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Title: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: natural al on August 28, 2006, 04:50:41 AM
Honestly.  What would you do?  I say he takes 6 months off of heavy partial movement training and does nothing but cardio the whole time.  Streamline his body as best as he can.  No GH, if he has to do drugs to maintain his test levels just take enough for that and that's it.  Stop walking around at 300+lbs.  It's obvious it's not helping and it's probably actually hurting him in the long run.  Pull a Levrone and get to a normal bodyweight for awhile and then build back up.  I think it's gonna take something radical to re-invent his body.....really, what can he do to salvage his career?  Oh, yeah..if I was him I'd stay the hell away from the internet for a long time, that can't be healthy for anybody to see what everyone is saying about you.
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: Stavios on August 28, 2006, 04:53:13 AM
take 1 year off of training, drugs and everything

now if he does that he could improve his physique for the ironman 2008

but if he does that I am also pretty sure that MuscleTech will drop him
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: Playboy on August 28, 2006, 05:03:23 AM
Honestly.  What would you do?  I say he takes 6 months off of heavy partial movement training and does nothing but cardio the whole time.  Streamline his body as best as he can.  No GH, if he has to do drugs to maintain his test levels just take enough for that and that's it.  Stop walking around at 300+lbs.  It's obvious it's not helping and it's probably actually hurting him in the long run.  Pull a Levrone and get to a normal bodyweight for awhile and then build back up.  I think it's gonna take something radical to re-invent his body.....really, what can he do to salvage his career?  Oh, yeah..if I was him I'd stay the hell away from the internet for a long time, that can't be healthy for anybody to see what everyone is saying about you.
Shoot myself.
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: natural al on August 28, 2006, 05:04:44 AM
muscletech pays well, maybe he's got savings?  He probably also trains people so maybe he could afford it for a year...hsi wife makes $$$ doesn't she?  

How much can he bring is waist down?  If organs have expanded due to GH use, how much better can it get?  I don't know a thing about GH but I understand that this is a side effect so if I'm wrong, I'm sorry.
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: natural al on August 28, 2006, 05:09:26 AM
Shoot myself.

trust me, I ain't a fan of this guy, I just thought it would be an interesting discussion.  He represents alot of what I totally hate in a person, just thought it would be fun conversation.
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: swilkins1984 on August 28, 2006, 05:13:09 AM
Given the things Joe McNeil does for Dexter's physique...listen to EVERYTHING Joe has to say and no deviating from the plan.  It's gonna take months or a year to fix King's structural flaws.  Take the time off necessary and deal with it.  Oh yeah when he get back on stage, credit the transformation to only MT products  ;D
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: TheGoldenPrince on August 28, 2006, 05:27:21 AM
Go all-natural and see what happens from there on out; look at what all the nasty drugs have done to him.
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: the shadow on August 28, 2006, 06:04:02 AM
if i was kamali i would quit bodybuilding and become a pornstar..atleast there is some fun being porn star rather than plcaing between 10-20th place in  every show..i would advice kamali to quit bodybuilding because his presence is giving all the negative vibes to bodybuilding..he is a fuckin disgrace to bodybuilding and he has no fuckin respect wat so ever..i think so kamali should retire and call his quits..
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: Shawn Ray on August 28, 2006, 06:07:34 AM
 :-\
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: the shadow on August 28, 2006, 06:10:51 AM
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awesome man..this is by far the best option for kamali to do right now with his misrable life
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: Tuna Sammich on August 28, 2006, 06:50:01 AM
Shawn man, that was the funniest thing I've seen all week. Thanks
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: HUGEPECS on August 28, 2006, 06:54:18 AM
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I bet he's thinking about that ;D ;D
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: phyxsius on August 28, 2006, 06:56:33 AM
Add more spotters in his training
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on August 28, 2006, 07:10:24 AM
Add more spotters in his training

bwahahahahahaha
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: Mars on August 28, 2006, 07:14:00 AM
(http://www.supplements101.com/images/muscletech/ATH_KiKama_LKC.jpg)
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: divcom on August 28, 2006, 07:14:10 AM
Honestly.  What would you do?  I say he takes 6 months off of heavy partial movement training and does nothing but cardio the whole time.  Streamline his body as best as he can.  No GH, if he has to do drugs to maintain his test levels just take enough for that and that's it.  Stop walking around at 300+lbs.  It's obvious it's not helping and it's probably actually hurting him in the long run.  Pull a Levrone and get to a normal bodyweight for awhile and then build back up.  I think it's gonna take something radical to re-invent his body.....really, what can he do to salvage his career?  Oh, yeah..if I was him I'd stay the hell away from the internet for a long time, that can't be healthy for anybody to see what everyone is saying about you.

