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So I was halfway through my set of 225 for 8 on the shoulder press when this guy comes walking in, a buck 60 soaking wet wth advanced imaginary lat syndrome.He walks over to the dumbell rack and picks up 2 90s and attempts to sit on the bench and do some dumbell presses.I finish my set and look up and this douche is nearly dropping the weights on his head.I walk over and help the guy out and then knocked out a set of 10 curls with the dumbells in front of him and just calmly said "stay in school" HAHAHAHAHAHAHis girlfriend was watching and winked at me and pointed to her cell, when he wasnt looking she gave me her number HAHAHAHAHAHA MONSTER GYM OWNING!!
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Wow and why did you do the curls????.Gotta love a chick who goes behind her mans back for an idiot.You da man.
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Wow and why did you do the curls????.Gotta love a chick who goes behind her mans back for an idiot.You da man.
AB = In ( = BA
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LMAO! That's classic!
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Hahahahaha Excellent deep throat bullshitting db2431... you can't curl the 45's
Real story last week.. type of guy who shadow box in the corner between "sets" was stuck with 155 on the flat.. I proceed to spot him but instead of racking the bar after his misery 3 reps, started doing upright rows for 8 reps over his face...
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Hahahahaha Excellent owning db2431. Similar story last week.. type of guy who shadow box in the corner between "sets" was stuck with 155 on the flat.. I proceed to spot him but instead of racking the bar after his misery 3 reps, started doing upright rows for 8 reps over his face...
bull shit quit liying you sucked his dick ;D
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These bullshit "ownings" are getting lame
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So I was halfway through my set of 225 for 8 on the shoulder press when this guy comes walking in, a buck 60 soaking wet wth advanced imaginary lat syndrome.He walks over to the dumbell rack and picks up 2 90s and attempts to sit on the bench and do some dumbell presses.I finish my set and look up and this douche is nearly dropping the weights on his head.I walk over and help the guy out and then knocked out a set of 10 curls with the dumbells in front of him and just calmly said "stay in school" HAHAHAHAHAHAHis girlfriend was watching and winked at me and pointed to her cell, when he wasnt looking she gave me her number HAHAHAHAHAHA MONSTER GYM OWNING!!
Do you smell that?....Smells like bullshit.
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Do you smell that?....Smells like bullshit.
I agree, I remember the pic of db2431 and his pilate friends posing infront of a red honda "after a summer of lifting"... there is no way he could even pickup a set of 90's let alone curl them.
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I agree, I remember the pic of db2431 and his pilate friends posing infront of a red honda "after a summer of lifting"... there is no way he could even pickup a set of 90's let alone curl them.
hahaha that was him? NOW I KNOW I smell bullshit.
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db2431 out for a ride
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hahaha that was him? NOW I KNOW I smell bullshit.
Ya gotta love the internet.. :o
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bull shit quit liying you sucked his dick ;D
db2431 fabulates in an attempt to be funny... I tell the truth ... 8)
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Just because you twinks cant curl more than the 30's, doesnt mean you have to have your periods early over it.
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Just because you twinks cant curl more than the 30's, doesnt mean you have to have your periods early over it.
get back to your swiss ball and pilates.. ;D
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get back to your swiss ball and pilates.. ;D
ok ""AVBG", Oh brother what a fag ::)
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So I was halfway through my set of 225 for 8 on the shoulder press when this guy comes walking in, a buck 60 soaking wet wth advanced imaginary lat syndrome.He walks over to the dumbell rack and picks up 2 90s and attempts to sit on the bench and do some dumbell presses.I finish my set and look up and this douche is nearly dropping the weights on his head.I walk over and help the guy out and then knocked out a set of 10 curls with the dumbells in front of him and just calmly said "stay in school" HAHAHAHAHAHAHis girlfriend was watching and winked at me and pointed to her cell, when he wasnt looking she gave me her number HAHAHAHAHAHA MONSTER GYM OWNING!!
wow... i don't even know u but i am proud of u brother! play on player~
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get back to your swiss ball and pilates.. ;D
Did I hurt your feelings?? ;D
which one are you??
hahahahhahahahha
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hahahahahaha, funny how this thread turned into a massive db2431 owning.
