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Title: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: scooter on January 22, 2007, 09:19:04 PM: There are alot of them but my personal favorites are

Mike Tyson
Your not man enough to fuck with me
or
I'll Fuck you till you love me

Dennis Green
If you want to crown crown their asses but they are who we thought they were
Title: Re: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: Scimowser on January 23, 2007, 09:04:54 AM: Kevin Keegans "I will love it................" ;D
Title: Re: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: Dos Equis on January 23, 2007, 09:47:37 AM: Good thread. One of my favorites:

"The other team's quarterback must go down. And he must go down hard."

Al Davis
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Post by: Scimowser on January 23, 2007, 10:01:37 AM: Tyson to Lennox Lewis

"im going to eat your children"

Ken Shamrock to Tito

"Im going to beat you"
Title: Re: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: Dos Equis on January 23, 2007, 10:07:46 AM: Most anything from Chris Berman.
Title: Re: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: Tre on January 23, 2007, 10:49:13 AM: Jim Mora's "Playoffs" rant

Allen Iverson on "Practice"
Title: Re: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: MidniteRambo on January 23, 2007, 02:42:55 PM: (1) Namath's "guarantee" that the jets would win Super Bowl III

(2) Namath to Susie Kolber on national TV, drunk, saying "I want to kiss you."
Title: Re: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: MidniteRambo on January 23, 2007, 02:47:40 PM: I forgot one: Tarver to Roy Jones after the referee asked if either had any questions and Tarver asked Jones "Do you have any excuses tonight Roy?"
Title: Re: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: Dos Equis on January 23, 2007, 02:52:19 PM: Quote from: Tre on January 23, 2007, 10:49:13 AM
Jim Mora's "Playoffs" rant

lol. Playoffs?!?!?!
Title: Re: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: Option D on January 23, 2007, 02:55:23 PM: Quote from: MidniteRambo on January 23, 2007, 02:47:40 PM
I forgot one: Tarver to Roy Jones after the referee asked if either had any questions and Tarver asked Jones "Do you have any excuses tonight Roy?"

Roy Jones to Benard Hopkins..."60%-40% to beat yo ass"
Title: Re: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: Option D on January 23, 2007, 02:56:53 PM: Winslow after miami game "they trying to kill me...im gon kill them...im a solda."
Title: Re: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: Option D on January 23, 2007, 03:00:31 PM: Mike tyson after some fight

Interviewer: there were spectulations that you were injured while training

Tyson: yea i broke my back doing sit ups with a 25lb plate

Interviewer: was it lumbar, or a nerve thing

Tyson: Spinal
Title: Re: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: MidniteRambo on January 23, 2007, 03:01:28 PM: Quote from: Beach Bum on January 23, 2007, 02:52:19 PM
lol. Playoffs?!?!?!

That may be the funniest for sure. I can hear it over and over in that commercial with that Mickey Mouse voice of his.
Title: Re: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: Dos Equis on January 23, 2007, 03:09:01 PM: Quote from: MidniteRambo on January 23, 2007, 03:01:28 PM
That may be the funniest for sure. I can hear it over and over in that commercial with that Mickey Mouse voice of his.

Yep.

From Jerry Glanville when he was in the NFL, to an official during a game:

"The NFL stands for 'Not For Long' if you keep making calls like that!"
Title: Re: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: body88 on January 23, 2007, 03:09:39 PM: Quote from: Beach Bum on January 23, 2007, 10:07:46 AM
Most anything from Chris Berman.

BAAAK, BAAAAAK, BAAAAK ,BAAAAK ,BAAAAK ,BAAAAAK ( SAID IN THE BERMAN VOICE.)
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Post by: The Showstoppa on January 23, 2007, 03:36:52 PM: "Ali doesn't have parkinson's....he has Frazieritis from too many Frazier shots to the head." --- Joe Frazier
Title: Re: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: Dos Equis on January 23, 2007, 03:48:00 PM: Quote from: body88 on January 23, 2007, 03:09:39 PM

BAAAK, BAAAAAK, BAAAAK ,BAAAAK ,BAAAAK ,BAAAAAK ( SAID IN THE BERMAN VOICE.)

Rumblin, bumblin, stumblin

And he could . . . go . . . all . . . the . . . way!

