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Getbig Female Info Boards => Open Talk for Girl Discussion => Topic started by: Princess L on November 19, 2008, 07:37:26 PM
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People who don't use their blinkers.
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T.V. commercials that are louder than the show you're watching.
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People who run in front of you when a new check out lane opens and cleary you were next.
People driving slowly in the left lane.
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People who do under 110km on the hwy holding up the whole show behind them >:(
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People who go out of turn in intersections.
People who try to sue others for rediculous things.
Drunk people.
High People.
People who THINK they are tougher, cooler, etc, than they really are.
Drunk drivers.
Stupid people.
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Blue eye shadow on women, fat people in spandex, animals, cell phones in the gym, stinky people, liars, etc...
There's something important that needs to be done, I'll end up posting this reply all day, LOL!
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People who go to the gym and use all the equipment at one time, look like utter shit, have little man syndrome, use to much weight(even though its still nothing), make lots of noises even when not working out in order to get attention.
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People that cough or sneeze w/o covering their mouths in some way.
People that pick their noses when talking to you.
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animals
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People that pick their noses when talking to you.
ewwww
It grosses me out when people blow their noses in public.
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ewwww
It grosses me out when people blow their noses in public.
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I guess as long as it's not a farmer's blow ....
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>:(
? :)
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? :)
How could you possibly resist?
http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.45.swf?cid=317016
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Kids on crotch rockets way exceeding the speed limit.
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Men who grab their nuts as if it's normal and acceptable ;)
People who smoke around me and polute my fresh air space
People who let their dog shit and don't pick it up
People who have more children than they can afford and expect ME to pay for it! :)
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Wet toilet seats in public restrooms
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Men who grab their nuts as if it's normal and acceptable ;)
People who smoke around me and polute my fresh air space
People who let their dog shit and don't pick it up
People who have more children than they can afford and expect ME to pay for it! :)
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Hahahahaah! They pretend not to see them do it and casualy walk away.
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Unruly children
especially in restaurants or stores.
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Neighbors who don't tend to there yards
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Young men who wear their pants so baggy they can't even walk....ridiculous! I want to slap their mamas for letting them walk out the house like that!!!
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Neighbors who don't tend to there yards
Neighbors whos trees drop leaves all over my yard and they rake them up juuuust to their property line in the grass but leave them in mine... >:(
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I guess as long as it's not a farmer's blow ....
do I want to know?
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How could you possibly resist?
http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.45.swf?cid=317016
From the smell to the germs and constant need very few things repulse me more than animals.
I'd actually take five minutes smelling a dead body over smelling a dog or cat for 3 minutes.
Mbell,
One neighbor used to let her poop factory run loose in our yard and do the shrug shoulders move. Ended up spraying stuff on the lawn to solve the problem, apparently the smell stops them. Her husband is such a nice guy that pimp slapping her would have been a bit much.
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From the smell to the germs and constant need very few things repulse me more than animals.
I'd actually take five minutes smelling a dead body over smelling a dog or cat for 3 minutes.
What was your bad childhood experience that has caused you to feel that way? Or is it a repressed memory? You can tell us Doc. ;)
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What was your bad childhood experience that has caused you to feel that way? Or is it a repressed memory? You can tell us Doc. ;)
My sense of smell is very acute. Even hate the smell of pet food, especially moist cat food. :-X
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Unruly children
especially in restaurants or stores.
>:(
Especially kids that come to your own house...and their parent tries to let them run wild
Young men who wear their pants so baggy they can't even walk....ridiculous! I want to slap their mamas for letting them walk out the house like that!!!
Where did that look come from anyway?
do I want to know?
Not really...but there is usually one finger or knuckle involved...and one nostril (at a time) and no kleenex.
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Especially kids that come to your own house...and their parent tries to let them run wild
Where did that look come from anyway?
Not really...but there is usually one finger or knuckle involved...and one nostril (at a time) and no kleenex.
okie dokie
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Especially kids that come to your own house...and their parent tries to let them run wild
Not really...but there is usually one finger or knuckle involved...and one nostril (at a time) and no kleenex.
I am beginning to question the caliber of people you associate with ???
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I am beginning to question the caliber of people you associate with ???
lol ;D
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Stella,
That 'look' came from prison. Bottoms in prison were wearing their pants like that to show availability. Somehow that look made it to the streets, LOL!
Idiots may think it looks cool on the street but the original message means pound my butt. :)
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drkock wears low pants ! !
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drkock wears low pants ! !
Yours are probably hip huggers, top button undone and no undies. :P
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I am beginning to question the caliber of people you associate with ???
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Stella,
That 'look' came from prison. Bottoms in prison were wearing their pants like that to show availability. Somehow that look made it to the streets, LOL!
Idiots may think it looks cool on the street but the original message means pound my butt. :)
:o
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People
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All the wannabe bodybuilders walking around the Olympia/Arnold expo with their tight Affliction shirts on. ;)
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Yours are probably hip huggers, top button undone and no undies. :P
:o ;D
people that sing. More specifically to themselves while in line or on the escalator etc. Just STFU, sorry dude you aren't Beyonce. I don't want to hear you sing, see you dance, or generally be around you. I hate the mall.
