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Title: If you could tattoo anything anywhere...what would it be?
Post by: Bigger Business on September 18, 2006, 11:41:57 PM
Id get tattood completely blue
Title: Re: If you could tattoo anything anywhere...what would it be?
Post by: JasonH on September 19, 2006, 04:45:02 AM
Hahahahahaha!!! Blue!!!  ;D
Title: Re: If you could tattoo anything anywhere...what would it be?
Post by: Always Sore on September 19, 2006, 04:59:16 AM
I would get "insert tab d into slot c" on my johnson...:)
Title: Re: If you could tattoo anything anywhere...what would it be?
Post by: Purge_WTF on September 19, 2006, 05:52:17 AM
  I'd tatoo "TWAT" on Ann Coulter's forehead.
Title: Re: If you could tattoo anything anywhere...what would it be?
Post by: Nordic Superman on September 19, 2006, 05:59:38 AM
  I'd tatoo "TWAT" on Ann Coulter's forehead.

Haha, i was gonna reply with something like that... you beat me to it tho c.unt :-[
Title: Re: If you could tattoo anything anywhere...what would it be?
Post by: Sljck-NjnjaRjder on September 19, 2006, 08:13:08 PM
I'd tattoo girl on your forehead.   :-*
Title: Re: If you could tattoo anything anywhere...what would it be?
Post by: Bigger Business on September 19, 2006, 08:46:42 PM
what font?
Title: Re: If you could tattoo anything anywhere...what would it be?
Post by: rocket on September 19, 2006, 08:57:08 PM
I once saw a guy on blokesworld (that stupid bogan show that probably doesn't exist now) who had KITCHENS tattooed in some places body - by that I mean the countertop and shit.. he's talking about how he has a "checked" one, this colour, that...

At this point I thought he was cuckoo, then he pulls out a mighty morphin power rangers tattoo.

But it was all building up to his pride and joy.

His homedone FUCK OFF over his chest (big big lettering).

Priceless
Title: Re: If you could tattoo anything anywhere...what would it be?
Post by: scooter on September 19, 2006, 09:02:07 PM
I have my cock tattooed. I have flames on it
Title: Re: If you could tattoo anything anywhere...what would it be?
Post by: Purge_WTF on September 20, 2006, 04:54:56 AM
I'd tattoo pussy on your forehead.   :-*

  Wow, brilliant comeback. English major are ya?
Title: Re: If you could tattoo anything anywhere...what would it be?
Post by: dan18 on September 20, 2006, 05:13:02 AM
I have my cock tattooed. I have flames on it
match size flame  ;D
Title: Re: If you could tattoo anything anywhere...what would it be?
Post by: Sljck-NjnjaRjder on September 20, 2006, 05:14:03 AM
  Wow, brilliant comeback. English major are ya?

I actually wanted to make it the c-word...but getbig changes those bad words for me.

I was trying to be funny....if anyone saw that new movie 'Crank'....there is a scene when the main character says "Does it look like I have c**t on my forehead?", and then the screen turns to his face and it says the word 'c**t' on his forehead.  Its pretty funny if you watch the movie.  

So that is what I was relating that to.  Obviously it was not a good funny if i have to explain it.
Title: Re: If you could tattoo anything anywhere...what would it be?
Post by: Oldschool Flip on September 20, 2006, 05:37:12 AM
I would get "insert tab d into slot c" on my johnson...:)
We could just tatto a "Target" emblem on Migs forehead. ;D
Title: Re: If you could tattoo anything anywhere...what would it be?
Post by: Migs on September 20, 2006, 06:13:52 AM
We could just tatto a "Target" emblem on Migs forehead. ;D

Waht hurt you most OSF, the fact that the tattoo guy said we don't do miniature work when you took put you dick, or the fact they didn't have the right fairy you wanted on the wall?
Title: Re: If you could tattoo anything anywhere...what would it be?
Post by: Oldschool Flip on September 20, 2006, 06:23:03 AM
The fact the the needle was bigger than my penis. ;D
Title: Re: If you could tattoo anything anywhere...what would it be?
Post by: Migs on September 20, 2006, 06:29:41 AM
ROFLMAO

