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Title: Squadfather
Post by: Paul Allen on July 14, 2007, 08:15:11 AM
I've been reading your posts, and unlike most around here, i can understand your sense of humor.  One thing I've noticed is you seem to know your geography pretty well, and hell even racial make ups of towns, down to the street corners.

Did you travel a lot as a kid?  Were you in the armed forces?
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Zaney on July 14, 2007, 08:17:14 AM
I've been reading your posts, and unlike most around here, i can understand your sense of humor.  One thing I've noticed is you seem to know your geography pretty well, and hell even racial make ups of towns, down to the street corners.

Did you travel a lot as a kid?  Were you in the armed forces?

He's from the slums of bombay, india.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Mars on July 14, 2007, 08:18:13 AM
He's a taxi driver.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: The Squadfather on July 14, 2007, 08:19:36 AM
I've been reading your posts, and unlike most around here, i can understand your sense of humor.  One thing I've noticed is you seem to know your geography pretty well, and hell even racial make ups of towns, down to the street corners.

Did you travel a lot as a kid?  Were you in the armed forces?
no not a military kid but i have traveled a lot both in and out of the country and i absolutely love geography, i look at maps and road atlases for fun while i eat or watch TV.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: kyomu on July 14, 2007, 08:22:44 AM
no not a military kid but i have traveled a lot both in and out of the country and i absolutely love geography, i look at maps and road atlases for fun while i eat or watch TV.
What country have ever been?
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: SirTraps on July 14, 2007, 08:29:04 AM
Dave, do you own a lot of electric train sets ? Do you enjoy scouting ?

                  ;D
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: The Squadfather on July 14, 2007, 08:30:40 AM
What country have ever been?
Europe, Middle East, Australia.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Mars on July 14, 2007, 08:31:28 AM
where have you been in the middle east Dave?
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: The Squadfather on July 14, 2007, 08:32:29 AM
where have you been in the middle east Dave?
Lebanon, Israel, Syria, Jordan, Egypt.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: SirTraps on July 14, 2007, 08:34:09 AM
Id like to see Australia.  Ive been to Europe, i think our cousins across the pond have a better living situation than we do.  8)
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Big N on July 14, 2007, 08:35:16 AM
I've been reading your posts, and unlike most around here, i can understand your sense of humor.  One thing I've noticed is you seem to know your geography pretty well, and hell even racial make ups of towns, down to the street corners.

Did you travel a lot as a kid?  Were you in the armed forces?

I agree as well, his sense of humor does sound "educated" as in his BB stereotypes and making fun of other people does have some type of reality behind it. Most of the people on getbig don't even make sense with their "funny" stuff. But this guy squadfather believe it or not does have an intellectual sense of humor.

I give credit where it's due.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Zaney on July 14, 2007, 08:35:37 AM
Lebanon, Israel, Syria, Jordan, Egypt.

what the shit were u doin in these places
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: The Squadfather on July 14, 2007, 08:35:58 AM
Id like to see Australia.  Ive been to Europe, i think our cousins across the pond have a better living situation than we do.  8)
i don't think so, of all the places i've been the good 'ol USA is the best, things are too cramped and expensive in Europe.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: The Squadfather on July 14, 2007, 08:38:08 AM
what the shit were u doin in these places
keep in mind that this is pre 9/11 that we're talking about, 1987-88 so the climate wasn't that bad then, my folks had a lot of money and we traveled a lot during summers.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Livewire on July 14, 2007, 08:38:41 AM
you ever been to dubai, india?
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Mars on July 14, 2007, 08:38:50 AM
why didn't you visit saddams Iraq?
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: The Squadfather on July 14, 2007, 08:40:34 AM
why didn't you visit saddams Iraq?
hahahahah, i wasn't that brave. ;D
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: kyomu on July 14, 2007, 08:44:30 AM
Europe, Middle East, Australia.
Have you been in Barcelona?
If you come here, call me. Lets lift some heavy iron.(Doesnt sound gay doest it?)
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: The Squadfather on July 14, 2007, 08:46:32 AM
Have you been in Barcelona?
If you come here, call me. Lets lift some heavy iron.(Doesnt sound gay doest it?)
no, i really, really wanted to go there but we only went to Madrid and only for less than a day and it's been 15 years or so since we went but Spain was beautiful.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: dodster on July 14, 2007, 08:49:08 AM
I've been reading your posts, and unlike most around here, i can understand your sense of humor.  One thing I've noticed is you seem to know your geography pretty well, and hell even racial make ups of towns, down to the street corners.

