard.
She was a real cum glutton.
Gave good head for a ten tonne tessie.
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Didn't really make sense did you?
Try again.
Translation - I'm just buying some time by saying this so I can think of something to say that won't be THIS lame.
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I remember it in the background playin from your bedroom when your uncle visited you - as mummy took a gut full of the pork_chop custard.
She was a real cum glutton.
Gave good head for a ten tonne tessie.
You would know a thing or 2 about 'giving good head' won't you Pork Chop?
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Translation - I'm just buying some time by saying this so I can think of something to say that won't be THIS lame.
Go quaff a pecker - it'll inspire more of your 'gay alley tales' you love to tell..
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Hahahahaha yes Sarcasm. The story continues though - After Joey Tiny tits had had a good cry on his 'dad's' shoulders, his dad wanted to make him feel better and said, " You know what, son? It's time for us to play our favourite game again. Tell me, what do you want this christmas from you daddy?", upon which cue, Joey goes, "Yes!!!!!!", pulls his pants down, bends over and closing his eyes in anticipation of the pleasure to 'cum', replies, "All the 'love' in the world", as his heartbeat quickens on hearing his 'dad' walk towards him. Hahahahaha gayer than a decaf Soy Latte.
true but it didnt end there,after his father was done giving him his man love, just as he pulled out joey turned with a tear in his eye and swallowed every drop of his fathers love.
man i just threw up ;D
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true but it didnt end there,after his father was done giving him his man love, just as he pulled out joey turned with a tear in his eye and swallowed every drop of his fathers love.
man i just threw up ;D
Hahahaha yes dan18. Like the great Mars would say, "These little bloodvessels. They make me sick".
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So last night I hit my local Gold's to destroy my chest and the place is pretty packed, but no big deal just gotta work in with some folks. So I approach a flat bench occupied by a single 160lb destroyer of worlds and ask him if I can work in for a few sets. This little prick looks me right in the eye and says, "No.......I like workin by myself." At first I'm a bit stunned at this "mass monster's" disrespect.....it was loud enough that a few guys around us heard him say it also and they were also visibly caught off guard. Although, I quickly told him, "Yeah, probably a good idea we not work together.....you'd get tired having to strip of my plates in between sets to get back down to your monstrous 175lbs!!" The guys around us started laughin quietly and the 160lb man-mountain blushed like a girl and split AHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Owned!!!
I think he OWNED you by making a MUSCLE MONSTER such as yourself wait to use the bench.
A real man would have kicked sand in his face, spilled his "carboforce" all over the floor, and told him they just announced "Adult Swim...all children out of the pool."
Next time, don't let a scrawny lightweight dictate your workout routine, you giant pansy.
Special "All Bark and No Bite" Ed
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Hahahaha yes dan18. Like one of the founding fathers of our great organisation, the almighty SQUAD, Mars would say, "These little bloodvessels. They make me sick".
sure.
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Back on topic:
You fat buoys make me laugh about your 'gym owning' of smaller guys - you dont have a clue what trouble you might stir - like a fat hippo bathing with the smaller crocodiles ha ha ha ha you maternity nurses "Puuuussshh!"
I would laugh if this little 160lb'er was a fookin super-middle weight boxer who dropped your fat spotty, needle-punctured ass on the floor.
I can see it now, as you writhe on the floor vomiting your protein drink on your fannypack after absorbing a wicked left-hook to that shrunken steroid-addled noggin of organ you call 'a liver' you pussball.
Then you finally rise to your feet and he tells you to leave before he breaks your shrunken micro-balls..as you run to the door with the shit running down your clown-pants the gym roars with laughter.
i like this guy,
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i like this guy,
Lucky for you, he is into guys as well :-X
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Hahahaha yes dan18. Like one of the founding fathers of our great organisation, the almighty SQUAD, Mars would say, "These little bloodvessels. They make me sick".
yes my old foe and friend they do make me ill,not even worthy enough to wipe my sweat from there mothers backs bench
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Kiwiol do you and your little bitches just cut and paste the same shit on every thread
Almost funny the first time getting old now
Your obsession with gays and incest is classic serial killer shit bet you wet the bed and torture insects
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Hahahahaha sounds like I upset this little tit who's throwing a little hissy fit online hahahahahaha
No man i'm just owning the 'self styled get big owner'.
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Kiwiol do you and your little bitches just cut and paste the same shit on every thread
Almost funny the first time getting old now
Your obsession with gays and incest is classic serial killer shit bet you wet the bed and torture insects
I bet Kiwi enjoys it when his father creeps into his room at night for some 'father & son bonding'.
Then afterwards he likes to lick daddy's gravy from his sheets....