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So I was halfway through my set of 225 for 8 on the shoulder press when this guy comes walking in, a buck 60 soaking wet wth advanced imaginary lat syndrome.He walks over to the dumbell rack and picks up 2 90s and attempts to sit on the bench and do some dumbell presses.I finish my set and look up and this douche is nearly dropping the weights on his head.I walk over and help the guy out and then knocked out a set of 10 curls with the dumbells in front of him and just calmly said "stay in school" HAHAHAHAHAHAHis girlfriend was watching and winked at me and pointed to her cell, when he wasnt looking she gave me her number HAHAHAHAHAHA MONSTER GYM OWNING!!
BRUTAL 225 x 8 shoulder press SELF-OWNING!
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So I was halfway through my set of 225 for 8 on the shoulder press when this guy comes walking in, a buck 60 soaking wet wth advanced imaginary lat syndrome.He walks over to the dumbell rack and picks up 2 90s and attempts to sit on the bench and do some dumbell presses.I finish my set and look up and this douche is nearly dropping the weights on his head.I walk over and help the guy out and then knocked out a set of 10 curls with the dumbells in front of him and just calmly said "stay in school" HAHAHAHAHAHAHis girlfriend was watching and winked at me and pointed to her cell, when he wasnt looking she gave me her number HAHAHAHAHAHA MONSTER GYM OWNING!!
HAHA She just texted me back and wants me to come over her place tomorrow night.Gonna have to move my Tuesday night bitch over to Wednesday to fit her in HAHAHAHAHA
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Sarcasm called and he wants his gig back, you petender. Besides, you only used one (!) exclamation mark. Everybody knows that an owning only truly becpmes a 'Brutal Gym Owning' with at least 25 of 'em. :)
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HAHA She just texted me back and wants me to come over her place tomorrow night.Gonna have to move my Tuesday night bitch over to Wednesday to fit her in HAHAHAHAHA
God just end it already. Most people don't believe your bullshit story to begin with, and we pointed that out. Now you're just sounding like a putz
http://jeffseby.tripod.com/stnsnds/tony%20soprano%20-%20he's%20a%20faaaag.mp3
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So I was halfway through my set of 225 for 8 on the shoulder press when this guy comes walking in, a buck 60 soaking wet wth advanced imaginary lat syndrome.He walks over to the dumbell rack and picks up 2 90s and attempts to sit on the bench and do some dumbell presses.I finish my set and look up and this douche is nearly dropping the weights on his head.I walk over and help the guy out and then knocked out a set of 10 curls with the dumbells in front of him and just calmly said "stay in school" HAHAHAHAHAHAHis girlfriend was watching and winked at me and pointed to her cell, when he wasnt looking she gave me her number HAHAHAHAHAHA MONSTER GYM OWNING!!
So..I was halfway through eating a dozen doughnuts,when some fat chick came over and licked blueberry jam off my face. I knew then I was in love,so I flexed my chubby arm to show off,then I woke up and wacked it. Wow what a dream!
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God just end it already. Most people don't believe your bullshit story to begin with, and we pointed that out. Now you're just sounding like a putz
http://jeffseby.tripod.com/stnsnds/tony%20soprano%20-%20he's%20a%20faaaag.mp3
HAHA ok "rs3000", Do you have PMT because the local video store told you you couldnt rent "Dawson's Crack", "Black Cock Down" and "Doing John Malkovich" because your copy of Jonn Basedow's "Fitness Made Simple" was overdue and you still hadnt paid off the Fine you had for "Frankie Goes To Hollywood 84-Live in San Francisco"HAHAHAHA GAYER THAN JOHN TRAVOLTA'S JET INTERIOR.
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HAHA ok "rs3000", Do you have PMT because the local video store told you you couldnt rent "Dawson's Crack", "Black Cock Down" and "Doing John Malkovich" because your copy of Jonn Basedow's "Fitness Made Simple" was overdue and you still hadnt paid off the Fine you had for "Frankie Goes To Hollywood 84-Live in San Francisco"HAHAHAHA GAYER THAN JOHN TRAVOLTA'S JET INTERIOR.
Man your jokes suck...
but let me guess while you were typing these out another girl was looking over your shoulder at Starbucks and then winked at you and gave you her number...
and then a guy was sipping his espresso and you went over there and took the cup and did a set if curls with the cup for 10 reps then downed it in one glorious gulp and looked at the guy and said "pwn3d!!". then his girl winked at you and you got her number...
damn db you are pwn3'ing the world!!!
(http://ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc9.jpg)
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Man your jokes suck...
but let me guess while you were typing these out another girl was looking over your shoulder at Starbucks and then winked at you and gave you her number...
and then a guy was sipping his espresso and you went over there and took the cup and did a set if curls with the cup for 10 reps then downed it in one glorious gulp and looked at the guy and said "pwn3d!!". then his girl winked at you and you got her number...
damn db you are pwn3'ing the world!!!