Did you travel a lot as a kid?  Were you in the armed forces?

hi SF!!! ::)
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Mars on July 14, 2007, 08:49:35 AM
hahahahah, i wasn't that brave. ;D

a man of your caliber could have shaken the hand of his excellency's son and maybe become his bodyguard.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: dodster on July 14, 2007, 08:50:20 AM
yes he is quite funny, im not really bothered about the physique, he does know the stereotypes quite well.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: SirTraps on July 14, 2007, 08:51:07 AM
Europe is generally safe, clean and i cant seem to find Cabrini Green or Compton on my European map.   ;D

     Not to mention i havent seen this guy in charge of any Euro Gubmints.  ;D

         (http://www.defensetech.org/images/cheney_grimace.jpg)
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: jpm101 on July 14, 2007, 08:53:21 AM
Can we say Google Earth for SquadFather? With 11,206 post and counting (since 10-24-06) where does the time for travel come in? That would include all major holidays, when he's on GetBig 24/7. Just a lonely guy and the only social contract he has is going on line here to try and get noticed. And do not give us the BS of having a wireless lap top when ever SF supposedly travels anywhere. Or maybe SF actually lives in East ST. Louis on a mental disability pension and is afraid to go out among the  brothers of color. Safer in the halfway house with his own. Hope this helps.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Mars on July 14, 2007, 08:54:26 AM
"jpm101" you are skating on thin ice.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: The Squadfather on July 14, 2007, 08:56:11 AM
Can we say Google Earth for SquadFather? With 11,206 post and counting (since 10-24-06) where does the time for travel come in? That would include all major holidays, when he's on GetBig 24/7. Just a lonely guy and the only social contract he has is going on line here to try and get noticed. And do not give us the BS of having a wireless lap top when ever SF supposedly travels anywhere. Or maybe SF actually lives in East ST. Louis on a mental disability pension and is afraid to go out among the  brothers of color. Safer in the halfway house with his own. Hope this helps.
hahahaha dude i'm 35 years old and traveled a lot when i was a kid and still living at home, sounds like you're upset that i called you out on the History board for bragging about having monster lifts but having no picture posted.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: chainsaw on July 14, 2007, 09:02:22 AM
Lebanon, Israel, Syria, Jordan, Egypt.

So I guess you're racial slurs are from experience, and we should take you very seriously.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Lord Humungous on July 14, 2007, 09:04:02 AM
I've been reading your posts, and unlike most around here, i can understand your sense of humor.  One thing I've noticed is you seem to know your geography pretty well, and hell even racial make ups of towns, down to the street corners.

Did you travel a lot as a kid?  Were you in the armed forces?

Sarcasm has puffed peters across the globe.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: The Squadfather on July 14, 2007, 09:04:30 AM
Sarcasm has puffed peters across the globe.
hahahahahahaha, ok "lord".
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Lord Humungous on July 14, 2007, 09:09:23 AM
hahahahahahaha, ok "lord".

Gees it took ya long enough fairy princess
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: XFACTOR on July 14, 2007, 09:10:14 AM
Have you been in Barcelona?
If you come here, call me. Lets lift some heavy iron.(Doesnt sound gay doest it?)

You're in Barcelona???  Sweet I lived there for a year.  Hablas Catalan.  A mi no, este idioma es muy dificil para mi.  Solamente espanol.