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:o ;D
people that sing. More specifically to themselves while in line or on the escalator etc. Just STFU, sorry dude you aren't Beyonce. I don't want to hear you sing, see you dance, or generally be around you. I hate the mall.
What about people who try singing "Reasons" by Earth Wind & Fire?
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What about people who try singing "Reasons" by Earth Wind & Fire?
all singers. That also includes carolers (spelling?). Sing in your car (with windows up), in the shower, but not around me.
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people that wear baseball caps sideways, or have the brim of the hat flat. Grills (in mouths), spinners (the wheels not the chicks, the chicks are fine lol), Most ringtones, people that have their kids, dog, and uncle chester on the answering machine message,
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all singers.
What about whistlers? There's a guy at the gym who whistles (not in tune) very loudly to every song. Quite annoying. >:(
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women posting on bodybuild messageboards instead of being in the kitchen cooking meals for their husbands.
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What about whistlers? There's a guy at the gym who whistles (not in tune) very loudly to every song. Quite annoying. >:(
them too.
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You people have no music in your souls. >:(
Nothing's better than someone wearing headphones and singing loudly out of key or trying to pull off a falsetto except possibly when people try making guitar sounds. :)
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i also hate the "so you think you can dance, american idol, variety show bs.
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political campaign ads. All of them. Candidates should have a max of 2 million dollars, for all campaign and ad costs. This includes travel, food and lodging. If they run out of money early, too bad.
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All the wannabe bodybuilders walking around the Olympia/Arnold expo with their tight Affliction shirts on. ;)
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Also find wannabes who 'prep' hoping to 'peak' for bodybuilding shows irksome.
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Telemarketers
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Telemarketers
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You don't want to buy an extended warranty?
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OH No Michael, that's NOT you is it??? Well if it is then of course every OTHER wanna be but not you! ;)
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People who don't use their blinkers.
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I do all the time :)
I take it some one cut you off, Princess??
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OH No Michael, that's NOT you is it??? Well if it is then of course every OTHER wanna be but not you! ;)
Sure, LOL!
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I do all the time :)
I take it some one cut you off, Princess??
Nah. I don't care so much when on the freeway, changing lanes. It's the left turn, right turn, no signal that bugs me or when they get into the middle of the intersection before they signal ::).
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Nah. I don't care so much when on the freeway, changing lanes. It's the left turn, right turn, no signal that bugs me or when they get into the middle of the intersection before they signal ::).
Happened to me this morning coming into work >:( People that don't signal.
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Coffee slurpers
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Lawn ornaments
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:o ;D
people that sing. More specifically to themselves while in line or on the escalator etc. Just STFU, sorry dude you aren't Beyonce. I don't want to hear you sing, see you dance, or generally be around you. I hate the mall.
Thought of you today Migs. I was at the store and a woman was belting out "My Favorite Things" in the dairy aisle.
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oh yeah, you were thinking about me! WOOHOO! :-*
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oh yeah, you were thinking about me! WOOHOO! :-*
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I ran out of Peanut Butter. You're slacking Migs >:(
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Christmas.
st00pid holiday. Festivus should be celebrated instead or nothing!
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Christmas.
st00pid holiday. Festivus should be celebrated instead or nothing!
>:(
Don't make me challenge you to a feat of strength. >:(
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Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle and "Bob Cobb" w/their Festivus Poles
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Pic #1 The good folk at Vandalay Industries
Pic #2 Preparing for the feats of strength
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Don't make me challenge you to a feat of strength. >:(
Right after teh Airing of Grievances!!
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Pic #2 Preparing for the feats of strength
That should replace the Mr. Getbig contest!!
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Right after teh Airing of Grievances!!
It would take you too long, LOL!!
One grievance each!
Not gonna have you eat into my drinking time with a bunch of nonsense. :)
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;D
I ran out of Peanut Butter. You're slacking Migs >:(
sorry, did you remember to pick up banana's
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sorry, did you remember to pick up banana's
I just threw some bruised ones away :o
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I just threw some bruised ones away :o
umm why? Could have made banana bread, or pudding, or put a layer of peanut butter on them then roll them in grape nuts and freeze them.
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umm why? Could have made banana bread, or pudding, or put a layer of peanut butter on them then roll them in grape nuts and freeze them.
Why don't you ever do any of that stuff and surprise us >:(
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becuase i eat it all by the time i get your place...
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want some savory pumpkin soup i made?
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want some savory pumpkin soup i made?
Excellent presentation Migs!
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yeah i couldn't find the micro herbs i wanted to use so i improvised. A little drizzle of cinnamon creme fraiche
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yeah i couldn't find the micro herbs i wanted to use so i improvised. A little drizzle of cinnamon creme fraiche
gayer than christmas trees ::)
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just jealous. I can't help it if i can cook gourmet meals, serve them with class and pair it with wine. I also prefer metrosexual thank you very much...
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just jealous. I can't help it if i can cook gourmet meals, serve them with class and pair it with wine. I also prefer metrosexual thank you very much...
metrosexualer than a christmas tree ;D
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i hope you sit on a pine cone
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i hope you sit on a pine cone
hmm.....interesting......... 8)
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hmm.....interesting......... 8)
rofl
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snow
and ice too
driving in it sux
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People that cough or sneeze w/o covering their mouths in some way.
People that pick their noses when talking to you.
