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Title: Joke.... How do you give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on September 23, 2006, 04:59:45 AM

.. who cares.
Title: Re: Joke.... How do you give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: BayGBM on September 23, 2006, 05:40:03 AM
Ditto.  :)
Title: Re: Joke.... How do you give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: Purge_WTF on September 23, 2006, 08:42:03 AM
  Q: What do you tell your girlfriend when she has two black eyes?



  A: Nothing--you already told her twice.   :D
Title: Re: Joke.... How do you give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: xxxLinda on September 23, 2006, 08:46:01 AM
  Q: What do you tell your girlfriend when she has two black eyes?



  A: Nothing--you already told her twice.   :D

I saw that last night when I finally went to MySpace: jokes.  I guess it's funny, but not particularly appropriate when we are talking here about female orgasm.

Someone will kick you in the balls one day, just for saying that here.


karma
xL


sTee la/and/or/ Ron?  you could perhaps delete the above nastiness?  It's not in the right place at the right time...
Title: Re: Joke.... How do you give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: xxxLinda on September 23, 2006, 09:01:04 AM
and you'd maybe stick your dick in the middle of her face and get off on it.

You'd get an orgasm.

asshole
I'm pissed off.  This was going to be a teaching thread on women's orgasm (loving women), not a pile of vicious woman-hating.



love etc.
(hope you get off
Linda
Title: Re: Joke.... How do you give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: xxxLinda on September 23, 2006, 09:02:09 AM
.. who cares.

but you must care
Title: Re: Joke.... How do you give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: Purge_WTF on September 23, 2006, 09:09:24 AM
and you'd maybe stick your dick in the middle of her face and get off on it.

You'd get an orgasm.

asshole
I'm pissed off.  You are horrid and haven't a clue.  This was going to be a teaching thread on women's orgasm, not a pile of vicious woman-hating.



love etc.
(hope you get off
Linda

  Lighten up, honey--they're just jokes.

  And go get me a beer.
Title: Re: Joke.... How do you give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: OzmO on September 23, 2006, 09:13:10 AM
And make me a pie.    :P
Title: Re: Joke.... How do you give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on September 23, 2006, 09:13:31 AM
  Lighten up, honey--they're just jokes.

  And go get me a beer.


Lol.
Title: Re: Joke.... How do you give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: xxxLinda on September 23, 2006, 09:14:25 AM
ok, it's saturday night and I'll buy everyone a beer (and drink most of them myself)


but your post was brutal.  Have you never met a nice woman (or are you just a nasty man with a pile of baggage?

Sorry, I've only ever done one black eye and I left the maniac on the spot.


xL

keep learning

do you wanna talk about how to give a girl an orgasm (or even just a nice time?
Title: Re: Joke.... How do you give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: xxxLinda on September 23, 2006, 09:16:00 AM
OR PERHAPS YOU'D JUST PREFER TO WANK SINCE YOU DON'T LIKE WOMEN ANYWAYS?
Title: Re: Joke.... How do you give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: Purge_WTF on September 23, 2006, 09:22:06 AM
OR PERHAPS YOU'D JUST PREFER TO WANK SINCE YOU DON'T LIKE WOMEN ANYWAYS?

  .................

  Where's my beer?
Title: Re: Joke.... How do you give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: xxxLinda on September 23, 2006, 09:27:59 AM
& have 6 pies and 12 beers and pass out and never know what it's like.  I've always thought it was about the guys sense of achievement.

BUT WHY TRY?



& perhaps we don't cum till we find the proper fuckthing/man
xLinda
Title: Re: Joke.... How do you give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: xxxLinda on September 23, 2006, 09:30:03 AM
  .................

  Where's my beer?


I've got my paycheck.  Do you wanna go to the shops for me?  Then you can punch someone on the way to the pub.  Then get arrested.  Good night. 



I'd sooner wank
xxxxxlinda
Title: Re: Joke.... How do you give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: xxxLinda on September 23, 2006, 09:36:28 AM
oh look.  I've just gone all the way up and down this thread and realised it's a joke thread.

sorry.


Don't wind me up again, okay?   My orgasms are not a joke.  They're hilarious work
xLLL
Title: Re: Joke.... How do you give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on September 23, 2006, 10:46:55 AM
ok, it's saturday night and I'll buy everyone a beer (and drink most of them myself)


but your post was brutal.  Have you never met a nice woman (or are you just a nasty man with a pile of baggage?

Sorry, I've only ever done one black eye and I left the maniac on the spot.


xL

keep learning

do you wanna talk about how to give a girl an orgasm (or even just a nice time?

I'm engaged to a beautiful woman.  And my mission has always been to give her multiple orgasms everytime we have sex.... so yeah, it was a joke. 

Take Care,
-Dan
Title: Re: Joke.... How do you give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: 24KT on September 23, 2006, 12:08:00 PM
Ditto.  :)

{ROTFLMAO}
Title: Re: Joke.... How do you give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: 24KT on September 23, 2006, 12:08:47 PM
  Q: What do you tell your girlfriend when she has two black eyes?



  A: Nothing--you already told her twice.   :D

I'm sending this to Hilary, ...and I'm giving you the credit.  >:(
Title: Re: Joke.... How do you give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: xxxLinda on September 23, 2006, 12:27:15 PM
judi, make sure you spell the credits right.  I don't think they're spelling orgasm.  Perhaps it's spelt chasm.  Just make sure you get his name right...


xL
Title: Re: Joke.... How do you give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on September 23, 2006, 12:33:31 PM
you too, lots.


perhaps she'll teach you on your wedding night?  perhaps you'll never get there.

with lots of love
etc
Linda

Lol...  ok.
Title: Re: Joke.... How do you give a woman an orgasm?
Post by: mish on September 23, 2006, 05:06:34 PM
And make me a pie.    :P

Chicken pot pie?  ;)