(http://ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc9.jpg)
EPIC HUMOR BURNOUT
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Knew when I saw OWNING this thread was going to shit.
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Did I hurt your feelings?? ;D
which one are you??
hahahahhahahahha
are you serious none of those douche bags can get 225 of the rack let alone for 8 reps. And what the fuck are they suppose to be the cross country team, or the diving team, or maybe synchronized swimmers either way they are all gayer than jumpstart
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are you serious none of those douche bags can get 225 of the rack let alone for 8 reps. And what the f**k are they suppose to be the cross country team, or the diving team, or maybe synchronized swimmers either way they are all gayer than jumpstart
Do any of these "douche bags" look like they can get 225 off the rack? .. I doubt that the combined weight of all the douche bags exceeds 225lb
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You sure OWNED HIM!! Thats about the shittiest made up sdtory ive ever read. id guess your 16 huh
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Seen more muscle on a snail. ::)
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Not sure why you guys take so much effort into owning people at he gym, why waste your energy?
It takes no wasted strength, when someone ask for a spot on bench just simply teabag them
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i was guessing if he almost dropped them on his head he'd have to get them over it first right? ... so your saying this character in your non fiction story got them over his head in order to drop them on his head weighing 160? then you magically curled tham after pressing 225 for another set of 8? you must be steve KUCLO~!!!! Your the man Steve!
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Sarcasm's are actually funny. This, however, was terrible.
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Sarcasm's are actually funny. This, however, was terrible.
His are halfway believable. This one wreaks of bullshit.
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Do any of these "douche bags" look like they can get 225 off the rack? .. I doubt that the combined weight of all the douche bags exceeds 225lb
The best part of the pic is they are all posing like they are a part of G-unit and they are all posted up on a HONDA!!! After the pic was taken i'm sure they all went for a run did some yoga and ate a fruit salad
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Thank God he is OK we all prayed for him our prayers were answered.Amen
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So I was halfway through my set of 225 for 8 on the shoulder press when this guy comes walking in, a buck 60 soaking wet wth advanced imaginary lat syndrome.He walks over to the dumbell rack and picks up 2 90s and attempts to sit on the bench and do some dumbell presses.I finish my set and look up and this douche is nearly dropping the weights on his head.I walk over and help the guy out and then knocked out a set of 10 curls with the dumbells in front of him and just calmly said "stay in school" HAHAHAHAHAHAHis girlfriend was watching and winked at me and pointed to her cell, when he wasnt looking she gave me her number HAHAHAHAHAHA MONSTER GYM OWNING!!
Funny how this guy lives up to all the wanna be sterio types mentioned on these boards.Im not one to talk shit but lets ust break this down.You found it necessary to to mention that you shoulder press 225 for 8 in the first sentence, then you brag about how you can curl 90 lb dumbells for ten rep.Why put in all that info on an internet board if you arent some insecure "buck 60 soaking wet" guy yourself?Then you add the iceing to the cake by claiming that this guy's girlfriend was so impressed by your curling and shit talking skills that she gave you her number when her man wasnt looking so you could hook up later.For some reason, Ive got a feeling your full of shit.
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someone find that pic of him and his friends and post it.
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someone find that pic of him and his friends and post it.
look up, its on this page. ;D
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The best part of the pic is they are all posing like they are a part of G-unit and they are all posted up on a HONDA!!! After the pic was taken i'm sure they all went for a run did some yoga and ate a fruit salad
I happen to like fruit salad god damnit. >:(
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So I was halfway through my set of 225 for 8 on the shoulder press when this guy comes walking in, a buck 60 soaking wet wth advanced imaginary lat syndrome.He walks over to the dumbell rack and picks up 2 90s and attempts to sit on the bench and do some dumbell presses.I finish my set and look up and this douche is nearly dropping the weights on his head.I walk over and help the guy out and then knocked out a set of 10 curls with the dumbells in front of him and just calmly said "stay in school" HAHAHAHAHAHAHis girlfriend was watching and winked at me and pointed to her cell, when he wasnt looking she gave me her number HAHAHAHAHAHA MONSTER GYM OWNING!!
