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Title: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: G o a t b o y on August 26, 2006, 01:11:58 PM
...for failing to make the top 10.

Submit your favorites!
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: corinth on August 26, 2006, 01:16:08 PM
stomach virus......left my legs at home.......the chad.....bad judging......bad carb up.......bad lighting........couldn't have the contest in my kitchen......240 is in my head........too many competitors......jet lag.......all the haters stole my carb up food......


Not even making the second call out has got to hurt....I'm sure the excuse this time is going to be a classic.
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: davidpaul on August 26, 2006, 01:17:10 PM
he was pregnant.
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: Hedgehog on August 26, 2006, 01:18:55 PM
...for failing to make the top 10.


Submit your favorites!

'I talked to Steve Weinburger, and he had me in the top 5.'

YIP
Zack
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: New York on August 26, 2006, 01:20:44 PM
ALL these years training and he can't beat the new guy's,wtf?
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: G.STEELE on August 26, 2006, 01:23:06 PM
Attacked by 30 Ninjas.
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: Hedgehog on August 26, 2006, 01:23:19 PM
ALL these years training and he can't beat the new guy's,wtf?

That was his excuse the last time.

That he didn't know how to train.

True story.


YIP
Zack
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: WiseGuy on August 26, 2006, 01:26:32 PM


(http://www.uscg.mil/pacarea/morgenthau/Picture Albums/pictures/PIE EATING CONTEST/PIE EATING CONTEST (23).JPG)

Tamali particpated in a "carb up" pie eating contest

 :-X
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: SteelePegasus on August 26, 2006, 01:31:15 PM
1. Hurricane in gulf disrupted the magnetic gyros scope in my smith machine thus preventing me to squat over 2 plates without a spotter.
2. The light in my kitchen broke so I couldn't really judge my progress.
3. I didn't drink enough diet coke.
4. I thought that ECA stack meant Extra Carbs Allowed
5. Bally is closed on the weekends.
6. I read that Dexter doesn't do any cardio so I thought that might work for me too
7. I didn't want to peak too soon, the getbig show is 3 weeks away
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: Anal Iceman Lubeth on August 26, 2006, 01:36:49 PM
King Kamali promises to bring his A-game to the Europa Pro Show stage come August 29, and if reports are anything to go by, his package will be among the very best. One of bodybuilding's more vociferous athletes, Kamali does tell it like it is and he has said that his appearance at the Europa will mark the beginning of a great comeback, which will see him back on the Olympia stage in September.

The King has had mixed results onstage in recent years, with several performances where he was not at his best. This year, however, he says, "Everything will fall into place." In the following mini-interview he provides a quick glimpse into how he feels things will go for him in Arlington.


[ Q ] How is your training going for this show?


My training is 100% on point and I have not felt this good both mentally and physically in many years.

Q ] What improvements have you made to your physique this year?


Like I said before, Joe McNeal and I had a two part plan to get me back in the mix and now it's time to take care of business. I will bring my A-Game to Texas.

[ Q ] How do you feel going into this show?


I feel confident and healthy. I will do my best to be on stage at the Olympia.


[ Q ] What are your goals for this show?


My goal for the Europa is to come in at my all time best. Everything else will fall into place.
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: WiseGuy on August 26, 2006, 01:37:55 PM
Kamali's fat blaster was not working during his pre contest prep...


(http://www.generalguitargadgets.com/pics/fat_blaster.jpg)
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: Anal Iceman Lubeth on August 26, 2006, 01:39:01 PM
[ Q ] How do you feel you will do in this show and why?


Like I said, if I come in at my best it will be a great comeback and the King will be going back to Vegas.


fatty-fat-fat...

HEY LARDASS!

YOUR CAREER IS OVER!
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: corinth on August 26, 2006, 01:39:08 PM
You got to figure this Tamali meltdown is going to be huge. I hope they are keeping the sharp objects away from him in Arlington.
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: New York on August 26, 2006, 01:39:15 PM
King Kamali promises to bring his A-game to the Europa Pro Show stage come August 29, and if reports are anything to go by, his package will be among the very best. One of bodybuilding's more vociferous athletes, Kamali does tell it like it is and he has said that his appearance at the Europa will mark the beginning of a great comeback, which will see him back on the Olympia stage in September.

The King has had mixed results onstage in recent years, with several performances where he was not at his best. This year, however, he says, "Everything will fall into place." In the following mini-interview he provides a quick glimpse into how he feels things will go for him in Arlington.


[ Q ] How is your training going for this show?


My training is 100% on point and I have not felt this good both mentally and physically in many years.

Q ] What improvements have you made to your physique this year?


Like I said before, Joe McNeal and I had a two part plan to get me back in the mix and now it's time to take care of business. I will bring my A-Game to Texas.

[ Q ] How do you feel going into this show?


I feel confident and healthy. I will do my best to be on stage at the Olympia.


[ Q ] What are your goals for this show?


My goal for the Europa is to come in at my all time best. Everything else will fall into place.

