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Title: Inheritance
Post by: tingnting on September 07, 2006, 10:23:10 AM
My friend stands to inherit £500k ($900k) approx when his dad dies. Now he wishes his dad would hurry up & die & i totally understand.
Give it a little thought before you reply, but i bet most of you would think the same if you were in the same predicament...!
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: a_joker10 on September 07, 2006, 10:25:08 AM
Is he bum that can't make his own money.

That dude is an idiot.
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Always Sore on September 07, 2006, 10:26:41 AM
hey linda hows life outside the crate?
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Migs on September 07, 2006, 10:27:46 AM
lolz.  Looks like linda got kicked formt he girlie board and came to play with the boys again
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: tingnting on September 07, 2006, 10:30:33 AM
hey linda hows life outside the crate?
lolz.  Looks like linda got kicked formt he girlie board and came to play with the boys again
Just answer the fcuking question
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 07, 2006, 10:32:49 AM
Just answer the fcuking question


 ::)
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Nordic Superman on September 07, 2006, 10:34:50 AM
Hi xxxLinda, how's life?

I'll answer if you promise to stop with the xxxLinda account ok?
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Always Sore on September 07, 2006, 10:37:16 AM
Hi xxxLinda, how's life?

I'll answer if you promise to stop with the xxxLinda account ok?

SECOND THAT... ;D
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: tingnting on September 07, 2006, 10:44:22 AM
SECOND THAT... ;D
Hi xxxLinda, how's life?

I'll answer if you promise to stop with the xxxLinda account ok?

Next time i see that stupid bitch i'll tell her in a polite manner to cease with such piffle.
now you may answer
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Nordic Superman on September 07, 2006, 11:00:03 AM
Next time i see that stupid bitch i'll tell her in a polite manner to cease with such piffle.
now you may answer

You've already admitted you "created" her account and story etc...
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Always Sore on September 07, 2006, 11:04:16 AM
You've already admitted you "created" her account and story etc...

roses are red, violets are blue, im sczophrentic, and so am I...
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: tingnting on September 07, 2006, 11:04:29 AM
You've already admitted you "created" her account and story etc...
I've had enough of this shit. I'm leaving this forum for good this time AND I MEAN IT so don't try & stop me... >:( >:(
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Always Sore on September 07, 2006, 11:05:06 AM
I've had enough of this shit. I'm leaving this forum for good this time AND I MEAN IT so don't try & stop me... >:( >:(

by loondya
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Migs on September 07, 2006, 11:06:29 AM
don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Butterbean on September 07, 2006, 11:08:05 AM
Look out people.  The "dad" may somehow find this board and cut his son out of the will :'(
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Migs on September 07, 2006, 11:09:01 AM
lol.  For the record, i'm not a big fan of my dad, but still wouldnt want him to knock off early
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: tingnting on September 07, 2006, 11:09:46 AM
For fcuk sake, is anyone gonna answer my question...?
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: tingnting on September 07, 2006, 11:10:37 AM
lol.  For the record, i'm not a big fan of my dad, but still wouldnt want him to knock off early
hooray, i got an answer
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Always Sore on September 07, 2006, 11:10:43 AM
Look out people.  The "dad" may somehow find this board and cut his son out of the will :'(

Thats why your a mod always one step ahead of the crazy shenanigans..:)
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Butterbean on September 07, 2006, 11:15:03 AM
My friend stands to inherit £500k ($900k) approx when his dad dies. Now he wishes his dad would hurry up & die & i totally understand.
Give it a little thought before you reply, but i bet most of you would think the same if you were in the same predicament...!


For fcuk sake, is anyone gonna answer my question...?

What is the question?  Would we wish our own parent would hurry up and die for the specific reason that we could get the inheritance? 

My answer is no.   :)
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: tingnting on September 07, 2006, 11:17:57 AM
Remember the Menedez brothers..? Those guy's would get 100's of letters of support daily.
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Butterbean on September 07, 2006, 11:19:29 AM
Remember the Menedez brothers..? Those guy's would get 100's of letters of support daily.

I think one got married in prison to one of his supporters.

I've had enough of this shit. I'm leaving this forum for good this time AND I MEAN IT so don't try & stop me... >:( >:(

Please don't go :'(
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Oldschool Flip on September 07, 2006, 11:20:16 AM
Remember the Menedez brothers..? Those guy's would get 100's of letters of support daily.
You should write to them. They are going crazy being locked up and all.
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: tingnting on September 07, 2006, 11:21:30 AM


Please don't go :'(
Too late..! You had your chance..
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Always Sore on September 07, 2006, 11:22:46 AM
Too late..! You had your chance..

thought you left already...what's the delay...
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Oldschool Flip on September 07, 2006, 11:25:29 AM
Pulling a Deion Branch
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: tingnting on September 07, 2006, 11:26:13 AM
thought you left already...what's the delay...
This is no joke. I really am leaving..
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Oldschool Flip on September 07, 2006, 11:27:48 AM
Hail, hail the gang's all here..................
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Always Sore on September 07, 2006, 11:28:14 AM
This is no joke. I really am leaving..