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I bet Kiwi enjoys it when his father creeps into his room at night for some 'father & son bonding'.
Then afterwards he likes to lick daddy's gravy from his sheets....
Looks like I upset a little queer by striking a little too close to the truth hahahahahaha.
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And I bet you are the kind of guy who closes his eyes to rub one out, while wearing your father's soiled undies over your face and tell yourself, "I'm not really this gay or disgusting. I just don't want to narrow my 'love' for my dad and keep it under the limits that been imposed as 'acceptable' by society. After all, if not dad, isn't it going to be some other guy anyway", as you sink into lower and lower limits of depravity. Hahahahaha gayer than coconut cream.
Take daddy's sweet-meat out of your mouth and concentrate on the correct response.
Your owning is piss weak tonight and you should retire for the evening and await poppa's night time cuddle.
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Lucky for you, he is into guys as well :-X
hush, wanker :o
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So last night I hit my local Gold's to destroy my chest and the place is pretty packed, but no big deal just gotta work in with some folks. So I approach a flat bench occupied by a single 160lb destroyer of worlds and ask him if I can work in for a few sets. This little prick looks me right in the eye and says, "No.......I like workin by myself." At first I'm a bit stunned at this "mass monster's" disrespect.....it was loud enough that a few guys around us heard him say it also and they were also visibly caught off guard. Although, I quickly told him, "Yeah, probably a good idea we not work together.....you'd get tired having to strip of my plates in between sets to get back down to your monstrous 175lbs!!" The guys around us started laughin quietly and the 160lb man-mountain blushed like a girl and split AHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Owned!!!
Haha beautiful self ownage there. Looks like in real life any little pussy tells you to fuck off. Shows how much respect you get, you're not only a joke on Getbig, but everywhere!
Thanks for sharing!
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And I bet you are the kind of guy who closes his eyes to rub one out, while wearing your father's soiled undies over your face and tell yourself, "I'm not really this gay or disgusting. I just don't want to narrow my 'love' for my dad and keep it under the limits that been imposed as 'acceptable' by society. After all, if not dad, isn't it going to be some other guy anyway", as you sink into lower and lower limits of depravity. Hahahahaha gayer than coconut cream.
No im not
Fuelling your own homsexual fantasies on this board may be a cry for help
Maybe if you made some friends in the real world they could help you come out
Taking it in both pipes does not make you a bad person
Let your anger go its ok to like yourself
Dont hate yourself for only being able to get off by perpetuating endless gayer than threads with your little botty boy internet geek wingmen
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Listen Joey Tito, porkchop and Atheist, I didn't want to have to do this, It pains me but I am going to break out my highly prized gaydar, this one time and this one time only.
Ok here are the results...You three are totaly gay, its way off the charts dudes, you are as gay as a sequen on Liza's dressing room floor, you dream of being at a dress fitting for Barbar Striesand. Bea Arthur is your idea of a real man.
Run, get out of hear, you do not know what you are dealing with. There are real men on this board, the likes of 240 and BlockHead, this guys are huge hetero muscle veined throbbing men with huge cocks. Their wits are finely honed and strong as steel. These guys will eat you alive, spit you out and feed it to the fitness chicks. Go back to the lame ass gay bars that you used to hang out at. I realize you were rejected by gay community but there is no place for you here. Please go while you still have a shred of dignity. Run my friends, not like girls, like men dammit!!
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Out of your depth lil boy!
Infact, i'm feeling rather tired tonight so tell yourself to f*ck off.
There's a good weevil - now do one before i REALLY own your little ass.
OOOOOOOOH! Please don't be so mean and scary - I'm still reeling from all your epic, vicious and brutal comebacks ::) Anyway, I've had enough. Catch you bitches later. If any of you cumstains want to have a real fight, come down to the V later and we'll slug it out.
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You speak like a very experienced, professionally trained Psychologist who is the leader of his field and who is able to 'extract' more than anyone else from a given 'situation' - if Psychologist equates to sucking cock, with 'extract' being sucking and 'situation' being cock.
I just dont want you to go through life denying your sexuality your so obviously a chocolate speedway surfer that everyone can see it apart from you
Your glory hole guilt will eat you up
You go girlfriend
Those twelve inch arms will look better in a dress
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I think he OWNED you by making a MUSCLE MONSTER such as yourself wait to use the bench.
A real man would have kicked sand in his face, spilled his "carboforce" all over the floor, and told him they just announced "Adult Swim...all children out of the pool."
Next time, don't let a scrawny lightweight dictate your workout routine, you giant pansy.