:'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: corinth on August 26, 2006, 01:41:44 PM
I believe Tamali said he's competing next week also in the Montreal show. I bet he comes out and says that's the show he was trying to peak for and this show wasn't important to him.
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: New York on August 26, 2006, 01:42:58 PM
You got to figure this Tamali meltdown is going to be huge. I hope they are keeping the sharp objects away from him in Arlington.
Yeah..dude looked pissed.
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: affy on August 26, 2006, 01:44:37 PM
I believe Tamali said he's competing next week also in the Montreal show. I bet he comes out and says that's the show he was trying to peak for and this show wasn't important to him.

LMAO

BINGO
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: Mr. Intenseone on August 26, 2006, 01:48:24 PM
"My dog ate my carb up meal"
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: New York on August 26, 2006, 01:48:39 PM
I believe Tamali said he's competing next week also in the Montreal show. I bet he comes out and says that's the show he was trying to peak for and this show wasn't important to him.
Sounds about right!
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: Anal Iceman Lubeth on August 26, 2006, 01:49:49 PM
missed a carb-up meal?

Looks like dude had a carb-up buffet!

Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: G o a t b o y on August 26, 2006, 01:52:17 PM
You got to figure this Tamali meltdown is going to be huge. I hope they are keeping the sharp objects away from him in Arlington.

He's thinking about calling his lawyer and suing all the judges, promoters, and other competitors.
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: New York on August 26, 2006, 01:54:17 PM
He's thinking about calling his lawyer and suing all the judges, promoters, and other competitors.
Don't forget the people in the audience!
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: G o a t b o y on August 26, 2006, 02:04:07 PM
Don't forget the people in the audience!

Them too.

Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: Billy Knockout! on August 26, 2006, 02:06:28 PM
Don't forget the people in the audience!
lol! ;D
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: WiseGuy on August 26, 2006, 02:08:31 PM
SOMEBODY stole his exercise ball  >:(


(http://www.carbs.com/dimages/product_images/1140-v.jpg)
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: G o a t b o y on August 26, 2006, 04:01:42 PM
*bump* for fatasses!
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: WiseGuy on August 26, 2006, 04:58:31 PM
bump for this fat ass   ;D



(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b249/satisfymys0ul/fat-ass-l.jpg)
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: cornebb on August 26, 2006, 05:20:02 PM
i made an error with my water intake 2 days out, spiled 10ml to much into my bottle
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: WiseGuy on August 26, 2006, 06:49:11 PM
bump I think Kamali needs more than 10 excuses
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: gmflex on August 26, 2006, 07:19:31 PM
Its Getbig fault!!! ;D
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: 240 is Back on August 26, 2006, 07:34:08 PM
216.237.124.242 = Sued.
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: Freakzilla_2 on August 26, 2006, 07:44:49 PM
Everyone posting in this thread will be hearing from Kamali's attorney.

Freak :-\
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: 240 is Back on August 26, 2006, 08:03:00 PM
Everyone posting in this thread will be hearing from Kamali's attorney.

Freak :-\

Not me.  I have a disclaimer.  Countersued!!!
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: gmflex on August 26, 2006, 08:32:49 PM
lol ;D
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: Rob1986 on August 26, 2006, 08:48:42 PM
LOL!!  King "promises" to make the top three...hahahaha.

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Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: WiseGuy on August 26, 2006, 10:13:58 PM
any more?
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: Shawn Ray on August 27, 2006, 07:42:19 AM
I'm peaking for the Mr. Olympia ;D
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: thisiskeith12 on August 27, 2006, 07:57:09 AM
I'm peaking for the Mr. Olympia ;D

Can he even compete in the Olympia this year?
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: Mr. Intenseone on August 27, 2006, 09:36:49 AM
Can he even compete in the Olympia this year?

NO
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: Colossus_1986 on August 27, 2006, 09:39:37 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=90963.0;attach=98648;image)
 ;D looks like Fonzie! hahahaah EEEEEEEYYYYYY!!!!!
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: Guy Grundy on August 27, 2006, 11:22:05 AM
1. Hurricane in gulf disrupted the magnetic gyros scope in my smith machine thus preventing me to squat over 2 plates without a spotter.
2. The light in my kitchen broke so I couldn't really judge my progress.
3. I didn't drink enough diet coke.
4. I thought that ECA stack meant Extra Carbs Allowed
5. Bally is closed on the weekends.
6. I read that Dexter doesn't do any cardio so I thought that might work for me too
7. I didn't want to peak too soon, the getbig show is 3 weeks away



LOL

Guy
www.grundydvd.com
www.fitnetusa.com
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: Shawn Ray on August 27, 2006, 12:54:42 PM
Peaking for the 2010 Olympia
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: 240 is Back on August 27, 2006, 01:00:57 PM
It helped me gain 3" in length and 6" in girth in under 3 weeks! Now the women love me!
http://www.fastsize.com/?rid=3645

monster phallic linkage!

Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: Sculpter on August 27, 2006, 01:47:24 PM
He'll blame it all on his parents stating he couldn't chose where his genetic capabilities were derived from.
Title: Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
Post by: gmflex on August 27, 2006, 01:49:22 PM
 ;D ;D ;D