go so whats stoping you are you waiting for a wave?
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: tingnting on September 07, 2006, 11:30:45 AM
go so whats stoping you are you waiting for a wave?
You'll be sorry when i'm gone. My topic's are the bestest on this board
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Always Sore on September 07, 2006, 11:32:13 AM
You'll be sorry when i'm gone. My topic's are the bestest on this board

hate to break it to you ms linda your already forgotten like last weeks box score...now quit being a baby and go.
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: xxxLinda on September 07, 2006, 11:36:02 AM
One last time >I'll attempt to explain...

tingnting is really himself.  Linda is really Linda.  Linda found getbig one night when ting left her house and left himself logged on her computer.  She then found out he was married with a young daughter and...

Then I went nuts and posted (still logged on as him) 24/7 till there was a horrific meltdown.

okay?  thankyou.  This is the truth. 

________________________ _____


Re: Inheritance > Has your mate's father remarried?  Tell him to watch out then.  My father remarried then got cancer and died.  Left his house and pensions and £300,000+ to his new wife of 6 years.  I got $20,000 Canadian (£8,655, the minimum by law).  Watch out for the money grabbers. 

It's okay, I'm over the money but not his sad death.  That cow must have really worked hard and must have really needed it.  Must have.  She took him for everything and took me out too.  So never ever count on an inheritance, even if your father really loves you.  Your mate's father may leave it to a good cause, rather than his undeserving son. 

I inherited my Dads daft sense of humour and I have his eyes too.  He taught me great music.  I'm okay.

Problem is, when you are grieving, you're supposed to be able to say >oh but he wouldn't have wanted you to feel bad.  I'm not sure how to feel about it.   I wasn't counting on riches, but it really hurts...  He forgot to think about how I'd feel (or else she wrote his will and made him sign it), I'll never know.

xL

Ting, you stay here, if they'll have you.  I'm definitely sticking to the Womens Area, it's nice there.
byeee
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: tingnting on September 07, 2006, 11:36:42 AM
hate to break it to you ms linda your already forgotten like last weeks box score...now quit being a baby and go.
I'll go when i'm good & ready & not before. You don't own me
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Nordic Superman on September 07, 2006, 11:38:21 AM
ROFL...

Nobody has this much rediculous shit going on in their lives...

Hahaha
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Oldschool Flip on September 07, 2006, 11:39:05 AM
I'll go when i'm good & ready & not before. You don't own me
Look at me.................don't forget me...................
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Always Sore on September 07, 2006, 11:39:31 AM
And the gimmick keeps going.....really just sad.

Oh and yes I do own you I made a crate for you and put your dish there and fed you and gave you attention and let you out to pee or poop so yes you are mine so just fess up on your silly joke and you can play here all you want or go already.
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: tingnting on September 07, 2006, 11:40:28 AM
And the gimmick keeps going.....really just sad.

Oh and yes I do own you I made a crate for you and put your dish there and fed you and gave you attention and let you out to pee or poop so yes you are mine so just fess up on your silly joke and you can play here all you want or go already.
or what..?
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: xxxLinda on September 07, 2006, 11:44:33 AM
And the gimmick keeps going.....really just sad.

Oh and yes I do own you I made a crate for you and put your dish there and fed you and gave you attention and let you out to pee or poop so yes you are mine so just fess up on your silly joke and you can play here all you want or go already.

>Always, you know damn well I'm Linda and he's Paul.  I know you are enjoying yourself, but...

>Paul, you cannot win with Always, he owns this joint.  Give in and be nice to him

xL
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Always Sore on September 07, 2006, 11:45:16 AM
or what..?

Or what ???? its the internet dumbass what the hell am i going to catch a flight to london drive to your flat and unplug your computer....just admit your gimmick you tool and you can post whatever you want without the whole bunch of us clobbering you in every post. You know you just want to play and have fun with the bunch of us so quit being a jerkoff and admit it.
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Oldschool Flip on September 07, 2006, 11:47:07 AM
To be wanted and needed..............
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: xxxLinda on September 07, 2006, 11:47:52 AM
ROFL...

Nobody has this much rediculous shit going on in their lives...

Hahaha


You wanna bet?
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: tingnting on September 07, 2006, 11:48:34 AM


________________________ _____


Re: Inheritance >



I inherited my Dads daft sense of humour and I have his eyes too.  He taught me great music.  I'm okay.