Special "All Bark and No Bite" Ed
I anticipated this type of reply.......yes, he caught me and others around me off guard with his blatant, idiotic disrespect, but immediately thereafter he left the bench mid-workout feeling dejected, beaten and thoroughly owned.
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Haha beautiful self ownage there. Looks like in real life any little pussy tells you to f**k off. Shows how much respect you get, you're not only a joke on Getbig, but everywhere!
Thanks for sharing!
AAHAHAHAH!!! Bluto!! I thought you slipped the noose around your neck a few days ago? Guess it wouldn't fit given the cock in your mouth.
Hey, here's hopin for tomorrow! ***fingers crossed***
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AAHAHAHAH!!! Bluto!! I thought you slipped the noose around your neck a few days ago? Guess it wouldn't fit given the cock in your mouth.
Hey, here's hopin for tomorrow! ***fingers crossed***
Hahahah, without a given, if there's a thread with the Squad in it, one can find Bluto like the little lap dog he is with his tail tucked between his legs trying to throw himself into the fray. He's obviously destroyed by the fact he has no pull on getbig whatsoever and even Flower shits all over him. And by Bluto, I of course mean BlutoStreetNielson.
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I know a few gyms on the south eastside of Chicago with alot of baboons in them...I also see the same baboons standing in front of currency exchange all day and on my way to work...I see them standing in front of the liquor sto'...
I see them on the news everynight to...always drama with them baboons. We talkin about the same type of people here?
Hey Blockhead, hold up let me just get this out of the way for ya first ok? Yeah me & my 'Monster' 7-8 posts had something to say ;)...
Damn! I've lurked around on these boards for a little while now before registering and I've come to anticipate the belly laugh I'm almost always guaranteed with your posts but every now & then... you're a dick. That "baboon" shit was a tad harsh... whatcha tryin' to say man?
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First off...back off, son and recognize! Thank you for being a fan of my work but I'm just talking about BABOONS thats all...how did you interpret it? I just said I see BABOONS in front of the liquor sto'...outside of Currency Exchange, outside of the chicken/rib shack...trying to clean my windows at a red light with a squeegee...and all up on the news everynight thats all...
How els can that be misunderstood? Explain that one? Hmmm...what are YOU trying to say???
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Can't believe you couldn't scare a little pussy off the bench MOS, maybe you should have started curling the 110 pounders in his face to scare him. ::)
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First off...back off, son and recognize! Thank you for being a fan of my work but I'm just talking about BABOONS thats all...how did you interpret it? I just said I see BABOONS in front of the liquor sto'...outside of Currency Exchange, outside of the chicken/rib shack...trying to clean my windows at a red light with a squeegee...and all up on the news everynight thats all...
How els can that be misunderstood? Explain that one? Hmmm...what are YOU trying to say???
LOL!!! Well, first off son??? Try that again brother... wrong sex. Ok, ok... I'll give you that... you didn't flat out say anything I guess I'm just reacting to the cumulation of all your previous posts... I sorry :-* gee Block can you find it in your heart to forgive this little ol newbie? Ha!
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Yea see sure enough another chickenhead trying to step up to TheBlockHead...I had a feeling you were a btich...I thought I smelled a low tide. Sniff...sniff...
Listen here SISTA...carry yo' b---k ass back up in da CRIB and fix yo man up some greens and cornbread, youknowwhatImsayin? You best be fin' to never ever get in my way again...check yoself next time...KEISHA!
Oh, I can forgive you alright...and I have just the thing to make you pay!
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Yea see sure enough another chickenhead trying to step up to TheBlockHead...I had a feeling you were a btich...I thought I smelled a low tide. Sniff...sniff...
Listen here SISTA...carry yo' b---k ass back up in da CRIB and fix yo man up some greens and cornbread, youknowwhatImsayin? You best be fin' to never ever get in my way again...check yoself next time...KEISHA!
Oh, I can forgive you alright...and I have just the thing to make you pay!
Oh here we go... classic Blockhead woman bashing ::) whatever! I'm secure enough in myself to not let the jaded rantings of some keyboard jockey get to me. But since you went there my question to you is - who's the bitch that fcked you over and made you so bitter? She worked a number on your ass fo sure... still paying maybe??? And what exactly are you bringing to the table to make me pay huh?
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Oh here we go... classic Blockhead woman bashing ::) whatever! I'm secure enough in myself to not let the jaded rantings of some keyboard jockey get to me. But since you went there my question to you is - who's the bitch that fcked you over and made you so bitter? She worked a number on your ass fo sure... still paying maybe??? And what exactly are you bringing to the table to make me pay huh?
Maybe he thinks you belong in the kitchen and not on the computer.
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Maybe he thinks you belong in the kitchen and not on the computer.
