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So I went to my gym last night after taking a couple days off and I see this kid sitting on my incline bench. There's a pair of 60lb dumbbells sitting next to the bench and this kid is trying to lift them. I asked him if he needed a spot and he's like "No...me do it"...so I watch him as he FALLS OFF THE BENCH and nearly hits cracks his head open on the dumbbells. I helped him up and the kid is crying like nobody's business like he's dying or something. I said to him, "Dude, next time you're gonna use my bench, you better make sure somebody's around to spot you." I actually felt bad for the little guy. Suddenly, this woman starts yelling at me, "What the hell are you doing? What the f*ck happened? Who was spotting him?" I turn around and it's the kid's MOM and she's pointing her finger at me. I'm like, "Lady, I was just trying to get my lift on" and she was like "Lady??? I'm your f*cking wife...don't call me 'Lady'" I thought she was crazy or something because I married a really sweet nice gal, but then I heard "I fell, Dada...Boo-boo on floor" and I realized it WAS my wife and my two-year old son was crying for me to put a Band-Aid on his knee. Damn, did I get pwned or What?
Special "Married with Children" Ed
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hahaha, Special Ed, you should have just pointed in his face and said "Who's your daddy?!?"
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I said to him, "Who is your daddy and what does he do?" and he said "You Nothing"
Special "Boned and Owned" Ed
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I asked him if he needed a spot and he's like "No...me do it"...
maybe you should get your son out of the gym and into an English class?
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So I went to my gym last night after taking a couple days off and I see this kid sitting on my incline bench. There's a pair of 60lb dumbbells sitting next to the bench and this kid is trying to lift them. I asked him if he needed a spot and he's like "No...me do it"...so I watch him as he FALLS OFF THE BENCH and nearly hits cracks his head open on the dumbbells. I helped him up and the kid is crying like nobody's business like he's dying or something. I said to him, "Dude, next time you're gonna use my bench, you better make sure somebody's around to spot you." I actually felt bad for the little guy. Suddenly, this woman starts yelling at me, "What the hell are you doing? What the f*ck happened? Who was spotting him?" I turn around and it's the kid's MOM and she's pointing her finger at me. I'm like, "Lady, I was just trying to get my lift on" and she was like "Lady??? I'm your f*cking wife...don't call me 'Lady'" I thought she was crazy or something because I married a really sweet nice gal, but then I heard "I fell, Dada...Boo-boo on floor" and I realized it WAS my wife and my two-year old son was crying for me to put a Band-Aid on his knee. Damn, did I get pwned or What?
Special "Married with Children" Ed
That story appeared verbatim on the popular weightlifting site powerandbulk.com not too long ago. Nice try.
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maybe you should get your son out of the gym and into an English class?
I realized it WAS my wife and my two-year old son was crying for me to put a Band-Aid on his knee
Maybe your dad should get his son out of the basement and into a Reading class
Special 'Hookers on Phonics" Ed
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Yea I knew this owning was totally made-up...like most of them on here but this one was obviously plagarised. Horrible...
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So I went to my gym last night after taking a couple days off and I see this kid sitting on my incline bench. There's a pair of 60lb dumbbells sitting next to the bench and this kid is trying to lift them. I asked him if he needed a spot and he's like "No...me do it"...so I watch him as he FALLS OFF THE BENCH and nearly hits cracks his head open on the dumbbells. I helped him up and the kid is crying like nobody's business like he's dying or something. I said to him, "Dude, next time you're gonna use my bench, you better make sure somebody's around to spot you." I actually felt bad for the little guy. Suddenly, this woman starts yelling at me, "What the hell are you doing? What the f*ck happened? Who was spotting him?" I turn around and it's the kid's MOM and she's pointing her finger at me. I'm like, "Lady, I was just trying to get my lift on" and she was like "Lady??? I'm your f*cking wife...don't call me 'Lady'" I thought she was crazy or something because I married a really sweet nice gal, but then I heard "I fell, Dada...Boo-boo on floor" and I realized it WAS my wife and my two-year old son was crying for me to put a Band-Aid on his knee. Damn, did I get pwned or What?
Special "Married with Children" Ed
Books
Read them kid
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So I went to my gym last night after taking a couple days off and I see this kid sitting on my incline bench. There's a pair of 60lb dumbbells sitting next to the bench and this kid is trying to lift them. I asked him if he needed a spot and he's like "No...me do it"...so I watch him as he FALLS OFF THE BENCH and nearly hits cracks his head open on the dumbbells. I helped him up and the kid is crying like nobody's business like he's dying or something. I said to him, "Dude, next time you're gonna use my bench, you better make sure somebody's around to spot you." I actually felt bad for the little guy. Suddenly, this woman starts yelling at me, "What the hell are you doing? What the f*ck happened? Who was spotting him?" I turn around and it's the kid's MOM and she's pointing her finger at me. I'm like, "Lady, I was just trying to get my lift on" and she was like "Lady??? I'm your f*cking wife...don't call me 'Lady'" I thought she was crazy or something because I married a really sweet nice gal, but then I heard "I fell, Dada...Boo-boo on floor" and I realized it WAS my wife and my two-year old son was crying for me to put a Band-Aid on his knee. Damn, did I get pwned or What?