Problem is, when you are grieving, you're supposed to be able to say >oh but he wouldn't have wanted you to feel bad.  I'm not sure how to feel about it.   I wasn't counting on riches, but it really hurts...  He forgot to think about how I'd feel (or else she wrote his will and made him sign it), I'll never know.


byeee
Your dad must of had one smelly pussy 'cause you inherited that too
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: xxxLinda on September 07, 2006, 11:53:59 AM
stop taking the nasty drugs and get real.  Maybe you could try to be nice too.

the only way you're gonna save your getbig respect is by turning into a decent soul.


with love
Linda
xxx
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Oldschool Flip on September 07, 2006, 11:54:29 AM
Okay Linda and tinting, the best way is to post pics so you can embarass the other. Who's first?
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Always Sore on September 07, 2006, 11:55:29 AM
Okay Linda and tinting, the best way is to post pics so you can embarass the other. Who's first?

hell post within 15 seconds of each other ...hahhhaaaaaaa
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: xxxLinda on September 07, 2006, 11:58:16 AM
Your dad must of had one smelly pussy 'cause you inherited that too

and that is such a disgusting thing to say when I'm telling my sad inheritance story.  I was just posting about the difficulties of our father's dying.  And their wills.  Quite why you'd be horrid is beyond me.

xL
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: tingnting on September 07, 2006, 12:01:16 PM
and that is such a disgusting thing to say when I'm telling my sad inheritance story.  I was just posting about the difficulties of our father's dying.  And their wills.  Quite why you'd be horrid is beyond me.

xL
Because you're a cnut
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: xxxLinda on September 07, 2006, 12:02:53 PM
hell post within 15 seconds of each other ...hahhhaaaaaaa

Does that finally prove we are different people?

Especially when it takes more than that many seconds to post to you in the US?


Obviously, Always Sore knows how to do it in 3 seconds, but we're a bit slower here in England.  Thanks

xL
doesn't matter.  think what you will.

I'm upset that someone would be horrid to me when I tell my inheritance story.
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: xxxLinda on September 07, 2006, 12:05:22 PM
Okay Linda and tinting, the best way is to post pics so you can embarass the other. Who's first?


I tried this, drunk, about a week ago.  I sent travel jpegs to mindspin.  They're not posted yet.  Can I do an attachment here?  I don't care.


(Paul did you get some nice pix in St. Lucia?
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Always Sore on September 07, 2006, 12:06:36 PM
Does that finally prove we are different people?

Especially when it takes more than that many seconds to post to you in the US?


Obviously, Always Sore knows how to do it in 3 seconds, but we're a bit slower here in England.  Thanks

xL
doesn't matter.  think what you will.

I'm upset that someone would be horrid to me when I tell my inheritance story.

I'm upset you think we are so stupid to actually believe your bullshit, hey maybe both of you could leave/die/start new accounts/ect and see if anybody starts a thread about missing you...
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Nordic Superman on September 07, 2006, 12:06:58 PM
http://feedback.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback&userid=tingnting

(I'd love to know what the items where... dildos and shit I imagine)

http://www.gambling.co.uk/forums/members/tingnting.html

http://www.heaven666.org/forum/member.php?u=4672
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: xxxLinda on September 07, 2006, 12:08:29 PM
Because you're a cnut


well yes.  and you're a prcik
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: xxxLinda on September 07, 2006, 12:14:35 PM
http://feedback.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback&userid=tingnting

(I'd love to know what the items where... dildos and shit I imagine)

http://www.gambling.co.uk/forums/members/tingnting.html

http://www.heaven666.org/forum/member.php?u=4672



massive laughs.  thanks Nordic
brilliant !!!

how did you do that ?
well done
xL

Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: xxxLinda on September 07, 2006, 12:15:45 PM
anybody starts a thread about you...


xxxLinda
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Butterbean on September 07, 2006, 12:16:19 PM
Does that finally prove we are different people?



I've told you what would gain you some credibility.  You post the letters that you say the cops have been sending you.  You said you would, then you said your scanner was broken.  Perhaps you know someone else w/a scanner?

Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: xxxLinda on September 07, 2006, 12:27:39 PM
STella, I'm not the type to get into more trouble.  I've had enough.  I'm not going to wind him up anymore.  I'm not pressing charges.  It was mostly my fault, I lost the plot on getbig, and everyone else helped.

I can though, keep you posted (but I'll do it in the Womens Area).  I can't wait till his court date and then it's all over and done with.  Hopefully he'll just get a fine, which he can afford.

If I started posting personal stuff about Paul, he'll maybe do more nasty drugs and get even more upset. 

What Nordic just did to him was mindblowing...


Scared him off too.

sorry etc.
xL

(happy pisces full moon eclipse)
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 07, 2006, 12:36:50 PM
http://www.aprov.com/linda-london-escort-276.htm
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Nordic Superman on September 07, 2006, 12:39:10 PM
http://www.aprov.com/linda-london-escort-276.htm

Nice find Johnny. Unfortunately: xxxLinda = tingnting
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: xxxLinda on September 07, 2006, 12:43:42 PM
Nice find Johnny. Unfortunately: xxxLinda = tingnting

Nordic, I type differently.  I type as a secretary with two spaces after each full stop.  He doesn't.  Not that that will prove anything, but anyways...

Also, if we were the same person we'd be nice to each other, wouldn't we?  I don't know.  He gets upset when you get the better of him.  Me, I don't care.


