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Getbig Main Boards => General Topics => Topic started by: Bigger Business on September 18, 2006, 11:41:57 PM
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Id get tattood completely blue
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Hahahahahaha!!! Blue!!! ;D
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I would get "insert tab d into slot c" on my johnson...:)
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I'd tatoo "TWAT" on Ann Coulter's forehead.
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I'd tatoo "TWAT" on Ann Coulter's forehead.
Haha, i was gonna reply with something like that... you beat me to it tho c.unt :-[
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I'd tattoo girl on your forehead. :-*
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what font?
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I once saw a guy on blokesworld (that stupid bogan show that probably doesn't exist now) who had KITCHENS tattooed in some places body - by that I mean the countertop and shit.. he's talking about how he has a "checked" one, this colour, that...
At this point I thought he was cuckoo, then he pulls out a mighty morphin power rangers tattoo.
But it was all building up to his pride and joy.
His homedone FUCK OFF over his chest (big big lettering).
Priceless
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I have my cock tattooed. I have flames on it
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I'd tattoo pussy on your forehead. :-*
Wow, brilliant comeback. English major are ya?
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I have my cock tattooed. I have flames on it
match size flame ;D
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Wow, brilliant comeback. English major are ya?
I actually wanted to make it the c-word...but getbig changes those bad words for me.
I was trying to be funny....if anyone saw that new movie 'Crank'....there is a scene when the main character says "Does it look like I have c**t on my forehead?", and then the screen turns to his face and it says the word 'c**t' on his forehead. Its pretty funny if you watch the movie.
So that is what I was relating that to. Obviously it was not a good funny if i have to explain it.
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I would get "insert tab d into slot c" on my johnson...:)
We could just tatto a "Target" emblem on Migs forehead. ;D
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We could just tatto a "Target" emblem on Migs forehead. ;D
Waht hurt you most OSF, the fact that the tattoo guy said we don't do miniature work when you took put you dick, or the fact they didn't have the right fairy you wanted on the wall?
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The fact the the needle was bigger than my penis. ;D
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ROFLMAO
Did he say "Um sir, how about we tattoo a fashionable freckle?"
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ROFLMAO
Did he say "Um sir, how about we tattoo a fashionable freckle?"
LMAO. Actually he said "May I borrow your penis for a minute because there's this really fine line I need to tat." ;D
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lol
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i don't like tats much (not for me thanks...
but one of the best is my next door neighbours. He plays digeridoo with Rolf Harris.
& his tat is on his ear lobe. it's a music note. It's clever
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oh and the bar code tat. I've seen that everywhere
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We could just tatto a "Target" emblem on Migs forehead. ;D
or a dart board on his back
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>Subject: $100 tattoo
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An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the
hell have you been?"
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He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo".
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A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
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"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis," he said proudly.
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> "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in
>disdain.
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>"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill on his
>penis?"
"Well,
For one, I like to watch my money grow," he began. "Second, once in a while, I like to play with my money. Third, I like how money feels in my hand
and lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home
and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"
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I have always wanted to get two elephant ears tattoed on my groin.
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>Subject: $100 tattoo
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>
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An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the
hell have you been?"
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He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo".
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A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
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"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis," he said proudly.
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> "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in
>disdain.
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>"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill on his
>penis?"
"Well,
For one, I like to watch my money grow," he began. "Second, once in a while, I like to play with my money. Third, I like how money feels in my hand
and lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home
and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"
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Thank you ...i needed that.
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What does an English Major do?
Answer: think grammatically correct thoughts about being unemployed.
or about being underemployed
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I heard a penis tattoo joke once about saskatchewan.
There's also a good one about Hammersmith Broadway (a London tube stop).
HOW ABOUT TATTOOS YOU'VE SEEN PEOPLE DO TO THEMSELVES (...IN JAIL or the mental hospital ETC?)
That Love/Hate thing on the knuckles.
Or someones name mispelt?
What's the worst tat you've ever seen???
xL
I know someone with a very bad yin/yang logo in the wrong place.
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His homedone FUCK OFF over his chest (big big lettering).
Priceless
That's gotta be it
xxxL
(or his wife's name...