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i saw something today that was both horrifically disturbing yet hilarious at the same time...i still cannot believe what i saw.
ok i was at work. one of my coworkers goes to use the restroom at the end of the hall but after a second he bursts out, first horrified but then laughing histerically. he says theres the biggest shit in the world in there. one by one several of my other coworkers go in for a look. and one by one they come out, faces pale like they've just witnessed someone getting fed through a woodchipper. i dont think much of it at this point i just think 'ok so theres a big turd in there it cant that big of a deal'....they were all shocked and told me i had to see it. said it was like 3 soda cans stacked on top of each other.
so...i went to look. i approached the stall. ill never forget what i saw. i took one glance, my face dropped immediately and i literally ran out of there.
this ...THING was (this is completely without exaggeration) simply inhuman. he base was resting on the hole cause they had tried to flush it several times but it didnt even move. the top was well clear of the water. it was one single peice, about 15-17 inches long and about a FULL FOUR INCHES in DIAMETER. DEAD SERIOUS. i cannot believe that this THING could have come out of a human being at least not without causing serious internal injuries. this had to be the biggest turd in the whole world
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So why didn't you take a picture? ::)
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How much does Bush weigh?
...oops, sorry, you did say human didn't you. never mind.
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Are you sure it wasn't a muslim dwarf having a wash in the toilette? They're renowned for it.
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i saw something today that was both horrifically disturbing yet hilarious at the same time...i still cannot believe what i saw.
ok i was at work. one of my coworkers goes to use the restroom at the end of the hall but after a second he bursts out, first horrified but then laughing histerically. he says theres the biggest shit in the world in there. one by one several of my other coworkers go in for a look. and one by one they come out, faces pale like they've just witnessed someone getting fed through a woodchipper. i dont think much of it at this point i just think 'ok so theres a big turd in there it cant that big of a deal'....they were all shocked and told me i had to see it. said it was like 3 soda cans stacked on top of each other.
so...i went to look. i approached the stall. ill never forget what i saw. i took one glance, my face dropped immediately and i literally ran out of there.
this ...THING was (this is completely without exaggeration) simply inhuman. he base was resting on the hole cause they had tried to flush it several times but it didnt even move. the top was well clear of the water. it was one single peice, about 15-17 inches long and about a FULL FOUR INCHES in DIAMETER. DEAD SERIOUS. i cannot believe that this THING could have come out of a human being at least not without causing serious internal injuries. this had to be the biggest turd in the whole world
You guys have way too much free time.
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i saw something today that was both horrifically disturbing yet hilarious at the same time...i still cannot believe what i saw.
ok i was at work. one of my coworkers goes to use the restroom at the end of the hall but after a second he bursts out, first horrified but then laughing histerically. he says theres the biggest shit in the world in there. one by one several of my other coworkers go in for a look. and one by one they come out, faces pale like they've just witnessed someone getting fed through a woodchipper. i dont think much of it at this point i just think 'ok so theres a big turd in there it cant that big of a deal'....they were all shocked and told me i had to see it. said it was like 3 soda cans stacked on top of each other.
so...i went to look. i approached the stall. ill never forget what i saw. i took one glance, my face dropped immediately and i literally ran out of there.
this ...THING was (this is completely without exaggeration) simply inhuman. he base was resting on the hole cause they had tried to flush it several times but it didnt even move. the top was well clear of the water. it was one single peice, about 15-17 inches long and about a FULL FOUR INCHES in DIAMETER. DEAD SERIOUS. i cannot believe that this THING could have come out of a human being at least not without causing serious internal injuries. this had to be the biggest turd in the whole world
AHAHAHAHA!
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Don't you have a camera phone? Could have taken a picture or two.
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It was Vince Goodrum Swimming.
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It varies between 190 and 235
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i saw something today that was both horrifically disturbing yet hilarious at the same time...i still cannot believe what i saw.
ok i was at work. one of my coworkers goes to use the restroom at the end of the hall but after a second he bursts out, first horrified but then laughing histerically. he says theres the biggest shit in the world in there. one by one several of my other coworkers go in for a look. and one by one they come out, faces pale like they've just witnessed someone getting fed through a woodchipper. i dont think much of it at this point i just think 'ok so theres a big turd in there it cant that big of a deal'....they were all shocked and told me i had to see it. said it was like 3 soda cans stacked on top of each other.
so...i went to look. i approached the stall. ill never forget what i saw. i took one glance, my face dropped immediately and i literally ran out of there.
this ...THING was (this is completely without exaggeration) simply inhuman. he base was resting on the hole cause they had tried to flush it several times but it didnt even move. the top was well clear of the water. it was one single peice, about 15-17 inches long and about a FULL FOUR INCHES in DIAMETER. DEAD SERIOUS. i cannot believe that this THING could have come out of a human being at least not without causing serious internal injuries. this had to be the biggest turd in the whole world
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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one of my coworkers took a pic but theres no way i was going to stand before It long enough to take a picture. besides i have no desire to re-live the Horror ever again
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;D
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what's even scarier is the fact that there was no toilet paper in there with it. Whoever let a "Goodrum", left without wiping also. Is it lunch time yet?
