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Title: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: Anabolic Outlaw on January 21, 2007, 04:29:32 PM

www.youtube.com/watch?v=X802IjBleKA



Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: Anal Iceman Lubeth on January 21, 2007, 04:33:35 PM
?


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: realkarateblackbelt on January 21, 2007, 04:35:14 PM
She looks like Angelina Jolie.


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: Cap on January 21, 2007, 04:35:42 PM
At least she wont be ass raped in jail.  Craig got the short end of that stick


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: TheAnimal on January 21, 2007, 04:36:08 PM
She looks like Angelina Jolie.
about as much as you look like brad pitt


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: The Squadfather on January 21, 2007, 04:36:29 PM
i'd fucck the ever lovin' shit out of her.


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: bigdumbbell on January 21, 2007, 04:36:43 PM
pathetic and sad. what a loser. the prisons are filled with sociopathic believers.


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: The Squadfather on January 21, 2007, 04:38:38 PM
gotta love these foxhole christians, hahahaha, she sure wasn't thinking about Jesus when she was shooting meth and gang banging bb'ers and fitness chicks. ::)


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: realkarateblackbelt on January 21, 2007, 04:38:48 PM
i'd fucck the ever lovin' shit out of her.

Hell yeah dude. I'd ride that ass till the sun go down.


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on January 21, 2007, 04:39:05 PM
Everyone finds Jesus in jail , whats he's in for?


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: ribonucleic on January 21, 2007, 04:41:42 PM
If you want to share your love of Jeebus with Kelly, you can write her at:

Kelly Ryan - 1992276
3E24 Clark County Detention Center
330 South Casino Center
Las Vegas, NV 89101


"Thou shalt not kill and set the corpse on fire." - Exodus 20:7


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: The Squadfather on January 21, 2007, 04:44:03 PM
If you want to share your love of Jeebus with Kelly, you can write her at:

Kelly Ryan - 1992276
3E24 Clark County Detention Center
330 South Casino Center
Las Vegas, NV 89101


"Thou shalt not kill and set the corpse on fire." - Exodus 20:7
hahahaha, "Thou shalt not purchase 8 bottles of lighter fluid at Wal-Mart at 3 in the morning and have it captured by a security camera, Sayeth the Lord" Ezeekial 25:13


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on January 21, 2007, 04:45:07 PM
hahahaha, "Thou shalt not purchase 8 bottles of lighter fluid at Wal-Mart at 3 in the morning and have it captured by a security camera, Sayeth the Lord" Ezeekial 25:13

lol


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: Van_Bilderass on January 21, 2007, 04:45:15 PM
Great soundtrack for the clip!

HALLELUJAH!!


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: bigdumbbell on January 21, 2007, 04:59:21 PM
i taught the bible in prison for 8 months volunteer and i have never seen a bigger bunch of horney losers in my life.  guys doing their time in couples...so sweet.   they all scared and praising the lord.  after i got my dick sucked enough i said...
see ya, i'm outta here!


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: realkarateblackbelt on January 21, 2007, 05:00:01 PM
 :-\


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: tommywishbone on January 21, 2007, 05:21:26 PM
That's the worst Youtube video of all-time.


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: ribonucleic on January 21, 2007, 05:22:57 PM
That's the worst Youtube video of all-time.

This is much worse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvoKND5dlxU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvoKND5dlxU)


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: G o a t b o y on January 21, 2007, 05:26:59 PM
hahahaha, "Thou shalt not purchase 8 bottles of lighter fluid at Wal-Mart at 3 in the morning and have it captured by a security camera, Sayeth the Lord" Ezeekial 25:13



"Thou shalt not commit murder and be dumb enough to get caught"  Goatboy 3:14


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: Theoak* on January 21, 2007, 05:28:27 PM
Everyone finds Jesus in jail , whats he's in for?

LOL....... Treason, life without possibility of parole.


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: The True Adonis on January 21, 2007, 05:39:27 PM
haah Kelly Ryan will soon meet the frying pan.