;D
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the weird, bizarre, creepy little 5'2" 115 pound ethiopian/sudanese/zaireian janitor at the gym who makes minutes long eye contact with people and follows people around the gym and spends WAY too much time in the male locker room cleaning the same spot for half an houe while leering at naked guys. :o
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When people at the store walk all close and hugged up on you even though there is plenty of room in the aisle to pass.
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When people at the store walk all close and hugged up on you even though there is plenty of room in the aisle to pass.
sorry, i was looking for a freebie grope
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sorry, i was looking for a freebie grope
I knews it was you I could smell peanut butter on your breath >:(
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you like it though.
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snow
and ice too
driving in it sux
When the frickin' plow comes by and leaves a huge pile at the end of the driveway I just cleaned off!
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hehe, we don't get snow.
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hehe, we don't get snow.
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(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-sarcastic-hairless-cat.jpg)
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ROFL! Hey what can I say, Atlanta rocks in that regard. It gets cold but generally not bad. Although i like to see snow.
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When people drive 5-10 mph under the speed limit in town.
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when you leave messages for people and they don't call you back :'(
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when you leave messages for people and they don't call you back :'(
:-[
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A few things...
1. Fat people who force their way onto already packed elevators
2. Older female office workers who close ranks around a young female office worker if a male gets within ten feet of her, as self-appointed guardians of her (likely long gone) virtue
3. Overzealous mall security guards
4. People who refer to their favorite sports teams' accomplishments in the first person
5. Tone-deaf coworkers who insist on singing with songs on the radio
6. Customer service operations based in India
7. Radio stations playing non-stop Christmas music starting November 1
8. Mail clerks and receptionists who mistakenly believe they are in charge of the office
9. Showing R-rated movies on commercial stations when you know they have to cut half the movie out
10. Paying over $100 for cable when 2/3 of the programming is infomercials
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the disappearing laundry sock. I'm pretty sure there is a sock troll that decides he wants a sock. I don't understand it.
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5. Tone-deaf coworkers who insist on singing with songs on the radio
Do you have video w/audio capability on your cell :D
the disappearing laundry sock. I'm pretty sure there is a sock troll that decides he wants a sock. I don't understand it.
They tend to catch a ride on sheets and towels. Sneaky little beesterds.
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stolen from :D : http://www.theinsanedomain.com/Other/events/nocheerhere/sucks.htm
People who get all offended by the saying "ho ho ho". GET OVER IT.
The shoppers. They get in the way and the stupidest always seem to find you.
The malls which become filled with stinky, sweaty, and angry people who are just as annoyed with you as you are them. Eventually, one of you will snap.
Kids screaming as they're dragged around by their parents. They see toys they want, and then cry when their parents (who are tired from the bullshit of shopping) snap at them to shut up, they cry more. Leave the brats at home!
Foods that are artificially colored red and green for the holidays.
The fatter the shopper, the larger their coat which means they block the aisle. Of course, they don't care/notice and stand their open-mouthed staring at the shelves until they're cattle-prodded into action.
Visiting family members who don't really want you there and you end up sitting there in silence for a few hours. Of course, when you are there, they will give you some stupid little gift and make some big scene about it. It's not even anything but them handing out gift cards, which while is nice on some level, you know it's not actually because they're just doing it to show off how rich they are. So you have to have some stupid little gift for them too but it can't LOOK like a stupid gift because if it is they'll give you that look like you're some cheap fucktard, which of course, you are. It's just a big mind game.
Buying shit for other people that you would never ever buy normally, like a really shitty DVD or CD by some horrible band/singer. You're ashamed just walking up to the counter and paying for it. When you explain that it's for someone in a gift exchange, the clerk gives you that half-smile to let you know she/he thinks you're really buying that lame shit for yourself.
Christmas music that loops the same damned songs over and over every 20 minutes. I'll tell you what child is this, it's the child in aisle 3 screaming it's fucking head off and if someone doesn't do something about it soon I'll snap it's head off.
Commercials trying to push damn cell phones on you like it's the greatest thing. Sell them with hands free units and stop these fuckheads from crashing into normal people who know how to drive. In fact, make it so each cell phone renders the user more sterile after each use.
People that get sucked in by those commercials and you end up getting 4 cell phones as presents.
People who love getting the damned cell phone and spend two weeks playing with the rings until you snap and smash their faces in.
Stuffed animals that emit xmas songs and do dances. The people who think they're really clever are those who find them in the store, set them all off and walk away.
People who insist that everything have the name CHRISTMAS slapped on it, and then claim it's not a religious thing. It says CHRIST right in the damned word. THAT is religious. If you want it to be non-religious, you say HOLIDAY.
Dancing trees and other knickknacks designed to shake/move/sing and blink.
Fire hazards like candles in trees, or candles left burning in every room. If you live far out in the country where you can't burn down others places with your stupidity, then go head and be unsafe. For the rest of you, PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR BURNING CANDLES.
Getting pink socks as gifts.
Getting fatter from everyone feeding you food and you can't say no or they get all 'Come on, just one?' until you choke one down to shut them up.
Being cold while you're trying to bring gifts/stuff/food into someone's place.
Cleaning up after dinner when all you really want to do is fall asleep for a week.