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Sounds like an awesome sight! Poor janitor, might have to use oven cleaner to get the skid marks out of the bowl.
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AHAHAHAHA!
::) When I first read this thread, I thought... STella is gonna love this post. I was right. ;D
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Don't you have a camera phone? Could have taken a picture or two.
Yes my point exactly, this guy is lying!
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I think you guys should have called an emergency meeting...
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I think you guys should have called an emergency meeting...
we were considering putting up a sign out front and charging admission.
it was alot like this, only one single piece-and even bigger:
http://www.flurl.com/item/Biggest_turd_Ive_ever_seen_u_118200/
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we were considering putting up a sign out front and charging admission.
it was alot like this, only one single piece-and even bigger:
http://www.flurl.com/item/Biggest_turd_Ive_ever_seen_u_118200/
I am in shock.
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::) When I first read this thread, I thought... STella is gonna love this post. I was right. ;D
:)
Yes my point exactly, this guy is lying!
I believe him....but in a 3 inch diameter.
4 was a little greedy.
one of my coworkers took a pic but theres no way i was going to stand before It long enough to take a picture. besides i have no desire to re-live the Horror ever again
"stand before 'It'" lol ;D
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One of my co-workers was telling me of where she used to work, somebody had gone to the bathroom, and left shit all over the the whole stool, the walls, and plumbing. Like she had grenade explode in her ass as she was on the stool. Everybody came to look, and started gagging,but nobody claim it. My co-worker said she saw some fecal matter on one woamn's dress, and whisper that is her, well, that lady slipped out to clean up the mess
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One of my co-workers was telling me of where she used to work, somebody had gone to the bathroom, and left shit all over the the whole stool, the walls, and plumbing. Like she had grenade explode in her ass as she was on the stool. Everybody came to look, and started gagging,but nobody claim it. My co-worker said she saw some fecal matter on one woamn's dress, and whisper that is her, well, that lady slipped out to clean up the mess
haha, fuck me, you'd die inside :o
I had a group of friends that were into shitting in bushes, even if they were 2 minutes away from their houses :-X
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I had a group of friends that were into shitting in bushes, even if they were 2 minutes away from their houses :-X
Nice
A friend's girlfriend came out of the bar with us at night with no one else around and thought nothing of walking behind the car and calmly lifting dress, squatting down and getting to business. :-\ Not a hint of embarassment even with 3 or 4 others there. Really bizarre.
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My co-worker said she saw some fecal matter on one woamn's dress, and whisper that is her, well, that lady slipped out to clean up the mess
What a piece of shit so to speak to act like a lunatic and avoid blame until forced to deal with it. Should've been completely embarassed after, with everyone told who it was.
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Nice
A friend's girlfriend came out of the bar with us at night with no one else around and thought nothing of walking behind the car and calmly lifting dress, squatting down and getting to business. :-\ Not a hint of embarassment even with 3 or 4 others there. Really bizarre.
I've heard of lot about people shitting themselves after a night on the razz.
A friend told me he shit himself whilst shagging his missus. Another one told me his dad shit himself in the bar while on a night out... fucking classy.
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What a piece of shit so to speak to act like a lunatic and avoid blame until forced to deal with it. Should've been completely embarassed after, with everyone told who it was.
Ironic, huh? My co-worker had said, tht it didn't look lile a human could do that, and if they did, how could they survive. The janitors weren't going to clean it up.
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go looking for the fat cnts in your office i suppose, then just make some passing comment hahaha
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Did the "Goodrum" smell? Did it have peanuts in it? It was probably the fat woman in the office that let the "goodrum". but after it didnt flush, she panicked.
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Did the "Goodrum" smell? Did it have peanuts in it?
A little too interested in the details.. :-X
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sharpton and jesse jackson are the two biggest pieces of shit ever
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Everyone who posted in this thread is a legend......... I laughed so loud some hag that works with me gave me the evil "get back to work" stare.
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i once saw a pretty decent size turd in the bowl after one of my friends took a dump and forgot to flush! pretty disgusting if u ask me! :P
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if it pokes out of the water then thats some serious deuce
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if it pokes out of the water then thats some serious deuce
Or could be a bowl-winder.
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I want to find a giant turd like that before i die :'(