Johhny, nice find!!!  But that's not me.  I'm somewhat older and much more muscely. xL
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: tingnting on September 07, 2006, 12:55:50 PM
http://www.aprov.com/linda-london-escort-276.htm
I wish..!
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 07, 2006, 12:57:34 PM

Johhny, nice find!!!  But that's not me.  I'm somewhat older and much more muscely. xL


My name is Bjørn Sigurðsson Björgólfsson Örn Þorbjarnardóttir
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Nordic Superman on September 07, 2006, 12:58:10 PM
Well rule 67 of the "Getbig Gimmick Account Rulebook" states:

67: Each seperate gimmick account requires different writing styles and techniques to achieve genuine gimmick account status and to keep the real account owner anonamous, decieving other forum members.

Also note:

105: xxxLinda and tingnting are the same person, under the umbrella account "tingnting", they have mental issues, lack humour and are incredibly retarded.
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: tingnting on September 07, 2006, 01:00:45 PM
Linda, did your dad die of anything serious..?
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: xxxLinda on September 07, 2006, 01:05:09 PM
they have mental issues, lack humour

quite possibly, as humour doesn't translate that well sometimes (especially when people are getting pissed off).

Thanks so much for that last post though, I sometimes cannot believe how funny you are!!! (Laughing out loud rolling on the tiles

I quit defending anything or anyone (till perhaps later).  There's another 9/11 documentary on, they've had one every night this week.

CU Later

& I doubt you'll go back to the inheritance thread.  sorry for fucking up another thread
xL
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: xxxLinda on September 07, 2006, 01:08:10 PM
One last time >I'll attempt to explain...

tingnting is really himself.  Linda is really Linda.  Linda found getbig one night when ting left her house and left himself logged on her computer.  She then found out he was married with a young daughter and...

Then I went nuts and posted (still logged on as him) 24/7 till there was a horrific meltdown.

okay?  thankyou.  This is the truth. 

________________________ _____


 got cancer and died. 
xL

Ting, you stay here, if they'll have you.  I'm definitely sticking to the Womens Area, it's nice there.
byeee

3 months.  That's serious
xL
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: tingnting on September 07, 2006, 01:08:52 PM
quite possibly, as humour doesn't translate that well sometimes (especially when people are getting pissed off).

Thanks so much for that last post though, I sometimes cannot believe how funny you are!!! (Laughing out loud rolling on the tiles

I quit defending anything or anyone (till perhaps later).  There's another 9/11 documentary on, they've had one every night this week.

CU Later

& I doubt you'll go back to the inheritance thread.  sorry for fucking up another thread
xL
Take a leaf out of your dad's book & die of cancer
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 07, 2006, 01:18:33 PM
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Single white British girl, no kids, 30+, would like to meet a nice South American or Spanish bloke.

Tall (6'), dark (obviously) and handsome, please. A sense of humour, decency and a bit of intelligence are also desirable.

I'm 5'6", perfect size 10/12, fit, witty and pretty. I have long brown hair, nice eyes and a great smile (and the rest...

Not looking for a one-night-stand, or to get married and have kids. Something inbetween perhaps ?

Please send a nice photo and tell me at least a little about yourself?

I'm Pisces and am supposed to get along best with Scorpio, but I doubt you're into any of that stuff. I'm just being picky, as always.

xL


Location: Queens Park / Maida Vale 


http://www.gumtree.com/london/38/4788438.html



Quote
To all the Asian, Latino and just plain ordinary white or mixed-race handsome tall dark blokes?

(You lot)

Just to thank you for 123 responses. I'm new to this and am awe-struck. I need help figuring it out really. It took till 4am for two nights to download you lovely lot. Didn't get much sleep but I had nice dreams. I wanted to say how much I appreciate your responses. What great fun ! I only had one rude one and two clever but sad & nasty blokes saying i'm not for real or i'm treating this as a game. And I wasn't ready for those, they really did my head in. Everyone else is simply great. I'm just sorry I cannot respond and say ta to all.

I'd hate to do a "thankyou but the calibre of applicants" kinda reply to everyone (although I thought of it > but it sounds like you are applying for a job - which you're not), so am doing this instead (if Gumtree will have it...)

But reading all your sweet messages and looking at the pix makes me feel a bit promiscuous. The dating game on this site is somewhat sleazy, isn't it? I'm not going to be... But it's too easy !

I'm amazed that so many perfect men would respond and send pix. I'm sorry if I led you on. I am for real, but I'm picky & cannot keep up.

Please do not respond to this, I'm just posting a thankyou. Obviously I still can't figure how it works.

I do know how I do it > I stay up all night, drink a bottle of wine and giggle and feel wonderful. But how do you blokes do it? Can't understand. Do you send your photo to everyone and then go bonk the first one that answers? (only kidding). I've slowly responded to 5, three of which are taller, darker and better looking than Johnny Depp and 2 who were just lovely nice funny guys. I've had one response. So maybe you lot go mental one night too, get quite a few answers back and then are too busy meeting with the up-for-it skinny blonde models from Eastern Europe and Essex ? (sorry, I grew up in Essex !)