He is old enough to sort through the BS on this board.  And yes...he needs to do a Ronnie or Kevin and get of the comps for a yr.  Cardio sounds good to stream his physique, and cut the 300lbs nonsense he started when he hooked up with Chad and eat clean during that time.  He wont win at 230lbs but he could be top 3 at the $10k with his amateur physique.  Bbers are adult f##kin men!  Why would they care about this board unless they really have thin skin? 
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: natural al on August 28, 2006, 07:16:41 AM
He is old enough to sort through the BS on this board.  And yes...he needs to do a Ronnie or Kevin and get of the comps for a yr.  Cardio sounds good to stream his physique, and cut the 300lbs nonsense he started when he hooked up with Chad and eat clean during that time.  He wont win at 230lbs but he could be top 3 at the $10k with his amateur physique.  Bbers are adult f##kin men!  Why would they care about this board unless they really have thin skin? 

King's shown in the past that the boards get to him...that's all I was saying.
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: 1stkeepitreal on August 28, 2006, 07:18:36 AM
The damage is done not much Tamali can say or do to make things right. He has dug his own hole, now its time to jump in think about what could have been.

-keep it real-
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: divcom on August 28, 2006, 07:37:31 AM
King's shown in the past that the boards get to him...that's all I was saying.

I know what you are saying but it's time to grow up.  Guy is like 34 or something.  There are a lot of constructive comments and some bad.  Now....I dont agree with 240 dropping his personal business on here.  That's for little girls hating on x-boyfriends and that type of nonsense.   
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: Mars on August 28, 2006, 07:40:13 AM
(http://www.fitnesspont.hu/mass-shop/picture_gallery/King_Kamali/Kamali_017.jpg)
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: Karl Kox on August 28, 2006, 07:54:51 AM
who know what he will do it seems to me his physique has really gone down hill. He has a gut, his arms and leg look to be smaller, and he just is not conditioned like he used to be.
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: anvil on August 28, 2006, 08:26:29 AM
Honestly, Kamali should just get a degree and get an actual career started.  He will continue to slide further and further down the IFBB ladder as we're already seeing; too many people with far superior structures have solidified his placings at the middle/bottom of the pack.  He can stir up controversy which keeps things mildly interesting, but his best competitive days are just gone.
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: Karl Kox on August 28, 2006, 03:10:39 PM
Honestly, Kamali should just get a degree and get an actual career started.  He will continue to slide further and further down the IFBB ladder as we're already seeing; too many people with far superior structures have solidified his placings at the middle/bottom of the pack.  He can stir up controversy which keeps things mildly interesting, but his best competitive days are just gone.

sadly I have to agree
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: fathead on August 28, 2006, 03:25:20 PM
I'd bang that wife of his while watching the 2001 ironman /olympia mix tape........ if i was kamali

i'd wear straps, a belt and a tupac head rag while banging her to keep up my hardcore image.
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: davidpaul on August 28, 2006, 03:28:59 PM
he should get off the heavy slin gh combo. its ruined him.
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: gordiano on August 28, 2006, 03:31:35 PM
Honestly, Kamali should just get a degree and get an actual career started.  He will continue to slide further and further down the IFBB ladder as we're already seeing; too many people with far superior structures have solidified his placings at the middle/bottom of the pack.  He can stir up controversy which keeps things mildly interesting, but his best competitive days are just gone.

This is the best option. I hope he realizes he should move on. Even if he should somehow improve, he's not gonna crack first tier. Even second.
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: Below Me on August 28, 2006, 03:34:39 PM
He obviously need to link up with DA or Rodney and make money in the "bodybuilding entertainment" industry.
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: Man of Steel on August 28, 2006, 03:37:27 PM
If I were Kamali I'd head to my local gym, ask to speak to the head trainer/manager/owner and have him/her direct me to the arm training equipment....priority would be the tricep equipment.  I ask him to walk me through several different free weight movements for biceps and triceps and then I'd attempt to mimic those movements for several months until my "contest ready" arms broke the 18" barrier.

Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: JediKnight on August 28, 2006, 04:35:19 PM
(http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/FNPICS_funny/menu.jpg)
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: G o a t b o y on August 28, 2006, 05:00:00 PM
If you were Kamali what would you do?


