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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: shiftedShapes on August 25, 2006, 08:14:27 AM
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They did a study a while back on the mega obeese and they had them self-report how much they ate. Most of these lying sacks of shit reported an intake of around 2000 calories. Well phase II of the study was for them to move into an institutional environment where they were actually kept to only 2000 calories a day. Ofcourse the lard asses went crazy. The funny thing is when they tested their blood on this new diet they showed all of the signs of starvation.
Fat people may have some predisposition to put on weight, BUT they can't do it without eating massive amounts of food. So next time you see your lard ass friends eating yogurt and a banana for lunch be assured that they do most of their eating in private. Once they get home they will gorge themselves on ice cream and chips.
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I would imagine atleast 50% of the people disregard soda/cordial/juice as calories. Ironically this being probably the biggest reason why they are fat.
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They did a study a while back on the mega obeese and they had them self-report how much they ate. Most of these lying sacks of shit reported an intake of around 2000 calories. Well phase II of the study was for them to move into an institutional environment where they were actually kept to only 2000 calories a day. Ofcourse the lard asses went crazy. The funny thing is when they tested their blood on this new diet they showed all of the signs of starvation.
Fat people may have some predisposition to put on weight, BUT they can't do it without eating massive amounts of food. So next time you see your lard ass friends eating yogurt and a banana for lunch be assured that they do most of their eating in private. Once they get home they will gorge themselves on ice cream and chips.
It is my duty to insult fat people at every opportunity. It's really for their own good.
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It is my duty to insult fat people at every opportunity. It's really for their own good.
I too am a solider in the battle of the bulge!!! Knowing who is fat is half the battle !!
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I would imagine atleast 50% of the people disregard soda/cordial/juice as calories. Ironically this being probably the biggest reason why they are fat.
Don't forget the alcohol. I have a few friends that actually eat very little and drink a lot on the weekends. When they are drunk, they eat junk food. They always wonder why they get fat.
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It is my duty to insult fat people at every opportunity. It's really for their own good.
I agree. What you should really do though is lock them in basements and control their calories for them. They love it, give it a try the next time you get a chance (just make sure the walls are durable, otherwise they will eat their way out)
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Most people on Getbig are fat.
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I too am a solider in the battle of the bulge!!! Knowing who is fat is half the battle !!
Thankfully our enemy is very easy to spot and they frequent the same establishments over and over.
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Fat people are fat.
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we're not bashing FAT ASSES, WE'RE TRYING TO HELP EM OUT
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Most people on Getbig are fat.
They're just bulking. They can still see signs of their abs under certian light: like an x-ray.
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Most people on Getbig are fat.
lol no shit.
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I hate fat people. I think you should be able to hit them with a hammer when you see them.
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Fat people are fat.
Words of wisdom from Mars.
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I hate fat people. I think you should be able to hit them with a hammer when you see them.
totally agree.
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Fat people will live through a famine
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Fat people will live through a famine
hahahaaha, a famine in 21 century north america? yeah right, maybe after a nuclear fallout.
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A famine for a fatass would be if there was a power outage in their city for a couple of hours and all the McD's, Burger King's etc were closed ha ha ha
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hahahaaha, a famine in 21 century north america? yeah right, maybe after a nuclear fallout.
If it happnes the legions of fattys like me will be ready!
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A famine for a fatass would be if there was a power outage in their city for a couple of hours and all the McD's, Burger King's etc were closed ha ha ha
hahah, yes a famine for them is the time it takes for them to remove the wall of their house to allow them to get to the lunch buffet.
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If it happnes the legions of fattys like me will be ready!
Unless you haven't die before from a heart attack because of you fat clogged arteries.
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Fat people will live through a famine
I remember all of the fat kids in school used the same comeback: "oh yeah well my dad says I would live longer if we both get stuck in a cave."
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I remember all of the fat kids in school used the same comeback: "oh yeah well my dad says I would live longer if we both get stuck in a cave."
ROFL
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I remember all of the fat kids in school used the same comeback: "oh yeah well my dad says I would live longer if we both get stuck in a cave."
aahahahaahahaa, how delusional.
the correct answer to this is: "Not if i kill you on the first day, then i can live on your fat for years in that cave."
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aahahahaahahaa, how delusional.
the correct answer to this is: "Not if i kill you on the first day, then i can live on your fat for years in that cave."
If onlY I had thought of that 20 years ago
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If onlY I had thought of that 20 years ago
well, i'm sorry.
But you can have that in front of everybody at the next class reunion.
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Do all fat people have a stash of candy hidden somewhere ??
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Do all fat people have a stash of candy hidden somewhere ??
hahaha, sure they do. In their desk at work, bedroom night stand or closet, etc.... I think it's funny when they won't eat a lot in front of people. "I'll just have a salad..." when you know they go home and scarf down a bag of oreos and a six pack of soda. hahaha
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I hate fat people. I think you should be able to hit them with a hammer when you see them.
you can.....you didnt know?
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Do all fat people have a stash of candy hidden somewhere ??
No fat people have JUST one stash of candy.
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I deal daily with people who need to loose weight. Most of them hold off eating till later in the day, their first mistake. Then I usually hear "I stop at the donut shop and get a coffee with 2 doughnuts around 11 and that's it till dinner". They don't realize that their body's are in a starvation mode and will give up muscle and store fat to keep from starving. When I try to explain that to get lean they must eat small, nutritious meals every 4 hours, they think I'm nuts till they try it. I've had people loose up to 12 lbs. in a week. They can't believe how easy it is when you get started and just clean up their diet a little at a time. When I see them, scale and callipers, they can't lie. It's mostly educating them on how to put together meals and always plan for tomorrow. In 4 years at this location, I have about a 90% success rate with dieters. The only ones that fail are the "smart ones" who put together their own diet using what I gave them as a guideline, which never works. I love fat people. They make us, in shape people look so much better and when they come to me the fatter they are the more they need me. In reality they don't, but sshhhhhh....keep em comming. Common sense and a good mirror are the best tools for getting in shape their are.
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I deal daily with people who need to loose weight. Most of them hold off eating till later in the day, their first mistake. Then I usually hear "I stop at the donut shop and get a coffee with 2 doughnuts around 11 and that's it till dinner". They don't realize that their body's are in a starvation mode and will give up muscle and store fat to keep from starving. When I try to explain that to get lean they must eat small, nutritious meals every 4 hours, they think I'm nuts till they try it. I've had people loose up to 12 lbs. in a week. They can't believe how easy it is when you get started and just clean up their diet a little at a time. When I see them, scale and callipers, they can't lie. It's mostly educating them on how to put together meals and always plan for tomorrow. In 4 years at this location, I have about a 90% success rate with dieters. The only ones that fail are the "smart ones" who put together their own diet using what I gave them as a guideline, which never works. I love fat people. They make us, in shape people look so much better and when they come to me the fatter they are the more they need me. In reality they don't, but sshhhhhh....keep em comming. Common sense and a good mirror are the best tools for getting in shape their are.
The problem isn't that they wait so long to eat, it's that these sacks of shit gorge themselves when they finally do eat. The best way to lose weight is to control the amount you eat. It really doesn't mater how you divide it up throughout the day. You will not lose muscle if you keep up your training. The fat will go first.