Did he say "Um sir, how about we tattoo a fashionable freckle?"
Title: Re: If you could tattoo anything anywhere...what would it be?
Post by: Oldschool Flip on September 20, 2006, 06:34:06 AM
ROFLMAO

Did he say "Um sir, how about we tattoo a fashionable freckle?"
LMAO. Actually he said "May I borrow your penis for a minute because there's this really fine line I need to tat." ;D
Title: Re: If you could tattoo anything anywhere...what would it be?
Post by: Migs on September 20, 2006, 06:35:20 AM
lol
Title: Re: If you could tattoo anything anywhere...what would it be?
Post by: xxxLinda on September 20, 2006, 07:33:20 AM
i don't like tats much (not for me thanks...


but one of the best is my next door neighbours.  He plays digeridoo with Rolf Harris.


& his tat is on his ear lobe.  it's a music note.  It's clever


Title: Re: If you could tattoo anything anywhere...what would it be?
Post by: xxxLinda on September 20, 2006, 07:37:04 AM
oh and the bar code tat.  I've seen that everywhere
Title: Re: If you could tattoo anything anywhere...what would it be?
Post by: xxxLinda on September 20, 2006, 07:38:32 AM
We could just tatto a "Target" emblem on Migs forehead. ;D

or a dart board on his back
Title: Re: If you could tattoo anything anywhere...what would it be?
Post by: xxxLinda on September 20, 2006, 07:45:23 AM
>Subject: $100 tattoo
>
>

>
An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the
hell have you been?"
>
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo".
>
>
A tattoo?" she frowned.  "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
>
>
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis," he said proudly.
>
>
>
>   "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in
>disdain.
>
>"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill on his
>penis?"


"Well,
For one, I like to watch my money grow," he began.  "Second, once in a while, I like to play with my money.  Third, I like how money feels in my hand

and lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home

and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"
>
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Title: Re: If you could tattoo anything anywhere...what would it be?
Post by: Hulkster on September 20, 2006, 04:11:23 PM
I have always wanted to get two elephant ears tattoed on my groin.

Title: Re: If you could tattoo anything anywhere...what would it be?
Post by: Sljck-NjnjaRjder on September 20, 2006, 06:24:43 PM
>Subject: $100 tattoo
>
>

>
An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the
hell have you been?"
>
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo".
>
>
A tattoo?" she frowned.  "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
>
>
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis," he said proudly.
>
>
>
>   "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in
>disdain.
>
>"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill on his
>penis?"


"Well,
For one, I like to watch my money grow," he began.  "Second, once in a while, I like to play with my money.  Third, I like how money feels in my hand

and lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home

and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"
>
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


Thank you ...i needed that.
Title: Re: If you could tattoo anything anywhere...what would it be?
Post by: xxxLinda on September 21, 2006, 11:43:25 AM
What does an English Major do?

Answer: think grammatically correct thoughts about being unemployed.


or about being underemployed
Title: Re: If you could tattoo anything anywhere...what would it be?
Post by: xxxLinda on September 21, 2006, 11:47:43 AM
I heard a penis tattoo joke once about saskatchewan.


There's also a good one about Hammersmith Broadway (a London tube stop).


HOW ABOUT TATTOOS YOU'VE SEEN PEOPLE DO TO THEMSELVES (...IN JAIL or the mental hospital ETC?) 

That Love/Hate thing on the knuckles.

Or someones name mispelt?


What's the worst tat you've ever seen???

xL

I know someone with a very bad yin/yang logo in the wrong place.



Title: Re: If you could tattoo anything anywhere...what would it be?
Post by: xxxLinda on September 21, 2006, 12:10:06 PM

His homedone FUCK OFF over his chest (big big lettering).

Priceless


That's gotta be it


xxxL
(or his wife's name...