Kill myself.
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: ARMZ on August 28, 2006, 05:34:09 PM
I'd celebrate my top 11 finish with some cheesecake..  Then go on getbig and tell everybody that they couldn't place better than 11th so F-OFF.. Yeah..  Then I'd go have some sex with my wife..
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: Shawn Ray on August 28, 2006, 05:44:23 PM
Talk to Valentino about Arm training ;D
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: w8tlftr on August 28, 2006, 05:47:40 PM
(http://www.fitnesspont.hu/mass-shop/picture_gallery/King_Kamali/Kamali_017.jpg)

The caption should read, "Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze"

Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: Unchained81 on August 28, 2006, 07:54:05 PM
I'd bang that wife of his while watching the 2001 ironman /olympia mix tape........ if i was kamali

i'd wear straps, a belt and a tupac head rag while banging her to keep up my hardcore image.

He also needs his 4 spotters.
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: Ex Coelis on August 28, 2006, 08:04:56 PM
is synthol really such a bad idea right now? nothing else seems to be working . . .
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: Wombat on August 28, 2006, 08:07:53 PM
He should stay in bed for the next 4 months and have sex with his wife 3 to 6 times a day....That way in a year from now when its all over when she is long gone,  he will have some great memories...
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: shiftedShapes on August 28, 2006, 08:23:53 PM
Honestly.  What would you do?  I say he takes 6 months off of heavy partial movement training and does nothing but cardio the whole time.  Streamline his body as best as he can.  No GH, if he has to do drugs to maintain his test levels just take enough for that and that's it.  Stop walking around at 300+lbs.  It's obvious it's not helping and it's probably actually hurting him in the long run.  Pull a Levrone and get to a normal bodyweight for awhile and then build back up.  I think it's gonna take something radical to re-invent his body.....really, what can he do to salvage his career?  Oh, yeah..if I was him I'd stay the hell away from the internet for a long time, that can't be healthy for anybody to see what everyone is saying about you.

I would seek immediate medical attention.
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: tommywishbone on August 28, 2006, 08:29:36 PM
Maybe pro wraslin'? How old is King? Was he ever an athlete?
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: Ex Coelis on August 28, 2006, 08:48:38 PM
he;s 34 and chasing a broken dream. it's time he settled down and started a family. His search for fulfillment and purpose  in pro bodybuilding is a fruitless endeavour. The only title that should matter to him is "dad".
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: Bigger Business on August 28, 2006, 08:56:28 PM
If I was Kamali I'd come on getbig and tell you all how to live your lives


get some sun ya tweakers
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: 1stkeepitreal on August 28, 2006, 09:04:33 PM
Seeing that this thread has now turned into  a lets see how hard we can slam tamali I now add my slam.  I think Kamali should at this point in his life make application to Extreme makeover - the home version. 

Damn the producers could have fun with making a human out of a alien- if that is at all possible.

-keep it real-
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: GetItOnNY on August 28, 2006, 11:08:25 PM
King Kamali should go back to acting, maybe doing a role in the Munsters` reunion as Eddie Munster
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: Kamikaze Paul on August 29, 2006, 01:50:55 AM
Fake a car accident, pretend being paralyzed for some time and make a comeback after couple of years


Paul L.
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: Bast000 on August 29, 2006, 01:54:29 AM
fake being attacked by ninjas and wear a cast before every contest.
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: phyxsius on August 29, 2006, 04:23:42 AM
he;s 34 and chasing a broken dream. it's time he settled down and started a family. His search for fulfillment and purpose  in pro bodybuilding is a fruitless endeavour. The only title that should matter to him is "dad".

You mean adoption? I seriously doubt that he can produce
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: w8tlftr on August 29, 2006, 06:06:52 AM
Maybe pro wraslin'? How old is King? Was he ever an athlete?

Well, since bodybuilding is not a sport I'd say NO.

Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: Wombat on August 29, 2006, 08:32:21 PM
is synthol really such a bad idea right now? nothing else seems to be working . . .

you assuming that he is not already filled with the stuff...His whole body is slin/synthol...He is a bloated mess...
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: Sir William Idol on August 29, 2006, 08:36:52 PM
(http://www.faithfreedom.org/Gallery/suicide_bomber.jpg)
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: Ex Coelis on August 29, 2006, 08:41:02 PM
up the dosage
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: Special Ed on August 29, 2006, 08:43:59 PM
He should knock up his wife to keep her from leaving him. Even if she leaves, he and the baby can move back home to his parent's house and he can collect child support while his mom changes the baby's diapers.

Special "At least that what I did" Ed
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: Shawn Ray on August 30, 2006, 06:21:21 AM
Get a hair cut :-\
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: rockyfortune on August 30, 2006, 06:32:50 AM
Now that is funny as shit...
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: gordiano on November 28, 2006, 09:37:15 AM
FUKING HILARIOUS!
Title: Re: If you were Kamali what would you do?
Post by: gordiano on November 28, 2006, 09:39:18 AM
:-\


OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



HAHAHAHA!