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Title: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
Post by: mass 04 on June 01, 2008, 09:14:00 PM
man with titties
loves to grab the kiddies

obese pedophile
hasn't seen his penis in a while

wearing Mickey Mouse
gaurantees no women in your house

his flabby chest
makes it easy for his boyfriend to rest

all the guys travel to Sneaky Dees
because plumpy loves to please


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Post by: Camel Jockey on June 02, 2008, 02:32:27 PM
hahaha

I doubt he would able to grasp a fortune cookie with his chubby fingers.
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Post by: dan18 on June 02, 2008, 04:51:17 PM
hahaha

I doubt he would able to grasp a fortune cookie with his chubby fingers.
The same way this fucker grabs his penis same size im sure...hes an angry man.
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Post by: CAPTAIN INSANO on June 02, 2008, 04:57:19 PM
Pumphard....


Hurries the most
to delete those posts.
Title: Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
Post by: mass 04 on June 02, 2008, 06:06:09 PM
fatso lonely so he stay up late
he not so attracted to kids under eight

pedo so poor he live above gay bar
lucky for him his dates have little legs and can walk far

pumphards body very sickly
he go to playground and is very picky
Title: Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
Post by: mass 04 on June 02, 2008, 07:19:36 PM
pumphard is fatter than most
he never explained what happen to four posts
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Post by: pumphard on June 03, 2008, 05:49:35 AM
and then you wonder why i call you geeks.............
Title: Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
Post by: mass 04 on June 03, 2008, 07:34:08 AM
pumphard deluded, he think fat is muscle
I watch Dateline to see if him and Chris Hansen tussle
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Post by: haider on June 03, 2008, 08:24:18 PM
LMAO @ this thread!!!

keep it coming  ;D
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Post by: perfect zen on June 03, 2008, 08:37:28 PM
Confucius say:

Man who live in house of glass
Should not have big giant ass

Me hopee that helpee

18 29 16 45 10 3
Title: Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on June 03, 2008, 09:25:40 PM

HAHAHAHAHAAHAH  Mass you must be a standup comic or sumthin...this shit is priceless. ;D
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Post by: d0nny2600 on June 04, 2008, 01:07:22 AM
Mass this is gold!
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Post by: pumphard on June 04, 2008, 06:03:12 AM
HAHAHAHAHAAHAH  Mass you must be a standup comic or sumthin...this shit is priceless. ;D
You sound like such a dumb huckleberry, no wonder the main Y guys want nothin to do with you..............hahahah ahaha
Title: Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
Post by: mass 04 on June 04, 2008, 07:31:20 AM
You sound like such a dumb huckleberry, no wonder the main Y guys want nothin to do with you..............hahahah ahaha
haahahaah

pumphard try to sound tough with dumb movie reference
we all know he hate women, young boys are his preference.
Title: Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on June 04, 2008, 08:32:57 AM
haahahaah

pumphard try to sound tough with dumb movie reference
we all know he hate women, young boys are his preference.

 ;D

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=217723.msg3027840#msg3027840
Title: Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
Post by: Zaphod on June 04, 2008, 09:21:27 AM
haahahaah

pumphard try to sound tough with dumb movie reference
we all know he hate women, young boys are his preference.

Hahahah, brutal ego destroying thread from the mass master! :D
Title: Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
Post by: _bruce_ on June 04, 2008, 03:58:55 PM
hahahaha - great rhymes.

now mine ....

shriveled balls of seedy power,
a drop of lube, pink pedo-shower,
alone at home, and penispumping
"kid was so sweet, but had to dump it",
slowly tracing, another toddler
short volunteer for baby-shocker,
depraved of lust, he's moving on
if he had family, he would fuck his son,
now saliva foaming cock-godzilla
he needs a victim, the baby-driller,
all pump ed up, entering kindergarten,
as children flee, his pencil hardens
"don't run away, sweet little girls",
"my penis tastes like Disneyworld"
aroused as hell, no kid escapes,
what follows now, is worse than rape
one after one, deflowering lecture,
most kids explode, all anal fracture,
he's lust fullfilled, he's heading home,
now logging on..... getbig . com