I did my junior year at the unviercity of barcelona.  I did not want to leave.  One of the best experiences of my life.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Mars on July 14, 2007, 09:12:06 AM
You're in Barcelona???  Sweet I lived there for a year.  Hablas Catalan.  A mi no, este idioma es muy dificil para mi.  Solamente espanol.

I did my junior year at the unviercity of barcelona.  I did not want to leave.  One of the best experiences of my life.

Offcourse you lived there ::)
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: XFACTOR on July 14, 2007, 09:13:56 AM
Offcourse you lived there ::)

Are you serious?  Why the hell would I lie about that? 
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Mars on July 14, 2007, 09:15:21 AM
just kidding with you big man  ;D
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: James Blunt on July 14, 2007, 09:15:26 AM
Gayer tha driving a Jetta while listening to Linkin Park eating bon bons and talking on your Iphone.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Livewire on July 14, 2007, 09:16:04 AM
Can we say Google Earth for SquadFather? With 11,206 post and counting (since 10-24-06) where does the time for travel come in? That would include all major holidays, when he's on GetBig 24/7. Just a lonely guy and the only social contract he has is going on line here to try and get noticed. And do not give us the BS of having a wireless lap top when ever SF supposedly travels anywhere. Or maybe SF actually lives in East ST. Louis on a mental disability pension and is afraid to go out among the  brothers of color. Safer in the halfway house with his own. Hope this helps.

squadfather is more important to you than free time on your saturday.

he owns you.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: XFACTOR on July 14, 2007, 09:16:55 AM
Gayer tha driving a Jetta while listening to Linkin Park eating bon bons and talking on your Iphone.

Hey easy, I want an Iphone.  Linkin Park and Bon bons are gay though.  
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: XFACTOR on July 14, 2007, 09:23:20 AM
no, i really, really wanted to go there but we only went to Madrid and only for less than a day and it's been 15 years or so since we went but Spain was beautiful.

Question for you.  You do seem pretty bright, which is pretty relieving for this site.  Are you prejudice?  That surprises me that you would be, due to being well travelled and pretty well versed in a lot of your posts.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: James Blunt on July 14, 2007, 09:25:18 AM
Hey easy, I want an Iphone.  Linkin Park and Bon bons are gay though.  

How about gayer than snorting coke off richard simmons' dick
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: XFACTOR on July 14, 2007, 09:30:55 AM
How about gayer than snorting coke off richard simmons' dick

That is pretty fucking gay.  LOL

Coke= :)
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Zaney on July 14, 2007, 09:51:25 AM
squadfather

how the fuck u managed to post so much shit on getbig?? you got a PC attached to u whereever u walk? what the hell u work for a living?
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Mars on July 14, 2007, 10:11:38 AM
squadfather

how the fuck u managed to post so much shit on getbig?? you got a PC attached to u whereever u walk? what the hell u work for a living?

he owns a chickenfarm.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: pumpster on July 14, 2007, 10:17:37 AM
you ever been to dubai, india?
Dubia india has some good getbig accounts.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: bigdumbbell on July 14, 2007, 10:19:48 AM
squadfather

how the fuck u managed to post so much shit on getbig?? you got a PC attached to u whereever u walk? what the hell u work for a living?
he has the iphone and a great plan
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Joey Tito on July 14, 2007, 10:22:36 AM
he owns a chickenfarm.

Is it possible for you to write posts that actually make sense?
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: pumpster on July 14, 2007, 10:24:15 AM
Can we say Google Earth for SquadFather? With 11,206 post and counting (since 10-24-06) where does the time for travel come in? That would include all major holidays, when he's on GetBig 24/7. Just a lonely guy and the only social contract he has is going on line here to try and get noticed. And do not give us the BS of having a wireless lap top when ever SF supposedly travels anywhere. Or maybe SF actually lives in East ST. Louis on a mental disability pension and is afraid to go out among the  brothers of color. Safer in the halfway house with his own. Hope this helps.

