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Title: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: onlyme on April 02, 2008, 10:30:29 AM
What would you do
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: Mars on April 02, 2008, 10:31:28 AM
pose in the mirror all day and go hook some hot bitches at the beach.
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: Tre on April 02, 2008, 10:33:35 AM
"Hemlock."
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: TrueGrit on April 02, 2008, 10:36:13 AM
What would you do

Queen Vissy. Bareback, no lube.
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: medz zeppelin on April 02, 2008, 10:36:39 AM
hangout with mexicans
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: Team Diver on April 02, 2008, 10:37:07 AM
What would you do

Bro, honestly, dreaming about this is useless. Accept yourself as you are and live YOUR life! Otherwise you will never ever be a happy man! And one more thing: Goodrum's life may be glamourous on the surface, but he has bad days too! Heads up my friend!
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: Mars on April 02, 2008, 10:42:21 AM
i would be curious how these celebrity clients live and checking out their mansions from the inside, and i would experience how it feels to live the dream.
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: benz on April 02, 2008, 10:46:10 AM
suicide
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: Petrucci on April 02, 2008, 11:08:19 AM
suicide

+1
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: bodybuilder1234 on April 02, 2008, 11:18:40 AM
id go on a fkin diet lol
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: Beener on April 02, 2008, 11:20:34 AM
suicide

I dont get it, when i made a thread like this about HowieW it got deleted...
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: medz zeppelin on April 02, 2008, 11:20:52 AM
id go on a fkin diet lol
how would you get the black off?
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: Beener on April 02, 2008, 11:48:48 AM
how would you get the black off?

Hm is that disease michael jackson has sexually transmitted?
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: dr.chimps on April 02, 2008, 12:20:44 PM
"Hemlock."
"Crito, we owe a cock to Asclepius. Do pay it. Don't forget."  Very apt.  ;)
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: Monster81 on April 02, 2008, 12:45:59 PM
+1
+2
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on April 02, 2008, 12:50:35 PM
Host a Rainbow party
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: onlyme on April 02, 2008, 01:42:25 PM
I dont get it, when i made a thread like this about HowieW it got deleted...

Cause Goodrum is Getbig's whipping post.  He even rags on our "god" Ron Avidan and no one does that and gets away with it.
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: Mars on April 02, 2008, 02:20:04 PM
Cause Goodrum is Getbig's whipping post.  He even rags on our "god" Ron Avidan and no one does that and gets away with it.

how did he get away with that?
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: Melvin Goodrum on April 02, 2008, 04:08:20 PM
Most of the people around here would never have the balls to post under their real name.

Most people around here would never have the balls to call out someone "namely Derek Anthony or Billy Guns" and actually show up.


Most people around here don't have the balls to be self-employed and open and operate a business.

Most people around here have never made a 6 figure income, nor 5 figure, or even a 1 figure income as they are mostly children who still suck on their mother's nipples and live with their parents.



Hope that helps.....




PS.  Onlyme, you would have to lose about 400 pounds to even match my weight.  You would also have to have the cardiac capacity to do any of my free time activities I do every week,  like the 10 mile hike me and Vissy did in the Smoky Mountains today.  Your fat ass would be complaining before you got out of the car....if you could fit in it to begin with.  So shut the fuck up and get some g' damn liposuction.   


Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: Melvin Goodrum on April 02, 2008, 04:11:29 PM
Bro, honestly, dreaming about this is useless. Accept yourself as you are and live YOUR life! Otherwise you will never ever be a happy man! And one more thing: Goodrum's life may be glamourous on the surface, but he has bad days too! Heads up my friend!


I enjoy life and live it to the fullest.  If you never make your dreams reality, then you'll never be anything.
   
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: The Squadfather on April 02, 2008, 04:13:16 PM
hahahhahaa, are you claiming to make a six figure income Vince?
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: The Biggest User on April 02, 2008, 04:46:59 PM
did you have a picnic vince?
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: Melvin Goodrum on April 02, 2008, 04:47:11 PM
hahahhahaa, are you claiming to make a six figure income Vince?


I used to work as a mortgage broker for a company called Homegold & Carolina Investors so yes I am quite familar with making a six figure income. 

However, the company I worked for WAS CAROLINA INVESTORS.
(Google and found out what happenned)

When the company went bankrupt, I was lied to and was never paid my commissions or salary and ended up with over $60,000 dollars in debt that was drawing 28% interest.

Suffice to say, rather than being a little bitch and filing for bankruptcy, I handled my shit.   I sold my car, and pawn my furniture, TV, stereo, and everything in the house that wasn't nailed down.  Along with running Caliber Fitness, I worked at Blevins loading trucks as well as doing security on the weekends for American Security.  I worked 7 days a week 80-100 hours a week for 5 years to pay off the majority of the debt. 