Oh sure, this all happened... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Sarcasm called and he wants his gig back, you petender. Besides, you only used one (!) exclamation mark. Everybody knows that an owning only truly becpmes a 'Brutal Gym Owning' with at least 25 of 'em. :)
HAHAHAHAHA HE is right. You need a bunch of em.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Funny how this guy lives up to all the wanna be sterio types mentioned on these boards.Im not one to talk shit but lets ust break this down.You found it necessary to to mention that you shoulder press 225 for 8 in the first sentence, then you brag about how you can curl 90 lb dumbells for ten rep.Why put in all that info on an internet board if you arent some insecure "buck 60 soaking wet" guy yourself?Then you add the iceing to the cake by claiming that this guy's girlfriend was so impressed by your curling and shit talking skills that she gave you her number when her man wasnt looking so you could hook up later.For some reason, Ive got a feeling your full of shit.
hahaha, fuckjing owned bgt s na noon1
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Do any of these "douche bags" look like they can get 225 off the rack? .. I doubt that the combined weight of all the douche bags exceeds 225lb
yo DB after looking at your picture... i see that ur a ROUND-EYE-LiAR! lol but dont worry, i will pray that u lose ur virginity very soon!
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wich one is he in the picture? is that some kind of homo field trip????
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wich one is he in the picture? is that some kind of homo field trip????
i bet they all pile into that pimp ass accord and "mack on hella hoes"
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i bet they all pile into that pimp ass accord and "mack on hella hoes"
he is hella stupid.
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wich one is he in the picture? is that some kind of homo field trip????
no, i think it's rainbow-picnic.
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look up, its on this page. ;D
BWAHAHAHA I should read the whole thread before I click reply huh. :-\
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I happen to like fruit salad god damnit. >:(
I am sure he meant to say fruit cocktail, two different things as we all know. :)
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Hahahaha!!! I love these "ownings" stories, even if they are bullshit.
I've trained in various gyms for over thirteen years and have yet to see or be involved in "an owning".
But then, maybe it's because I'm too busy lifting weights....
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is there any true stories of "Gym Owning"
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I have one, not that you guys would believe me over these extravagant stories.
go ahead and post it
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HAHA ok "rs3000", Do you have PMT because the local video store told you you couldnt rent "Dawson's Crack", "Black Cock Down" and "Doing John Malkovich" because your copy of Jonn Basedow's "Fitness Made Simple" was overdue and you still hadnt paid off the Fine you had for "Frankie Goes To Hollywood 84-Live in San Francisco"HAHAHAHA GAYER THAN JOHN TRAVOLTA'S JET INTERIOR.
PMT? Damn you penis is small.
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(http://ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc9.jpg)
One would have to have a tiny dick to come on an internet forum and talk shit about some owning when the other guy was just minding his own business.
::)
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Keep in mind I work out at an LA Fitness. I was doing deadlifts on back day and had just finished a set with 365. I did 5 or 6 reps like Coleman, so naturally there was some noise. I heard a guy talking (he was in his 40's) I put 455 on the bar and pulled 3 reps without straps and after I locked on the last one I couldn't hold it so I dropped the weight. This same guy starts talking to the guy next to him and says "if he can't handle the weight he shouldn't drop it." I turn and say, "are you talking about me?" He changes his tone and says "well I said if it's too much weight you should lighten it to what you can handle." I respond by telling him that it was last set and its a heavy weight and that if wants to talk shit about my lfiting to come to me like a man instead of talking to the guy next to him. He then told me that he had no problem with me and I turned to unrack the weight and he went back to his 40 lb DB inclines. Nothing special, just plain and simple.
I bet you he won't talk shit no more
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Haha probably not, haven't seen him since. One person brought it up to me and said it was fun to watch because he thought the guy was being a dick. I just mind my own business and lift but some guys just don't seem to get that aspect of the gym. Alot of guys there don't like me because although I'm smaller then them I lift heavier. It's like working around chicks, they all give dirty looks when I deadlift or row heavy or do full rep squats. It is amusing and annoying at the same time because these are grown men.
every gym in america has a bully. A meat head who thinks he has more bragging rights than everybody else. If I had my own gym, I would kick those bullies out in a heartbeat
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So I was halfway through my set of 225 for 8 on the shoulder press when this guy comes walking in, a buck 60 soaking wet wth advanced imaginary lat syndrome.He walks over to the dumbell rack and picks up 2 90s and attempts to sit on the bench and do some dumbell presses.I finish my set and look up and this douche is nearly dropping the weights on his head.I walk over and help the guy out and then knocked out a set of 10 curls with the dumbells in front of him and just calmly said "stay in school" HAHAHAHAHAHAHis girlfriend was watching and winked at me and pointed to her cell, when he wasnt looking she gave me her number HAHAHAHAHAHA MONSTER GYM OWNING!!