Recent shots of old coot "jpms" 1/16 ROMs
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Mars on July 14, 2007, 10:26:30 AM
Is it possible for you to write posts that actually make sense?

no.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Joey Tito on July 14, 2007, 10:27:20 AM
no.

At least you're honest.

Anyway, you should get back to the Saddam Hussein role playing crap.  It's geeky, but it's more exciting than those senseless botched English one-liners you spew out now.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: SteelePegasus on July 14, 2007, 10:27:53 AM
hahahaha dude i'm 35 years old and traveled a lot when i was a kid and still living at home, sounds like you're upset that i called you out on the History board for bragging about having monster lifts but having no picture posted.

you are 35y/o and look like shit..total waste of a life....I know many 35y/o who barely workout and own you
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Master Blaster on July 14, 2007, 11:24:56 AM
squadfather is more important to you than free time on your saturday.

he owns you.

Ha!
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: jpm101 on July 14, 2007, 11:26:59 AM
Livewire: Actually I am sitting in my patio this saturday morning and making out individual  progress reports with my HP laptop, supplied to me by the Californian  educational system. Eating a bagel and drinking coffee. Very tedious writing all this stuff out, so I jump to this site from time to time. Had almost a week off so have to catch up with my work.

SquadFather, as plainly seen, is an emotional cripple...sorry to say. Existing in a land of make believe. Enough said on my part. It is pityfull though. In past times, he might have been locked away.

The Pumpster feels threaten by anyone who might have a different opinion or a little more knowledge than he. Almost seems to be  jealous of these types of people. Too bad.  Also he is  concerned with age, so I am thinking he is in his late '50 or early '60. Age really seems to bother him quite a bit. I just had my 35th birthday a little while back, so not quite in the old cote class yet. Hope this helps.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: triple_pickle on July 14, 2007, 11:57:17 AM
ill learn you how to survive in the snow.

stay on the board bro, we'll teach you proper english
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Mars on July 14, 2007, 12:52:40 PM
At least you're honest.

Anyway, you should get back to the Saddam Hussein role playing crap.  It's geeky, but it's more exciting than those senseless botched English one-liners you spew out now.

Shutup Jackass.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Joey Tito on July 14, 2007, 01:02:48 PM
Shutup Jackass.

Make me, you dutch role playing queer
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Mars on July 14, 2007, 01:08:41 PM
Make me, you dutch role playing queer

i would feed you to the human shredder with feet first you little punk.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: B R on July 14, 2007, 01:28:20 PM
Gayer tha driving a Jetta while listening to Linkin Park eating bon bons and talking on your Iphone.
Brutal personal experience.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: B R on July 14, 2007, 01:29:58 PM
How about gayer than snorting coke off richard simmons' dick
As above.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Joey Tito on July 14, 2007, 02:01:50 PM
i would feed you to the human shredder with feet first you little punk.

What is a "human shredder"?  Is that one of the torture devices used in Saddam's regime? ::)
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Mars on July 14, 2007, 02:33:28 PM
What is a "human shredder"?  Is that one of the torture devices used in Saddam's regime? ::)

I think you answered your own question cumbreath.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on July 14, 2007, 02:34:02 PM
What is a "human shredder"?  Is that one of the torture devices used in Saddam's regime? ::)

How is your AIDS doing today champ? Still deadly?
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Paul Allen on July 14, 2007, 04:00:06 PM

SquadFather, as plainly seen, is an emotional cripple...sorry to say. Existing in a land of make believe. Enough said on my part. It is pityfull though. In past times, he might have been locked away.



How is it plainly seen?  Can you point me to his posts that would suggest that?  How does he live in a land of make believe?  Oh you must be talking about his "ownage at the gym" stories.  Guess those flew right over your head.