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: ribonucleic on January 21, 2007, 05:46:18 PM
haah Kelly Ryan will soon meet the frying pan.

I doubt it. I suspect that after she loses her pre-trial motion to compel the state to pay for her expert witnesses, Jeebus is going to appear to her in a vision and tell her that to atone for her sins she needs to rat out Titus in exchange for a 25-to-life sentence.


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: bigkubby on January 21, 2007, 05:52:28 PM
i love the fact that kamali rips his black soiled trunks off ummmm


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: tommywishbone on January 21, 2007, 05:54:09 PM
This is much worse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvoKND5dlxU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvoKND5dlxU)

 ;D. It's funny, I like Blink182... now I'm not so sure.


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: Croatch on January 21, 2007, 06:08:03 PM
Quote
gotta love these foxhole christians, hahahaha, she sure wasn't thinking about Jesus when she was shooting meth and gang banging bb'ers and fitness chicks.
hahah.  Yeah, another "I'm religious now", because my life is in jeopardy.  Old people are the same way.  Most feel the need to believe in something.  I just believe in myself and my monster 15" arms!
Also, what do most people in the fitness industry do to really better the world?  What a joke.  Yeah, taking tons of pills and cooking fish all day makes a huge difference...ahah  Play an instrument or something.  At least there was some artwork there, I'll say that at least.


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: bigdumbbell on January 21, 2007, 06:12:21 PM
i believe in science but became an expert on the bible because i love novels.


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on January 21, 2007, 06:16:08 PM
She must have adapted to prison life pretty well.  Prisoners are not given crayons or markers to color so she problably melted some M & M's in order to draw.  That's usually how its done


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: ribonucleic on January 21, 2007, 06:26:29 PM
She must have adapted to prison life pretty well.  Prisoners are not given crayons or markers to color so she problably melted some M & M's in order to draw.  That's usually how its done

Any more of your prison experiences you'd like to share with us? The magic of your "wedding night" in cell block D, perhaps?


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: bigdumbbell on January 21, 2007, 06:30:15 PM
She must have adapted to prison life pretty well.  Prisoners are not given crayons or markers to color so she problably melted some M & M's in order to draw.  That's usually how its done
isn't she in custody as a possible flight with no bail and not in prison yet?


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: SS on January 21, 2007, 06:43:18 PM
gotta love these foxhole christians, hahahaha, she sure wasn't thinking about Jesus when she was shooting meth and gang banging bb'ers and fitness chicks. ::)
now that sounds hot!


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: Pollux on January 21, 2007, 06:55:07 PM
She looks like Angelina Jolie.

... on crack.


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: bbinsider on January 21, 2007, 07:03:06 PM
Who's the fat she/he with the the mic? That's just plain disgusting.


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: Board_SHERIF on January 21, 2007, 08:09:32 PM
If you want to share your love of Jeebus with Kelly, you can write her at:

Kelly Ryan - 1992276
3E24 Clark County Detention Center
330 South Casino Center
Las Vegas, NV 89101


"Thou shalt not kill and set the corpse on fire." - Exodus 20:7

What is her email addy ? writing letters and posting is so 1980's..


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: torquemada on January 22, 2007, 03:47:38 AM
Teddy bears and butterflies...that's so adorable.



















She's in for murder, right?


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: D-bol on January 22, 2007, 04:43:57 AM
At least she wont be ass raped in jail.  Craig got the short end of that stick

female jails are no better in that respect...I dunno exactly what is it they do (hard to imagine), but I heard its the similar level of sexual abuse as is in male prisons





Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: TheAnimal on January 22, 2007, 04:46:41 AM
female jails are no better in that respect...I dunno exactly what is it they do (hard to imagine), but I heard its the similar level of sexual abuse as is in male prisons




doesn't seem possible


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: Playboy on January 22, 2007, 06:44:01 AM
She looks like Angelina Jolie.
Angelina Jolie is a 10 out of 10. This disaster is about a 4 out of 10 at best.