Waiting for everyone to shut the hell up and leave so you can enjoy your night in your comfy pants and fart.
People who enjoy singing carols and such but they suck horribly at singing, making the whole experience incredibly painful. When they find this out, they think it's funny and sing louder.
Puking up bad meat as soon as you get home, and spending the rest of the night with horrible stomach cramps.
Having to eat horrible cucumber/potato/whatever salad that a family member always makes. Can't they learn to make anything different? Or GOOD?
Having to listen to family members ramble on about how much you've grown and if you're married yet. If you are married, then they pester you about having brats. If you're single, then they try to fix you up, claiming you need some 'holiday spirit'.
Finding out 'holiday spirit' doesn't mean alcohol.
Pretending to like the relatives you hate so that you don't get accused of 'ruining the holidays'.
Watching a family member get loaded and trying to hit on the family dog, and you're not drunk enough to find it funny.
Having to smile at the shitty gifts you get by those who couldn't be bothered to actually find out what sort of thing you liked, and just picked up whatever 'everyone else' likes.
Sending cards and getting them. They're big, they all look the same and they end up in the garbage. Just give me the cash.
People can barely decorate the insides of their homes, and for some reason they're encouraged to show off their shitty taste on the outside. How many plastic fucking santas do you need?!
Getting cards from people who just sign their name and nothing else. What was the point? Why waste money on that?
Having people singing at your door and you don't want to pay them to go away so you just slam the door and they keep on singing, refusing to leave until you pay them.
Having to help make the house spotless so the stuck-up family can't criticize it.
Your whole family is on edge before guests arrive, and then suddenly you're supposed to look like you've had a great day while waiting for them.
People who think they're cool because they used only white lights to decorate, and those damned lit up deer that everyone seems to have.
Getting damn fruitcake every year and hating it, or if you like it, not being given any.
Christmas trees. Picking them out, killing them, dragging them home, decorating them, and then throwing them out at the end. How wasteful is this?
Being forced to join in on the singing and just moving your mouth to the words isn't tolerated.
People pretending to be Santa and being all friendly when really all year they're nasty bastards.
People saying "merry christmas" regardless of what beliefs you have. Try saying 'Happy Holidays' instead.
People who cover their whole house with stupid decorations, blinking lights, flood lights, plastic statues, banners, and everything else they can slap onto their house.
Having neighbors who have contests or enter decorating contests, so they come over and bug you to decorate when you don't want to. So you wake up to find your damn house decorated by that crazy lady down the street who's into christmas, even though you told her NOT to touch your place this year.
Xmas lights from neighbors houses that blind people driving by so they smash into your house.
People who spend a ton of money on bows and wrapping paper, yet can't spare $20 to go to a food bank or some other helpful place like a shelter that needs it during the holidays.
People driving around really slow because they're out there to see the stupid decorations.
People who spend hundreds and thousands of dollars on their energy bills due to their insane holiday decorating with the old style lights because "the LEDs aren't bight and festive enough".
Getting invited to cool things when and you can't go because you have to go to family xmas crap.
Getting invited to cool things and not being able to go because of horrible weather.
Egg nog.
Candy canes made into hearts and other stupid shapes. Everyone seems to have candy canes but who actually eats them? Can you even tell if they've gone bad? Do they go bad? What if you're eating a five year old candy cane?
Having to share chocolates with everyone when you're given them.
Having everyone give you chocolates and you can't stand them.
People who take a bit out of a chocolate and then put it back in the box because they didn't like it.
Stale gingerbread houses.
Having to "dress up nice" for family or other events.
Elmo and whatever stupid shit he's doing now.
People who shop at the last moment at a gas station for your gift. If that's what it's come to, just give the cash.
Always getting someone shitty as your Secret Santa and you end up with some sort of fucked up 'gift basket' full of shit you'd never use like scented soaps shaped like roses.
Really dry and sick sugar cookies.
Kids that are given really loud toys and they purposely put them in your face and have them go off a million times but you're not allowed to yell at them to shutup.
Stupid xmas cards that say "May you understand the gift of Christ."
Getting coal in your stocking from your parents.
People asking you what you want and then getting the exact opposite.
Having to see your stupid relatives and hear about how great they are and how you're putting on weight.
Seeing those stupid Christmas movies that they show every damn year when your favorite show would normally be on.
Cheery people who give everyone a small present that you can't use or even know what the hell it is. Normally they make these little items themselves like potholders, knitted squares with a snowflake pattern on it, a christmas pin of some sort.
Having to choke down your moms horrible Christmas cookies and having to take some home with you, so you throw them out the window as you're driving.
Sitting at the kids table because there is no room for you at the adults, even though you're in your twenties.
Commercials trying to sell you shit that you don't need and don't like.
People who only go to their religious centers/churches etc during the holidays so they can feel 'good' and the rest of the year they're complete assholes.
Whatever the latest craze is for this season.
People who dress up their pets with those stupid antler things and make you look at them. You have no choice but to smile and nod or make some sort of sarcastic comment before they let they poor creature run off to hide in shame.
People who dress up as elves because they want to, not because they have to or get paid in any way.
Stupid people making stupid centerpieces and then saving them forever as some sort of trophy.
All the wrapping paper and cards that get thrown out each year, helping to reduce our resources and creating more landfill waste.
