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Title: Highway to Heaven....
Post by: YoMamaBeenLurking on September 21, 2006, 07:34:34 AM: Quote from: Deedee on September 20, 2006, 07:58:47 AM
So there I was in my 18 wheeler, with a belly full of scrambled eggs and java, shooting up the I95 when this long-legged blonde with the biggest rack I ever saw, waves me down...

Damn if I didn't just about lock the brakes on my rig coming to a dead stop on a dime in front of her. I leaned across the seat, swung the door open, winked, gave her my best tobacco stained teeth smile. "Climb aboard honey, where ya headed....
Title: Re: Highway to Heaven....
Post by: Deedee on September 21, 2006, 07:48:04 AM: She just stood there twirling a strand of teased, bleached white hair in her fingers, then winked and gave me one of those coy smiles that told me instantly she was used to using those sweet, ruby reds for more than just making small talk. “I’m Candy,” she said throatily as she took my hand and hoisted herself into the cab. “and I’m headed to White River Junction. Goin’ my way, big guy?”

“Yes ma’am!” I could barely get the words out, as I put the rig into gear and inched back onto the highway. Those long, tanned gams and that short skirt were teaming up to get me thinkin’ thoughts that were starting to put real steam into my engine.

(PS Guardian... LMAO :P)
Title: Re: Highway to Heaven....
Post by: YoMamaBeenLurking on September 21, 2006, 07:54:57 AM: More than happy to oblige Baby ;)
Title: Re: Highway to Heaven....
Post by: Migs on September 21, 2006, 08:15:46 AM: ::)
Title: Re: Highway to Heaven....
Post by: YoMamaBeenLurking on September 21, 2006, 08:18:20 AM: Quote from: Migs on September 21, 2006, 08:15:46 AM
::)

Oh I'm sorry miggers, perhaps we should make her a tranny to appease your appetite for cock? :)
Title: Re: Highway to Heaven....
Post by: Migs on September 21, 2006, 08:22:04 AM: ease up onthe harshnes there thunder c.unt
Title: Re: Highway to Heaven....
Post by: Deedee on September 21, 2006, 08:25:17 AM: You can tell Miggy is old now. He's traded in his emotionality :'( :'( :'( for cynicism ::) ::) ::) . Could he get any crankier? >:(
Title: Re: Highway to Heaven....
Post by: YoMamaBeenLurking on September 21, 2006, 08:35:55 AM: Quote from: Migs on September 21, 2006, 08:22:04 AM
ease up onthe harshnes there thunder c.unt

ROFLMAO That one MUST have cut deep ;D
Title: Re: Highway to Heaven....
Post by: Migs on September 21, 2006, 08:39:29 AM: no i heard that today and almost peed my pants i laughed so hard. It was one of those unexpected sayings that you hear. I was wheezing i laughed so hard
Title: Re: Highway to Heaven....
Post by: Migs on September 21, 2006, 08:40:27 AM: Quote from: Deedee on September 21, 2006, 08:25:17 AM
You can tell Miggy is old now. He's traded in his emotionality :'( :'( :'( for cynicism ::) ::) ::) . Could he get any crankier? >:(

i am not cranky.
Title: Re: Highway to Heaven....
Post by: YoMamaBeenLurking on September 21, 2006, 08:41:12 AM: Quote from: Migs on September 21, 2006, 08:40:27 AM
i am not cranky.

Repeat that ten times, deep breaths miggerino. :)
Title: Re: Highway to Heaven....
Post by: Migs on September 21, 2006, 08:44:16 AM: what makes me seem cranky?