 :'( :'( :'(








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Post by: mass 04 on June 04, 2008, 07:13:33 PM
hahahaha - great rhymes.

now mine ....

shriveled balls of seedy power,
a drop of lube, pink pedo-shower,
alone at home, and penispumping
"kid was so sweet, but had to dump it",
slowly tracing, another toddler
short volunteer for baby-shocker,
depraved of lust, he's moving on
if he had family, he would fuck his son,
now saliva foaming cock-godzilla
he needs a victim, the baby-driller,
all pump ed up, entering kindergarten,
as children flee, his pencil hardens
"don't run away, sweet little girls",
"my penis tastes like Disneyworld"
aroused as hell, no kid escapes,
what follows now, is worse than rape
one after one, deflowering lecture,
most kids explode, all anal fracture,
he's lust fullfilled, he's heading home,
now logging on..... getbig . com

 :'( :'( :'(









HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

I guess i started battle rapping by accident.  :P
Title: Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on June 04, 2008, 07:36:51 PM
hahahaha - great rhymes.

now mine ....

shriveled balls of seedy power,
a drop of lube, pink pedo-shower,
alone at home, and penispumping
"kid was so sweet, but had to dump it",
slowly tracing, another toddler
short volunteer for baby-shocker,
depraved of lust, he's moving on
if he had family, he would fuck his son,
now saliva foaming cock-godzilla
he needs a victim, the baby-driller,
all pump ed up, entering kindergarten,
as children flee, his pencil hardens
"don't run away, sweet little girls",
"my penis tastes like Disneyworld"
aroused as hell, no kid escapes,
what follows now, is worse than rape
one after one, deflowering lecture,
most kids explode, all anal fracture,
he's lust fullfilled, he's heading home,
now logging on..... getbig . com

 :'( :'( :'(










BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Great to see more good bros joining the anti-pedophilepumphard cause.
Title: Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
Post by: pumphard on June 05, 2008, 08:33:45 AM
What a week I'm having in the markets, and poor panda spends all day cleaning sewers and entertaining his twinks.................. .................hahahah ahahaha
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Post by: d0nny2600 on June 05, 2008, 08:39:34 AM
What a week I'm having in the markets, and poor panda spends all day cleaning sewers and entertaining his twinks.................. .................hahahah ahahaha
::)
Title: Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
Post by: mass 04 on June 05, 2008, 08:54:10 AM
What a week I'm having in the markets, and poor panda spends all day cleaning sewers and entertaining his twinks.................. .................hahahah ahahaha
pumphard's posts boring, they make me snooze
some people collect stamps, he collect boy's underoos.
Title: Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on June 05, 2008, 09:06:51 AM
pumphard's posts boring, they make me snooze
some people collect stamps, he collect boy's underoos.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  This is my favorite mass04 gem so far ;D
Title: Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
Post by: pumphard on June 05, 2008, 12:32:35 PM
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  This is my favorite mass04 gem so far ;D
keep cleaning those sewers
Title: Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on June 05, 2008, 12:46:00 PM
keep cleaning those sewers

Seriously, where do you come up with this lame unfunny shit ??? ::)
Title: Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
Post by: pumphard on June 05, 2008, 01:00:25 PM
Seriously, where do you come up with this lame unfunny shit ??? ::)
look at those disgusting fingers, either that or you just had then up zaphod's ass.................haha hahaha
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Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on June 05, 2008, 01:05:49 PM
look at those disgusting fingers, either that or you just had then up zaphod's ass.................haha hahaha

Do you ever cut your fingernails ???
Title: Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
Post by: pumphard on June 05, 2008, 01:07:16 PM
go clean your hands, you dirty, disgusting pig..................... .
Title: Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on June 05, 2008, 01:10:58 PM
go clean your hands, you dirty, disgusting pig..................... .