Cards that people spend hours picking out, and expect you to cry when you read them.
Having to give people cards because for some reason they can't accept a gift without them.
Wrapping paper with dumb sayings on it like "Joy" or "Santa Loves You"
Having to go to dinner after dinner just so someone doesn't get bent out of shape because you didn't see them for the holidays.
Crappy xmas cookies that everyone brings into work.
Festive stamps for letters.
Companies who plaster their products with pathetic christmas theme pictures until you want to vomit.
Commercials who insist you must find THE PERFECT GIFT for someone, or suggest extremely sexist ideas. Not ALL women want shitty perfume, useless jewelry or more damned slippers. Not ALL guys want aftershave, useless gadgets or more damned underwear.
People who put bows on everything. EVERYTHING.
Everyone kissing and hugging you when you show up at events and then right after tell you their ill.
Family members who have 'issues' with others and you have to deal with their shit all day long.
TheInsaneDomain.com brings out pathetic no cheer here bullshit articles and lists just like shitty holiday decorations each year.
Getting gifts that SUCK.
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Waiting for everyone to shut the hell up and leave so you can enjoy your night in your comfy pants and fart.
;D
Stupid people making stupid centerpieces and then saving them forever as some sort of trophy.
Thanksgiving day we went to a restaurant and the table next to us brought their own huge centerpiece w/birds and junk on it.
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Sneaky little beesterds.
ROFL!
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People who take up more than one parking spot.
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People who take up more than one parking spot.
>:(
That happend to me the other day. Bastards. Don't now why they ended up with 2 flat tires though, hmmm interesting.
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People that change lanes in the middle of an intersection causing me to break a nail >:(
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people who put fuzzy reindeer horns on their minivans at Christmas, below freezing temperatures causing frozen car doors in the morning.
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People that change lanes in the middle of an intersection causing me to break a nail >:(
OMG the horror!
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restaurants thinking they're fooling people by serving smaller portions lately in the "down economy", my favorite Italian restaurant sucking ass the last couple of times i've been to it.
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restaurants thinking they're fooling people by serving smaller portions lately in the "down economy", my favorite Italian restaurant sucking ass the last couple of times i've been to it.
Are they skimping on the spedini >:(
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Are they skimping on the spedini >:(
darn tootin', not only has it been smaller but it's been lukewarm the last couple of times i've been there, i'm gonna have to start hitting up Charlie Gitto's, Rigazzi's or Zia's.
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I haven't been out to an italian place in a while. sounds good.
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I haven't been out to an italian place in a while. sounds good.
That does it.chicken parm for me tonight.
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haha. I was thinking about making some chicken scallopine tonight. But i still have stuff left over from last nights dinner.
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Do you have video w/audio capability on your cell :D
I only wish...I would YouTube her tired old a** in a heartbeat. What makes it worse is that this woman is almost 60 and tries to act like she's 25. Good grief, Charlie Brown.
Another gripe...Extended Dance Remixes of songs that sucked to begin with.
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Paper cuts
>:(
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cricks in your neck
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Assholes who buy a box of tic-tacs with a fucking credit card!!!,People who get up to the toll booth and take 15 min. to dig out 75 cents! mickey mouse's birthday being announced on the news as if it's an actual event! 90% 0f law enforcement! traffic being slowed down for road construction when there's nobody working! Mexicans who pretend they don't speak english!
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Assholes who buy a box of tic-tacs with a fucking credit card!!!,People who get up to the toll booth and take 15 min. to dig out 75 cents! mickey mouse's birthday being announced on the news as if it's an actual event! 90% 0f law enforcement! traffic being slowed down for road construction when there's nobody working! Mexicans who pretend they don't speak english!
How are Mexicans like cue balls? The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.
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what do fat girls and bricks have in common? Eventualy both get laid by Mexicans. Sorry but i can say this. I'm playing the race card! lol
biggest gripe today, people that block the intersection.
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You know why Mexico does'nt have a navy?Cause cardboard does'nt float!
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Sid and Mundo were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. "Sid," asked Mundo, "Are there any Jews in Mexico?"
I don't know," Mundo replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"
When the waiter came by, Mundo asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"
"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Mexican Jews."
"Are you sure?" Mundo asked.
"I will check again, sir." the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.
While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere."
When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Mexican Jews."
"Are you really sure?" Mundo asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Mexican Jews."
"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews, and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Mexican Jews!"
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snow >:(
windsheild wipers freezing up >:(
slipping on driveway >:(
losing phone, cable & internet >:(
splinters >:(
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not having snow for Christmas time. Damn 70 degree weather this week!
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not having snow for Christmas time. Damn 70 degree weather this week!
Damnit! >:(
::)
:P
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wow we dipped to 43 today.
the next 10 days we have 3 days in the high 40's, a bunch of high 60's low 70's.
67 for Christmas day :'(
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wow we dipped to 43 today.
the next 10 days we have 3 days in the high 40's, a bunch of high 60's low 70's.
67 for Christmas day :'(
Boo freaking HOO! In WA we had 90 mph gusts of snow flurries..... I didnt pull ANYONE over all night.
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I didn't know you're a cop. I'm thinking about trying to become one.
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I didn't know you're a cop. I'm thinking about trying to become one.
Where do you live?