I'll work it out. But I'm extremely busy now with work and family and will have to sort out >niceblokesonly< next week. So sorry again for no response, if you're expecting one. I still might. I'm attempting to take my time. Or do things at the right time.

You know who I am: "mydatinggame"

xL

ps: sorry what's your name, I'm not really being patronising, I'm just telling it like it is. I'm more properly described as cynical and often sarcastic. I also understand ...

And I know what I'm not looking for.

http://72.14.207.104/search?q=cache:CN6EI9EEUWgJ:www.gumtree.com/london/16/4375416.html+niceblokesonly&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1&ie=UTF-8




Quote
Location:  Maida Vale

http://www.aprov.com/linda-london-escort-276.htm



 :o
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: xxxLinda on September 07, 2006, 01:27:58 PM
well done you "outed" me.  that's me!!!

please stop now.


I have already admitted though, on my "new member" thread, that I am addicted to the internet.  Also I told most of the story.  I did 3 not-blind (blinding) dates.


xL
(jumping up and down laughing on the floor

niceblokesonly@yahoo.co.uk
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 07, 2006, 01:40:27 PM
How many people living in MaidaVale use the name "XXXLINDA" online?
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Nordic Superman on September 07, 2006, 01:45:34 PM
well done you "outed" me.  that's me!!!

please stop now.


I have already admitted though, on my "new member" thread, that I am addicted to the internet.  Also I told most of the story.  I did 3 not-blind (blinding) dates.


xL
(jumping up and down laughing on the floor

niceblokesonly@yahoo.co.uk

bjorn_fairhair impressive my friend. The illuminati applauds you.

xxxLinda, how many of these men did you fuck on the first date and let them give you a cream pie?
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: xxxLinda on September 07, 2006, 01:47:15 PM
i'm xxxLinda here.

You googled my email address >niceblokesonly
and found my fun dating place.




I doubt there are very many Linda's.  It's not a common name.

ps:  I live in Made of Ale / Not in 'ell
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 07, 2006, 01:53:54 PM
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I'm Linda, 30+, single white British/Canadian female, no kids (no thanks), looking to meet maybe, a tall dark handsome man.

You must be 5' 9+1/2" tall (at least). Must be bigger and fitter and taller than me and i'm musclely etc. I cycle and garden. I'm 5'6" size 10/12.

I appreciate beauty and need to laugh too. I'm able and willing to teach English or learn another language, but unwilling to settle down.

I've my own flat & have lived here in London for 13 years
(I travel alot) , so ,
send me nice messages and great PIX and I'll reciprocate
with love

i love scorpios and dragons, do you know what you are? I bet you're not even remotely into that, but tell me anyway, please? But I'm into football, big time - my grandad played for Liverpool, so I'm a huge fan...

I get rowdy and sing and dance often ...

go download CRAZY by Gnarls Barclay & email me (with a nice photo, please ?) from work tomorrow, ok?

xL

Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: xxxLinda on September 07, 2006, 01:56:39 PM
bjorn_fairhair impressive my friend. The illuminati applauds you.

xxxLinda, how many of these men did you f**k on the first date and let them give you a cream pie?


i told this story on my "new member" thread.  They all answered and I had my pick of ten I liked 6' tall dark handsome men.  I did 3 not-blind dates.  I turned them all down.  I could tell the stories... 

The first one was half indian (asian) and half italian.  he lied about his age and his height.  I met him in Kendricks, my local.  My mates started with him:  Where are you from?  I got upset and said how dare you, he's from Rajland, I'm from Lindaland and you're from Ireland.  Raj said it's okay, i'm the multi coloured here and I'm used to it.  But he didn't drink (he was driving) and it was the wrong place to be.  Then Barney starts again:  I'm a Paddy, what are you?  (You have to hear this in English lingo, it's a direct hit racist joke> Paki.

I'm surprised he didn't hit anyone.  So I walks him out the pub and he starts begging to take me home (even though I'd stipulated that was not an option on a first date).  He goes:  Oh, but I've driven all the way from Heathrow.  I said goodnite.

The second one worked in a gym...


coming backxL
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: xxxLinda on September 07, 2006, 02:00:37 PM



PLEASE STOP.  It's funny, but !!!

I told you I lost my father recently.  Perhaps I thought I'd find a nice man.


I can't laugh this much, it hurts.
oh hang on, it's the 10 oclock news on now.  OUCH
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Nordic Superman on September 07, 2006, 02:02:40 PM
Do you know if you have norse heritage? Your grandad came from Liverpool, lots of norse settled there.

So you like muzzies?

