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Title: Critique the Paris Hilton physique
Post by: HowieW on October 04, 2006, 01:55:12 PM: OK here I go. She has a pretty face, but:
1. fake hair (extensions) 2. legs skinny as baseball bat :( 3. flat as a flounder (A- cup size) :o
4. If her azz was any flatter it would look like her chest.
5. Overall crack ho skank skinny look.
Title: Re: Critique the Paris Hilton physique
Post by: MAXX on October 04, 2006, 02:16:29 PM: are you bored today?
Title: Re: Critique the Paris Hilton physique
Post by: bailey on October 04, 2006, 02:17:51 PM: Paris = Nasty.
*** I'll take somthing like this. Regardless of how much money she has.
Title: Re: Critique the Paris Hilton physique
Post by: Mr. Intenseone on October 04, 2006, 02:18:26 PM: Quote from: HowieW on October 04, 2006, 01:55:12 PM
OK here I go. She has a pretty face, but:
1. fake hair (extensions) 2. legs skinny as baseball bat :( 3. flat as a flounder (A- cup size) :o
4. If her azz was any flatter it would look like her chest.
5. Overall crack ho skank skinny look.

Are you trying to say her ass is so flat she has to lay down to take a shit?
Title: Re: Critique the Paris Hilton physique
Post by: body88 on October 04, 2006, 02:21:17 PM: nuff said
Title: Re: Critique the Paris Hilton physique
Post by: DEFCON on October 04, 2006, 02:27:46 PM: Paris Hilton has the most nastiest feet I have ever seen
Title: Re: Critique the Paris Hilton physique
Post by: RJB on October 04, 2006, 02:32:59 PM: Quote from: HowieW on October 04, 2006, 01:55:12 PM
OK here I go. She has a pretty face, but:
1. fake hair (extensions) 2. legs skinny as baseball bat :( 3. flat as a flounder (A- cup size) :o
4. If her azz was any flatter it would look like her chest.
5. Overall crack ho skank skinny look.

Her titties aren't bad. If you check that video, you can see that they are big B's.
Title: Re: Critique the Paris Hilton physique
Post by: PRO_Crastinator on October 04, 2006, 02:37:41 PM: I know walls that have bigger breasts than she does.
Title: Re: Critique the Paris Hilton physique
Post by: WiseGuy on October 04, 2006, 03:55:32 PM: Quote from: HowieW on October 04, 2006, 01:55:12 PM
OK here I go. She has a pretty face, but:
1. fake hair (extensions) 2. legs skinny as baseball bat :( 3. flat as a flounder (A- cup size) :o
4. If her azz was any flatter it would look like her chest.
5. Overall crack ho skank skinny look.

(http://kellyanncollins.com/paris-hilton/paris_hilton_what_is_she_smoking_2.jpg)

scratchem if ya got em :-\

(http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00224/paris_hilton_kl_r__224392g.jpg)

(http://www.wonderwallpapers.com/celebrities/p/paris_hilton/paris_hilton_wallpapers/paris_hilton_3_800_600.jpg)

she looks hot here :o

(http://www.toplesscelebs.net/Paris_Hilton/Paris-Hilton-topless-4.jpg)

(http://albunet.altervista.org/_altervista_ht/Paris_butt.jpg) ;D
Title: Re: Critique the Paris Hilton physique
Post by: HowieW on October 04, 2006, 06:29:26 PM: Quote from: Matt C on October 04, 2006, 04:30:44 PM
LOL!!!!!!!! Looks like the crabs woke up. ;D

Yes they must be the sea going variety known as "rock lobsters".
What a skank
Title: Re: Critique the Paris Hilton physique
Post by: KTMckay on October 04, 2006, 06:31:18 PM: Id hit it ;)
Title: Re: Critique the Paris Hilton physique
Post by: HowieW on October 04, 2006, 06:32:50 PM: Quote from: KTMckay on October 04, 2006, 06:31:18 PM
Id hit it ;)
Me too, right in her boney azz with my foot ::)