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Getbig Main Boards => General Topics => Topic started by: 24KT on October 02, 2006, 12:18:38 PM
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Pectoral Muscles Targeted By Fitness Fundamentalists
September 21, 2006
SANA'A, YEMEN —A videotaped statement shown Monday on Yemeni television provides the most conclusive evidence yet that the Muslim bodybuilding extremist group al-Huuruugh has acquired dumbbells from an unknown source and could use them to target vulnerable, undeveloped muscle groups in their pectoral region. "I call upon the world to stand witness as I violently and repeatedly blast these pecs, purifying and rebuilding them into a shape pleasing to Allah!" a masked, shirtless weightlifter said in the tape, over the strains of Journey's "Don't Stop Believing." "Seven! Eight! Nine! God is great, and so are my pecs, trapezius muscles, lower back, and abs! Thirteen! Fourteen! The great Satan Of Flab will soon feel the burn!" State Department officials said the group is almost certainly a danger to themselves if they do not use better form and stretch thoroughly afterward.
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That would be funny if it wasn't so unfunny.
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We all know stetching does nothing to prevent injury ::)
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this is serious?
uh-huh, ...cause if you're fat n' flabby, ...that means you're in danger. :D