The illuminati dissaproves of your behaviour.
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Mr. Intenseone on September 07, 2006, 02:02:54 PM
My friend stands to inherit £500k ($900k) approx when his dad dies. Now he wishes his dad would hurry up & die & i totally understand.
Give it a little thought before you reply, but i bet most of you would think the same if you were in the same predicament...!

I stand to inherit more and I'm an only child. No amount of money in the world can replace my mom :'(!!
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: xxxLinda on September 07, 2006, 02:11:29 PM
I stand to inherit more and I'm an only child. No amount of money in the world can replace my mom :'(!!

i'm an only child too.  (well, after my brother died).

you don't stand to inherit anything if someone moves in and takes your Dad out. 

Nothing can replace anyone
xL





xL
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 07, 2006, 02:11:56 PM
Do you know if you have norse heritage? Your grandad came from Liverpool, lots of norse settled there.

So you like muzzies?

The illuminati dissaproves of your behaviour.

You're not even Norwegian.
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Nordic Superman on September 07, 2006, 02:15:44 PM
You're not even Norwegian.

Even tho both my parents came from Norway ::)

English born tho. Wouldn't wish it any other way.

Norse/Germanic genes, English nationality. 8)
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: xxxLinda on September 07, 2006, 02:23:44 PM
Do you know if you have norse heritage? Your grandad came from Liverpool, lots of norse settled there.

So you like muzzies?

The illuminati dissaproves of your behaviour.

I like everyone.  I do have a bit of a problem with some young moslem men when they argharghargh talk so loud in their langugage.  I find it rude.  The newly arrived have no respect for this country and I guess I understand that, but I find it upsetting.

My heritage:  My father sat me down when I was 16 and told me that he was illegitimate (a bastard)...  My mothers family were not even told this.  He was very dark.  His mother had two sons by two different men.  I said cool (I liked it, and that was a long time ago.

So, I don't know what my dark heritage is.  I'm hoping it's Asian.  I'll never know.

My Mum is totally white, from Liverpool too (it's her Dad which played footie and his family were from Scotland), but I don't think I have much Nordic.  You never know.  Maybe one day I'll log on ancestry.co.uk

xL

i was gonna tell about my 2nd blinding date, that was even funnier than the first.

WHAT ABOUT INHERITANCE?
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Nordic Superman on September 07, 2006, 02:25:44 PM
Go on tell us some more fabricated stories about your blind dates. :P
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: xxxLinda on September 07, 2006, 02:40:12 PM
Go on tell us some more fabricated stories about your blind dates. :P


now i'm shy...  & you should know by now that I don't lie.

'nuff said.
I did 3 blinding not-blind dates.  Didn't want a one-night stand and that's all they wanted.  I watched all of the world cup and also went totally mental over Rafa Nadal at Wimbledon.  Then I went out again feeling extremely h***y and Paul was at the pub. 

Oh well.

Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Al-Gebra on September 07, 2006, 02:45:24 PM
why the hell would you post a pic of some gay-ass sleazebag?
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Nordic Superman on September 07, 2006, 02:46:16 PM
why the hell would you post a pic of some gay-ass sleazebag?

Indeed... WTF are you doing?

That pic is over a year old too, i bet he's a porky sleaze bag now!
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: xxxLinda on September 07, 2006, 02:47:46 PM
But he wasn't gay.  A sleazebag maybe.  I said no thanks.  He was lovely.

I'm just messing about.  Now i know how to post pix.  I'll do another


xL
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: xxxLinda on September 07, 2006, 02:49:33 PM
Indeed... WTF are you doing?

That pic is over a year old too, i bet he's a porky sleaze bag now!


I'm getting drunk again, and silly.

He was like maybe 19 (and I'm over 30, so...
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Nordic Superman on September 07, 2006, 02:51:48 PM

I'm getting drunk again, and silly.

He was like maybe 19 (and I'm over 30, so...

So you just let him fuck and cum in your once and you fell pregnant and gave the baby up for adoption?
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Al-Gebra on September 07, 2006, 02:54:35 PM
if you're going to post pics, just post pics of women from here on out.
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 07, 2006, 02:58:19 PM
Do you know if you have norse heritage? Your grandad came from Liverpool, lots of norse settled there.

So you like muzzies?

The illuminati dissaproves of your behaviour.

hvilken bye i norge kom foreldrene din fra?
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: xxxLinda on September 07, 2006, 03:04:48 PM
So you just let him f**k and cum in your once and you fell pregnant and gave the baby up for adoption?

you haven't read the previous...  I said he said but I've driven all the way from Heathrow.  I said but you knew you were going to have to do that.  I said you wouldn't like a girl who took you straight home, even though you're hot.  He got pissed off. 

(This is after everyone in the pub made racist jokes at him.  It was dreadful.

xL
okay, I'll post my pix (I'll try again, it keeps saying file too big

then I'll f**k off and die of cancer or something and leave all my money to getbig
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Nordic Superman on September 07, 2006, 03:07:32 PM
hvilken bye i norge kom foreldrene din fra?

