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Title: Getbig General Topics
Post by: Nordic Superman on November 10, 2006, 04:17:58 AM
I need to up my influence on this forum. I've been working on a text analyser for work and this is the result for Gen topics.

Beserker is +100% than anyone else... you need to find some pussy you liberal extremist faggot!

Looks like conservatist posters are slightly on top tho! 8)


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: Diesel1 on November 10, 2006, 04:22:16 AM
Norris, have you ever had sex with a woman?


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: Nordic Superman on November 10, 2006, 04:26:15 AM
Norris, have you ever had sex with a woman?

Yes ::)

This is part of a project I'm working for at work. Just cause I'm not lugging around bricks on and off and being paid "cash in hand" doesn't mean I'm a homo brother! Thought it would be insteresting what it came up with...

BTW... you made the list... have YOU ever had sex with a women?  :)


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: Always Sore on November 10, 2006, 04:35:42 AM
What does your % show? sorry I missed what it means to be rated in the Beserker level?


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: Clubber Lang on November 10, 2006, 04:40:48 AM
i call bullshit

no way the goat dont top (or bottom :P) that list >:(


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: Nordic Superman on November 10, 2006, 04:45:40 AM
What does your % show? sorry I missed what it means to be rated in the Beserker level?

Yeah all the percentages are in relation to the top item, I did do it so it was relative to the word ranked above.

I just checked during 240's 911/conspiracy phase... and he DOMINATES! :-X


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: Diesel1 on November 10, 2006, 04:58:02 AM
Yes ::)

This is part of a project I'm working for at work. Just cause I'm not lugging around bricks on and off and being paid "cash in hand" doesn't mean I'm a homo brother! Thought it would be insteresting what it came up with...

BTW... you made the list... have YOU ever had sex with a women?  :)

Nothing wrong with cash in hand mate  ;)

You'll have to explain what this text analyser does for those of us that aren't eggheads like your good self


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: Hugo Chavez on November 10, 2006, 05:02:52 AM
Text Analyse this Bitch:

Nordic: 1539 (15.866 per day) Time for pussy? Questionable if he's a premature ejaculater...
Berserker: 3948 (4.954 per day) Plenty of time for pussy...

Nordic posts over 3 times the rate I do ;D


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: Nordic Superman on November 10, 2006, 05:05:06 AM
Nothing wrong with cash in hand mate  ;)

You'll have to explain what this text analyser does for those of us that aren't eggheads like your good self

Just part of a search program that analises the words in a text collection, improving relevancy (gives a general overview of the topics in each document if there are enough words).

Today is test day, been going thru the BBC website - boring as fuck! That's what I had it run thru Getbig.


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: Hugo Chavez on November 10, 2006, 05:13:37 AM
Just part of a search program that analises the words in a text collection, improving relevancy (gives a general overview of the topics in each document if there are enough words).

Today is test day, been going thru the BBC website - boring as f**k! That's what I had it run thru Getbig.
So then you probably shouldn't have made the statement about not having time for pussy... Your test is a day ::)  Looks like you take the hit in the long run posting at a rate 3 times mine... who has more time for pussy... looks like you're the lonely homo ;)


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: Nordic Superman on November 10, 2006, 05:16:01 AM
So then you probably shouldn't have made the statement about not having time for pussy... Your test is a day ::)  Looks like you take the hit in the long run posting at a rate 3 times mine... who has more time for pussy... looks like you're the lonely homo ;)

A test as in software test you fucktard. All I do is feed it data: BBC etc and see what the results are, fixing and improving on any bugs or irrelevance. At 5pm I'm a free man. Just like any job.

The fact is... you're at the top, don't deny the facts libby cunt!


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: Hugo Chavez on November 10, 2006, 05:50:38 AM
A test as in software test you fucktard. All I do is feed it data: BBC etc and see what the results are, fixing and improving on any bugs or irrelevance. At 5pm I'm a free man. Just like any job.

The fact is... you're at the top, don't deny the facts libby cunt!
No the fact is you based your attack on a test ::)  The fact is that you post at 3 times the rate I do... Put that in your crack pipe bitch ;)


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: Clubber Lang on November 10, 2006, 05:51:03 AM
so its a list of who starts the most topics ?


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: JasonH on November 10, 2006, 06:33:17 AM
I'm gutted I haven't made the list.  :-\

I joined this forum ages ago but only in the last year or so I've increased my postings tenfold.


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: the shadow on November 10, 2006, 06:48:42 AM
I need to up my influence on this forum. I've been working on a text analyser for work and this is the result for Gen topics.

Beserker is +100% than anyone else... you need to find some pussy you liberal extremist faggot!

Looks like conservatist posters are slightly on top tho! 8)
hey dude analyse this for the GOSSIP and OPINIONS board...


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: Hugo Chavez on November 10, 2006, 07:08:34 AM
high post counts aren't good reflections of free time if you can type quickly
hey... yea!!!... spell check has enabled me to get my wpm up to 200 ;D


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: Nordic Superman on November 10, 2006, 10:07:20 AM
hey dude analyse this for the GOSSIP and OPINIONS board...

See the attached image for the gossip and opinions section. Do me a favour... do you think it gives a good overall picture of the participation in that section of getbig? If it does, then i've done a good job programming this shit and my boss will suck my cock!

Connector words are ignored e.g.

the shadow == shadow (in the eyes of the analyser)


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: Hugo Chavez on November 10, 2006, 10:21:01 AM
See the attached image for the gossip and opinions section. Do me a favour... do you think it gives a good overall picture of the participation in that section of getbig? If it does, then i've done a good job programming this shit and my boss will suck my cock!