Grasping at straws just like you "grasp" at the pee-pee's of kids
Title: Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
Post by: pumphard on June 05, 2008, 01:25:16 PM
Grasping at straws just like you "grasp" at the pee-pee's of kids
It seems you always have kids on your mind, no wonder you surf pedo sites..............hahah ahaha

Unlike you, I have proof:
I did close it immediately, you sick fuck.  All I saw was your profile page and the fact that you had FOUR POSTS--four posts which "magically" disappeared within ten minutes of me outing you on the Y.  Gee, I wonder, was that all just a coincidence? ::)


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Post by: Zaphod on June 05, 2008, 01:44:42 PM
It seems you always have kids on your mind, no wonder you surf pedo sites..............hahah ahaha

Unlike you, I have proof:



Proof that you had an account at a pedo site? Why do you bring that up again, candy man?  ???
Title: Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
Post by: pumphard on June 05, 2008, 01:48:44 PM
Proof that you had an account at a pedo site? Why do you bring that up again, candy man?  ???
here's a pic of your dildo
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Post by: d0nny2600 on June 05, 2008, 02:32:59 PM
here's a pic of your dildo
All I see is a big dudes hand that would choke your obese neck if you ever came near it!
Title: Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
Post by: pumphard on June 05, 2008, 02:35:14 PM
All I see is a big dudes hand that would choke your obese neck if you ever came near it!
keep licking his ass, you want get lucky tonight .................hahahah aha
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Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on June 05, 2008, 02:36:12 PM
keep licking his ass, you want get lucky tonight .................hahahah aha


There you go talking about gay shit again.  Seriously, what gives ???
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Post by: pumphard on June 05, 2008, 02:42:38 PM


There you go talking about gay shit again.  Seriously, what gives ???
only when i'm talking to queers
Title: Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
Post by: mass 04 on June 05, 2008, 05:16:43 PM
pumphard have lame insults, very gay
he sicko, he think juice box and fingerpaints are foreplay.
Title: Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on June 05, 2008, 08:37:50 PM
pumphard have lame insults, very gay
he sicko, he think juice box and fingerpaints are foreplay.


LJ ALJA LAJAAJAJAJHAJHAJAAHAHAHA HAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
Post by: mass 04 on June 12, 2008, 03:01:09 PM
pumphard so easy to own, I take vacation
his favorite show is Seasame Street, not for learning, for masturbation.
Title: Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
Post by: pumphard on June 12, 2008, 03:09:10 PM
pumphard so easy to own, I take vacation
his favorite show is Seasame Street, not for learning, for masturbation.
Its a nice day, you need to get outside.................
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Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on June 12, 2008, 07:41:12 PM
pumphard so easy to own, I take vacation
his favorite show is Seasame Street, not for learning, for masturbation.

HAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   So sick but so true  HAHAHAHAHA  I can't stop laughing
Title: Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
Post by: pumphard on June 13, 2008, 03:37:55 AM
HAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   So sick but so true  HAHAHAHAHA  I can't stop laughing
Why you avoiding me calling you out on that threat you made.................... ..
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Post by: Havenbull on June 13, 2008, 06:25:59 AM
Why you avoiding me calling you out on that threat you made.................... ..

Why are you trying to talk like mass04
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Post by: pumphard on June 13, 2008, 10:02:41 AM
Why are you trying to talk like mass04
The last thing panda needs right now is another twink standing up for him...............
Title: Re: "pumphard" fortune cookies!!!
Post by: mass 04 on May 13, 2009, 11:54:32 AM
comeback pumphard. please just comeback. :'(
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Post by: kiwiol on May 13, 2009, 12:08:33 PM
ROFLMAO ;D
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Post by: d0nny2600 on May 13, 2009, 01:57:09 PM
I changed the password and forgot it sorry!