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Getbig Main Boards => Politics and Political Issues Board => Topic started by: Hugo Chavez on November 02, 2006, 02:24:53 AM
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Caught a funny Street conversation at bus stop:
Boyfriend: (looking at an Army poster) An army of one, that’s so stupid!
Girlfriend: Don’t say that, you should thank them.
Boyfriend: I know that, I’m just saying the billboard is stupid…What the f**k is an army of one?
Bystander: Excuse me I don’t mean to interrupt guys, I couldn’t help but overhear what you were talking about, Hi I’m Nadia.
Boyfriend: (shakes hands with bystander) Bill, and this is Sally
Bystander: I’m curious; you were talking about that poster
Boyfriend: Well it’s just pretty dumb if you ask me.
Bystander: (chuckles) yea, I have to say I agree with you…. Did you know not one member of Congress has a child in the Army but they’re perfectly willing to send other people’s children to war… don’t you think that’s odd…
Boyfriend: (looking irritated) Not…. REALLY… I’m all for ICING ARABS. (intense WTF stare down ensues)
Bystander: ………. Hmmm……. ok (walks away looking puzzled, idea light goes off and she returns to conversation) I happen to be Arab actually… alright you’re not saying you want to see me iced… are you…that’s not what you’re talking about are you?
Girlfriend: Well if you killed any of us I would!
Bystander: But I’m American (boyfriend abruptly interrupts)
Boyfriend: LOOK, we don’t want any trouble...KEEP YOUR OPINIONS OF TERRORISM TO YOURSELF… oKkkeeeeeeeee?
Bystander: I’m serious, I was born in the United States, I’m a citizen…
Girlfriend: You’re not an American if you’re a terrorist, you give up that privilege by doing that!
Bystander: So what makes you think I’m a terrorist?
Girlfriend: You’re the one who said you were Arab and you obviously don’t support our troops!!!
Bystander: What,……. Just because I…..wait… can you just listen to what I have to say for just a minute, that’s all I’m asking (boyfriend interrupts screaming loudly)
Boyfriend: LOOK!!!!!! I WARNED YOU,…. I’M NOTTTT GOING TO WWWARRNN YOU AGAIN….
(Bum pukes on poster)
Girlfriend: Oh my god…(grabs boyfriend) Come on…. (couple leaves)
http://www.drunkbynoon.net/
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here I was thinking we have something in common Beserker...being drunk by noon that is
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here I was thinking we have something in common Beserker...being drunk by noon that is
I'm there ;D
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??? WTF was the point of that story?
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??? WTF was the point of that story?
Drunk by noon mother fucker >:(
:D ;) :P
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Drunk by noon mother fucker >:(
:D ;) :P
Thanks for clearing that up.
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Thanks for clearing that up.
no prob ;D
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Good story.
I like stories. ;D
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Not funny.
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Not funny.
You gotta admit, sounds like the way a lot of bouts play out here... ;D
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Not funny.
that's because half of that damn conversation sounds like you. You put your beliefs about 'what should be', over the facts and 'what is'.
beachbum, you're becoming harder and harder to read here. Over the last few months, you've devolved from a fun discussion to one who blindly trumpets the Bush flat note without ever looking at the music sheet for actual facts.
march on, BB.
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that's because half of that damn conversation sounds like you. You put your beliefs about 'what should be', over the facts and 'what is'.
beachbum, you're becoming harder and harder to read here. Over the last few months, you've devolved from a fun discussion to one who blindly trumpets the Bush flat note without ever looking at the music sheet for actual facts.
march on, BB.
Looks like someone picked up on why I posted it ;D
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that's because half of that damn conversation sounds like you. You put your beliefs about 'what should be', over the facts and 'what is'.
beachbum, you're becoming harder and harder to read here. Over the last few months, you've devolved from a fun discussion to one who blindly trumpets the Bush flat note without ever looking at the music sheet for actual facts.
march on, BB.
lol! ;D Dude, you made me choke on my water bottle. At least I did get a laugh out of this thread. Thanks. ;D