At this point and time, I'm not pulling 6 figures but am making a modest income running my business.  The only thing I now owe on is just my college loans and that's it.  My car and property holdings are paid in full and I don't have to work any full time jobs anymore.





Which brings me to my next thing.....I don't make claims.  I speak the truth.   

Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: The Biggest User on April 02, 2008, 04:49:16 PM
Gotta respect a dude who buckles down and pays his shit off, especially a spook. good deal.
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: sgt. d on April 02, 2008, 04:53:23 PM
Most of the people around here would never have the balls to post under their real name.

Most people around here would never have the balls to call out someone "namely Derek Anthony or Billy Guns" and actually show up.


Most people around here don't have the balls to be self-employed and open and operate a business.

Most people around here have never made a 6 figure income, nor 5 figure, or even a 1 figure income as they are mostly children who still suck on their mother's nipples and live with their parents.



Hope that helps.....




PS.  Onlyme, you would have to lose about 400 pounds to even match my weight.  You would also have to have the cardiac capacity to do any of my free time activities I do every week,  like the 10 mile hike me and Vissy did in the Smoky Mountains today.  Your fat ass would be complaining before you got out of the car....if you could fit in it to begin with.  So shut the fuck up and get some g' damn liposuction.   




negro please ::)
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: chaos on April 02, 2008, 05:01:12 PM
negro please ::)
Brutal pot meet kettle, Sean Rey. ;D
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: onlyme on April 02, 2008, 06:04:33 PM
Most of the people around here would never have the balls to post under their real name.

Most people around here would never have the balls to call out someone "namely Derek Anthony or Billy Guns" and actually show up.


Most people around here don't have the balls to be self-employed and open and operate a business.

Most people around here have never made a 6 figure income, nor 5 figure, or even a 1 figure income as they are mostly children who still suck on their mother's nipples and live with their parents.



Hope that helps.....




PS.  Onlyme, you would have to lose about 400 pounds to even match my weight.  You would also have to have the cardiac capacity to do any of my free time activities I do every week,  like the 10 mile hike me and Vissy did in the Smoky Mountains today.  Your fat ass would be complaining before you got out of the car....if you could fit in it to begin with.  So shut the fuck up and get some g' damn liposuction.   




Why are you so hard on yourself Vince.  And did you and the Queen reenact your favorite scene from Brokeback Mountain.  Vince no matter how bad I might look now I am still better off than.  You have not one thing that has ever happen to you or you have had that I would ever want. Your life compared to mine is like comparing a corpse to a newborn.  You have lived your whole life looking like shit and you have the rest of your life looking like that.  Dude no matter what hell I have been through, I would not trade it for what you have had in your past or in your pathetic future.  If god look at me today and said Keith do you want to look like you do now for the rest of your life or look like Goodrum and lead his life. I would without a doubt or hesitation pick the way I look now.  You have not one good quality about you, and that has to suck.  I am getting back in shape and financially I am flying so take it from there.  But remember, I have had a shitty life for less than 8 years, you had a shitty life forever.  That must suck
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: onlyme on April 02, 2008, 06:08:35 PM

I used to work as a mortgage broker for a company called Homegold & Carolina Investors so yes I am quite familar with making a six figure income. 

However, the company I worked for WAS CAROLINA INVESTORS.
(Google and found out what happenned)

When the company went bankrupt, I was lied to and was never paid my commissions or salary and ended up with over $60,000 dollars in debt that was drawing 28% interest.

Suffice to say, rather than being a little bitch and filing for bankruptcy, I handled my shit.   I sold my car, and pawn my furniture, TV, stereo, and everything in the house that wasn't nailed down.  Along with running Caliber Fitness, I worked at Blevins loading trucks as well as doing security on the weekends for American Security.  I worked 7 days a week 80-100 hours a week for 5 years to pay off the majority of the debt. 



At this point and time, I'm not pulling 6 figures but am making a modest income running my business.  The only thing I now owe on is just my college loans and that's it.  My car and property holdings are paid in full and I don't have to work any full time jobs anymore.





Which brings me to my next thing.....I don't make claims.  I speak the truth.   



hahahahahahaha  You NEVER made a six figure income in the Carolinas as a mortgage anything you fucking liar.  Maybe the company you worked for did but as an individual you never made that kind of money.  No way NO how.  Were you a white guy just got black because of how much you are full of shit.  Keep em coming Goodrum you are one funny fucker.

