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Title: Kamali litters!
Post by: gordiano on September 27, 2006, 07:21:33 PM
 >:(

From muscleMag Nov 2006 page 41


"I hate those late-night hunger pains and the insistent craving for sugar. I've lost my mind on several occasions. Once I drove to a 24 hour supermarket, bought a cake, and halfway home threw it out the car window.





Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: sarcasm on September 27, 2006, 07:22:41 PM
>:(

From muscleMag Nov 2006 page 41


"I hate those late-night hunger pains and the insistent craving for sugar. I've lost my mind on several occasions. Once I drove to a 24 hour supermarket, bought a cake, and halfway home threw it out the car window.






brutal discipline.
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: Fury on September 27, 2006, 07:23:14 PM
>:(

From muscleMag Nov 2006 page 41


"I hate those late-night hunger pains and the insistent craving for sugar. I've lost my mind on several occasions. Once I drove to a 24 hour supermarket, bought a cake, and halfway home threw it out the car window.







Kamali is a recovering sugar addict. He's been attending weekly meeting for 2 years now!
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: mar10s on September 27, 2006, 07:25:42 PM
>:(

From muscleMag Nov 2006 page 41


"I hate those late-night hunger pains and the insistent craving for sugar. I've lost my mind on several occasions. Once I drove to a 24 hour supermarket, bought a cake, and halfway home threw it out the car window.

When I read your post...first thing i thought of was Ben Stiller in "Dodgeball"...when he's about to eat (a donut?) and he shocks himself..lol...craving sugar can be a bitch sometimes






Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: DragonsBreath on September 27, 2006, 07:26:06 PM
He must be sneaking it somewhere! How else can you explain looking like horse shit every show?
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: gordiano on September 27, 2006, 07:27:06 PM
He must be sneaking it somewhere! How else can you explain looking like horse shit every show?

That's what I was thinking............mons ter lies!
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: sarcasm on September 27, 2006, 07:28:24 PM
That's what I was thinking............mons ter lies!
hahahaha, can you imagine him getting pulled over on the way home with chocolate all over his face and the cop sees his IFBB pro card in his wallet.
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: gordiano on September 27, 2006, 07:30:13 PM
hahahaha, can you imagine him getting pulled over on the way home with chocolate all over his face and the cop sees his IFBB pro card in his wallet.

Officer: Sir, I need you to step away from the chocolate cake..........

Shari: No, it's mine......all mine!
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: G o a t b o y on September 27, 2006, 07:31:01 PM
Kamali is a recovering sugar addict. He's been attending weekly meeting for 2 years now!

Looks like he fell off the wagon!

Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: sarcasm on September 27, 2006, 07:31:52 PM
Officer: Sir, I need you to step away from the chocolate cake..........

Shari: No, it's mine......all mine!
Kamali: I'm a pro bodybuilder, really, i am!!!!!
  
            Officer: hahahahaha, ok Shahriar.
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: rockyfortune on September 27, 2006, 07:32:44 PM
>:(

From muscleMag Nov 2006 page 41


"I hate those late-night hunger pains and the insistent craving for sugar. I've lost my mind on several occasions. Once I drove to a 24 hour supermarket, bought a cake, and halfway home threw it out the car window.













I was wondering when this was going to come up...did anyone see the photo layout and kamali in some really dumpy looking gym scene..trying to make him look hardcore?

Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: DragonsBreath on September 27, 2006, 07:34:28 PM
I heard the supermarket rent-a-cop security guard stopped him on the way out and asked what he had under his shirt? Apparently the guard noticed a watermelon missing from the 2-for-a dollar bin!
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: SPINZ on September 27, 2006, 07:45:37 PM
threw it out the car window.

yeah after he ate half of it and washed it down with a tube of cookie dough





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Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: Purge_WTF on September 27, 2006, 07:50:45 PM
  Kamali litters and pollutes whenever he opens his yap.
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: The True Adonis on September 27, 2006, 07:54:50 PM
>:(

From muscleMag Nov 2006 page 41


"I hate those late-night hunger pains and the insistent craving for sugar. I've lost my mind on several occasions. Once I drove to a 24 hour supermarket, bought a cake, and halfway home threw it out the car window.







ROFLMAO.  Owned by Pepperidge Farms.
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: hardest core on September 27, 2006, 09:08:37 PM
Not a good representatiton of an I.F.B.B. pro.
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: gordiano on September 27, 2006, 10:14:34 PM
Not a good representatiton of an I.F.B.B. pro.

Exactly...........
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: bigbiceps on September 27, 2006, 10:19:00 PM
Damn that picture is just embarrassing.  I guess the promoter of that show was making fun of off-season bodybuilders because that's just hilarious.
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: Hunter86 on September 27, 2006, 10:25:25 PM
Yeah queen tamali is so strict with his diet thats why he places so well Roll Eyes

and he didnt blow any judeges to qualify for the olympia
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: The True Adonis on September 27, 2006, 10:30:51 PM
HAHHAHHHHA GOOD JOB GENTLEMEN!


We have single handedly melted-down Kamali without him even saying a word here. hahahahah

We simply skipped that step.  We completely cut out the middle man.  I find it amusing that we don`t even need him to post for him to melt down. hahhahhah

On a side note.....I had to laugh as I was browsing the magazine isle,rummaging for some doughnuts and I look up and all I saw was Kamali peeking out from behind the stack of magazines,eyeing my Krispy Kremes. hahahahhah 
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: chris-a on September 28, 2006, 12:32:30 AM
dear god! that's gotta be the fattest i've ever seen him, it could almost be photoshopped :o
the guy is just a slave to his sweet tooth ( alongside ego, insecurities etc etc)
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: phyxsius on September 28, 2006, 01:19:00 AM
Not a good representatiton of an I.F.B.B. pro.