PB


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: nycbull on January 22, 2007, 06:49:56 AM
i taught the bible in prison for 8 months volunteer and i have never seen a bigger bunch of horney losers in my life.  guys doing their time in couples...so sweet.   they all scared and praising the lord.  after i got my dick sucked enough i said...
see ya, i'm outta here!

you must have been a great teacher  ::).. your just as bad as they are dude, you were supposed to be there to help.


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: blinky on January 22, 2007, 06:50:18 AM
This is much worse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvoKND5dlxU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvoKND5dlxU)

saddam with the yankee's cap   ;D

priceless


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: nycbull on January 22, 2007, 06:51:35 AM
The church is filled with sinners.


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: D-bol on January 22, 2007, 06:54:20 AM
can anyone brief me (2-3 sentances) on why titus and ryan are sentenced? heard they wacked someone...sorry, I was away from all the bbing scene for 3 years before 2006...



Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 22, 2007, 06:57:32 AM
If you want to share your love of Jeebus with Kelly, you can write her at:

Kelly Ryan - 1992276
3E24 Clark County Detention Center
330 South Casino Center
Las Vegas, NV 89101


"Thou shalt not kill and set the corpse on fire." - Exodus 20:7

ROFL..classic


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: blinky on January 22, 2007, 06:58:15 AM
they killed a girl. put her in the trunk of one of their cars and set the car on fire in the desert.


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: D-bol on January 22, 2007, 09:15:21 AM
they killed a girl. put her in the trunk of one of their cars and set the car on fire in the desert.

why?



Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: Bindare_Dundat on January 22, 2007, 09:29:07 AM
why?



bored


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: The Heckler on January 22, 2007, 09:59:12 AM
Looks like she's faking a religious "conversion" to make herself look not guilty.  ::)


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: Thin Lizzy on January 22, 2007, 10:03:21 AM
If you want to know why bodybuilding is in such an abysmal state, check out what's interviewing Kelly in this clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQShu1l5IIo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQShu1l5IIo)


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: The Heckler on January 22, 2007, 10:05:10 AM
If you want to know why bodybuilding is in such an abysmal state, check out what's interviewing Kelly in this clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQShu1l5IIo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQShu1l5IIo)

epic stream of pus spewing out of the she-beast's belly button


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: Top Dog on January 22, 2007, 10:46:09 AM
What the hell was that thing interviewing Kelly? Can anyone say Gh gut?  And the voice, come to think of it, Kelly's voice was a little deep too.  I've heard Kelly in the past and she didn't sound like that. She also seemed to have difficulty getting the words through those collagen lips.


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: Top Dog on January 22, 2007, 01:44:01 PM
 ::)


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: Board_SHERIF on January 22, 2007, 01:49:35 PM
What the hell was that thing interviewing Kelly? Can anyone say Gh gut?  And the voice, come to think of it, Kelly's voice was a little deep too.  I've heard Kelly in the past and she didn't sound like that. She also seemed to have difficulty getting the words through those collagen lips.

Wasn't that thing "Dusty Rhodes" the wrestler from the 80's ??


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: tommywishbone on January 22, 2007, 02:01:57 PM
Dusty Rhodes aka The American Dream. One of the greats ;D


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: Board_SHERIF on January 22, 2007, 02:06:30 PM
Dusty Rhodes aka The American Dream. One of the greats ;D

Haa yes - remember playboy buddy rose ?  ;D


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: tommywishbone on January 22, 2007, 02:59:48 PM
"Playboy Buddy Rose"? Man, that's a great name, but I don't remember him. He does sound cool. ;D

I found him.... cool!

www.playboybuddyrose.com (http://www.playboybuddyrose.com) ;D


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 22, 2007, 07:44:53 PM
That guy is looking huge


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: shockandawe on January 23, 2007, 09:14:41 AM
What an odd thread!  First I'm looking at a friggin caterpillar or butterfly with a sassy, smiling mouth on some prison letter (odd enough as it is) and then I'm looking at kamali doing some pathetic dance to Travis Barker & Co. looking SO SAD, then some cheesey ass Chippendale's crap starts, and he rips off his stinky sac-soaked thong, and then some discourse on how a guy went to prison, and got his dick sucked enough and decided to leave and say See ya' suckers! Then... some how-to on making crayons out of M&M's 

W T F ??    ::) ::) ::)
Now I'm not so sure about ANYTHING!