[The Curly whoop when someone jukes a player]
Title: Re: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: body88 on January 23, 2007, 04:14:39 PM: Quote from: Beach Bum on January 23, 2007, 03:48:00 PM
Rumblin, bumblin, stumblin

And he could . . . go . . . all . . . the . . . way!

[The Curly whoop when someone jukes a player]

Good stuff.
Title: Re: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: bmacsys on January 23, 2007, 04:26:42 PM: Any quote Yogi Berra ever made!
Title: Re: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: Camel Jockey on January 23, 2007, 07:52:52 PM: Quote from: bmacsys on January 23, 2007, 04:26:42 PM
Any quote Yogi Berra ever made!

AMEN! I mean the guy was a walking quote maker! Even younger guys can apperciate his the shit that came outta his mouth..
Title: Re: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: Faust on January 24, 2007, 01:27:35 AM: Johan Cruijff - Was one of the best soccer player evers. His best stuff is in dutch so it's hard to translate it.

Actually I never make a mistake, because it takes a huge effort for me to make a mistake.

Soccer is simple, but it is difficult to play simple.

Sometimes something's got to happen before something is going to happen.

Italians can't win the game against you, but you can lose the game against the Italians.

"I don't want to be a thief of my own wallet" on moving from Ajax Amsterdam to Barcelona.

"Dan moet je twee dingen goed scheiden. Laten we ze dan apart behandelen, het realistische en het idealistische. Realistische kom je dan aan, en dat is het waarom je het wel of niet doet. Realistische is dat iedereen wie mij een beetje na staat - in het voetballen, buiten het voetballen - die hebben op twee basisredenen, dus gezondheid en het prestige in het voetballen, eigenlijk 99 procent afgeraden om daar naartoe te gaan. Om realistische dingen. Ten eerste de manier zoals het Nederlands elftal voetbalt, is Van Basten er wel of niet bij. Wat ken je winnen, als trainer realistisch gesproken, en, allerbelangrijkste, wat krijg je over je heen als het niet lukt. Nou, daar hebben we een klein voorproefje van gehad denk ik de laatste twee weken. Dus wat dat aangaat hebben ze geen ongelijk gehad. Kan alleen maar erger worden. En wat zie je dan, kom je aan het positieve, wat ken je wel halen. Er is maar één mogelijkheid (Van Dorp: "Ik vind dat je nu wel een beetje zielig zit te doen.") Cruijff vervolgt: Nee helemaal niet, want ik kom direct in het tweede gedeelte. Ten eerste praat je over geld, en geld is realistisch, dus als je dan een realistische oplossing gaat zoeken, zit ik die kant op te praten, het eerste gedeelte, nog niet het tweede gedeelte. Als je dan op een gegeven moment een prijs voor iets moet af maken, om op je geld terug te komen, dan praat je dus voor en tegen, dat is normaal, dan praat je niet over het graag willen, want dat is het realistische, praat je over het andere. Nou, de andere kant is niks positiefs te vinden, tenzij je dus zegt wat je ken worden, wereldkampioen, maar voor de rest dus ook helemaal niks. Alles wat erna komt, is afbreken, en nou goed dat is één."
Title: Re: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: Hedgehog on January 24, 2007, 02:49:21 AM: Zlatan Ibrahimovic: "There's only one Zlatan".

-Hedge
Title: Re: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: bmacsys on January 24, 2007, 05:40:05 AM: Quote from: big_mal on January 23, 2007, 02:56:53 PM
Winslow after miami game "they trying to kill me...im gon kill them...im a solda."

What a waste of talent. I know his dad and he is nothing like his son.
Title: Re: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: pumpster on January 24, 2007, 11:08:31 AM: Theismann's one of the best analysts, there aren't many good ones. Almost all of today's announcers are useless whereas he adds a lot. However, this is a classic from long ago:

"You don't have to be a genius, someone like John Einstein, to understand football."
Title: Re: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: Option D on January 24, 2007, 11:09:10 AM: Quote from: bmacsys on January 24, 2007, 05:40:05 AM
What a waste of talent. I know his dad and he is nothing like his son.