Connector words are ignored e.g.

the shadow == shadow (in the eyes of the analyser)
no, you suck... you're a stupid fucker period... What does your program do, searching for how many times the word, "berserker" or "shadow" came up?  If that's the case, it's fouled as a guy.  Second, your boss is going to suck you off for this?  Talk about easily impressed... You two must have a lot of gay sex ;D


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: Nordic Superman on November 10, 2006, 10:29:54 AM
no, you suck... you're a stupid fucker period... What does your program do, searching for how many times the word, "berserker" or "shadow" came up?  If that's the case, it's fouled as a f**cker.  Second, your boss is going to suck you off for this?  Talk about easily impressed... You two must have a lot of gay sex ;D

No it doesn't just calculate word frequency, that would be no good and is easily manipulated in the scenario this software will be used.

My boss is a 40 year old indian women.


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: Hugo Chavez on November 10, 2006, 11:08:46 AM
No it doesn't just calculate word frequency, that would be no good and is easily manipulated in the scenario this software will be used.

My boss is a 40 year old indian women.<--That's what he says ;D
Well why don't you tell us exactly what it does do... Kind of stupid to ask people opinions on how well it did without knowing what it's all looking at... If word frequency is a factor it's probably going to be off.


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: Diesel1 on November 10, 2006, 11:17:52 AM
No it doesn't just calculate word frequency, that would be no good and is easily manipulated in the scenario this software will be used.

My boss is a 40 year old indian women.

Your muslim hate is starting to make sense now. You are Indian lol


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: Dos Equis on November 10, 2006, 05:00:53 PM
I need to up my influence on this forum. I've been working on a text analyser for work and this is the result for Gen topics.

Beserker is +100% than anyone else... you need to find some pussy you liberal extremist faggot!

Looks like conservatist posters are slightly on top tho! 8)

Don't understand?  What is this?   


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: Hugo Chavez on November 10, 2006, 05:48:49 PM
Your muslim hate is starting to make sense now. You are Indian lol
ahhhhhhh!!!!!! SO CLOSE, I THINK YOU'RE ON TO SOMETHING... mmmm, not Indian buttttttt... THAT'S IT!!!! Himalayas... Now I get Nordic Superman.... Hitler sent that expedition to the region to find the origins of the Caucasian Race...  Nordic views himself as being of pureblood from the direct descendants of the master race.  :D

Meet Nordic Superman:

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_Rq6ELFVFW7gAjwyjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12qu27o4e/EXP=1163296260/**http%3a//www.lightdrawing.com/images/travel/Tibet/large/confused_man.jpg)


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: Nordic Superman on November 11, 2006, 03:03:41 AM
Your muslim hate is starting to make sense now. You are Indian lol

Nah, I'm not indian, but there a lot of indian women in the tech industry, you'd be suprised :o


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: the shadow on November 11, 2006, 03:53:10 AM
i am indian..no one fucks with indians...


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: Nordic Superman on November 11, 2006, 04:21:24 AM
i am indian..no one fucks with indians...

Not even the British during the imperial years? haha :P


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: Hugo Chavez on November 11, 2006, 04:22:46 AM
Not even the British during the imperial years? haha :P
You are Indian :-\


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: gtbro1 on November 11, 2006, 04:32:57 AM
i am indian..no one fucks with indians...

    except cowboys


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: Nordic Superman on November 11, 2006, 04:44:04 AM
You are Indian :-\

Huh? I'm not indian.

You can believe what you wish, but that doesn't change the FACTS brother!

What race are you? Amazonian pygmy subrace libbofaggo?


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: Hugo Chavez on November 11, 2006, 05:22:28 AM
You can believe what you wish
Thanks man,... I will ;D
(http://www.imagedonkey.com/out.php?i=17022_NORDICSUPERTURD.jpg)


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: Nordic Superman on November 11, 2006, 05:24:53 AM
Why are you tryna pass off photoshopped images of YOU, as ME? :P

You look like a pussy magnet mate... well done!


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: Hugo Chavez on November 11, 2006, 05:34:20 AM
Why are you tryna pass off photoshopped images of ME, as YOU? :P

You look like a pussy magnet mate... well done!
Ahhhh so you do look like that :-\ 

Hey Nordic I have good news!!!!!  I'm also moving to Australia!!!!  We can be drinking buddies ;D  I'll introduce you to all my lib friends who are hooking me up while I find an estate that suits me :P

http://www.democrats.org.au/

The Australian Democrats stand for a fair society that values justice, democracy, individual freedom and diversity.


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: Hugo Chavez on November 11, 2006, 05:39:46 AM
bwahahahahahahahahahhha

Total number of Muslims in Australia: 281,578

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_RtoM0lVFy4MAi6SjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12s4k1f0b/EXP=1163338636/**http%3a//www.humanrights.gov.au/racial_discrimination/isma/map_muslims.gif)



Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: Nordic Superman on November 11, 2006, 07:44:44 AM
Diversity is ok. I told you, it's a ideology I'm against, NOT a race of people although pakistanis can be pretty scummy by nature!


Title: Re: Getbig General Topics
Post by: Camel Jockey on November 11, 2006, 07:31:11 PM
Thanks man,... I will ;D
(http://www.imagedonkey.com/out.php?i=17022_NORDICSUPERTURD.jpg)

HAHAHAHA!  ;D