He's a pro?
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: rccs on September 28, 2006, 02:41:59 AM
How can this Kamali character be a pro IFBB bber?
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: Yorkie T on September 28, 2006, 03:28:22 AM
haha hes got to have a mental problem if he has to get up in the middle of the night and drive to the supermarket to buy a CAKE  ;D and then throwing it out of the window haha its like hes comparing a chocolate cake to heroin or something.

He should start up a support group for other cakeaholics called cakeaholics anonymous or something.



Hello my names sherry and im a cakeaholic.....
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: RS on September 28, 2006, 07:03:01 AM
A cakeaholic - that's some funny shit!!!

I can't stop laughing sitting here in my stupid little cubicle at work.
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: buffbodz on September 28, 2006, 08:09:19 AM
Hoodia  works.  You must find a ligit company that uses only USPL pure and standardizes the Hoodia.  For it to be effective you need 15% steroidal saponins and 25% Pregnane Glycosidas.  Most company's only use trace amounts and call it Hoodia.  Beware.  Get the correct kind and you will have to remember when to eat.  It suppresses the appetite so well, I sometimes forget the last time I ate and only have the appetite for a shake.  Great when trying to cut calories.  Probably the best think out in the suppelement world that works in years.  No therogenic affects so you can take it anytime of the day or night.  Kills the deadly munchies, that can screw up the whole day.
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: Bones on September 28, 2006, 09:25:54 AM
Looks like he fell off the wagon!


  Looks like the wagon ran him over.
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: The True Adonis on September 28, 2006, 09:30:55 AM
Hoodia  works.  You must find a ligit company that uses only USPL pure and standardizes the Hoodia.  For it to be effective you need 15% steroidal saponins and 25% Pregnane Glycosidas.  Most company's only use trace amounts and call it Hoodia.  Beware.  Get the correct kind and you will have to remember when to eat.  It suppresses the appetite so well, I sometimes forget the last time I ate and only have the appetite for a shake.  Great when trying to cut calories.  Probably the best think out in the suppelement world that works in years.  No therogenic affects so you can take it anytime of the day or night.  Kills the deadly munchies, that can screw up the whole day.

HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH HAHHHAHAHah

Why on earth would you need an appetite supressant if you are eating in shortly spaced intervals?  hahahhahha
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: The True Adonis on September 28, 2006, 09:31:27 AM
I got a free tip for you.

Drink some water.  hahahahah
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: buffbodz on September 28, 2006, 10:02:31 AM
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHah

Why on earth would you need an appetite supressant if you are eating in shortly spaced intervals?  hahahhahha

Dude I'm talking the real world, not just yours.  I get so many people looking for something to curb the appetite at night, They eat well all day, not like you with ice cream and pizza, I'm talking dieting hard and not wanting to blow it by pigging out and this stuff will kill the urge to do just that.  So far nothing has worked like real Hoodia.  You don't need it, but millions do.  Why can't you understand you are a unique individual and not like  the masses?
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: Blockhead on September 28, 2006, 10:51:51 AM

 King could have eaten that whole cake...all he would have to do is inject about 10-14 iu's of humulin to handle it with 6-8iu's of growth to assimilate all that sugar and empty calories.

 We all know dam well he wa slying about throwing it out the window anyway...you know the fker swallowed that whole. Please!

 That story isnt as bad as Ronnie Coleman going on Leno in 2001 and explaining how all he eats is pizza and french fries and hamburgers.
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: The True Adonis on September 28, 2006, 10:54:29 AM
King could have eaten that whole cake...all he would have to do is inject about 10-14 iu's of humulin to handle it with 6-8iu's of growth to assimilate all that sugar and empty calories.

 We all know dam well he wa slying about throwing it out the window anyway...you know the fker swallowed that whole. Please!

 That story isnt as bad as Ronnie Coleman going on Leno in 2001 and explaining how all he eats is pizza and french fries and hamburgers.

And why not?

All I eat is Pizza, French Fries and Hamburger....And Ice Cream and Krispy Cremes.
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: Jr. Yates on September 28, 2006, 10:59:20 AM
And why not?

All I eat is Pizza, French Fries and Hamburger....And Ice Cream and Krispy Cremes.
I don't believe it for a second. And if you are telling the truth, that is just fucked up. There is no way I could get away with that....i think.
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: The True Adonis on September 28, 2006, 11:02:29 AM
I don't believe it for a second. And if you are telling the truth, that is just fucked up. There is no way I could get away with that....i think.

You are correct.

You don`t have the formula.  Nobody does!  hahhahahha
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: The True Adonis on September 28, 2006, 11:05:20 AM
I don't believe it for a second. And if you are telling the truth, that is just fucked up. There is no way I could get away with that....i think.

I will say this.  I do NOT advise anyone to do this unless under my direction. You may be wasting your time if you try without knowing how and why.

:)
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: Jr. Yates on September 28, 2006, 11:07:06 AM
your little "formula" ::) might work for you which would make you a lucky bastard. but even if i had your little "formula" ::) , It wouldn't do jack shit for me except make me fat and useless to be on this planet like all the other fat people.
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: The True Adonis on September 28, 2006, 11:08:51 AM
your little "formula" ::) might work for you which would make you a lucky bastard. but even if i had your little "formula" ::) , It wouldn't do jack shit for me except make me fat and useless to be on this planet like all the other fat people.

I am a genetic god then. :)
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: Jr. Yates on September 28, 2006, 11:11:15 AM
I am a genetic god then. :)
so you just eat mcdonalds all day? you don't worry about grams of protein/fat/carbs a day or calorie intake...you just eat burgers,frys and shit when your hungry??
Title: Re: Kamali litters!
Post by: gordiano on November 28, 2006, 09:23:24 AM
BUMPA-LEYA!