Bygdoy Oslo
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Nordic Superman on September 07, 2006, 03:08:45 PM
you haven't read the previous...  I said he said but I've driven all the way from Heathrow.  I said but you know you were going to have to do that.  I said you wouldn't like a girl who took you straight home, even though you're hot.  He got pissed off. 

(This is after everyone in the pub made racist jokes at him.  It was dreadful.

xL
okay, I'll post my pix (I'll try again, it keeps saying file too big

then I'll f**k off and die of cancer or something and leave all my money to getbig


You're going to post a picture of YOU?
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 07, 2006, 03:09:23 PM
But he wasn't gay.  A sleazebag maybe.  I said no thanks.  He was lovely.

I'm just messing about.  Now i know how to post pix.  I'll do another


xL


Then post YOUR picture.
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: xxxLinda on September 07, 2006, 03:14:12 PM
yeah, that's what i'm trying to do.  But it says file too big...



>Paul?  thanks for your nice pms.
But noone who is anyone does that on getbig.  Say it online
ta
xL
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Al-Gebra on September 07, 2006, 03:15:32 PM
yeah, that's what i'm trying to do.  But it says file too big...



>Paul?  thanks for your nice pms.
But noone who is anyone does that on getbig.  Say it online
ta
xL

well resize the damn thing already.
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Al-Gebra on September 07, 2006, 03:17:59 PM
don't you have iPhoto?
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: xxxLinda on September 07, 2006, 03:27:58 PM
I have just about everything.  But I don't know how to work it.

Now is not the time and place.  I'll do it on another thread (if I figure out how) tomorrow.





You're supposed to be advising tingnting about whether he ought kill his father
xL
goodnight
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Al-Gebra on September 07, 2006, 03:29:55 PM
I have just about everything.  But I don't know how to work it.

Now is not the time and place.  I'll do it on another thread (if I figure out how) tomorrow.





You're supposed to be advising tingnting about whether he ought kill his father
xL
goodnight

you're really raj, aren't you?
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Nordic Superman on September 07, 2006, 03:37:31 PM
you're really raj, aren't you?

Raj and Tingnting are gay lovers!
Title: Re: Inheritance & xxxLinda's dead gay dad
Post by: tingnting on September 07, 2006, 03:42:50 PM
Raj and Tingnting are gay lovers!
::)
Title: Re: Inheritance & xxxLinda's dead gay dad
Post by: Nordic Superman on September 07, 2006, 03:46:42 PM
::)

haha nice title tingnting.

Did you dead gay dad die of AIDS tingnting?
Title: Re: Inheritance & xxxLinda's dead gay dad
Post by: Al-Gebra on September 07, 2006, 03:48:28 PM
haha nice title tingnting.

Did you dead gay dad die of AIDS tingnting?

I've heard dying of AIDS can eat through one's nest egg pretty quickly=no inheritance.
Title: Re: Inheritance & xxxLinda's dead gay dad
Post by: tingnting on September 07, 2006, 03:53:09 PM
I've heard dying of AIDS can eat through one's nest egg pretty quickly=no inheritance.
No fcuking way. My dad promised me he wouldn't catch AIDS again, the selfish guy.
Title: Re: Inheritance & xxxLinda's dead gay dad
Post by: tingnting on September 07, 2006, 03:59:20 PM
hey Nordic, did xxxLinda's dad teach you how to suck cock..?
Title: Re: Inheritance & xxxLinda's dead gay dad
Post by: SinCitysmallGUY on September 07, 2006, 04:02:19 PM
i was going to inherit quite a bit of things including money when my grandfather passed away. i couldnt wait to get my hands on everything. then it happened he died i got everything.... point of the story i would give up everything i got and will ever get as long as i could have my gradfather back you never know what you have untill its gone... tell your friend to enjoy his father while he is here. because once hes gone he will never be back......... and it sucks when it happens
Title: Re: Inheritance & xxxLinda's dead gay dad
Post by: Nordic Superman on September 07, 2006, 04:04:34 PM
hey Nordic, did xxxLinda's dad teach you how to suck cock..?

You've been quite entertaining tonight, but that was just fucking poor my friend :-\
Title: Re: Inheritance & xxxLinda's dead gay dad
Post by: xxxLinda on September 07, 2006, 04:12:24 PM
I haven't gone. 


Does that (his last posts and the changing of the threads title) not enable you to differentiate between him and me?


I was being entertaining (although slightly over the top).

He's being plain horrid, again, tonight.  Oh well.

goodnite
Dangerous Liasons is on telly...
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Mr. Intenseone on September 07, 2006, 04:12:45 PM
i'm an only child too.  (well, after my brother died).

you don't stand to inherit anything if someone moves in and takes your Dad out. 

Nothing can replace anyone
xL





xL

My Dad passed away 22 years ago :'(!!
Title: Re: Inheritance & xxxLinda's dead gay dad
Post by: tingnting on September 07, 2006, 04:14:42 PM
I haven't gone. 


Does that (his last posts and the changing of the threads title) not enable you to differentiate between him and me?