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Atlanta, GA
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Atlanta, GA
I PMd you.
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sweet. I think I would like it.
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What in the world is going on here?
nothing :-*
just guys talking shop
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nothing :-*
just guys talking shop
OK I'll take you and Mr. Bulker's word for it!
Back to a gripe:
People that "frost" cakes w/whipped cream leading me to believe it is frosting >:(
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Back to a gripe:
People that "frost" cakes w/whipped cream leading me to believe it is frosting >:(
Yeah that's some BS right there. OMG cake sounds soooooooo good right now.
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Yeah that's some BS right there. OMG cake sounds soooooooo good right now.
It had coconut flakes in it! I was so excited! And then...the let down >:(
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kinda like Christmas when you don't get undies and crayons huh?
yeah whipped topping is the lazy way to make a cake
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kinda like Christmas when you don't get undies and crayons huh?
wasn't that video cute!
you should see the rollerskates one ;D
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When Miggs's avatar is of some phnonimal ta ta's that I cant stop staring at....
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When Miggs's avatar is of some phnonimal ta ta's that I cant stop staring at....
I have avatars turned off but I looked at Mig's after he was complimented on it by another poster. It used to be a cartoon just like that!
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I have avatars turned off but I looked at Mig's after he was complimented on it by another poster. It used to be a cartoon just like that!
When stella doesnt have HER tatas in her avatar....
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wasn't that video cute!
you should see the rollerskates one ;D
yeah it was great vid.
Yeah i love my avatars lol, one of the reasons I keep posting! The cartoon one was funny too. Guess we should have warned ya huh Stella, lol.
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Uh, actually when Stella, Laura, Mydavid, Dina (especially ;)) dont have their ta tas in their avatars...
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Uh, actually when Stella, Laura, Mydavid, Dina (especially ;)) dont have their ta tas in their avatars...
ROFL
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When people don't return their carts to the coral
>:(
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When people don't return their carts to the coral
>:(
Dogh! AND Princess L.....
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Dogh! AND Princess L.....
hahah, Princess L and Stella are enigmas. they are the womans board ninjas, no one will ever know what they look like. lol
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Being stuck behind someone who has decided to do eight years' worth of banking in one ATM visit.
People who burn popcorn in the breakroom microwave.
Having one of the dumb kids give a speech at graduation ceremonies.
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yeah it was great vid.
Yeah i love my avatars lol, one of the reasons I keep posting! The cartoon one was funny too. Guess we should have warned ya huh Stella, lol.
That's nothing compared to the ones that made me turn the avatars off!
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people that go to the drive up ATM's on foot and hold up the line.
people that insist on scratching off lotto tickets while at the counter
people who smack their food, or chew like a camel
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people who act surprised when the cashier in the 12 items or less express lane calls them on having 27 items.
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people on cell phone when at the check out or ordering
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The american economy,cold coffee,hot beer,waking up in the morning and the house is warm but the floors are freezing fucking cold,a family member who thinks that they are better than everyone else in the family,a big preening, strutting, sweaty,hairy,posturing,alpha male fucking jackoff,rednecks,rednecks who are still in mourning over Dale Earnhart's death,people who just walked out of the shopping center,get in their vehicle,sit there smoking a cigarrette,talking on the cell phone for 20 min.before they finally put their keys in the ignition and decide to leave!!!!!! >:(
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When all the snow and ice and crud gets caked up under your car and melts all over the garage floor.
>:(
and I don't wanna hear about the fact you don't get snow MIGS! >:(
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Some blue-haired HR clerk that you know for a fact barely got past the eighth grade looking down her nose at you to say your bachelor's degree "is simply not enough education" for the position you seek.
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people who sign the bottom of every post they make on getbig.
hey, guess what? i can see your avatar, so save your energy.
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people who sign the bottom of every post they make on getbig.
hey, guess what? i can see your avatar, so save your energy.
Good point.
Sincerely,
Andy Griffin
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When all the snow and ice and crud gets caked up under your car and melts all over the garage floor.
>:(
and I don't wanna hear about the fact you don't get snow MIGS! >:(
Your fault for living in the North
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Some blue-haired HR clerk that you know for a fact barely got past the eighth grade looking down her nose at you to say your bachelor's degree "is simply not enough education" for the position you seek.
;D
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Good point.
Sincerely,
Andy Griffin
Troo, troo.
STella 8)
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buying wrapping paper then not being able to find wrapping paper so you have to buy MORE wrapping paper for a st00pid holiday!
~weed~
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Having to go to the gym when you'd rather surf getbig >:(
STella
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buying wrapping paper then not being able to find wrapping paper so you have to buy MORE wrapping paper for a st00pid holiday!
~weed~
At least you've got something to wrap.
I can't find a gift I was just getting ready to wrap ::)
Now I have to raid the wine cellar >:(
And try to dig up a wine bag that looks festive and unused :P
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Men who grab their nuts as if it's normal and acceptable ;)
it is ;)
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At least you've got something to wrap.
I can't find a gift I was just getting ready to wrap ::)
Now I have to raid the wine cellar >:(
And try to dig up a wine bag that looks festive and unused :P
grocery bag will work!!! :D
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grocery bag will work!!! :D
Twist it up tightly at the neck = instant class :)
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Idiots who break down in the middle of the highway,get out of their car and try to fix it in the middle of the highway,snarling traffic instead of pushing that piece of junk off the fucking road and trying to fix it there!!!!!