And your security job paid really well too.  Are you going to tell us you made a ton of dough being a security guard.
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: Vince B on April 02, 2008, 06:29:46 PM
Melvin Goodrum is a good bullshitter. He can bullshit all day long!
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: Melvin Goodrum on April 03, 2008, 06:32:23 AM
Why are you so hard on yourself Vince.  And did you and the Queen reenact your favorite scene from Brokeback Mountain.  Vince no matter how bad I might look now I am still better off than.  You have not one thing that has ever happen to you or you have had that I would ever want. Your life compared to mine is like comparing a corpse to a newborn.  You have lived your whole life looking like shit and you have the rest of your life looking like that.  Dude no matter what hell I have been through, I would not trade it for what you have had in your past or in your pathetic future.  If god look at me today and said Keith do you want to look like you do now for the rest of your life or look like Goodrum and lead his life. I would without a doubt or hesitation pick the way I look now.  You have not one good quality about you, and that has to suck.  I am getting back in shape and financially I am flying so take it from there.  But remember, I have had a shitty life for less than 8 years, you had a shitty life forever.  That must suck


You look better than me.....yea....ok.....lol

Keith, you're the one that's bitter talking about me all day.  You obviously have no self control or willpower which is why you look like the Stay Puff Marshmellow. 

My life is great and it only gets better.  You're just one cupcake away from a heart attack.  You're problably so fat that if you ever had one, they would use a car battery and some jumper cable to start your fat ass up.

Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: Melvin Goodrum on April 03, 2008, 06:33:35 AM
Melvin Goodrum is a good bullshitter. He can bullshit all day long!


Vince, I suppose you're waiting for the school bell to ring at 3 so you can personally greet all the children.
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: HTexan on April 03, 2008, 07:20:54 AM
Which brings me to my next thing.....I don't make claims.  I speak the truth.   

Like you lied about not being gay for how long?  ::)
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: Mars on April 03, 2008, 07:50:36 AM
are you gay Melvin? is it true what Htexan says?
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: The Biggest User on April 03, 2008, 07:52:26 AM
are you gay Melvin? is it true what Htexan says?

what do you have in mind for him "mars"?
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: Tre on April 03, 2008, 09:39:07 AM
are you gay Melvin?

Ever seen him with a woman?
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: Bast175 on April 03, 2008, 05:01:25 PM
What would you do
Better to be goodrum then a 600 pound morbidly obese middle aged man with no family.
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: jason armstrong on April 03, 2008, 05:09:36 PM
hahahahahahaha  You NEVER made a six figure income in the Carolinas as a mortgage anything you fucking liar.  Maybe the company you worked for did but as an individual you never made that kind of money.  No way NO how.  Were you a white guy just got black because of how much you are full of shit.  Keep em coming Goodrum you are one funny fucker.

And your security job paid really well too.  Are you going to tell us you made a ton of dough being a security guard.
ha ha ahahhahahahahahaha
goodbumm forgot a decimalplace.... more like 3 figures per year  9,000.000

goodbum you are in the impoverished sector of the US.

Don't forget the flea market tables onlyme ...that had to be a gold mine!!!!!! :D
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: Vince B on April 03, 2008, 06:00:37 PM
Melvin boasted that he was getting married not so long ago. Is that legal in those southern hills?  
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: HTexan on April 04, 2008, 07:50:59 AM
Melvin boasted that he was getting married not so long ago. Is that legal in those southern hills?  
truthful vince was just lying again.
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: rk272727 on April 04, 2008, 09:08:23 AM

I used to work as a mortgage broker for a company called Homegold & Carolina Investors so yes I am quite familar with making a six figure income. 

However, the company I worked for WAS CAROLINA INVESTORS.
(Google and found out what happenned)

When the company went bankrupt, I was lied to and was never paid my commissions or salary and ended up with over $60,000 dollars in debt that was drawing 28% interest.

Suffice to say, rather than being a little bitch and filing for bankruptcy, I handled my shit.   I sold my car, and pawn my furniture, TV, stereo, and everything in the house that wasn't nailed down.  Along with running Caliber Fitness, I worked at Blevins loading trucks as well as doing security on the weekends for American Security.  I worked 7 days a week 80-100 hours a week for 5 years to pay off the majority of the debt. 



At this point and time, I'm not pulling 6 figures but am making a modest income running my business.  The only thing I now owe on is just my college loans and that's it.  My car and property holdings are paid in full and I don't have to work any full time jobs anymore.





Which brings me to my next thing.....I don't make claims.  I speak the truth.   


you speak the truth then why do you take it in the ass and suck it afterwards you fat piece of coco
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: onlyme on April 04, 2008, 10:32:12 AM
Better to be goodrum then a 600 pound morbidly obese middle aged man with no family.