Oh, I have to weigh in... Playboy Buddy Rose, Rowdy Roddy and a few others used to train at a gym in Portland I once went to.  Those old timers are odd ducks, but funny.


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: shockandawe on January 23, 2007, 09:27:11 AM
Now THAT is odd!  ;D ;D ;D




Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: svtmuscle on January 23, 2007, 09:35:37 AM
ahh haha your getting the chairrrrr bitch!


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: legbreaker on January 23, 2007, 09:45:49 AM
female jails are no better in that respect...I dunno exactly what is it they do (hard to imagine), but I heard its the similar level of sexual abuse as is in male prisons





Haha, not even close.  Female jails are not even remotely close to the same levels of danger, physically, sexually or even emotional trauma that male prison present.  With the exception of the mental cases, most women group together and become sort of a support system for each other.  In male prisons they are devious and manipulating...guys will piss in shampoo bottles and squirt it in your mouth when you sleep....they are nut cases and you can not even remotely compasre the two....I bet most guys that did time in a real prison would consider a female prison a country club.


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: Montague on January 23, 2007, 01:18:12 PM
At least she wont be ass raped in jail.  Craig got the short end of that stick

I'm sure that Craig has gotten the end of quite a few sticks by now.


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: IronGame on January 25, 2007, 10:28:57 AM
Dusty Rhodes aka The American Dream. One of the greats ;D

Funky like a Monkey Baby!! (with Dusty Rhodes lisp)


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: buffalo on January 28, 2007, 11:26:23 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X802IjBleKA


BARF!


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: calfzilla on July 04, 2008, 03:54:48 AM
I think kelly looks better in prison than when she was free and competing. 


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: OneBigMan on July 07, 2008, 01:41:33 PM
I think kelly looks better in prison than when she was free and competing. 

Since you mentioned that, I'll mention this. I still have a old tape of that now canceled show named "American Muscle" which was on ESPN. It was actually from 1998 which was a late night episode during early AM hours I luckily recorded after a memorable night at a wedding I was invited to.

Ms.Ryan was on there and had a major segment on the episode discussing her career and how to market fitness at a attainable mainstream level. Too bad having such a successful occupation in this industry turned into what it did in a very criminal way.


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: MidniteRambo on July 11, 2008, 09:33:23 AM
hahahaha, "Thou shalt not purchase 8 bottles of lighter fluid at Wal-Mart at 3 in the morning and have it captured by a security camera, Sayeth the Lord" Ezeekial 25:13

Ezekiel 25:17

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."   BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!



Title: Re: Kelly Ryan's Letters from Inside Jail
Post by: Montague on July 11, 2008, 03:28:39 PM
Since you mentioned that, I'll mention this. I still have a old tape of that now canceled show named "American Muscle" which was on ESPN. It was actually from 1998 which was a late night episode during early AM hours I luckily recorded after a memorable night at a wedding I was invited to.

Ms.Ryan was on there and had a major segment on the episode discussing her career and how to market fitness at a attainable mainstream level. Too bad having such a successful occupation in this industry turned into what it did in a very criminal way.

Do you attribute that behavior/incident to their success?
Not that the Titus’ were at or even near the level of a Howard Hughes or Michael Jackson, but many times it seems that the more power, wealth, and fame people acquire, the more fvcked up eccentric they become.

I believe that many folks have an odd side that lays dormant within them, and those oddities manifest – to certain degrees – if and when the time allows.
In other words, maybe some people are as “eccentric” as they can afford to be.