I think maybe his dad appreciates it more. Being the son of a Hall of Famer and playing th same position at the university might make you a bit ungrateful.
Title: Re: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: MidniteRambo on January 25, 2007, 08:41:04 AM: "in the fight between Joe Frazier and George Foreman in Kingston, Jamaica in 1973. When Foreman knocked Frazier to the mat, Cosell yelled out

'Down Goes Frazier! Down Goes Frazier! Down Goes Frazier!!'

This became one of the most famous lines in sports history."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Cosell
Title: Re: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: UPINTHEMGUTS on January 25, 2007, 09:14:51 AM: Quote from: bmacsys on January 24, 2007, 05:40:05 AM
What a waste of talent. I know his dad and he is nothing like his son.

What do you mean a waste of talent? Didn't he have a breakout year this year? He caught over 80 balls this year. Last time I checked, that's a pretty good year for an NFL tight end these days.......and he's only 23???

He's also currently and NFL player, playing in the league. Outside of that stupid knee injury he had on that motorcycle, my question is what is he currently wasting?
Title: Re: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: MidniteRambo on January 25, 2007, 01:06:05 PM: OK, I'm overcontributing to this topic. Big deal, it's fun.

How about "Do you believe in miracles?" when the 1980 U.S. Hockey Team beat the Ruskies?
Title: Re: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: Dos Equis on January 25, 2007, 01:12:12 PM: Quote from: MidniteRambo on January 25, 2007, 08:41:04 AM
"in the fight between Joe Frazier and George Foreman in Kingston, Jamaica in 1973. When Foreman knocked Frazier to the mat, Cosell yelled out

'Down Goes Frazier! Down Goes Frazier! Down Goes Frazier!!'

This became one of the most famous lines in sports history."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Cosell

One of my all-time favorites. I must say this about once a month. :)
Title: Re: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: Scimowser on January 25, 2007, 01:39:51 PM: “Dan Severn couldn't finish a decent sized hamburger, much less a fight!”

Ken Shamrocks words before Severn beat him by decision after 30 minutes ;D
Title: Re: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: Diesel1 on January 25, 2007, 03:32:31 PM: "Some of the crowd are on the pitch, they think it's all over... It is now."

1966 world cup final. England 4-2 West Germany
Title: Re: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: Fury on January 25, 2007, 03:34:07 PM: Quote from: Scimowser on January 25, 2007, 01:39:51 PM
“Dan Severn couldn't finish a decent sized hamburger, much less a fight!”

Ken Shamrocks words before Severn beat him by decision after 30 minutes ;D

Ken's good for about 300 of these.

"I'm going to beat him into a living death."
Title: Re: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: K-1 on January 27, 2007, 06:27:54 AM: Alvin Mack LB

"Hit the Tight end so hard his girlfriend dies!"
"KILL EVERYBODY!"
"Let's open up a can of whoop a$$, and kill em all........Let the paramedics sort em out!"
"Im'ma bust yo gut open and watch you DIE!"
"Look at me mutha phucka before I pill yo cap!"
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Post by: slaveboy1980 on January 27, 2007, 07:40:01 AM: mohammed ali: ME WE
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Post by: Cap on January 27, 2007, 10:09:53 AM: STARTING DEFENSE!!!! PLACE AT THE TABLE!!!!!
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Post by: Dos Equis on January 27, 2007, 10:35:17 AM: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!
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Post by: slaveboy1980 on January 27, 2007, 10:38:01 AM: anus mcmanus
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Post by: Dos Equis on January 27, 2007, 11:08:32 AM: I'm pretty! I'm bad! And I can't possibly be beat! . . . I'm a bad man!

M. Ali
Title: Re: Most memorable sports quotes
Post by: bmacsys on January 27, 2007, 11:36:28 AM: Quote from: UPINTHEMGUTS on January 25, 2007, 09:14:51 AM
What do you mean a waste of talent? Didn't he have a breakout year this year? He caught over 80 balls this year. Last time I checked, that's a pretty good year for an NFL tight end these days.......and he's only 23???

He's also currently and NFL player, playing in the league. Outside of that stupid knee injury he had on that motorcycle, my question is what is he currently wasting?

He is always making DUMB comments. Maybe even more than T.O. He has never taken the game seriously. This year he caught 89 balls for a lousy team who's offense centered around him. He acts like he has a handful of Superbowl rings.