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Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I rery sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house."
;D
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{lol} cute
You know what's really bad? When you're talking to someone who speaks broken English, ...and after a while, you start talking like them. :o I was talking with a Chinese guy the other day, who spoke broken English like the guy in your joke. I soon realized I was talking like him. I almost died. When I realized what I was doing, I secretly hoped his English was so bad, he hadn't noticed it. If he did, he might have thought I was making fun of him which I wasn't. :-[ I had just gotten off a conference call that was full of Chinese from Cali & Taiwan, ...and alot were speaking broken English, ...then I started talking with Alex and... :-[ I hope I don't do that when I get off the phone from Earl or some of the other Texans I deal with. Their accents are scary :-X
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lol