I didn't know you weighed 600 lbs.  And if you weren;t so gay and such a loser maybe you wold have a family.  Get your shit together.
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: Melvin Goodrum on April 04, 2008, 10:33:30 AM
Melvin boasted that he was getting married not so long ago. Is that legal in those southern hills?  


We're going to the same place you won your pathetic title actually. 
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: Melvin Goodrum on April 04, 2008, 10:44:20 AM
ha ha ahahhahahahahahaha
goodbumm forgot a decimalplace.... more like 3 figures per year  9,000.000

goodbum you are in the impoverished sector of the US.

Don't forget the flea market tables onlyme ...that had to be a gold mine!!!!!! :D

Its not impoverished, its just a Mayberry-like town in the Great Smoky Mountains.  My expenses are far less than what it was in Greenville, SC and the living is much better.  No smog, no road rage or heavy traffic.  Just some slow and easy living and I'm not far from other major cities.  I'm 1 hour away from Atlanta, 30 miles from Pigeon Forge, TN, and 1 hr away from my home town of Asheville, NC.  And I love the flea markets around here, in fact there's actually 6 different ones in the area.  I enjoy getting fresh produce straight from a local farm instead of some grocery store and the butcher shop around here can get me the best flank steak cut the way I want it plus he'll process any deer I shoot as well. 

Best of all, just 15 minutes away from Cherokee.  You can learn a lot being on the reservation and if I want some entertainment, I can go to Harrah's Casino.
 
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: Vince B on April 04, 2008, 02:25:21 PM
Are you seriously getting married in Canada? Congratulations!
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: Bast175 on April 04, 2008, 03:42:26 PM
I didn't know you weighed 600 lbs.  And if you weren;t so gay and such a loser maybe you wold have a family.  Get your shit together.
Atleast you can count on your ignorance and self denial to maintain stability..... or you can count on those 400 pound thunder thighs to keep your top from tipping over.  ;D
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: sgt. d on April 04, 2008, 04:22:42 PM
Atleast you can count on your ignorance and self denial to maintain stability..... or you can count on those 400 pound thunder thighs to keep your top from tipping over.  ;D

leafybuy kill yourself.
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: HTexan on April 04, 2008, 07:38:39 PM
Are you seriously getting married in Canada? Congratulations!
he not get married, he was just lying to seem straight. vince your not truthful, your a lying con artist. you that helps ;)
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: Epic_Monster on April 04, 2008, 08:36:38 PM
What would you do

Donate my body to science!!
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: E N A N T H A T O R on April 04, 2008, 08:41:44 PM
Its not impoverished, its just a Mayberry-like town in the Great Smoky Mountains.  My expenses are far less than what it was in Greenville, SC and the living is much better.  No smog, no road rage or heavy traffic.  Just some slow and easy living and I'm not far from other major cities.  I'm 1 hour away from Atlanta, 30 miles from Pigeon Forge, TN, and 1 hr away from my home town of Asheville, NC.  And I love the flea markets around here, in fact there's actually 6 different ones in the area.  I enjoy getting fresh produce straight from a local farm instead of some grocery store and the butcher shop around here can get me the best flank steak cut the way I want it plus he'll process any deer I shoot as well. 

Best of all, just 15 minutes away from Cherokee.  You can learn a lot being on the reservation and if I want some entertainment, I can go to Harrah's Casino.
 
I didn't think they liked your kind (black and gay) in that part of the country.
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: Gym dude on April 04, 2008, 09:02:38 PM
If I was Vince Goodrum I would take photos of the hot chicks at the beach.
Title: Re: If you had to be Goodrum
Post by: JohnnyVegas on April 04, 2008, 09:05:52 PM
Most of the people around here would never have the balls to post under their real name.

Most people around here would never have the balls to call out someone "namely Derek Anthony or Billy Guns" and actually show up.


Most people around here don't have the balls to be self-employed and open and operate a business.

Most people around here have never made a 6 figure income, nor 5 figure, or even a 1 figure income as they are mostly children who still suck on their mother's nipples and live with their parents.

Hope that helps.....

PS.  Onlyme, you would have to lose about 400 pounds to even match my weight.  You would also have to have the cardiac capacity to do any of my free time activities I do every week,  like the 10 mile hike me and Vissy did in the Smoky Mountains today.  Your fat ass would be complaining before you got out of the car....if you could fit in it to begin with.  So shut the fuck up and get some g' damn liposuction.   

That was a pretty good come back.  ::)