I was being entertaining (although slightly over the top).

He's being plain horrid, again, tonight.  Oh well.

goodnite
Dangerous Liasons is on telly...
Fcuk off you fcuking ridiculous whore. You are as entertaining as toothache.
Title: Re: Inheritance & xxxLinda's dead gay dad
Post by: xxxLinda on September 07, 2006, 04:18:53 PM
There you go again...  Christ, why can't you be nice?  Just try.  It's easy if you try.

I should've insisted that you gave me the money you offered me to pay for the damage to my door and window.  But that might have made me feel like a whore.

I'd rather feel alright, okay?
and you should try to do so too.


You'll screw up your getbig respect (that's if you ever had any) if you carry on being ridiculous

xL
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: xxxLinda on September 07, 2006, 04:21:02 PM
My Dad passed away 22 years ago :'(!!

condolences.  mine went recently, so I can now relate.
xL
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: tingnting on September 07, 2006, 04:22:24 PM
condolences.  mine went recently, so I can now relate.
xL
Good..! I'm glad your dad is dead.
The old wanker stunk of piss anyway
Title: Re: Inheritance & xxxLinda's dead gay dad
Post by: xxxLinda on September 07, 2006, 04:23:15 PM
You are as entertaining as toothache.


I wouldn't know about that as I've never had a toothache.

get over it, okay?
this is funny, I daresay bad teeth are not

xL
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Mr. Intenseone on September 07, 2006, 04:43:37 PM
Good..! I'm glad your dad is dead.
The old wanker stunk of piss anyway

Harsh dude >:(!!
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Butterbean on September 07, 2006, 04:55:11 PM
Well rule 67 of the "Getbig Gimmick Account Rulebook" states:

67: Each seperate gimmick account requires different writing styles and techniques to achieve genuine gimmick account status and to keep the real account owner anonamous, decieving other forum members.



 ;D

Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: Butterbean on September 07, 2006, 04:57:12 PM
bjorn_fairhair impressive my friend.

agree...


I actually prefer this "bjorn" to "Johnny" and "Tyronne"


 :D


(not that I don't appreciate them "all!" )
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: tingnting on September 07, 2006, 05:00:00 PM
Harsh dude >:(!!
Fcuk him. He deserves it. He should of done us all a favour & made his skank wife (xxxLinda's skank mum) have an abortion
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: xxxLinda on December 11, 2006, 03:35:32 PM
Fcuk him. He deserves it. He should of done us all a favour & made his skank wife (xxxLinda's skank mum) have an abortion

and that's how come you got sent to timeout.


Well done.  Hope you're in jail?

xL

(that thread was 3 months and a few days ago.....

let him out and see what havoc.
Title: Re: Inheritance & xxxLinda's dead gay dad
Post by: ~flower~ on January 23, 2008, 07:49:20 AM

  Bump to:

    FREE TINGNTING !!!
Title: Re: Inheritance & xxxLinda's dead gay dad
Post by: 225for70 on January 14, 2011, 06:19:15 PM

  Bump to:

    FREE TINGNTING !!!

free tightning
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: funk51 on January 16, 2011, 10:47:51 AM
My friend stands to inherit £500k ($900k) approx when his dad dies. Now he wishes his dad would hurry up & die & i totally understand.
Give it a little thought before you reply, but i bet most of you would think the same if you were in the same predicament...!
no people are more important than money, at least in my opinion. that being said my best friend was gonna leave me all his money, long story short he died and the undertaker stole almost everything. you snooze you lose.
Title: Re: Inheritance & xxxLinda's dead gay dad
Post by: chaos on January 16, 2011, 06:06:14 PM
You are as entertaining as toothache.
LMAO!! ;D
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: xxxLinda on January 19, 2011, 12:20:02 PM
This thread is still here and it reads as it happened.  Wish you could've posted the blue clicky links they found (on page 2 or 3? about him. 

My gumtree ad for a date is published verbatim, how embarrassing.


I was so young in those days and naive.  This ^^^ thread is 5-6 years old. 

Always Sore was there and wonderfully rude but hilarious.  He's gone or has he morphed.?  AlGebra was Toxic. flower even joined in.

People actually read this real life rubbish and spent however long it takes to google gumtree and ebay and wwwebsites


I've still not properly grieved my Dad's death and it'll be 7 years this July since he died.  Because I was disinherited, I'm unable to come to terms with it.

xL

"Where there's a will, there's a




relative
Title: Re: Inheritance & xxxLinda's dead gay dad
Post by: xxxLinda on January 19, 2011, 12:30:35 PM
LMAO!! ;D

I've never had a cavity and hence never a toothache, I inherited perfect teeth.  I don't get the joke.



i cant' do emoticons, they look like colons and brackets on an iMac, but if I could, I'd post a smiley face now
xL
Title: Re: Inheritance
Post by: slaver on January 21, 2011, 05:56:05 PM
take out a loan dooshbag