You work for the California Educational System?  Well, it's a lot of illegal mexicans there, so I guess they'll hire anyone just to keep them off the streets to "teach".
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Big Worm on July 14, 2007, 04:05:44 PM
Lebanon, Israel, Syria, Jordan, Egypt.
Geez!!! So you're a world wide guy.. Good for you..I thought you were a local knob slobber ?
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: climber on July 14, 2007, 04:24:08 PM
Geez!!! So you're a world wide ####.. Good for you..I thought you were a local knob slobber ?
have you never been out of your hometown?
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Master Blaster on July 14, 2007, 05:03:56 PM
How is it plainly seen?  Can you point me to his posts that would suggest that?  How does he live in a land of make believe?  Oh you must be talking about his "ownage at the gym" stories.  Guess those flew right over your head.

You work for the California Educational System?  Well, it's a lot of illegal mexicans there, so I guess they'll hire anyone just to keep them off the streets to "teach".

I actually really miss his ownage at the gym stories. (am I the only one?  :o )
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: gordiano on July 14, 2007, 05:12:51 PM
Lebanon, Israel, Syria, Jordan, Egypt.

No Dubai, India?  ???
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Joey Tito on July 14, 2007, 06:42:33 PM
I think you answered your own question cumbreath.

Thanks, "taco meat" ::)
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Pete Nice on July 14, 2007, 07:36:56 PM
Squadfather=GetBig

SF and Waddy keep it alive
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Bast000 on July 14, 2007, 07:37:27 PM
Squadfather=GetBig

SF and Waddy keep it alive

hi
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Big Worm on July 14, 2007, 07:43:13 PM
have you never been out of your hometown?
Are you a "climber" of the cocks ??  If yes...don't you have a cock to climb?
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on July 14, 2007, 07:59:15 PM
no not a military kid but i have traveled a lot both in and out of the country and i absolutely love geography, i look at maps and road atlases for fun while i eat or watch TV.
haha thought i was the only wierdo like that.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Pete Nice on July 14, 2007, 08:14:39 PM
hi

Do bears shit in the woods??
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Bast000 on July 14, 2007, 08:16:24 PM
Do bears shit in the woods??

muscle bears? I think they shit on each other's chests.  I could be wrong though.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Playboy on July 20, 2007, 01:34:32 PM
Lebanon, Israel, Syria, Jordan, Egypt.
Thats awesome....just imagine a sick double bi or most muscular pic with the pyramids behind you.

Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Man of Steel on July 20, 2007, 02:40:52 PM
I think you answered your own question cumbreath.

AHAHAHAHAAH!!! "cumbreath"
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Camel Jockey on July 20, 2007, 04:25:48 PM
That's why I don't call out Squadfather.. I like his sense of humor and his jokes. His jokes are regular and are intertwined with good general knowledge.

I'd say he's a pretty cultured guy who likes to speak his mind. Nothing wrong with that, although some here take him seriously and go nuts.  ;D
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: NJ_Slinky on July 20, 2007, 05:10:10 PM
keep in mind that this is pre 9/11 that we're talking about, 1987-88 so the climate wasn't that bad then, my folks had a lot of money and we traveled a lot during summers.

hahaha, you really were that fat little Griswald kid, Rusty.

Sparky - Ferrari
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: NJ_Slinky on July 20, 2007, 05:11:56 PM
Make me, you dutch role playing queer

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: The Squadfather on July 20, 2007, 05:15:58 PM
hahaha, you really were that fat little Griswald kid, Rusty.

Sparky - Ferrari
hahahahahaha, i was SKINNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYY as a rail as a kid.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: NJ_Slinky on July 20, 2007, 05:22:26 PM
hahahahahaha, i was SKINNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYY as a rail as a kid.

hahaha, so are 78% of the twinks on this board.

good shit on the traveling.
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Bluto on December 03, 2007, 03:15:34 AM
"i look at maps and road atlases for fun while i eat or watch TV."

Haha I get the sense that Squadfather is "slightly" retarded  :D
Title: Re: Squadfather
Post by: Bluto on December 03, 2007, 03:26:39 AM
"where have you been in the middle east Dave?
Lebanon, Israel, Syria, Jordan, Egypt."'

 ::)

squadfathers love for everything arab is overwhelming!