Well frankly my dear, I don't give a fck... :-*
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Well frankly my dear, I don't give a fck... :-*
Obviously you do as you keep on replying.
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Obviously you do as you keep on replying.
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Well if nothing else it'll get my post count up right?
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hahahaha, yes Kiwiol, especially that little queef Joey Tito, hahahaha, he was the type of kid who kept getting beat up by the bullies at school for wearing a Queen concert t-shirt and one day after an especially vicious beating he came home and his pillow biter of a "father" said to him, "why don't you do what i used to do when the big, bad bullies used to beat on me, i used to offer to give them all blowjobs.........wait a minute, they actually beat me worse after that but hey at least i got to cum" hahahaha, gayer than frozen yogurt.
Hahahaahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!! classic.
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Haha beautiful self ownage there. Looks like in real life any little pussy tells you to f**k off. Shows how much respect you get, you're not only a joke on Getbig, but everywhere!
Thanks for sharing!
Yes, MOS is a big fat joke. Guys who are truly huge and strong never get into these kinds of situations. The biggest guys are usually pretty quiet and unassuming in the gym. Everyone else just tries to stay out of their way.
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Yes, MOS is a big fat joke. Guys who are truly huge and strong never get into these kinds of situations. The biggest guys are usually pretty quiet and unassuming in the gym. Everyone else just tries to stay out of their way.
sounds like you're the type of "guy" who is benching and when the gym monster sees you on his bench he walks up grabs your massive 135lb. bar in mid rep lifts you off the bench and sits you down in the water fountain.
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Guys who are truly huge and strong never get into these kinds of situations. The biggest guys are usually pretty quiet and unassuming in the gym. Everyone else just tries to stay out of their way.
Except you. You're always trying to spot them on squats or be the bitch on their donkey calf raises. hahahahaah
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Yeah sure you did " Man of Tin". ::)
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Except you. You're always trying to spot them on squats or be the bitch on their donkey calf raises. hahahahaah
hahahaha He is the type to go up to someone while doing calve raises and say " Hey bud, if you want those cows to moooo, you should do some donkey raises.... with me on your back stud" hahahahaha
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hahahaha He is the type to go up to someone while doing calve raises and say " Hey bud, if you want those cows to moooo, you should do some donkey raises.... with me on your back stud" hahahahaha
hahaha, yes Double J. You've heard about him too. brainX shows up to the gym and just lingers around the squat rack waiting for any guy to squat and then volunteers to spot them. When they ask what is poking them in the ass, he claims it's the buckle on his leather sequined pink Valeo belt. hahahaha
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" Man of Tin". ::)
ahahahahahaha
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Well frankly my dear, I don't give a fck... :-*
beware of " ASS OWNING TERRITORY" are you sure you're in the right place?
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ahahahahahaha
The other day some dude who goes by Sarcasm with the phantom 18" pythons was bragging he owned a 135 pound middle school kid. Wow! What a feat of manhood!
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Another classic hyper-egotistical muscle head that thinks he owns the gym because he is "big"ger. It only took you a whole day to come up with the comeback that you would have said to the kid if you could actually think quickly and then spit out the words.
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Another classic hyper-egotistical muscle head that thinks he owns the gym because he is "big"ger. It only took you a whole day to come up with the comeback that you would have said to the kid if you could actually think quickly and then spit out the words.
Oh brother MOS, I think Rayisnumerouno was the guy you owned in there. He sounds pretty hurt by the fact his 13" arms just don't cut it in the bodybuilding world.
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GJ MOS!! Teaching those little wankstas a lesson!
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Oh brother MOS, I think Rayisnumerouno was the guy you owned in there. He sounds pretty hurt by the fact his 13" arms just don't cut it in the bodybuilding world.
AHAAHAHAH!!! Exactly BF!!! Ole Rayisaqueero sounds just like the bonesacked twunt that tucked his wittle tail and ran outta the gym red-faced, near suicide and utterly owned!!!
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I'm not going to read 6 pages. But PM me if there's something you think I've missed other than MOS getting owned at the gym and then owning himself by telling about it here.
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Bluto doesn't have any time to read 6 pages........not with all that big penis to blow.
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Nice to see that you didnt object of being owned twice, but rather you went into gayland again for the 1000th time.
What a surprise.
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Bluto doesn't have any time to read 6 pages........not with all that big penis to blow.
hahahahaha, yes MOS, bluto sometimes thinks he should be paid because his jaws hurt so much but then he thinks of how much he loves the cock and doersn't mind that he gives away BJ's.
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Hahaha bump for the first thread in which I clashed horns with bigmc and Joey Tito.
Good times 8)
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;D