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Title: Top Ten Reasons Jay Cutler beat Melvin Anthony
Post by: Special Ed on October 01, 2006, 01:06:32 PM
Top Ten Reasons Jay Cutler Beat Melvin Anthony

1. Judges award points for having a big ass.
2. Shoulder:Waist ratio of 1:1 is considered ideal.
3. Judges think conditioning has nothing to do with vascularity or separation.
4. Jay offered to guest pose at judge/promoter's show for free this year.
5. Bigger is better, including jaw, midsection, and joints.
6. Whereas it used to be all about 'the glutes', now it's all about 'the calves'.
7. Judges penalize bodybuilders for having a small waist.
8. Judges miss the old Dorian days where arms take back seat to huge torsos.
9. Manion worried that Melvin's past career as manicurist would harm the 'image' of the 'sport'.
10. All white judging panel feel responsibility to disprove theory of black athlete's dominance in bodybuilding.

Special "Controversial is My Maiden Name" Ed
Title: Re: Top Ten Reasons Jay Cutler beat Melvin Anthony
Post by: pushinweightwi on October 01, 2006, 01:20:13 PM
As always Ed nice.
Title: Re: Top Ten Reasons Jay Cutler beat Melvin Anthony
Post by: JKDMan on October 01, 2006, 01:21:20 PM
Top Ten Reasons Jay Cutler Beat Melvin Anthony

1. Judges award points for having a big ass.
2. Shoulder:Waist ratio of 1:1 is considered ideal.
3. Judges think conditioning has nothing to do with vascularity or separation.
4. Jay offered to guest pose at judge/promoter's show for free this year.
5. Bigger is better, including jaw, midsection, and joints.
6. Whereas it used to be all about 'the glutes', now it's all about 'the calves'.
7. Judges penalize bodybuilders for having a small waist.
8. Judges miss the old Dorian days where arms take back seat to huge torsos.
9. Manion worried that Melvin's past career as manicurist would harm the 'image' of the 'sport'.
10. All white judging panel feel responsibility to disprove theory of black athlete's dominance in bodybuilding.

Special "Controversial is My Maiden Name" Ed
Classic!  ;D
Title: Re: Top Ten Reasons Jay Cutler beat Melvin Anthony
Post by: Blockhead on October 01, 2006, 01:29:47 PM

 Well written, Special "2tears in a bucket, fuck it"Ed...

  Have you heard from Blechman yet? You need to pen for MD. Like...now.
Title: Re: Top Ten Reasons Jay Cutler beat Melvin Anthony
Post by: davidpaul on October 01, 2006, 01:36:16 PM
another great post. 8)
Title: Re: Top Ten Reasons Jay Cutler beat Melvin Anthony
Post by: canadaphiliac on October 01, 2006, 01:52:41 PM
We also musn't forget how a physique like Jay's may draw in more mainstream attention, and that graduates of bible college have a long storied history of clubbing baby seals, it's just not good publicity.
Title: Re: Top Ten Reasons Jay Cutler beat Melvin Anthony
Post by: alexxx on October 01, 2006, 02:04:08 PM
Melvin will dethrone Jay Cutler if he follows my program!
Title: Re: Top Ten Reasons Jay Cutler beat Melvin Anthony
Post by: GoHeavyLifter on October 01, 2006, 02:06:11 PM
(http://pic14.picturetrail.com/VOL525/2271965/12822076/192067224.jpg)
Title: Re: Top Ten Reasons Jay Cutler beat Melvin Anthony
Post by: sammy1980 on October 01, 2006, 02:41:04 PM
Melvin will dethrone Jay Cutler if he follows my program!

melvin doesnt need to dethrone jay, as melvin won the mr o.
Title: Re: Top Ten Reasons Jay Cutler beat Melvin Anthony
Post by: alexxx on October 01, 2006, 02:43:40 PM
melvin doesnt need to dethrone jay, as melvin won the mr o.

Yes Melvin is the people's champion but he needs to get his shit together to take over an overpowering Cutler.
Title: Re: Top Ten Reasons Jay Cutler beat Melvin Anthony
Post by: sandstone on October 01, 2006, 02:54:29 PM
(http://pic14.picturetrail.com/VOL525/2271965/12822076/192067224.jpg)

 ;D yeah, thats mr olympia material .  jesus christ.. some peoples children.
Title: Re: Top Ten Reasons Jay Cutler beat Melvin Anthony
Post by: sammy1980 on October 01, 2006, 02:55:44 PM
na..a new federation where good physiques win the competitions is needed..melvin doesnt need to change anything. Gutler and ruhl and the other wide waist big bellies can have their own freak federation.
Title: Re: Top Ten Reasons Jay Cutler beat Melvin Anthony
Post by: Jr. Yates on October 01, 2006, 03:00:25 PM
how was Melvin's posing this year??
Title: Re: Top Ten Reasons Jay Cutler beat Melvin Anthony
Post by: JKDMan on October 01, 2006, 03:42:53 PM
how was Melvin's posing this year??
Fantastic, as always.
Title: Re: Top Ten Reasons Jay Cutler beat Melvin Anthony
Post by: Jr. Yates on October 03, 2006, 02:11:47 PM
Fantastic, as always.
i figured so, was the award given out?