Guys like you in the gym are pricks. I'm sure you did a set of curls with the 90 pound db's. I'm sure you winked at the girl, i'm sure shes gonna call you. Yeah right.
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every gym in america has a bully. A meat head who thinks he has more bragging rights than everybody else. If I had my own gym, I would kick those bullies out in a heartbeat
Man, that is so true. We are kicking ours out today. For the 2nd time.
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is there any true stories of "Gym Owning"
Decent guys don't have stories of GYM OWNINGS. We remember when we were at their level, instead, I like to help new people out. The guys that tell stories of gym ownings never last long in the gym to begin with. They OWN someone by using shitty form and then think they are all that. The guy that posted this thread would get his ass owned every day in my gym and I'd love to be the first one to OWN his puny ass.
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I doubt the kid in that pic curls 90lb DB. If he did I would feel like a weak piece of shit.
So true. My story was true but if I walked around saying shit like that every day I would get booted for sure. I never really talk to people unless they ask me questions or for a spot. I'd love to help people out but never want to come off like a know-it-all. Constant gym ownings or the lies about them show insecurity IMO. The only time to OWN someone is when they act like an asshole. You put them in their place and move on.
I doubt he curls 40's without swinging them.
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So I was halfway through my set of 225 for 8 on the shoulder press when this guy comes walking in, a buck 60 soaking wet wth advanced imaginary lat syndrome.He walks over to the dumbell rack and picks up 2 90s and attempts to sit on the bench and do some dumbell presses.I finish my set and look up and this douche is nearly dropping the weights on his head.I walk over and help the guy out and then knocked out a set of 10 curls with the dumbells in front of him and just calmly said "stay in school" HAHAHAHAHAHAHis girlfriend was watching and winked at me and pointed to her cell, when he wasnt looking she gave me her number HAHAHAHAHAHA MONSTER GYM OWNING!!.
Oh ...uhm WOW. *YAWWWN*
Lol....duuude - that sounds more like an urban legend than anything else.Way to stretch the truth.You probably maybe did help a novice out , but you owned yaself with the chick bit , stupid stupid touch.You mean it happened just like it does in the movies , huh huh ??
Ahhhhhh you gotta love the internet , you just have to have a nice imagination and actually do nothing in real life to create an `image` or persona
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ownings never really happen. i've been in gyms all over the place, a few in fairly big cities, and i've never seen an owning. the closest was some older powerlifter-type guy putting a kid in his place for curling in the squat rack and refusing to move out. even that was just about the kid being courteous, nothing like these bullshit "haha i'm strong and you're weak i owned you" stories.
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I agree. The only "owning" I did was some kid (about 18-20) was being fairly rude to a girl by booting her off his machine after he got back from talking with his friend for a couple minutes. So I told him that was lame, if he's talking, let her have the machine...or at least work-in.
Unfortunately, since I'm "old", I think it really got to him...and I didn't mean to destroy his ego, just get him to be a bit more mature and polite.
YOU BEAST!!
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So I was halfway through my set of 225 for 8 on the shoulder press when this guy comes walking in, a buck 60 soaking wet wth advanced imaginary lat syndrome.He walks over to the dumbell rack and picks up 2 90s and attempts to sit on the bench and do some dumbell presses.I finish my set and look up and this douche is nearly dropping the weights on his head.I walk over and help the guy out and then knocked out a set of 10 curls with the dumbells in front of him and just calmly said "stay in school" HAHAHAHAHAHAHis girlfriend was watching and winked at me and pointed to her cell, when he wasnt looking she gave me her number HAHAHAHAHAHA MONSTER GYM OWNING!!
I wish I was as hardcore as you
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I wish I was as hardcore as you
Its ok to wish, just don't believe you will ever be as hardcore as me.
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Its ok to wish, just don't believe you will ever be as hardcore as me.
You are just as hardcore as you can be on the internet. Ha ha ha.
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You are just as hardcore as you can be on the internet. Ha ha ha.
HARDER.
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I doubt the kid in that pic curls 90lb DB.
I bet he can't curl 90 lbs on a barbell without cheating heavily.
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But how cheesy was that line `Stay in school` ;D
Bwaaaaaaaaahahahahahhaha aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha
Sucha idiot