The best are usually when a dog lifts his leg on someone like goatboy in shorts & boat shoes.
Kick my dog....& he'd rip your leg off after he pee'd on it
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Well, if a large dog started peeing on my leg, I'd be justified in kicking it. If, in response to my kick, the dog then tried to attack me, I'd be 100% legally justified in drawing and using my weapon.
Moral of the story: keep your damn dog and its weak bladder away from me.
This 200 word story could of been translated to 'my dog pissed on my floor'
poor reading comprehension skills? :)No... i just don't relate 'funny story' to 'my dog pissed it self'
epic gimmick account
I agree....this noc resembles a few ijits on here.
Glad you're posting here....I know anywhere else you would just get deleted
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No actually everywhere else the 'mods' don't rule with an iron fist like you.
PETA employee of the week ::)
iron fist?
Did I delete your shit moron?
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6-7 of my posts been removed.
Who removes them is irrelevant.
Iron fist mods are present here 'moron'
iron fist?
Did I delete your shit moron?
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