Special "Married with Children" Ed
Also sounds like you keep your nads in your wife's purse. Way to go Special "Tuck your weiner between your legs" Ed! :D
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That story appeared verbatim on the popular weightlifting site powerandbulk.com not too long ago. Nice try.
haha ed is owned
E
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If someone can prove that I plagiarized that, I will be Earl1972's rectal slave for one week. 240 can hold my ass in escrow.
Special "Anally Yours" Ed
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i hate things that end all heartwarming and 'family oriented' like that. what a letdown.
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So I went to my gym last night after taking a couple days off and I see this kid sitting on my incline bench. There's a pair of 60lb dumbbells sitting next to the bench and this kid is trying to lift them. I asked him if he needed a spot and he's like "No...me do it"...so I watch him as he FALLS OFF THE BENCH and nearly hits cracks his head open on the dumbbells. I helped him up and the kid is crying like nobody's business like he's dying or something. I said to him, "Dude, next time you're gonna use my bench, you better make sure somebody's around to spot you." I actually felt bad for the little guy. Suddenly, this woman starts yelling at me, "What the hell are you doing? What the f*ck happened? Who was spotting him?" I turn around and it's the kid's MOM and she's pointing her finger at me. I'm like, "Lady, I was just trying to get my lift on" and she was like "Lady??? I'm your f*cking wife...don't call me 'Lady'" I thought she was crazy or something because I married a really sweet nice gal, but then I heard "I fell, Dada...Boo-boo on floor" and I realized it WAS my wife and my two-year old son was crying for me to put a Band-Aid on his knee. Damn, did I get pwned or What?
Special "Married with Children" Ed
bwahahaha @ Special Ed's avatar
aw man that made my night bro LOL @ you like my sister
Remember that time fucking guy Borat goes "eh my sister best sex in mouth in my country" ;D
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If someone can prove that I plagiarized that, I will be Earl1972's rectal slave for one week. =
:-*
E
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One time I saw this skinny guy do bench presses with 135 hahahahahahahahahahahaha ha OWNED!!!
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One time I saw this skinny guy do bench presses with 135 hahahahahahahahahahahaha ha OWNED!!!
so your gym has mirrors then?
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Yes, I saw you very clearly in the mirror. :-*
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(http://www.themoderatevoice.com/files/joe-plagiarism.gif) >:(
hey, make up your own! "owning"
Owning, how silly ::)
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So I went to my gym last night after taking a couple days off and I see this kid sitting on my incline bench. There's a pair of 60lb dumbbells sitting next to the bench and this kid is trying to lift them. I asked him if he needed a spot and he's like "No...me do it"...so I watch him as he FALLS OFF THE BENCH and nearly hits cracks his head open on the dumbbells. I helped him up and the kid is crying like nobody's business like he's dying or something. I said to him, "Dude, next time you're gonna use my bench, you better make sure somebody's around to spot you." I actually felt bad for the little guy. Suddenly, this woman starts yelling at me, "What the hell are you doing? What the f*ck happened? Who was spotting him?" I turn around and it's the kid's MOM and she's pointing her finger at me. I'm like, "Lady, I was just trying to get my lift on" and she was like "Lady??? I'm your f*cking wife...don't call me 'Lady'" I thought she was crazy or something because I married a really sweet nice gal, but then I heard "I fell, Dada...Boo-boo on floor" and I realized it WAS my wife and my two-year old son was crying for me to put a Band-Aid on his knee. Damn, did I get pwned or What?
Special "Married with Children" Ed
If that isn't copied from somewhere else, cheers. If not, cheers anyways, it made me laugh ;D
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SE; What the hell were you smoking? Your son and wife are in the same gym as you, even using the same bench and you don't recognize them? Need glasses or were you in the ZONE, as they say?
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Hello all,
You do realize that not every skinny/fat guy/girl that walks into a gym is gifted lift "BIG".
You build a foundation and work up from there. Consistancy is the key. So, if you have been training for years and see someone who doesn't know a flat bench from a smith machine cut them some slack.
Now, if they are assholes who are giving advise and have no clue....OWN AWAY!!!
Sandra