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Despite the fact that my office has less than ten male employees, I cannot walk into the bathroom that there isn't someone in there taking a shit.
(I know, I know...there are twenty times more women in the office but there is just one bathroom for each gender and they're the same size...blah blah blah...I guess I'm spoiled)
Sincerely,
Andy Griffin
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Now I have to raid the wine cellar >:(
I used to keep my MD 20/20 in the fridge because I didn't have a wine cellar.
Sincerely,
Andy Griffin
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Despite the fact that my office has less than ten male employees, I cannot walk into the bathroom that there isn't someone in there taking a shit.
(I know, I know...there are twenty times more women in the office but there is just one bathroom for each gender and they're the same size...blah blah blah...I guess I'm spoiled)
Sincerely,
Andy Griffin
Just go to any truck stop in the USA,BIG,FAT,BLOATED,GREASY,Truckers,who have'nt seen their own dicks since the Carter administration,Oh,and to smell the cabbage dinner they just had,sitting there talking on a fucking cell phone!Used to,only rich drug dealers had phones in their bathrooms!!
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Hair in the sink at the gym
>:(
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Hair in the sink at the gym
>:(
I hate that! And they're the thick curly ones like someone leaned up butt naked and got pubes in there. ::)
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You should never use a gym shower
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Getting your period on Christmas! >:(
Migs you better give me that present or I will get angry AND start crying!!
:'( >:( :'( >:( :'( >:( >:( >:(
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Getting your period on Christmas! >:(
Migs you better give me that present or I will get angry AND start crying!!
:'( >:( :'( >:( :'( >:( >:( >:(
aww. Let me get you a heating pad, and some wine. Just sit back and relax
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aww. Let me get you a heating pad, and some wine. Just sit back and relax
~flower's hardcore. She doesn't go for that sappy wine stuff!
(http://www.ubergizmo.com/photos/2007/4/booze-belt.jpg)
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:AEU0FRhH_Y3QmM:http://www.sloeguns.biz/Images/booze.jpg)
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damn Princess, i'm trying to refine her some. Sheesh. Shouldn't you go to the save the lamb rally?
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~flower's hardcore. She doesn't go for that sappy wine stuff!
(http://www.ubergizmo.com/photos/2007/4/booze-belt.jpg)
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:AEU0FRhH_Y3QmM:http://www.sloeguns.biz/Images/booze.jpg)
For some reason I actually find this hot.
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Having to go buy new milk on Christmas because one guy coming over has a glass of milk w/his meal and we drink out of the carton. As much saliva as he's probably ingested over the years I can't do that to him :(
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furniture stores that have a "going out of business" sale every 6 months for 10 years.
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Unruly kids - anywhere, but especially in church.
>:(
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church
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We shouldn't be thinking about what we don't want. We should instead get in the habit of thinking about what we do want.
This will bring more of what we do want into our lives.
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no offense man but you're quickly becoming the most annoying poster on this site.
which is actually quite an achievement on getbig!
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When woman say they are fat, just to get a "No, you're not..." response from men.
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When woman say they are fat, just to get a "No, you're not..." response from men.
even when they know they are....
being congested. I am planning to do cardio tomorrow but i can't friggin breathe! It's going to suck.
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even when they know they are....
being congested. I am planning to do cardio tomorrow but i can't friggin breathe! It's going to suck.
Yeah, but I'm talking about the ones who are not. The ones who would make a Coke bottle jealous.
Cardio will get all that mess out. You better do it outside or have spit can next to the treadmill.
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Yeah, but I'm talking about the ones who are not. The ones who would make a Coke bottle jealous.
Cardio will get all that mess out. You better do it outside or have spit can next to the treadmill.
seriously, i feel like a snot factory. The more i blow my nose the more i make. Instant cloggage. I need a turkey baster snot sucker thingy.
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WOOHOO i found some vick's vapor rub. I been able to breathe for a whole minute!
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Girls that gripe about their boobs being too big.
Gayer than honey on peanut butter
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when the girls don't show up on the board for the last 4 days! Dang it i need entertainment!
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dudes that whine about the girls not showing up on the boards
;D Hi Migs ;D
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People who brush their teeth in the kitchen sink. ::)
Use the bathroom.
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People who brush their teeth in the kitchen sink. ::)
Use the bathroom.
How about people that leave globs of toothpaste in the sink?
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How about people that leave globs of toothpaste in the sink?
Yes, that too. It's just out of respect for others that you shouldn't do it. Plates and utinsels other people will be using are cleaned in there, and if they had a choice, they wouldn't want other people's spit and slobber around their plates and utinsels they will be putting in their own mouths.
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People who brush their teeth in the kitchen sink. ::)
Use the bathroom.
I used to live with 3 woman ina flat.
I was forced to do that as they would hi jack the bath room for the whole morning.
That or I would brush my teeth at work.
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I used to live with 3 woman ina flat.
I was forced to do that as they would hi jack the bath room for the whole morning.
That or I would brush my teeth at work.
Well in that case it's understandable and right.
I'm talking about if you have the choice, but you instead go to the kitchen and brush your teeth all over the dishes, etc....
