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Title: The suits at MuscleTech are dancing in the streets.........
Post by: MCWAY on September 30, 2006, 09:37:02 PM
I can see it now....OH HAPPY DAY!!!

MuscleTech has Mr. Olympia on the payroll for at least one year.

Praise the Lord and pass the CELL-TECH!!!

 ;D
Title: Re: The suits at MuscleTech are dancing in the streets.........
Post by: Jr. Yates on September 30, 2006, 09:37:47 PM
I can see it now....OH HAPPY DAY!!!

MuscleTech has Mr. Olympia on the payroll for at least one year.

Praise the Lord and pass the CELL-TECH!!!

 ;D
That is fuckin halairous! ahhahahaha!
Title: Re: The suits at MuscleTech are dancing in the streets.........
Post by: Bigger Business on September 30, 2006, 09:37:54 PM
I was thinking the same thing

magazines just got 20 pages fatter
Title: Re: The suits at MuscleTech are dancing in the streets.........
Post by: dearth on September 30, 2006, 09:38:32 PM
by using the stupendous stack of
anator p70, combined with leukic,gakic and nitrotech
jay was able to increase his chances of victory 2500%!!
Title: Re: The suits at MuscleTech are dancing in the streets.........
Post by: Jr. Yates on September 30, 2006, 09:39:19 PM
I was thinking the same thing

magazines just got 20 pages fatter
haha yup thats forsure. I can hear the ads being typed up now!
Title: Re: The suits at MuscleTech are dancing in the streets.........
Post by: torquemada on September 30, 2006, 09:42:28 PM
The really funny thing is how many kids and newb's are going to go buy that shit after the first 6 page Mr O Jay Cutler ad hits...
Title: Re: The suits at MuscleTech are dancing in the streets.........
Post by: getfast81 on September 30, 2006, 09:44:01 PM
Oh God now we get Muscular Development with 7000 pages and 6000 of them Jay Cutler Mr.O ads.  "Jay did it with the help of Hydroxycut Hardcore and other trashtech products."
Title: Re: The suits at MuscleTech are dancing in the streets.........
Post by: sgt. d on September 30, 2006, 09:49:29 PM
Im never buying a muscle tech product ever again. >:(
Title: Re: The suits at MuscleTech are dancing in the streets.........
Post by: MCWAY on September 30, 2006, 09:51:42 PM
And I beheld the one with the Sandow, and the angel of protein said unto me,

"Son of mass, woe unto them that hateth MuscleTech; they shall weep and gnash their teeth. For, He that sitteth on the throne of Olympia shall sip CELL-TECH and NITRO-TECH. And, he shall gaineth 2400% more mass that they that consumeth regular creatine and protein from the teat of the heifer. And, nary a razor shall come to his head."

 ;D
Title: Re: The suits at MuscleTech are dancing in the streets.........
Post by: WiseGuy on September 30, 2006, 11:10:20 PM
I can see it now....OH HAPPY DAY!!!

MuscleTech has Mr. Olympia on the payroll for at least one year.

Praise the Lord and pass the CELL-TECH!!!

 ;D

what will be Muscle techs new motto?


it works but cell tech takes 5 years to take effect...

 :-\
Title: Re: The suits at MuscleTech are dancing in the streets.........
Post by: El_Spiko on September 30, 2006, 11:17:05 PM
They're just launching naNOx9. You know that that's the reason that Jay won? because he had a nitric oxide supplement that works immediately, unlike other NO boosters that take upwards of 45 mins to take effect. When combined with Anator p70 and Hydroxycut hardcore, you have an olympia winning stack!

 ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: The suits at MuscleTech are dancing in the streets.........
Post by: Bigger Business on September 30, 2006, 11:17:19 PM
I read once that Muscletech had a 50k bonus to any of their athletes that won a show?

Could have read $50.00 was a while back
Title: Re: The suits at MuscleTech are dancing in the streets.........
Post by: MCWAY on October 01, 2006, 07:24:48 AM
They're just launching naNOx9. You know that that's the reason that Jay won? because he had a nitric oxide supplement that works immediately, unlike other NO boosters that take upwards of 45 mins to take effect. When combined with Anator p70 and Hydroxycut hardcore, you have an olympia winning stack!

 ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

The prophecy has come true, as the weeping and teeth-gnashing continue.
Title: Re: The suits at MuscleTech are dancing in the streets.........
Post by: Yorkie T on October 01, 2006, 07:29:47 AM
I heard that if a muscletech endorsed athlete wins a show they match whatever prize money the competitor has won aswell, so jay will get double his winnings from the olympia.

Monster pay cheque.
Title: Re: The suits at MuscleTech are dancing in the streets.........
Post by: T-Bag on October 01, 2006, 08:18:47 AM
can't talk now ..... gotta run to GNC
Title: Re: The suits at MuscleTech are dancing in the streets.........
Post by: MCWAY on October 01, 2006, 09:35:12 AM
can't talk now ..... gotta run to GNC

Look for marked-down GAKIC (the powdered version). It tastes awful, but it works well (I recommend consuming it with orange juice to take some of the sting away).
Title: Re: The suits at MuscleTech are dancing in the streets.........
Post by: Yorkie T on October 01, 2006, 09:56:51 AM
I don't think it's fair that Jay won if he was using Cell-Tech and Ronnie wasn't.

I dunno Ronnie had no-explode and triple H to help him prep for the O.
Title: Re: The suits at MuscleTech are dancing in the streets.........
Post by: MCWAY on October 01, 2006, 10:08:35 AM
what will be Muscle techs new motto?


it works but cell tech takes 5 years to take effect...

 :-\

What? It wasn't working all the years Cutler placed second?

Perhaps, it was the new CELL-TECH Hardcore that helped get the "Ultimate Beef" the ultimate title!!

So let it be written; so let it be done!!!

 ;D
Title: Re: The suits at MuscleTech are dancing in the streets.........
Post by: MCWAY on October 02, 2006, 08:46:23 PM
Look for marked-down GAKIC (the powdered version). It tastes awful, but it works well (I recommend consuming it with orange juice to take some of the sting away).

As I stated on another thread, GNC appears to be out of powdered GAKIC. As another poster mentioned to me, it's been discontinued due to its ungodly taste.
Title: Re: The suits at MuscleTech are dancing in the streets.........
Post by: Adam Empire on October 02, 2006, 08:58:50 PM
Shut up all you haters.  We all know that the Muscletech researchers finally developed products that gave him the edge.
Title: Re: The suits at MuscleTech are dancing in the streets.........
Post by: MCWAY on October 03, 2006, 07:53:04 PM
Shut up all you haters.  We all know that the Muscletech researchers finally developed products that gave him the edge.

They that consumeth NITRO-TECH shall gaineth 1600% more mass than they that taken mere protein from the teat of the heifer.