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dudes that whine about the girls not showing up on the boards
;D Hi Migs ;D
PFFT!
By the way I'm not the one that used your toothbrush :-\
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Those new Progressive commercials where people are shopping for insurance in a retail store, the one with the annoying girl. Especially the one with the fat black chick in the lime green polyester outfit who sees herself and says, proudly, "That's me!" when she should be saying, "Oh, my God, where did I go wrong? I don't need car insurance; I need to kill my parents, then myself."
Fat women at the office who always complain about being tired and they don't know why.
Little League dads yelling at kids on both teams as if the kids were professional athletes, despite the fact that when most of these dads played the game, they stunk like butt.
TBS taking "Mama's Family" off its morning lineup a couple years ago. I'm still pissed about that. "There goes the truck of my dreams...thanks a LOT, Mama!"
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Those new Progressive commercials where people are shopping for insurance in a retail store, the one with the annoying girl. Especially the one with the fat black chick in the lime green polyester outfit who sees herself and says, proudly, "That's me!" when she should be saying, "Oh, my God, where did I go wrong? I don't need car insurance; I need to kill my parents, then myself."
Speaking of commercials, the ones with the guy playing the guitar singing whining about how people have wronged him and now he's broke because he should have checked their credit.
TBS taking "Mama's Family" off its morning lineup a couple years ago. I'm still pissed about that. "There goes the truck of my dreams...thanks a LOT, Mama!"
Bubba was a dreamboat ;D
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ya'll are freaks
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I always yell at the tv when the allergy medicine commercial comes on. The effing nitwit is sitting there with flowers and a cat!!! Idiot deserves to sneeze until she dies just for being stupid. >:(
If in the position I would never prescribe that stuff just because of the commercial being so stupid.
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Speaking of commercials, the ones with the guy playing the guitar singing whining about how people have wronged him and now he's broke because he should have checked their credit.
Bubba was a dreamboat ;D
I remember Naomi being kind of hot when she wore the ponytail at the beginning, plus at that time she gave Mama as good as she got...but as the show went on, she got dumber and dumber, and the frizzy hair left me cold.
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I always yell at the tv when the allergy medicine commercial comes on. The effing nitwit is sitting there with flowers and a cat!!! Idiot deserves to sneeze until she dies just for being stupid. >:(
If in the position I would never prescribe that stuff just because of the commercial being so stupid.
I feel the same way about Hardees. Even though the new thickburgers look good, the commercials are so obnoxious I won't eat there.
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(http://vicki.bigthicketdirectory.net/images/mama5.jpg)
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(http://vicki.bigthicketdirectory.net/images/mama5.jpg)
now THAT is annoying! ;D
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The Burger King commercials
This guy creeps me out :-X
(http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/09/ceo_socnet/image/burger-king.jpg)
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cramps :P
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(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o266/weatherstooge/TWC%20Icons%20-%202007-Present/LightWintryMix.png)
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Work...School...Weekends only 2 days long...
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cramps :P
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Pipe down uterusless >:(
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Pipe down uterusless >:(
rofl
uter use less works too almost lol
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the overplaying of songs on the radio .... Katy Perry needs a firework shoved up her %^&*$% >:(
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Kohls latest tagline
'The more you know, the more you Kohls'
bugs the $#!t outta me
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People who repeatedly say "the bottom line is . . . ."
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People who repeatedly say "the bottom line is . . . ."
"Let me be clear"
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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"Let me be clear"
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
^^^ This.
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That being said...
::)
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so, with that being said, let me be clear, that the bottom line is that i am still waiting for my sammich and cheesecake.
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all things being equal, Water for elephants is gay as sh*t
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all things being equal, Water for elephants is gay as sh*t
And to think I used to respect your opinion ::)
What a fool I was :P
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ugh people that use gay purple font
;D
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i hate boredom...
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i hate boredom...
= no boredom
= chick magnet
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRtbFbqzMzEuFsUNAPMA0Q-mvvThVM7jwewf8peG_V6VhhQG8r_ng&t=1)
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(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRtbFbqzMzEuFsUNAPMA0Q-mvvThVM7jwewf8peG_V6VhhQG8r_ng&t=1)
:D :D Nook at dat nubs!
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= no boredom
= chick magnet
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRtbFbqzMzEuFsUNAPMA0Q-mvvThVM7jwewf8peG_V6VhhQG8r_ng&t=1)
cute lil guy
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People who go out of turn in intersections.
People who try to sue others for rediculous things.
Drunk people.
High People.
People who THINK they are tougher, cooler, etc, than they really are.
Drunk drivers.
Stupid people.
this + white trash
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People who don't use their blinkers.
>:(
as in: drivers who don't indicate?
Here's me:
I'm a pedestrian standing there at an intersection looking both ways attempting to cross?
Other days I'm a cyclist balancing on my bike?
Twat in a Big black new 4x4 can't be assed to learn where their new indicator is?
Blimey, I ought be grateful, at least they're not using the horn.
waaaaaaaa how did I miss this thread, I'll have to read the lot.
What we ought do (I tried this once on our girly board when it was first invented?) is just get grumpy and gripe on Mondays only. Either that or when we're all PMS.
The rest of the week we'll all be sweetness and light?
xL
great thread...